Those godamn nursing homes!!! (330 hits)
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Submitted by Jo (View user info) at 2003-10-15 10:26:31 EDT
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her and some of the men actually join in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Crazy Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop!", he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel. Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you got proof of insurance? "Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said,"Carry on, ma'am. As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad Malcolm stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection in his hand. "Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser test again!"
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Submitted by joulietta at 2003-10-15 22:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
very funny, but also very old
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2003-10-15 14:09:26 EDT (#)
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thats fucking gross
Submitted by marc01 (user info) at 2003-10-15 13:37:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-15 12:06:27 EDT (#)
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well, you might want to take a page or two from the author of these fine posts. He's really worth his salt!
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:58:23 EDT (#)
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Coventry. Shitsville. Its the most uninteresting cultureless stinking cesspit shithole around. nevertheless i reside here, so its pretty god damn cool for everyone else. Im new to uber. Discovered you guys about 1 week ago and im hooked. Still trying to find my way around, and not quite brave enough to subm,it anything yet, too scared of being torn into dog meat by you guys.!! Lol
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:51:35 EDT (#)
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thanks jordanna.
where in the uk?
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:24:55 EDT (#)
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I guess I'm alone in thinking it's funny. Oh well, I've been alone before.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:15:38 EDT (#)
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The uk. thought we had something in common. Not to worry, it'd take more than that to shatter my faith in you. Ive decided. U rule.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:07:14 EDT (#)
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no, not from uk, yes perhaps you read wrong. I live in north Florida, USA. Yourself?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:06:41 EDT (#)
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nah
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-15 10:58:27 EDT (#)
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Must just be my warped sense of humor ;)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-15 10:54:18 EDT (#)
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also no offence intended, but insanethemind was right once again, it was crap.
Insanethe mind i like u. r u from the uk?? Or did i read the map wrong??
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-15 10:41:05 EDT (#)
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ha ha ha
not funny.
:-) no offense