Men are the superior sex. Period. (5400 hits)
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Submitted by Alberto Frenrardo <alberto.at.nathanralph.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-14 18:08:08 EDT
Well, to most people it should be obvious that men are the superior sex. However, to clear a few things up I decided to list some reasons:
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
5. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.00
6. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
7. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
8. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
9. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
10. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
11. Your underwear costs only $10 for a three-pack.
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
13. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
14. The world is your urinal.
15. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
16. Men don't bleed 5 days every month.
17. Women have smaller brains than that of their male counterpart. (look it up)
18. Women score significantly lower than men on the SAT.
19. A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
20. Women who are not vain about their clothes are often vain about not being vain about their clothes.
21. Friendship among women is but a suspension of hostilities.
It should be rather obvious that men are superior to women, now. In conclusion: www.feminism.com
MEN
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women
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Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2004-04-07 22:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"HE DID NOT WRITE THIS
he stole it "
Incorrect. You, just as other people, have pointed out yet another website that has some of the things I said. I never visited your website when composing this list.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HE DID NOT WRITE THIS
he stole it
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=1.+Your+ass+is+never+a+factor+in+a+job+interview.+
-2
-2
-2
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Superior? No.
Stronger? Yes.
But women are definitely the fairer gender.
I've seen better (-1)
Stay orange.
-JW
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Men are definitely NOT the superior sex. You guys just have it easier, that's all.
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for stirring up the pigpen and pissing off the sow, QueenAshlee.
Submitted by Unconfused at 2003-10-20 16:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "Not 15? So how old are you? 16? 17? WOW, was I way off."
You appear less and less intelligent as we go on. All you do is draw your own conclusions, most of which aren't true by answering your own questions.
Quote: "You predicted nothing"
Incorrect. I predicted that you would keep arguing as you have and that this would stay on the most heated. My prediction was correct. You just made up that statement.
Quote: "You drew conclusions based on the patterns of the website."
Brilliant, and in doing so I made a prediction.
prediction
n 1: reasoning about the future
A basic understanding of the English language is sometimes necessary in order to converse with other English-speaking people. Apparently this is something you lack.
Quote: "Which probably means that you spent quite a long time examining the Most Heated list"
More of your wonderful assumptions. I spent very little time looking at the most heated, as this topic was suggested to me by another Uberuser. Whether or not he spent time looking at the most heated is irrelevant.
Quote: "Congratulations, you're unorigional AND you've got too much time on your hands!"
Actually, this is the first topic i've seen arguing this topic, and I only spent about 15 minutes making it. YOU tell ME I have too much time on my hands. It's almost guaranteed that you spend more time on this website than I.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-10-18 19:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is still goin, eh? There was some funny remarks made down there at the bottom.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-18 02:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not 15? So how old are you? 16? 17? WOW, was I way off.
You predicted nothing. You drew conclusions based on the patterns of the website. Which probably means that you spent quite a long time examining the Most Heated list, then stole a bunch of stuff you knew would piss everyone off from a different website and posted it. Congratulations, you're unorigional AND you've got too much time on your hands!
Submitted by Unconfused at 2003-10-18 01:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "Egads, you're stupid. I love how you called me uneducated! What are you, like 15? Yeah, I thought I knew everything when I was 15 too. Hopefully, you'll grow out of it. "
I'm not 15, and i'm not stupid. Actually, everything I assumed would happen in this thread happened. You continue to feed the thread so it stays on most heated. Congratulations, lab rat.
Quote: "P.S. I'm a liberal. And what?"
I merely stated that you people were probably liberal. I was correct.
Quote: "you post things about how horny men can be and a whole bunch of other shit on the net, do you hear guys complaining!?
piss off."
Good point. Somewhat like the whole thing about white males ages 13-45 are the most discriminated against group in America, but you only hear about people discriminating against minorities.
Submitted by jugoschwabo (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one word, well, three now: funny. = 6
dude, i dont get the feminists. its just a joke!
you post things about how horny men can be and a whole bunch of other shit on the net, do you hear guys complaining!?
piss off.
READ THIS:
http://maddox.xmission.com/feminazi.html
Submitted by jugoschwabo (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one word, well, three now: funny. = 6
Submitted by daidoji (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Men are better than women.
/*lie eating up....soul*/
they have the one thing that makes it all worthwhile. And that thing is breasts.
But +2 for a good try.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Egads, you're stupid. I love how you called me uneducated! What are you, like 15? Yeah, I thought I knew everything when I was 15 too. Hopefully, you'll grow out of it.
There is no debate here. There's a large group of people pointing out that you're a moron, and there's you proving them right, but there is definitely no debate. Go do your homework, little boy, the adults are talking now.
P.S. I'm a liberal. And what?
Submitted by Unconfused at 2003-10-17 17:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "didn't even read the post.
-2 for the title alone.period."
I love people like you. You prove my points.
Quote: "Quote: Stop with the goddamn "Quote blah blah blah" bullshit. Come up with something to FUCKING SAY. "
My quotes are called rebuttals. This is what you do in a debate situation. Unfortunately, you don't appear to be educated enough to understand this.
Quote: "Besides, I rated this peice of shit three times, helping you stay on the most heated list, like you oh so wanted to do, you should be begging me to stay. "
I don't need to beg you to stay. There are plenty of other willing, mindless lab rats that will keep this on the most heated for a while.
Quote: "unconfused, how long does it take you to quote every person who argues w/ you and then answer them........ "
Takes about 20 minutes out of my day.
Quote: "you're bringing the male name down by your existance........ "
Unfortunately, there is no such thing as the 'male name', but nice try.
Quote: "that would be assuming that she made a mistake/she didn't understand what you were saying which probably isn't true."
Actually, it was true.
Quote: "and also assuming that you two represent all men and women everywhere. "
Assumptions make an ass out of you and me...especially you.
Quote: "oh and give up on trying to do your perfect grammar and form bullshit it doesn't make you look any smarter."
