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Submitted by Doozie McDooz <D_o_O_z_A.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-15 03:32:56 EDT


Ok, Im back, but I never really went anywhere.. But yeah, this is my first post in a while.. Ive been lurking for a while, maybe rating every now and then ..

So some of you may have been wondering where Ive been.. Some of you havent.. For those of you who havent, or dont care, fuck off.

Just fuck off.

Yeah, so lately Ive just been working, Im a probationary apprentice at my dads sheet metal manufacturing company. Its pretty good. Wait, no it isnt.. Its shithouse. Lets see, Im mainly doing repetition work, standing, facing a wall at a cold saw, cutting different lengths of stainless steel tubing.. I cant hear anything because of the ear plugs, and worst of all I cant smoke there. How shitty.

Seriously though, its ok, everyone has to do a couple weeks of bullshit work, just so they get used to working there, learn where everything is and such. I'm gonna give up smoking soon too, so the no smoking thing turns out not bad.

The Football season finished too, my team ended up coming Third in the competition, after a heartbreaking semi final. It was played on a 110 degree Sunday, at 1:30pm. Against a team we had never beaten. The odds were slapping us in the face and calling us chumps. We got off to an awesome start, putting in two quick tries (scoring twice). This threw them off, but they quickly came back and for the rest of the match we were each just going try for try. (Try = Score) But low and behold, we were eight points ahead, with nine minutes to go untill full time.. Oh my god, all season we hadnt beaten this team, and we had this in the bag! We're going to the GRAND FINAL BABY!!! .. Wait, Pauly, aww no Pauly.. Oh god.. One guy in my team made two critical fuckups. We ended up losing by two points.

Um, yeah, I dont really know what to say.. at the moment Im pretty headfucked.. Ive been stoned for four days straight .. and I'm lovin it.. I love working.. Yaaaaaay.....

Wait.. where is this going?




... I dunno.. But here is a pic of something I could be making in a couple years..

stainless-steel-products-6.jpg (10 kB)

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-20 04:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It seems you've acquired yourself a stalker.

Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-04-20 04:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dooz, I tried sending you pictures, honestly. They wouldn't be sent, so here's written permission to get them from Hair.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-15 18:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I've always wanted a spiral staircase. Niiiiiiice.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-15 08:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Nah none of us could bring ourselves to yell at him, in the sheds after the game he just sat in a corner with his head in his hands crying.. He was shattered."



what the fuck? that would have been the ideal time to gang up and ride his ass til he committed suicide.

just kidding, on a team it is rarely one persons fault.


stainless steel is ideal for making smoking pipes.

lets here some more from you lad.


Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-15 06:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-15 06:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Note: I'm only giving you a -2


+2 for that.

Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-15 06:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. A solid topic would be nice.


Note: I'm only giving you a -2 because I looked at your previous posts, and I gave them all -2's. There must be a reason for that.

Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-15 05:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dooz - it's good you guys were a team. That lasts more than footy season, it can last a lifetime.

Get 'em next year - it's a lot more inspiring to be the "nearly did its" than the defending champ, stress wise.

You'll get 'em.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-10-15 05:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh ok

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-10-15 05:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just curious as to how much a 0 changes a 2

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-10-15 04:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nah none of us could bring ourselves to yell at him, in the sheds after the game he just sat in a corner with his head in his hands crying.. He was shattered.

Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-15 04:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent result in the footy, Dooz. Premiers next year. Just like St Kilda...

...no, wait...

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-15 04:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, it's bad when a team mate fucks up, it happened to me at the weeked, he is still a team mate though, hope you didn't give him too much stick.





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