Even British stars have British teeth. (4543 hits)
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Submitted by GoingBlue (View user info) at 2003-10-16 09:18:53 EDT
"Orthodontics" is an English word, isn't it?
Why?
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-09 17:17:46 EDT (#)
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Glasgow? Phht. Positively pearly compared to the oral explosions you can see in Newcastle. And Robbie Williams (I think that's who it is, and anyway, i'm too drunk to care) is a fucktard anyway.
Damn, saying 'oral explosions' makes me remember that I haven't got laid, well, ever. Shit. Way to crush my ego.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-12-10 10:21:50 EST (#)
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you want bad teeth, come to glasgow. WHOO have we got some dental fuck ups here
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:21:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066745075162523340
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-20 20:54:54 EDT (#)
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Bad teeth Grim Peeper? It's OK, you are going into the Army soon and will be killed for sure.
BLAMMED FOR BEING A NEEDY TEENAGED CUNT
BLAMMED!
MORE BLAM THAN PISSED OFF PALESTINIAN SUICIDE BOMBER
BLAM.
Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-10-20 20:48:32 EDT (#)
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What exactly are you referring to...
He has probably slept with countless supermodels for his looks.
What is wrong with his teeth? Answer: nothing.
You're probably no Orthodontist but, even I can see nothing is wrong there.
BLAMMED FOR BEING A MORON.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:48:52 EDT (#)
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Belle, why I posted this has something to do with a shocking cold, cough medicine and wine.
What happened here is beyond my reckoning.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:32:48 EDT (#)
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Yeah...
What the fuck is the thread about now? Are we using this as a brit chat room or what?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:26:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah, fucking Mancs.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:27:32 EDT (#)
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homosexual mancunian, shit hot.
surely the term homesexual is redundant when saying mancunian.
fucking mancs.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:19:59 EDT (#)
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Stoke - Reasonably large city in the midlands with nothing to boast about other than making pots. Oh and Robbie Williams and a couple of low-end crud football teams. Accent sounds like homosexual Mancunian.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:55:33 EDT (#)
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Middle England. Full of gay people...
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:44:04 EDT (#)
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Where is this "Stroke" with all the gay people we have been hearing so much about?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:37:53 EDT (#)
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Because they are gay?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-19 17:06:48 EDT (#)
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Why do people from Stoke sound gay?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-18 17:29:35 EDT (#)
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I can't believe he's got a tattoo on the back on his neck now. He's gone OTT on tattoos.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:38:56 EDT (#)
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Oh man, the last few replies were fucking gold
Brad, don't hurt 'em. ;-)
Tartpumper- The line about toothpaste+ scots made me go: kekekekekekekeke
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:31:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RogerWaters (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:22:57 (#)
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one post per day yourself
"Post" and "reply" are different things. Take a deep breath and *learn* before shooting off. Or be beaten in public. It's your choice - I have tried to help you, RogerWatersAnnieOptus. Your next step is your choice.
Submitted by RogerWaters (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:22:57 EDT (#)
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one post per day yourself
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:24:13 EDT (#)
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I wanna see Belle. E-mail me a pic, I promise it's private - I have a few ubererrererrers (how does one pluralise that?) who have e-mailed me and I have not shared their faces with anyone - or even said who has sent me a pic (apart from one, but that was just a tease...).
Promise.
BTW - you know my face, let me know yours. Perfect teeth and all.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:20:03 EDT (#)
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Sorry Belle.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:40:36 EDT (#)
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Tart - "We havent told Scotland about soap and toothpaste yet"
I just spat a mouthfull of wine on my screen.
And your comment made me laugh, too.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:34:53 EDT (#)
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Sorry I read it up to this line:
'Scots had the best oral hygiene, with only 10 percent suffering bad breath'
and its obviously a load of bullshit. We havent told Scotland about soap and toothpaste yet
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:20:22 EDT (#)
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TARTPUMPER: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066379804953631444
Now for that anal insertion you were promising...
...Kosame Yume will be along to serve you shortly.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:08:08 EDT (#)
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I caved. I did it. I submitted a photo, Then cried when i saw it was the wrong one and how big it came out, so i then -2ed myself, but it doeant seem to be on the front page. I cant find it. probably best for everyone, it was awful......but why is it not there???