Perhaps it doesn't. This doesn't bother me.
Quote: " is it somehow wrong to respond to posts now? "
I never accused anyone of being in the wrong for posting. Don't twist my words. You're probably a liberal.
Quote: "I feel sorry that you cant get a job because you've got a naff ass"
I love people like you who attempt to discredit people by making things up and saying "oh, this must apply to you". I have a job.
Quote: " Im sure your wit and intelligence will win through for you"
You're probably right.
Quote: "I tried staying away from this post knowing that it was most likely filled with a lot of pissing and moaning."
Should have taken your initial intuition.
Quote: "I received something VERY similar in a FWD email. I'm not impressed "
I don't care. This was not done to impress you.
Quote: "mafre this is obviously humor, lighten up"
Good point.
Quote: "Since I actually found the humor in this.. and i happen to be a guy myself, i found this quite funny! keep up the good work "
Thank you.
Quote: "Dirty theiving motherfucker."
You, as many others, have just pointed out something I already said. I got these from different websites. None of the websites you have posted are correct.
Quote: "Although I'm assuming you ripped this off from somewhere, I still give you credit for bringing a smile to this old man's face."
Thanks.
Quote: "Anyway, why do you see a womans body as a setback?"
I don't.
Submitted by Gillespie <jarretttai.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-10-17 16:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooh, holy "can-o-worms" batman. I didn't even read this at first, I just scrolled to the bottom to see the holy spiked-dildo enema you recieved. Anyway, why do you see a womans body as a setback? When is the last time you got out of a speeding ticket for being hot?
-J
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I disagree totally, but I laughed out loud on #20, so here's a 0.
Submitted by gr8_ceezers_gh0st (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the shitty thing about being a man is having the most sensitive part of our anatomy dangeling between our legs, like a bit of misplaced intestine.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Although I'm assuming you ripped this off from somewhere, I still give you credit for bringing a smile to this old man's face.
I give thee a +2 young lad, a +2
Submitted by digitalKRONIC (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty theiving motherfucker.
http://www.dvdrbase.com/archive/index.php/t-29886
http://www.justsaywow.com/pages/beingaman/beingaman.cfm
http://www.1worldofjokes.com/girlsrelate.shtml
Submitted by JohnWilkesBooth (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Asian girls have the highest average SAT score.
Submitted by GoblinVolunteer (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since I actually found the humor in this.. and i happen to be a guy myself, i found this quite funny! keep up the good work
Submitted by MaynardJK (user info) at 2003-10-16 16:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mafre this is obviously humor, lighten up
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-16 14:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I received something VERY similar in a FWD email. I'm not impressed
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I tried staying away from this post knowing that it was most likely filled with a lot of pissing and moaning.
I figured Id rate this a 0 because only these were funny to me:
5. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.00
8. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
15. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
16. Men don't bleed 5 days every month.
19. A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
11. Your underwear costs only $10 for a three-pack.
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Those are all valid reasons. But you are still a moron. Ill give you a -1 instead.
Submitted by SimOliLan (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's said that in 5000 generations, men will be all gone because of some shit concerning chromosomes. Howerver, men ARE the superior sex. Reason? No need.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't agree with the blanket statement 'Men are better than women', nor do I agree with most of the listed reasons, but I would like to make a few points. Please keep in mind that I have a daughter and that my opinion was almost totally different before her birth (because my little girl can do anything!)
Annika Sorenstam played in the Colonial this year against PGA (male) golfers. She performed admirably, but didn't make the cut going into the weekend. Her score, if I remember correctly, was 2~3 strokes too high. What disappoints me is the fact that all the sports media were calling it a valiant effort, and accepting the fact that she 'couldn't hang' with the big boys. I couldn't disagree more. I think it was a GREAT performance. It was her very first PGA event, and she missed the cut by only a couple strokes. I guarantee that if you put her score up against almost any male player in their first event, it would be close or better. How many first-time pros do you think make the cut in their first event. Yeah, she's been playing against female pros and whipping them. But the lack of competition is the only reason that her game can't stand up against the best male pros. I bet you that if A.S. played on the men's tour for a few years, she would do what she had to in order to make her game 'long' enough to compete. By separating sports by gender, we aren't allowing women to reach the level of accumen that men do. I think that if women HAD to improve their athleticism and strength to compete, then they might be able to approach the level that male athletes are on.
Not to mention that we separate by gender ONLY in physical activities. Why does everyone accept that women are inferior physically?! And if you do, why is it such a stretch to accept that women may be inferior in other ways (which I do not believe, but serves as a nice perpindicular argument). At my company, there are no separations between genders. There is not a Men's Accounting department or a Women's Purchasing department. The idea being that all can do an effective job. Well I bet that women would do an effective job in sports if the feminists that act as the mouthpiece for all women would stop holding them down. Title IX is NOT equality. Equal numbers of sports for both genders is oppressive. Real equality will be acheived when men and women compete in the same sports for the limited number of open slots on the same team. Women who love basketball would have to improve their game to make the team, but I believe that they would do it eventually.
If you tell me men are inherently stronger and faster than women, then you'll have a lot of evidence to support that contention. But ask yourself why. Just genetics, huh? Then why can't we say 'just genetics' about creativity, academics, research, job performance, etc...? I bet there is just as much evidence to support that, too.
My advice for women is not to go up and challenge men (in any sense, because we have fragile egos). My advice is to challenge yourself to become equal or greater.
That being said, any ladies wanna chat....(haha)
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahhh is that what he is then?
Shite.
Well, I didnt realise that you had to hate women in order to like the boys.
*shrugs* each to their own. I wouldnt give him a job based on his bum either.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 06:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No belle the boobs and flutter doesnt work on BUMMERS.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-16 05:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.... I surely couldnt give a kippers bollocks who's better.
I feel sorry that you cant get a job because you've got a naff ass... its a shame, but Im sure your wit and intelligence will win through for you... good luck.
