Master Waxer tells all (489 hits)
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Submitted by Meat <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-10-15 15:50:24 EDT
There's a sign that clearly states the passageway is secured and no one is allowed to pass through. Some of these mother fuckers must need hooked on phonics or a seeing eye dog
Because they sit there and stare at the floor like it's going to tell them it's okay to walk through.
At this point I walk around the corner and yell because one foot of theirs has already managed to step on my freshly waxed floor. They'll look at me dumbfounded and tell me they have to go somewhere that is accessible by an alternate route but the slight inconvience I have caused them by doing something I was forced to do was something they just couldn't deal with. When I get mad they'll argue and once I put them in their place with sorm article 620.11 they walk away all pissed off mumbling and shit.
Little do they know I have already concocted a plan to make sure their e-mail never works again. Power is good when you know how to use it subtly. Officers are a different story though, anything you say that is not what they want to hear is reason for you to be hung at the site of your belligerence.
The point of all this shit? By trying to bust through my work zone and complain about how they can't pass, these morons have managed to waste more time than it would have taken them to just go around to the other side of the ship. Instead they've gotten themselves all pissed off and their LAN access fucked up by me because they had to play hard ass.
Grabassing fuckers. I'd rather eat a bucket of horse shit than re-enlist in the military. Being in customer service makes it dirreah times 2. The next time I hear someone demand service because their job is the most important job there is the whole wide world I am going to stick my head in the jet intake of an F-18 superhornet in the hangar bay.
I'd rather grab ass with the mother fuckers on this website come to think of it. Some of the shit on here is nothing more than a popularity contest, so it sort of feels like high school except it's on the internet and I'm not doing all the drugs I can get my hands on.
Oh yeah and J-Lo picks her boogers. Nasty bitch.
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-16 04:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to have to wax the decks myself, and I can totally sympathize with you. The best way I found to deal with this problem was to:
1. use a couple brooms to barricade it off.
2. Wax myself into a box inside (1/2 way down the p-way) and sit on the wax can and wait.
This way, you get to malinger and do nothing while it drys, and nobody can reach you without honestly removing your barricade, in which case you can beat them senseless with a swab.
How is the old shitty kitty these days? I am on fairly good terms with your CarGru 5 strike O.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-16 04:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss Eric.
I want to fist J-Lo. And B-Flek.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-15 18:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! How have you been? How's the sea treating you? Like shit? If its any consolation, my life sucks now!
Submitted by Da_WooD (user info) at 2003-10-15 17:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey fuck you! Haidu! I did't look at his email address.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-15 16:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Da_WooD (user info) at 2003-10-15 16:15:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh. I had to read this twice to realize that you in the navy (although the "Super Hornet" line shound tipped me of) +1.
How many years left do you have on your contract?
Maybe the e-mail address could have tipped you off genius.
Submitted by Da_WooD (user info) at 2003-10-15 16:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh. I had to read this twice to realize that you in the navy (although the "Super Hornet" line shound tipped me of) +1.
How many years left do you have on your contract?
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-10-15 16:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man, I have no idea what this was about.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-15 15:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice pooper.