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 05:35:50 EDT (#)
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hahah yeh Belle why dont you do that as well? eh? eh?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-17 05:29:59 EDT (#)
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Jesus! Just post a pic and put him out of his misery...
You're obviously not that brain dead, so Im sure they'll be ok with you... put a joke on the top or something if you want to add content.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 05:25:10 EDT (#)
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Ok then, write something interesting and at the bottom put 'Oh by the way heres a photo of me'.
Or just get on the train and come to Preston?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 05:20:34 EDT (#)
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TARTPUMPER - I think i may have changed my mind. You seee, I keep opening post and they contain shit, a name and a photo, or just a name and 'Who likes Buffy ?? like the bullshit I found this morning, and I really dont want my first post to be that shit. I dont mind if my second is that shit, but not my first one. Not the ice breaker. I have been on uber for about a month, and have not yet posted anything as I am waiting for a good piece of writing to form itself from my many random thoughts, and I have decided to refuse to break my silence with a photo and a 'Hi - Im Jordanna, Im new, and Im gonna post a picture for my first post beacuse i have nothing worthwhile to say'. You may disagree, and by all means let me know your opinion, but this is how i feel, i think. Its early. Im confused. But i Still think that this is what i think. I think.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 05:05:25 EDT (#)
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Belle - you know why theyve been struggling for years?
Coz they are shit.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:51:24 EDT (#)
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AAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:51:04 EDT (#)
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Apollo... why did you have to go and bash the Wolves?
I liked you up until that very sentence... Ive got a lot of respect for the Wolves - they've struggled to get up for years and always had it snatched away.
Watched them make it in a Wolves pub and was actually quite touched by huge black country-men crying their eyes out.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:36:20 EDT (#)
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I dont know why......it aches though!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:25:56 EDT (#)
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eurgh!! that made no sense. Ignore me please.
Submitted by katb78 (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:23:52 EDT (#)
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Gotcha GoingBlue - am now the newest subscriber to PopBitch
Thanks!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:22:31 EDT (#)
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Good morning tartpumper........no, not yet, im doing it today, but at the moment I'm getting a bollocking at work, so as soon as they spit my head out.....ill do it. promise.
And whats the deal with 'Mornin' Glory'?? I never did understand who you could just wake up in such a state of bliss.....is it to do with dreams??
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 04:17:45 EDT (#)
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Hey Jordan have you posted this pic yet? I have a 'Morning Glory' I need ridding of........
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:26:35 EDT (#)
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But Kat - go to www.popbitch.com and subscribe - they even talk about "The Block" in this week's e-mail.
Hilarious.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:25:28 EDT (#)
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Kat - it needs to be an American, just from the posts below. But I know you know, and I know you know that I know you know. Y'know?
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:17:41 EDT (#)
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Damn, he ugly!
Is that a tattoo behind his ear?
Submitted by katb78 (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:14:29 EDT (#)
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Can an Aussie answer? Can I can I???
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-16 19:05:18 EDT (#)
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OK, seeing this thread has gone in a bizarre but... well, bizarre direction, there's a while US Dollar in it for any American (sit, Brits) who understand and can explain this:
Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead in a French
international footballer's hotel room... Police are
treating it as "murder on Zidane's floor".
Thank you www.popbitch.com - all Britons should subscribe immediately.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:48:23 EDT (#)
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Jebus, what happened while I was asleep?
I have no idea why I posted this, but I wrote this not much beforehand, it may give you a clue:
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-16 08:47:44 (#)
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Loki, it's just late enough for me. God bless time differences.
Although, I have a shocking cold at the moment and I am heavily (and for a change legally) medicated. So the wine with dinner is proving to be better value than I could have possibly hoped.
+2 legal drugs and cough medicine. I may do another shot.
Loki, have you tried cough medicine in that vaporisor? Hmm...
how did I get six fingers...?
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-16 16:55:30 EDT (#)
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his teeth are fine, and orthodontics is a greek word...
Submitted by MrS at 2003-10-16 13:52:33 EDT (#)
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Ah Jordan, I can't fucking stand her. She goes to my gym (to see her on a running machine is quite impressive) and used to go to my old school. According to the teachers she used to be ever such a nice girl until the Silicon was implanted...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 13:47:20 EDT (#)
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mentioning the mancs would certianly work in the backs up department!
Bradford eh?
No offense on the midlands comment!