And anyway, I personally dont care if you want to judge my by my gender.
I usually find that if you're that mindless to form your own opinion, you're usually pretty easy to manipulate with the tried and tested boobs and flutter routine.
And as long as I can flash some clevage and a smile to get you to do what I want, I really couldnt give a shite.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-10-16 03:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNconfused, don't ever post something like this again. It causes the resident idiots to gravitate towards itself in a downward spiral of mental decay.
That being said, #21 is the most true.
Submitted by NoUseForAName at 2003-10-16 03:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
first of all i would like to point out i DID read all the posts before this so no need to get your tighty whiteys in a knot and use your "i did this to get on most heated" crap argument on me again..
if you only said that shit because you were getting your ass handed to you by so many people i'd just like to point out another mistake you've got (yes i realize there are oh so many more but this one is so illogical it deserves an honorable mention)
"I meant that because you don't have a good understanding of the English language, and I do, men are more educated. It's simple, really."
that would be assuming that she made a mistake/she didn't understand what you were saying which probably isn't true..and also assuming that you two represent all men and women everywhere. just because you think you have a better grasp of the english language than her you think all men are smarter than all women??? ok well that's obviously crap.
oh and give up on trying to do your perfect grammar and form bullshit it doesn't make you look any smarter. you just sound like more of an ass. don't try to compensate for lack of intelligence with capitalization, apostrophes, and formal diction
and if the point of your post was to get on most heated...why were you still here even after you made the list.
"It seems I am not the one in the wrong here. "
and how would contributing to your "plan" put her "in the wrong"??? is it somehow wrong to respond to posts now? a fuckload of people are going to hell then huh.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-10-16 00:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
unconfused, how long does it take you to quote every person who argues w/ you and then answer them........
you live a very unproductive life, i'm imagining...
you're bringing the male name down by your existance........
this post sucked...................
go away. :)
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-16 00:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quote: "Hey buddy, why don't you give credit to one of the many people that have put this same shit up before you like this guy http://www.larryelder.com/humor/great2baguy.htm, or even this guy. I was able to find these after just a short search. "
Hey buddy I already said I got it from various places on the internet. Go away.
Yeah dipshit, and I already told you that I didn't read all the replies before I posted that. I'm sorry but I'm here to stay for a good long while.
Besides, I rated this peice of shit three times, helping you stay on the most heated list, like you oh so wanted to do, you should be begging me to stay.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-16 00:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a quote for you:
Quote: Stop with the goddamn "Quote blah blah blah" bullshit. Come up with something to FUCKING SAY.
Submitted by joulietta at 2003-10-15 23:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't even read the post.
-2 for the title alone.period.
Submitted by DarkAnarchist235 <anderke.at.uwec.edu> at 2003-10-15 21:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smarter than most girls your age, foxgirl? And you're in 7th Grade? All that means is that you don't constantly say "Oh, my God" or "Like" in every spoken (maybe even written) sentence you form.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-15 19:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i've faked it
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-15 18:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "Rock on, foxgirl! I like how you talk."
Oh yeah, you go girl. Get sassy wit doze boyz. Give me a break.
Quote: "As to the originator of this thread, grow up."
I don't see your justification. The sole purpose of this thread was to incite anger and make the most heated, and that it did. My plan worked perfectly and you're only contributing to it. It seems I am not the one in the wrong here.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-10-15 18:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rock on, foxgirl! I like how you talk.
I remember being 12. If you ever need an adopted 20yr old big sister, email me. I remember those days and could've used one myself, at times.
As to the originator of this thread, grow up. I have three words for you:
Lick
my
clit.
I won't even waste rational arguments on you.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-15 18:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "But who cares? That in no way strengthens your theory of men being superior."
Some people don't bother even reading the responses. The whole theory was introduced to incite anger and make the most heated.
Quote: "Kinda funny, but you're wrong. Women are way smarter than men. "
I love your statistical backup of this theory, regardless of the fact that men score higher on IQ tests and SATs. Anyway, give up. The whole topic was made up to incite anger.
Quote: "Women do not score significantly lower on the SAT. "
A poll in 1998 showed that men scored 90 higher than women on average.
Quote: "Also, regarding the comments below with respect to male vs. female brain size: It is true that the male brain is significantly larger than the female brain, due to a statistically significant difference in body size. Men are bigger, on average, therefore can carry more load. However, the point about women using more of their brain is also true, insofar as it relates to percentage of brain mass. A male brain averages 10-12% cortex (the part of your brain you actually "think" with) whereas the mean cortical area of a female brain is 14-16%. The total cortical volume is not significanly different between sexes. A cursory literature search on www.biomednet.com will bear these facts out."
I am aware of this. The post was a joke.
Quote: "Too lazy to read all of the reviews, but:
Neanderthal man had a much larger brain than modern man, do you see any of them around?
Brain size means pretty much nothing.
You're an idiot. "
You're too lazy to read the reviews and i'm the idiot. Right.
Quote: "Hey buddy, why don't you give credit to one of the many people that have put this same shit up before you like this guy http://www.larryelder.com/humor/great2baguy.htm, or even this guy. I was able to find these after just a short search. "
Hey buddy I already said I got it from various places on the internet. Go away.
Quote: "Accually, i am female(obviously) and i am smarter than most males and females in the 7th grade. In fact im 12 years old and i am already elgible to take tests that you take in high school. And men are the idiots trying to stick their hands down womens pants."
I laughed out loud when I read this. Well, miss obvious female, the topic was about women in general (and a joke at that).
Quote: "You don't get laid much, do you?"
I've never gotten laid, have never attempted to, and don't plan on it untill I get married. Call me a loser. Bash me. I don't care. I simply have morals.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-15 18:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foxgirl (user info) at 2003-10-15 14:36:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Accually, i am female(obviously) and i am smarter than most males and females in the 7th grade. In fact im 12 years old and i am already elgible to take tests that you take in high school. And men are the idiots trying to stick their hands down womens pants.
Well aren't you special. And hey! I stick my hands down mens pants all the time!
I mean...
Submitted by diablerie (user info) at 2003-10-15 17:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't get laid much, do you?
Submitted by Fartknocker (user info) at 2003-10-15 14:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Accually, i am female(obviously) and i am smarter than most males and females"
You gotta respect that..
Submitted by foxgirl (user info) at 2003-10-15 14:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Accually, i am female(obviously) and i am smarter than most males and females in the 7th grade. In fact im 12 years old and i am already elgible to take tests that you take in high school. And men are the idiots trying to stick their hands down womens pants.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I shoulda said those comments after I read all the replies. Sorry, I'll just -2 myself again.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.dr-kinney.com/html/men.htm
I meant to put this one down too. My fault -2 for me.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Just give me my knee high leather boots and I'm ready to go!"
I saw this and just had to say, C.F.M.B.'s kick ass!!!!
Hey buddy, why don't you give credit to one of the many people that have put this same shit up before you like this guy http://www.larryelder.com/humor/great2baguy.htm, or even this guy. I was able to find these after just a short search.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-15 09:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well if you did bother to read the reviews you would have realized that this post was complete bullshit and just an attempt to get hits. Which it did.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-10-15 08:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too lazy to read all of the reviews, but:
Neanderthal man had a much larger brain than modern man, do you see any of them around?
Brain size means pretty much nothing.
You're an idiot.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2003-10-15 08:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a couple of comments.
Women do not score significantly lower on the SAT. In 1996, when the SAT was "recentered" (i.e., scores were adjusted to ensure the median score stays at 1000), the test itself was revamped. ETS, the company which publishes the tests, realized that some questions were more often answered correctly by males, and some more often answered correctly by females. ETS adjusted the ratio of male-friendly to female-friendly questions to remove inherent bias in the test. There were a number of lawsuits regarding this bias. You can go to http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/95sep/ets/fall.htm or www.stats.org/record.jsp?type=oped&ID=85 for more information.
Also, regarding the comments below with respect to male vs. female brain size: It is true that the male brain is significantly larger than the female brain, due to a statistically significant difference in body size. Men are bigger, on average, therefore can carry more load. However, the point about women using more of their brain is also true, insofar as it relates to percentage of brain mass. A male brain averages 10-12% cortex (the part of your brain you actually "think" with) whereas the mean cortical area of a female brain is 14-16%. The total cortical volume is not significanly different between sexes. A cursory literature search on www.biomednet.com will bear these facts out.
By way of full disclosure, I should declare that I am, in fact, ruled by women.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-15 08:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
15. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
This is alomost every man I know. For the past 5 years my boyfriend hits up all the stores on Christmas eve. funny but true.
Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2003-10-15 08:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-15 08:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Kinda funny, but you're wrong. Women are way smarter than men.
Submitted by WyldRabbit (user info) at 2003-10-15 03:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FACT: WOMEN ARE EXPENSIVE
Adolescent Boys Need: Shoes, Socks, Pants, underwear, and a shirt.
Adolescent Girls Need: Shoes, Socks, Pants, underwear, a shirt AND A BRA.....
But who cares? That in no way strengthens your theory of men being superior.
That is all.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-15 00:47:14 EDT (#)
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I'm sure you've been caned enough in the other replys here so I wont bother to join in.
I liked this one:
20. Women who are not vain about their clothes are often vain about not being vain about their clothes.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-15 00:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quote: "your attempt to prove that you are a manly man was...infact...the saddest attempt i have ever seen. me being a lady and all, i should very well know this; after this action you will NEVER get laid. end of story. good day sir :) "
Once again, the whole thing was a joke. It helps to read the responses.
Quote: "hmm and ive seen this on every joke site ever. you suck for not being creative"
Good for you. Who cares?
Submitted by letskillbarney (user info) at 2003-10-15 00:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm and ive seen this on every joke site ever. you suck for not being creative
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
madwill-
I'd do him....
In the pooper.
(sorry yes, I had to)
Submitted by madwill (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
your attempt to prove that you are a manly man was...infact...the saddest attempt i have ever seen. me being a lady and all, i should very well know this; after this action you will NEVER get laid. end of story. good day sir :)
(only -1, becuase it was funny so i had to give you some ground, but for the reason that it was offensive.)
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: http://www.mltd.com/fun/jokes/j132.html
http://www.maxpages.com/pokemillenitwo/Great_To_Be_A_Guy
http://dark-dreams.tripod.com/Funnys/Man.html
http://ron.hawkins.net/grguy.htm
http://www.lokojokes.com/funny31.htm
http://www.rockysjokes.homestead.com/toplist7.html
In case you hadn't noticed, I stated that I got it from various places on the internet. Congratulations, Einstein.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-14 23:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.mltd.com/fun/jokes/j132.html
http://www.maxpages.com/pokemillenitwo/Great_To_Be_A_Guy
http://dark-dreams.tripod.com/Funnys/Man.html
http://ron.hawkins.net/grguy.htm
http://www.lokojokes.com/funny31.htm
http://www.rockysjokes.homestead.com/toplist7.html
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not too bad.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:47:44 EDT (#)
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Ok.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:42:13 EDT (#)
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Ok. I'd just like to announce to everyone on uber that I am officially a genius.
Thank you.
::bows::
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:39:25 EDT (#)
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Quote: "So tell me, for real, do you wear hair gel? ;)"
Yes.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 little fact blows your entire theory,
women own all the pussy.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So tell me, for real, do you wear hair gel? ;)
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "QueenAshlee.
You're giving him exactly what he wants.
He doesn't care if you negative 2 him as long as you comment."
We have a winner.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
QueenAshlee.
You're giving him exactly what he wants.
He doesn't care if you negative 2 him as long as you comment.