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-16 13:09:32 EDT (#)
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Actually I hate Man U.... just wanted to get your backs up a bit. If i'm gonna support anyone its Liverpool. Hell I live in Bradford )not heard of them... not surprising) so anyone I support is better than them.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 13:09:09 EDT (#)
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I remember that, I was at that game, I have a season ticket in the lower centenary stand.
It would be good to see 'em back up.
Got to be better than another shite midlands side who think they are big time.
I am made up Wolves are getting pasted everywhere. No humility.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 13:07:33 EDT (#)
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""Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:54:24 (#)
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Why do I suddenly wanna scream MAN U! """
Because you're a tit?
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:54:24 EDT (#)
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Why do I suddenly wanna scream MAN U!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:49:46 EDT (#)
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And i think Watford fans have alot of respect for Liverpool. After we nicked a win at Anfield with a scuffed Tommy Mooney goal, the Scousers applauded us off the pitch, in recognition of what we had achieved. Taylor got a lump in his throat and was ranting about how quality Liverpool fans were for the next 10 programme notes...mutual respect.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:46:17 EDT (#)
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I am only messing by the way mate, myself and LFC fans in general have a lot of respect for GT & Watford, after all they gave us John Barnes.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:43:42 EDT (#)
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5 promotions = 5 relegations also.
Turnip.
;-)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:40:52 EDT (#)
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Peace out.
I have to go home they're locking the office with me inside. Guess youll have to teach me another time.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:40:22 EDT (#)
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full marks for honesty Joradanna. If i am lucky, i will be living in coventry for about 4 months next year...
http://tinyurl.com/r697
i might be training there for a job, that i have applied for, but not yet got.. if that makes any sense!!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:38:06 EDT (#)
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Graham Taylor: I refer you to http://tinyurl.com/r68n
Quote "So I'll mention his quite staggering record at an essentially small, limited club - five promotions, a top flight runners-up spot, Europe, the FA Cup Final - only in passing"
Yeah, he is crap isn't it!! What have Liverpool ever done...errr....
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:36:03 EDT (#)
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you're a quick one apollo, seems you saw it first.
Any lesson plan for the semester? I'll let you handle the first *session*
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:35:27 EDT (#)
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who was tuts?? explain please.
momanlad - I know this. I live here. And your too late. I spent an hour warning these peeps off anywhere that comes within 50 miles of Cov.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:34:38 EDT (#)
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Ain't nothin but a thang, chicken wang.
Did you catch this?!?
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:26:17 (#)
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No, I laugh in the face of your pityful attempt to scare me. I am a greater force of darkness than you.
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Seems a crash course on *highly disturbed* 101 is in order. CLASS! Take your seats!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:33:48 EDT (#)
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Momanlad, I have two words to say to you Watford boy.
Graham Taylor.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:32:34 EDT (#)
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"""Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:26:17 (#)
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No, I laugh in the face of your pityful attempt to scare me. I am a greater force of darkness than you. Although im fuckin shit on the internet. And the computer. Or anything technical. I broke the fax machine today. """
Insane, she may take some breaking in to become our replacement for Tuts. We will have to *educate* her in the ways of the *highly disturbed* two!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:32:32 EDT (#)
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Coventy!! Oh shit, thats one one of the worst towns i have ever been to!! Christ, it's disgusting!! I remember going to the football down highfield road to watch Watford get whooped 5-0 in the premiership and there were signs in the shitty shops for "pork batch". What the fuck is that?? Also, we went into one of these shitty shops and were served a heap of chips with baked beans on top by a grumpy cow with a dirty East Midlands accent. Coventry!! arrgrgegegegehhhh.
A hell-hole, almost as bad as Wolverhampton. Americans, be warned, Coventry is not a nice place.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:31:27 EDT (#)
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Thank you my loyal parnter in perfidity, chum in chaos, buddy in badness, amigo in aggression and supporter in suffering.
I salute thee!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:29:11 EDT (#)
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ttp://www.maxpower.co.uk/babes/cyberbabes_view.asp?idArticle=1586
This is more like it, with blonde hair not brown......and my boobs arent quite that big!!
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I just stumbled on this post and i have to say HOLY HOPPING MOSES!
I didnt know they made women like that. That is what perfection looks like.