Smart guy, his plan completely worked.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quote: "Nah. Instead, I will tell you to grow the fuck up, moron. "
Suit yourself. You'd do good for yourself to stop complaining. As I said before, I am not forcing you to read anything I write. I am not persuaded by people who called me names.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hm, let me consider your suggestion.....
Nah. Instead, I will tell you to grow the fuck up, moron.
Another -2 because I forgot the first time.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "be undeniably pleased if you would consider suicide, so I don't have to kill you, you whiny little attention whore. In conclusion, just shut the fuck up!"
I am not forcing you to read my posts. You do so by your free will. You call me a 'whiny attention whore', while you are the one complaining. Go away.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Personally, I don't advocate abortion, but the post was created just to make most heated."
I knew it!!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I keep forgetting to -2 stuff. Damn it all to hell!
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:16:34 (#)
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One more thing, I was attempting to push all Kristy Swan posts off the most heated. She really gets some hits.
OOOhhhhh. Now I get it. Thank you! I'm so tired of seeing her shit on the most heated.
And I needed a good argument today. ::Shakes your hand::
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "But what's with this need to be most heated?"
There wasn't really a need to. I just figured i'd see if it could be done quickly.
Quote: "ANd don't tell me the abortion post wasn't for the same reason!"
Personally, I don't advocate abortion, but the post was created just to make most heated.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well fuck me.
Unconfused, you annoy me more and more every single time you post. You make me want to rethink my standpoint on a *certain* controversial issue JUST so I don't have to live with the fact that I agreed with you about something. I'd be undeniably pleased if you would consider suicide, so I don't have to kill you, you whiny little attention whore. In conclusion, just shut the fuck up!
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
er.....HE
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahah. This is really funny how you set this all up.
But what's with this need to be most heated?
ANd don't tell me the abortion post wasn't for the same reason!
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One more thing, I was attempting to push all Kristy Swan posts off the most heated. She really gets some hits.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "Fine by me. I am trying to have a sense of humor dispite the fact I am "turned off" (slightly repulsed) by the general demeanor and attitude you make it a point to advertize to the point of irritation.
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Touche....
and i counter with...
Don't try. "
Like I said, it was all for the heck of it. I do, however, still like the one about "the world is my urinal". Yeah.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:10:51 EDT (#)
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Fine by me. I am trying to have a sense of humor dispite the fact I am "turned off" (slightly repulsed) by the general demeanor and attitude you make it a point to advertize to the point of irritation.
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Touche....
and i counter with...
Don't try.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: " could tell from the way you talked that you weren't stupid enough to actually believe this post."
Heh. Actually this post was suggested to me by Chris Williams, the originator of the 'mindless baby killers' post. He's a friend of mine so I thought i'd try it out. Nothing like this has been done that i've seen and it seemed like the easiest way to make most heated fast.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you!!
I could tell from the way you talked that you weren't stupid enough to actually believe this post.
Now never do that again.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "The post was slightly entertaining, but youre arguments with settle were fucking halarious!"
Thanks. I just did it to amuse myself. Sorry about insulting your intelligence settle. Nothing personal. I just wanted to be entertained and get on most heated.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:57:46 EDT (#)
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The post was slightly entertaining, but youre arguments with settle were fucking halarious!
I have nothing else to add.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "this is taken directly off of a MAXIM issue. i have it hanging on my wall"
That's wonderful, but I got none of it from a MAXIM issue. Everything here was taken from various places on the internet. Nice try.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:53:08 EDT (#)
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Well, it was interesting reading the responses. Actually, I don't believe men are any more superior than women. Personally, I think men have advantages in certain areas and women have advantages in certain areas. The only point of this post was to make most heated, and that it did. Thanks for your responses.
-Unconfused.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:36:02 EDT (#)
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Ha ha! Plagerized!!
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could make a biological explanation of why they can still smell nice after practice but I can't be bothered.
+2 again cause men are still better
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If my wife cooks me food, thats it. I'll do half the laundry, help with cleaning. But she has to cook. The better the cook, the more I'm her bitch. Its that simple. My ex made me a dinner one night that was just okay, one month later, we're broken up. Coincendence? Yeah, but still.
Other then that, I like women. They smell much nicer. And its all the time. I play rugby, and the girls rugby team smells nice AFTER practice. I don't know how they manage that. And then they go out and drink beer. Now, if they can make a four egg omelette.
Submitted by hamilton at 2003-10-14 21:12:47 EDT (#)
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this is taken directly off of a MAXIM issue. i have it hanging on my wall
FUCKING UNCREATIVE FUCK!!!
Submitted by Montu (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If men are better go marry one you FAG, I however will still be with a girl tonight.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here's my take on things:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065803713657911019
Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't even read it but its probably right. We just are better... My username says im God and I say men are superior so theres no arguing with that
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UNconfused: "I've never had sex"
OH MY GOD
CALL THE PAPERS
HOLD THE PHONES
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man, I was high as a kite reading this one... entertaining shit! I got as far as Hax0r Snipa saying "POWNED." That was funny, as was reallybored : "Women wear thongs, always.
3 &1/2 stars, for you guys (and Titinita) and -2%1/2 stars for the post, leaving you with 1 star.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Razor says:
Boy, I'm sure YOU get laid a lot.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine by me. I am trying to have a sense of humor dispite the fact I am "turned off" (slightly repulsed) by the general demeanor and attitude you make it a point to advertize to the point of irritation.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the benefit of the doubt.
You seem smart enough to be a nice addition to uber. Now post something not this. Quick.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "Well I don't know if it's because of our location or what but I am supposed to take the test this Saturday. I'll scan my receipt if you want! Not that it matters that much. My score is all that matters."
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, even though the dates aren't based on location as it is a national test.
Quote: "I think UNconfused may be bitter about one too many girlfriends faking orgasms on him."
Actually this is information from research. I've never had sex.