Now the questions is :
Happy for seeing that
Sad for not fucking it
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:26:17 EDT (#)
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No, I laugh in the face of your pityful attempt to scare me. I am a greater force of darkness than you. Although im fuckin shit on the internet. And the computer. Or anything technical. I broke the fax machine today.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:23:37 EDT (#)
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jordanna, you dare to question my cohort in crime, my colleague in corruption, my coworker in criminality, my mate in malefaction?!?
Fall down and bow in reverance to the Dark Prince, Lord Apollo88!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:22:24 EDT (#)
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I am the all knowing Apollo. Lord of the Internet.
I know many things.
Wise am I.
My knowledge and how I garner it is above your ability to cogitate.
You told Insane.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:18:41 EDT (#)
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apollo - how the fuck did you know im from coventry????????
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:17:48 EDT (#)
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Calm down now.....i told you, ill do it tomorrow, i dont have any decent pics here today, and im not sending dodgy ones so you can all slate me.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:13:28 EDT (#)
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but non titty showing photos will of course, suffice.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:13:04 EDT (#)
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ha ha ha ha
(time to pull out and dust off my old chant)
pic-tures pic-tures, of tit-ties tit-ties
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:10:45 EDT (#)
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Jordanna : 1. Right click on the attachment and select "Save as..".
2. Save to your desktop or any folder.
3. Click on Sumbit from anywhere within Ubersite.
4. Write your submission.
5. At the bottom, click on attach file and select the file you have just saved.
6. Click "Hook me up"
7. Voila!
A fit bird from Coventry? I doubt it! ;-)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:06:21 EDT (#)
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AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!! The pressure!!!!!!!!!!!1
I cant fuckin figure out how to fuckin do it!!
I promise, as soon as i've figured out how, i'll put one up. If anyone has any tips on how i can transfer one from an email attachment onto a post they be a star and fuckin tell me, cos i cant work the bastard shitty thing out!!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:02:51 EDT (#)
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*chants* PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 12:00:30 EDT (#)
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oops sorry guys!! its not bad honest, no porn or nudity!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:59:09 EDT (#)
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Jordanna we want a pic!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:56:46 EDT (#)
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That link was firewalled, not a good sign.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:56:34 EDT (#)
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Agggghhhh banned sites! Nooooooo!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:51:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.maxpower.co.uk/babes/cyberbabes_view.asp?idArticle=1586
This is more like it, with blonde hair not brown......and my boobs arent quite that big!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:49:07 EDT (#)
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rather, advertised. I wasn't sure it was out there in the shop or not
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:48:04 EDT (#)
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yes, sort of know who she is. I saw a dvd of her's on sale.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:47:53 EDT (#)
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hahaha I wouldnt if I were you Loki, shes a dirty bird and her tits are always out, be careful before you click.....
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:46:39 EDT (#)
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Damnit now I have to go google this jordan person. It's 11:45 here, I think you're 6 hours ahead there, but I'm not sure.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:45:34 EDT (#)
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Wahooooooo nice Matthew, nice. I would break her back I swear to God, just give me 10 minutes with her naked and she would never walk again. I swear.
I think I love her.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:43:06 EDT (#)
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is this Jordanna a English crumpet then?? If you look anything like Jordan i am going to be sick - in my pants
http://www.cibertol.com/modelos/katie1.jpg
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:42:10 EDT (#)
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Insane - Do you know who Jordan is? The famous Jordan?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:40:47 EDT (#)
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hiding? Nowhere, I have replied in this thread at least 3 times already.
I support it for the obvious reason, I would like to see...
and point and laugh! (haha joking)
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:40:09 EDT (#)
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I have a hardon......
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:37:40 EDT (#)
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HEY Insane!!! where have you been hiding????
Can i enquire as to why you are supporting my decision??
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:35:48 EDT (#)
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Jordanna I support you on the decision to post a photo tomorrow.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:33:27 EDT (#)
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LOKI - yes its really that bad. The sole market over here is for 12 yr olds - thats a proven statistic, so you can imagine what we are subjected to.(like britney, but ugly, unable to hold a note, and dancing like a camel with 5 legs.) what time is it were you are?? im still at work!!
Tartpumper - I didnt say i look exactly like jordan. (dont wanna disappoint you )But i have been likened to her (looks - not personality!)more than once. Ill post a pic tomorrow.....might even make it my first post.......
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:31:54 EDT (#)
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Wankers.
Who needs teeth anyway, you can get a fucking nice set of denture cheap as chips nowadays. This is much a do about nothing.
Lets get to grips with the real issues here - American stereotypes of the English are funny, and i like it. It's my sense of humour to take the Schmichael out of people and for me this works.
p.s Robbie Williams is not a successful export to the United States because a) he has confessed himself that it is "too much hassle" and "i can't be arsed" and b) alot my his style/music is tongue in cheek. What makes him such a personality love it or hate it, is his sense of irony and sarcasm. Traits that many Americans perhaps don't have in abundence. Therefore he is in a uniquely British/European pop-star mould. Personally, he has sold enough to not actually have to bother touching America - i know i wouldn't.
Has anyone heard that new cheesy Euro pop tune "Gay Boyfriend" buy Ukes of Hazzard. It is god awful, extremely camp and gay, and i will guarantee it success on exactly that basis. We lap that shit up. We find its gayness extremely amusing. Anyway download it people, you will love it!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:24:17 EDT (#)
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jordanna - There is a huge difference in posting a picture just so we can all put a face to the name and cam whoring. Is the music over there really that bad? I heard a story on the radio once about how the music industry is going downhill because the only people buying cd's are young kids with way too much disposable income. It's kind of the same what that crap on uber gets lots of hits and drives down good posts.
Where the hell is goingblue? He's supposed to stay up all night and play with us.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:20:41 EDT (#)
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Email me jamie.2.bell.at.bt.com I promise I wont post it but if you look like Jordan I cant say I wont masterbate over it.....
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:17:53 EDT (#)
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And to my tartpumper.....
I would post a pic but a, i dont know how too
b, i dont have any decent photos on line
c, i refuse to subject myself to the bashing that kristy swan received (then again, i wouldnt post myself naked, but still.
I promise to post one as soon as i become an established uber user, then after you have all (hopefully) rated me as an intelligent individual, i will then proceed to show you how darn hot i am.
ok?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:13:27 EDT (#)
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No really, you have no idea. As an artist, the british music industy makes me want to commit suicide. repeatedly. Im sorry, but britney has NOTHING on us!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:10:53 EDT (#)
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It can't be worse than this:
http://www.britneyspears.com/home/index.php
http://www.christinaaguilera.com/
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:06:26 EDT (#)
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Loki - its your own fault, i did fuckin warn you.
Actually, scratch that its the fuckin british tastless music industry's fault. Apologies loki.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:05:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:04:04 (#)
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No im not. But there are similarities. Hence the name.
POST A PIC!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:04:31 EDT (#)
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If I get that song stuck in my head, I'm coming over there and popping a cap in someone's ass.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:04:04 EDT (#)
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No im not. But there are similarities. Hence the name.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:03:47 EDT (#)
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I know Jessica Taylor from Liberty X and she was a dog at school. I have seen her little tits and her pube mound.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:01:22 EDT (#)
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'Tartpumper - I am suddenly drawn to you'
If you are, I hope your Jordan....
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:01:06 EDT (#)
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LOKI - dont do it.....its suicide.....
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:00:26 EDT (#)
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Its appaling that even Americans know that song... Us Brits will never live it down!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 11:00:08 EDT (#)
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Tartpumper - I am suddenly drawn to you. I also loathe that programme. it should be used as a form of torture. not entertainment.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:59:44 EDT (#)
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**tell me what you want want you really really want**
I don't know which one though.
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:58:26 EDT (#)
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I actually know Gareth Gates and his little cow of a sister.... And boy would I love to kill 'em!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:57:22 EDT (#)
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No, I will tell you what is worse than covers. Pop 'FUCKIN FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BULLSHIT FUCK I FUCKIN HATE IT AND I WILL STAB THEM ALL' Idol.
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:57:12 EDT (#)
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Knowing the name ain't THAT bad... its knowing the name of her old band thats really bad!!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:56:14 EDT (#)
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quick note to LOKI -
If you do know her name, dont admit it and keep your credability
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:54:25 EDT (#)
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Loki... Big credit for knowing who David Beckham is... but can you name his wife???
Clue shes an ex member of one of our other rubbish bands.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:53:28 EDT (#)
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ok im changing sides. I totally agree. covers are worse than elevator music. almost.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:50:34 EDT (#)
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Im with Tart on this one!
Ding Ding - round two! Covers suck! (except for Gladrags and handbags...).