Submitted by Ertai (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR GOOD
WOMANS DONT..THEY SUCK
THE END
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is for Really Bored, the butthead:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/index.cfm?cgnbr=OSBRPTHGZZZ&rfnbr=300&page=2
Oggle all you want. You like thongs so much how about you buy a pair. Or three for $14--they're on sale. We've seen your ass. Now let's see it in a thong. (And don't give me that time of the month bullshit either.)
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Cute. My mental image of you having the mentality of a 16 yr old grows stronger with each of your replys. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awwwwwww
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some of the stuff you put is shit, but I'll give you +2 purely cause I agree that men are by far the better sex in anything but looks.
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think UNconfused may be bitter about one too many girlfriends faking orgasms on him.
Everyone say "awwww"
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
natsthename, thanks! I did that mostly to make myself laugh. If I make others laugh, that's just icing!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I suggest complete and total ignorance of Unconfused and anything that comes out of his mouth...er...keyboard.
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amen, Firefly.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:49:15 EDT (#)
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i think the fact that woman are faking with men, or little boys like you shows an inferiority in men not women.
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
>_< it's not an opinion. It's a fact. Hell, even if you DON'T win, you're retarded.
Shut up.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"It's not a matter of not believing you. It's just that the test is not scheduled for saturday and according to the College Board it must be taken on a scheduled test date for credit. I believe the originators of the SAT before I believe you, yes."
Well I don't know if it's because of our location or what but I am supposed to take the test this Saturday. I'll scan my receipt if you want! Not that it matters that much. My score is all that matters.
"Nothing happened to me. Nothing happened to the person who posted "Totally useless facts". I simply felt compelled to post this, so I did."
Fine. I think I give up on you. I don't really care if you think men are better than women. As long as you don't think you and/or men are better than me personally it really doesn't matter. I don't represent all women nor do they represent me.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is for Really Bored, the butthead:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/index.cfm?cgnbr=OSBRPTHGZZZ&rfnbr=300&page=2
Oggle all you want. You like thongs so much how about you buy a pair. Or three for $14--they're on sale. We've seen your ass. Now let's see it in a thong. (And don't give me that time of the month bullshit either.)
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "I'm a dude, and yet . . ."
You are an exception. Congratulations.
Quote: "Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Thanks for your opinion. Just kidding.
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Muppet. Nothing to do with Kristy Swan, and considering "she"'s really a man acting like a fool on the internet, that should tell you something. Stop arguing mate. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sam_el : the new GOD of posts. That was GOOD!!!
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a dude, and yet . . .
1. I always stick my ass out a little more on job interviews.
2. I've never told anyone this, but I frequently fake my orgasms. The sounds are easy. The semen is difficult.
3. When I got married, I took my wife's name.
4. I'm getting a haircut today. If nobody notices, I'll cry.
5. I'm buying my own tuxedo from a famous designer, but I promised not to say his name until the day of the event. It set me back $54,000!
6. I can always feel people's eyes ogle my chest.
7. If porns are designed with me in mind, where are the movies with midget amputees having sex with enormous horses? Huh? Huh?!
8. I usually have to pay the airlines extra for my half dozen bags.
9. Have you seen public toilets?! I'm not going in alone!
10. You obviously haven't met my wife.
11. I wear very frilly underwear that costs about $30 a pair.
12. I have a different pair of shoes for each and every mood. And I have lots and lots of moods.
13. I am always months ahead of the hair trend.
14. I only pee in extremely clean toilets.
15. I started Christmas shopping a month ago.
16. Men don't bleed 5 days every month.
17. Albert Einstein's brain was smaller than the average human's brain (look it up).
18. Tests are gender biased.
19. That just proves men are dumb.
20. Shut up
21. That's true.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "It's also apparent they have bigger ego's."
This is true. It was a women who said that a big ego is a bad thing. Men have reason to be proud when they are so far superior.
Quote: "And quite possibly an inferiority complex because they feel the need to post how much better than women they are."
I guess that means posts about kristy swan are just posts because people think they aren't REALLY better than her. Your reasoning is lacking, at best.
Quote: "yawn... "
Get some sleep. That's where women belong: in the bed.
Quote: "My intelligence is not in question."
I question your intelligence as a result of your post as a whole.
Quote: "Ha! You don't believe me? Why the hell would I lie about taking a test? It's not exactly something I'm looking forward to doing."
It's not a matter of not believing you. It's just that the test is not scheduled for saturday and according to the College Board it must be taken on a scheduled test date for credit. I believe the originators of the SAT before I believe you, yes.
Quote: "Did something happen to you? Why do you have so much against women? "
Nothing happened to me. Nothing happened to the person who posted "Totally useless facts". I simply felt compelled to post this, so I did.
Quote: "don't blame women for your inferior dick, blame yourself."
I am confused as to how you can gather from this post that I have an inferior dick.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it is not our problem you can't give a girl an orgasm.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
14. The world is your urinal.
this is by far the greatest one.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gee sexist pig, you have really proven yourself with this post. don't blame women for your inferior dick, blame yourself.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yawn...
Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHA
"Quote: "neither to many of us, retard"
Neither to many of us. Wow. Your intelligence baffles me.
My intelligence is not in question. My typing IS! You doof.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"How quaint. You must be really special to take the SAT on a day it's not even scheduled to be taken."
Ha! You don't believe me? Why the hell would I lie about taking a test? It's not exactly something I'm looking forward to doing.
"Good for you. The keyword was "women", not "you". The idea here is the superiority of men to women, not you specifically."
Good. The smartest thing out of your mouth all day.
"You proved it by your actions, your statements. It's very obvious."
Did you listen to anything I said? I think I made some pretty good points. And at no point did I show a lower intelligence than that of your own. So cut the bullshit.
Did something happen to you? Why do you have so much against women?
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quote: "and someone else wore the thing before you. big deal"
Apparently you didn't see the point: that men don't spend as much as women.
Quote: "cuz that is the only way you are CERTAIN to get laid...by doing it yourself."