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:48:57 EDT (#)
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No. Jordanna. I was dissing people who make covers. That is the worst thing anyone can do.
Especially a whole FUCKING ALBUM. Arrrrggghh.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:46:14 EDT (#)
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What about Jordan? Do you know who Jordan is?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:46:11 EDT (#)
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uh oh, hold up.....dissin Robbie is one thing, fair play.....but Sinatra. No my friend. Step away from the post.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:44:21 EDT (#)
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Do I get partial credit for knowing who David Beckham is?
I gotta get out more.
Submitted by Apathesia (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:43:11 EDT (#)
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I'm half british, and I managed to get away with the teeth thing. Instead, I cant be out in the sun for longer than 15 minutes or I get insta-burned.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:42:21 EDT (#)
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(he did do a whole album of sinatra covers, you coulda spurted some of them instead!!)
i rest my case.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:40:27 EDT (#)
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I have fab teeth, they do what teeth do... I havent had a filling in 27 years (yay me).
*shrugs*
I think that because we're all so used to free health care most people stick to the NHS when looking for a dentist (but there aren't many of them around).
Besides which, most of us would rather not look like Ed Winchester off the fast show, and Id rather not have a *PING* every time I smiled... its more fake than barbies bits.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:37:36 EDT (#)
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Tartpumper....
Hold on got the gigles just from typing that.....
This is true.
***whispered voice******
(he did do a whole album of sinatra covers, you coulda spurted some of them instead!!)
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:37:12 EDT (#)
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I have considered filing my canines into sharp points, but didn't want anyone to confuse me for a shit-eating, pussified vampire. Hah, sappies. All they do is drink blood, kill werewolves, lick each other's scruttocks, and bollocks of the like- nothing *highly disturbed*. They usually are scalded sallys anyway.
Sure, they might get off on sabbing an organization such as our's, but it ain't happening. As long as we aren't caught in the saddling paddock with our knickers down, or with shat on our scotch eggs, we're ace.
Scrag those lads mate, don't be found mid-sherman!
Time for a sesh, see you next tuesday.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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Jordanna - all his songs are shite, its not like I can pick a good one is it? Pube Collector
Submitted by Maira (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:33:09 EDT (#)
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His teeth aren't that bad.
Americans are a tad obsessive about teeth. If you're missing a tooth you get the label of "hillbilly". Looking at the toothpaste aisle in your local grocery store. We half a whole half an aisle filled with toothbrushes, floss, teeth whiteners, toothpaste, mouthwash, and that gum that cleans your teeth.
My bottom teeth are a tad crooked and my dentist literally pitched a fit because I didn't want to spend over a thousand dollars to have them straightened. There's a tiny bit crooked. It's not like they're overlapping each other. They aren't a disgusting mess. They just aren't perfectly straight.
Teeth that are a tad crooked aren't that bad. Teeth that are a little stained aren't that bad. It's when they're rotting out of your mouth or you can barely close your mouth that it's gross.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:30:24 EDT (#)
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why do people always make jokes about the british having nasty teeth? we had some neighbor that were british and they had very nice teeth.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:30:13 EDT (#)
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Now im double -2ing for then giving the american ubers the lyics to possibly his worst song. Not doing very well for the brits, phlemwad.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:28:35 EDT (#)
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Im minus 2ing for the most godawful picture of the RW i have ever.
For everyone that did get the joke, I think his point was that 'Orthodontist/orthodontics' is English, Yet one of the biggest stars to come out of england since Elton Jon Had got god-awful teeth.
p.s Im so freaked out that you dont know who Robbie Williams is. He is like God to at least a third of the population over here.........