By definition, getting laid requires another person.
Quote: "Oh, yeah, and you look so good mixing that same pair of shorts with 3 different stained, holey, t-shirts!"
Another example of #20
Quote: "We don't need support,we just like to laugh at our dates while we're in the bathroom"
The statement actually never said that it only happens on dates.
Quote: "No it doesn't. Ask those "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" guys"
I don't consider those wretched wastes of human flesh guys.
Quote: "yeah, and you get us stupid shit like a blender"
Your point?
Quote: "neither to many of us, retard"
Neither to many of us. Wow. Your intelligence baffles me.
Quote: "prove this, jackhole"
I have no obligation to prove it if you are too lazy to look it up.
Quote: "men are vain about looking great with a hairy beer gut hanging over the top of their jeans."
Sigh. Being vain means you actually give a flip.
Quote: "Yeah, right. This is why we have chick flicks and go shopping together?"
Wow. It appears that you have some DEEP relationships.
Quote: "I take mine this Saturday. I'll let you know how I do."
How quaint. You must be really special to take the SAT on a day it's not even scheduled to be taken.
http://www.collegeboard.com/student/testing/sat/calenfees.html
Quote: "That word has no meaning to me personally. I'll make what I make disregarding what the women before me made."
Good for you. The keyword was "women", not "you". The idea here is the superiority of men to women, not you specifically.
Quote: "How did I prove in anyway that I didn't understand the English language? Now you're just pulling shit out of your ass. Oh wait... you've been doing that the whole time."
You proved it by your actions, your statements. It's very obvious.
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's also apparent they have bigger ego's.
And quite possibly an inferiority complex because they feel the need to post how much better than women they are. Poor little things.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Actually I backed it up with 21 points."
The majority of your points were either opinion or not true though. Except I think the SAT one is right. But that's just because this generation hasn't gotten the change to catch up yet. I take mine this Saturday. I'll let you know how I do.
"Statistically, men make more money than women."
Keyword: Statistically. That word has no meaning to me personally. I'll make what I make disregarding what the women before me made.
"I meant that because you don't have a good understanding of the English language, and I do, men are more educated. It's simple, really."
How did I prove in anyway that I didn't understand the English language? Now you're just pulling shit out of your ass. Oh wait... you've been doing that the whole time.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One way to make women better: http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
Quote: "This topic is all opinion."
Actually I backed it up with 21 points.
Quote: "As long as my pay check is as big as theirs and I'm allowed to vote I don't have any complaints."
Statistically, men make more money than women.
Quote: "I still don't see how what I said proves that men are more educated than women though."
I meant that because you don't have a good understanding of the English language, and I do, men are more educated. It's simple, really.
Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. (Unless you're interviewing with a gay dude. Then he's checking out your package, too. HAHAHAHA!)
2. Your orgasms are real. Always. (You call that a PLUS? Just remember...all girls fake it at some point. You just gotta figure out WHO is faking! ahahahahaha)
3. Your last name stays put. (fine if you have a good name..if your name is Buttfuck, you're screwed for life.)
4. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. (the one you got at Supercuts? HAHAHAHHAHA)
5. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.00 (and someone else wore the thing before you. big deal)
6. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. (yeah we do..we check out the stains on your shirt.)
7. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. (cuz that is the only way you are CERTAIN to get laid...by doing it yourself.)
8. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. (Oh, yeah, and you look so good mixing that same pair of shorts with 3 different stained, holey, t-shirts!)
9. You can go to a public toilet without a support group. (We don't need support,we just like to laugh at our dates while we're in the bathroom.)
10. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. (Men are thoughtful?)
11. Your underwear costs only $10 for a three-pack. (and it's ugly)
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (Yeah, and they are all RATTY ASS SHOES!)
13. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. (No it doesn't. Ask those "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" guys.)
14. The world is your urinal. (Happy Happy Joy Joy!)
15. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes. (yeah, and you get us stupid shit like a blender.)
16. Men don't bleed 5 days every month. (neither to many of us, retard.)
17. Women have smaller brains than that of their male counterpart. (look it up) (smaller, but with more "wrinkles" in the brain, indicating higher intelligence.)
18. Women score significantly lower than men on the SAT. (prove this, jackhole.)
19. A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb. (men act smart? this is news to me.)
20. Women who are not vain about their clothes are often vain about not being vain about their clothes. (men are vain about looking great with a hairy beer gut hanging over the top of their jeans.)
21. Friendship among women is but a suspension of hostilities. (Yeah, right. This is why we have chick flicks and go shopping together?)
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:14:40 EDT (#)
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Ugh. I just don't see the need to argue a pointless argument. You think men are better than women? Fine. This topic is all opinion. I personally could care less if men think they're better than me. As long as my pay check is as big as theirs and I'm allowed to vote I don't have any complaints.
It was fun shooting down all your comments though. I still don't see how what I said proves that men are more educated than women though.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:08:09 EDT (#)
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Quote: "It doesn't matter though. Women and men both have strengths and weaknesses but it doesn't make one better than the other."
It's just that men have more superiorities than women. That's all.
Quote: "Man, I feel like such a feminist. I'm really not. This is fun though.
Go women! "
Oh, the irony.
It is also more apparent from the responses that men are better educated than women.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:03:48 EDT (#)
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*horrible
Man, I feel like such a feminist. I'm really not. This is fun though.
Go women!
Submitted by Maira (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:01:44 EDT (#)
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And someone else can come along and post 21 reasons why women are superior.
It doesn't matter though. Women and men both have strengths and weaknesses but it doesn't make one better than the other.
If I ever choose to share my life with a man again he's going to see me as his partner not his inferior because he'll know I'm not his inferior.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:01:31 EDT (#)
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"How old am I? Heh."
17.
"It means that men are required to put in very little effort to be loved."
But that's just not true. Where are you pulling this stuff from?
"I find it amusing how you got that from what I said, considering I didn't say anything even remotely close."
That was more relating to what I said. My point was that because of how you were taught to write, you think it's so horribly to start a sentence with the word "but". BUT you missed my point. So I was just getting back to it.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:57:48 EDT (#)
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Quote: "Or at least the ones your age."
How old am I? Heh.
Quote: "I did understand what you meant. What I didn't know was what it meant relating to how men are better than women. Glad we cleared that up."
It means that men are required to put in very little effort to be loved.
Quote: "Oh, so nothing anyone ever taught you has had an effect on you? Aren't you special."
I find it amusing how you got that from what I said, considering I didn't say anything even remotely close.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:54:42 EDT (#)
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"That's a negative."
Well I guess I'm going to have to take your word for it. But I wasn't born yesterday, the majority of men in the US wear hair gel. Or at least the ones your age.
"You understood what I meant. So THAT is why you said "i don't know what this means". It's so clear, now."
I did understand what you meant. What I didn't know was what it meant relating to how men are better than women. Glad we cleared that up.
"I was homeschooled in 2nd grade and did all my work on my own."
Oh, so nothing anyone ever taught you has had an effect on you? Aren't you special.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:54:00 EDT (#)
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Quote: "i drive a hell-of a lot better than most guys i know"
Most women suck at driving. There are exceptions.
Quote: "I find it easiest to just shut-up "
It's a shame more women don't think this way.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:53:38 EDT (#)
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21. Friendship among women is but a suspension of hostilities.
i like this one too.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:49:32 EDT (#)
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"PWNED"
Thanks for PWNing me. I'm just SO glad you could do that.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:48:50 EDT (#)
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Quote: "Do you wear hair gel? Yes? Ok, that's what I thought."
That's a negative.
Quote: "I understood what I meant, I just don't see how it's relevant at all. Probably because it wasn't."
You understood what I meant. So THAT is why you said "i don't know what this means". It's so clear, now.
Quote: "This just shows me that you were spoon fed by your 2nd grade teacher. When you learn to write well, you'll realize you can basically do whatever the fuck you want without following the MLA format that was shoved down your cum stained throat."
I was homeschooled in 2nd grade and did all my work on my own.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:47:37 EDT (#)
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PWNED
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:45:06 EDT (#)
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"The guys you know are not representative of guys as a whole."
Do you wear hair gel? Yes? Ok, that's what I thought.
"Perhaps you should re-evaluate your knowledge of the English language. It means just what it says. Obivously you're a woman."
I understood what I meant, I just don't see how it's relevant at all. Probably because it wasn't.
"You like the slutty look. Right on."
Damn straight.
"This statement shows me your lack of intelligence. Sentences do not begin with conjunctions. (look it up)"
This just shows me that you were spoon fed by your 2nd grade teacher. When you learn to write well, you'll realize you can basically do whatever the fuck you want without following the MLA format that was shoved down your cum stained throat. As long as it's interesting it doesn't really matter.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:44:50 EDT (#)
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14. The world is your urinal.
that deserves a +1
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:40:16 EDT (#)
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Quote: "That's why 9/10 of the guys I know wear hair gel, right?"
The guys you know are not representative of guys as a whole.
Quote: "I don't know what this means, but ok. "
Perhaps you should re-evaluate your knowledge of the English language. It means just what it says. Obivously you're a woman.
Quote: "Just give me my knee high leather boots and I'm ready to go!"
You like the slutty look. Right on.
Quote: "But we use more of ours (look it up)"
This statement shows me your lack of intelligence. Sentences do not begin with conjunctions. (look it up)
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:35:46 EDT (#)
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1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Sure it is. The two guys I hired the other day have the juciest asses I've ever seen.
4. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Hahhahahha. This is a lie. You know it's a lie. That's why 9/10 of the guys I know wear hair gel, right? Uh huh. Moving on.
6. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Maybe not yours.
10. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
I don't know what this means, but ok.
11. Your underwear costs only $10 for a three-pack.
I wear boxers or nothing at all. So do mine : )
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Just give me my knee high leather boots and I'm ready to go!
13. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Yea, the bald look is really in.
16. Men don't bleed 5 days every month.
Mines usually more like 7 or 8, but thanks for playing.
17. Women have smaller brains than that of their male counterpart. (look it up)
But we use more of ours (look it up)
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:34:06 EDT (#)
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I forgot to mention that men are statistically superior in the workplace.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:31:23 EDT (#)
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$10 for three pairs of underwear is a fucking rip-off. I've gotten a 7-pack of nice comfy cotton Fruit-of-the-Loom and Hanes Her Way panties with little butterflies and flowers on them for like five dollars.
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This is the first time a girl has described her underwear and i have been completely turned off. Go to vickies and buy some thongs. Hell, go to Wal-Mart and buy some thongs.
And dont get me that time of the month bullshit. Women wear thongs, always.
P.S This post was gay.
Submitted by shirliz (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:30:26 EDT (#)
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sure. guys are ok, i like them for many reasons... and they're probably better in certain, or most ways than "chicks". but... just wanted to make you aware that some of the female-type aren't to the extreme hard-core bitches as you seem to think.
i drive a hell-of a lot better than most guys i know... could probably out-drink most of you, and in my experience with different males, your form of bitching is much more annoying than most women i know... mostly because you won't listen to "us" when your screwing up. and even when you realize that we were right all along... you still won't admit it. I find it easiest to just shut-up and let y'all fuck up all on your own. cuz god knows you will.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:24:24 EDT (#)
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seen it on bodo
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:23:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:18:05 EDT (#)
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$10 for three pairs of underwear is a fucking rip-off. I've gotten a 7-pack of nice comfy cotton Fruit-of-the-Loom and Hanes Her Way panties with little butterflies and flowers on them for like five dollars.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:12:47 EDT (#)
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you must be a fuckin ladies man slick....
this is old.. i have been reading this shit since since since since forever...