Stupid big wet puddle always gets in the way.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:22:06 EDT (#)
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hell is gone and heavens here
theres nothing left for you to fear
shake your arse come over here
now scream
im a buring effigy
of everything i used to be
you're my rock of empathy my dear
so come on let me entertain you
let me entertain you
lifes too short for you to die
so grab yoursefl and alibi
heaven knows your mother lied
mon cher
seperate your right from wrongs
come and sing a different song
the kettles on so dont be long
mon cher
so come on let me entertain you
let me entertain you
look me up in the yellow pages
i will be your rock of ages
your see through fads and your crazy phases
yeah
little bo peep has lost his sheep
he popped a pill and fell asleep
the dew is wet but the grass is sweet my dear
your mind gets burned
with the habits you've learned
but we're the generation thats go to be heard
you're tired of your teachers and your schools a drag
you're not gonna end up like your mum and dad
so come on let me entertain you
let me entertain you
let me entertain you
he may be good he may be outta sight
but he cant be here so come around tonight
here is the place where the feeling grows
you gotta get high before you taste the lows
so come on
let me entertain you
let me entertain you
so come on let me entertain you
let me entertain you
come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on, come on
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:21:38 EDT (#)
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Loki : Dum de dum dum dum de de dum.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:17:02 EDT (#)
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**Surely you guys in America have heard 'Let me entertain you'? Or 'Angels'? **
Uh no, I have no idea who this person is. Try humming a few bars, don't mind the odd stares from coworkers.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:14:45 EDT (#)
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Insane : We both belong to the nation of *highly disturbed* soon mere distinctions such as countries will become irrelevant, the world will be our lobster.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:11:56 EDT (#)
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Sweet Jesus snadals, is that you who posted this Hair??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:10:36 EDT (#)
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Insane : We don't all have crooked yellow teeth.
Well, I do, but only to make it easier to tear the flesh of virgins.
It is fucking hard to get a dentist to do a filling never mind cosmetic work in the UK.
Plus I drink diesel and eat sugar because I am *highly disturbed*
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:08:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:03:47 (#)
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The next person to make fun of British teeth will be brushing theirs by shoving a tooth brush up their ass I will have smashed them so far down their throat.
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ummmmmmm YEAH, I wasn't referring to the England that you live in Apollo. I meant the other one, the shit England.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:07:25 EDT (#)
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Surely you guys in America have heard 'Let me entertain you'? Or 'Angels'?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:05:48 EDT (#)
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here 'tis
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065887730659322894#211478
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:05:08 EDT (#)
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RJ- My teeth are not fake shining tombstones, although I did wear braces for a time. They are kind of "non white" but not so bad.
Why keep them crooked, yellow and ugly when you can easily do something about it? With orthodontics these days, it's even affordable. Or do you not have such a thing in England?
;-)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:03:50 EDT (#)
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ooh ooh I know this one wait.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:03:47 EDT (#)
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Insane most definately not sound!
Fucking teeth.
The next person to make fun of British teeth will be brushing theirs by shoving a tooth brush up their ass I will have smashed them so far down their throat.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:03:10 EDT (#)
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why have you chnaged your name to going blue?
did you make the joke because his teeth are yellow?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:01:20 EDT (#)
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Im not an Aussie!
-2 still for this wanking piece of dogshit post
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 10:00:18 EDT (#)
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so his music isn't exactly... shit-hot, sound work then?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-16 09:59:39 EDT (#)
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They look like teeth, rather than fake shining tombstones that you falsh in everyone's faces as if we're all supposed to bloody worship them. Teeth are not supposed to be perfect!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:58:14 EDT (#)
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I don't get the joke either but I'm all for sitting on the sidelines and watching an Aussie - Brit show down. Where's momanlad, he needs to get in on this.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:53:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:53:01 EDT (#)
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No far enough away from Liverpool!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Im soooo funny.
What the fuck is this post about anyway? -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:50:55 EDT (#)
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Tart : Easy now...... Preston isn't that far away! ;-)
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:48:07 EDT (#)
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'Bit lame but has one or two songs that are okay'
hahaha Apollos gay he likes Robbie Williams!!!
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:46:26 EDT (#)
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Its Robbie.. I'd kiss the teeth!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:45:57 EDT (#)
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Insane : British pop star. Used to be part of a boy band then made it big everywhere in the world except USA as a solo 'artist'. Bit lame but has one or two songs that are okay.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:45:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:41:30 (#)
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I don't get the joke.
Nobody does. What the fuck is going on?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:42:21 EDT (#)
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You still rock.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:41:30 EDT (#)
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I don't get the joke.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:40:08 EDT (#)
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robbie williams, who the fuck is that?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:36:36 EDT (#)
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Tart : It's surreal isn't it?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:29:50 EDT (#)
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???
At least hes not a fat wobbly bastard.
(Jesus, Im defending Robbie Williams. What the fuck?)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:29:34 EDT (#)
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They aren't bad.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 09:25:09 EDT (#)
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Whats wrong with them?
They seem alright to me.
But then, I am british.