Water is wet (926 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.31 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kell <GoblinVolunteer.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-16 18:07:34 EDT
I read about a study in the newspaper recently. It stated how 'A teenagers brain has a different thought process than the adult mind' .
Thanks Captian Obvious! Next thing ya know, theyll be discovering that water is actually wet. ::gasp and horror::
Thank God I dont have an adult process, Teens , as far as myself and my peers act, are braver, more fun to be around, and thanks to non-aging effects.. usually better looking!
Unfortunatly these years will not last forever, Ill lose the last of my innocence, gain that evil thing you may refer to as 'maturity', and have absolutly no care for self image.
::sigh:: Oh well, it happens to the best of us, Since 'major adulthood' (the no turning back point) isnt until 30, I have a good 14 years.
User Reviews
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for being young
+1 for the witty title
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-10-16 21:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumbass you make the teenager users on uber look like dumbasses
Submitted by otizzlebizzle (user info) at 2003-10-16 20:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must be from Tennessee. Figures.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-16 20:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damnit! i keep -2ing you!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-16 20:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
woops. i meant +2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-16 20:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how can you not +2 this post with a title like that? seriolusly!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-16 20:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolute Crap
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-16 20:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I should say as was mentioned below that not ONLY stupid people log on lat... PAS posts late and his shit is flawless . great posts. in fcat let me direct some traffic from this crap to a good post
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066347665539615009
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-16 19:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
3rd post of mine youve come across huh? so your obessesed with me then? niiiiice! I feel so loved ^.^. You all are so funny angry! I make a new vow, to piss off the people of UBER from this day forward.
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I have to agree with what Glam said. I notice when i visit Uber around 6 or 7 EST, the level on intelligence and maturity has dropped to low levels. (There are exceptions, so dont everybody flip out.)
BTW people have come and gone doing what your trying to do.....It doesnt work. But atleast you have goals, thats the first step!
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-10-16 19:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go and slap your parents for having you...
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-16 19:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'I make a new vow, to piss off the people of UBER from this day forward."
funny thing is by the time you log on only idiots are online here. Im on the west coast so i log on late but let me tell you the crowd that is here 4 hours ago and the idiots that come out to play after 3pm (schools out) are veerrrry different..
so you can haslle all you want.... your just bugging the other ::idiots::
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-16 19:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The 15 year old with a brain disorder can think up better crap than you.
-Tom
Submitted by ratbastard (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
goddamned toys'r'us kids
i hope jerry the giraffe shits on your head
Submitted by GoblinVolunteer (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3rd post of mine youve come across huh? so your obessesed with me then? niiiiice! I feel so loved ^.^. You all are so funny angry! I make a new vow, to piss off the people of UBER from this day forward.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats, you'll be retarded for another 14 years. At least you admit it.
Submitted by DemiDemon <raptoraa.at.aol.com> at 2003-10-16 18:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um..hey,
I go to school with the guy that writes these posts <goblin> He told me that its reall easy to piss yall off, i guess he was right. It is funny to see you get so mad over little things. and how you take shit personal. Well, keep up the good work! Pissed people are funny
Submitted by DarkAnarchist235 (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the 3rd dipshit post of yours I've come across today! WOULD YOU FUCKING DIE ALREADY!
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay Goblin, you have really done it this time. First of all, you write a bunch of shit posts. So what else is new? But then you go and rate something that I won't mention, but is involved with this horrible, horrible trend, thus putting it back on the recently reviewed list. You are pending for a bending, you dirty, dirty, slutmuffin.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why not think about this:
Have fun AND be mature? *GASP*
Grow the fuck up. Doing drugs, drinking, and making out with 10 guys/girls at a party makes you not only immature, but stupid.
I agree with Beer_Bong. Kill yourself.
I'd pay to do a study on how the most painful way to kill you would be. Many experiments and tests would have to be done.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You fucking, fucking bitch of a turd pile! I just used "Captain Obvious" about three minutes ago and now people are going to think we are somehow connected. And the worst part is you actually wrote your post before I wrote that reply. Fuck!
I don't usually say this, but Die. Die soon. Die painfully. Just die. Someone please post her obit.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
motherfucker
see? these bad posts make me dumber every second
-2 over and over again
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit. they are multiplying.
look dude. you can write, but please, write something good. find a topic that's interesting and write about it.
how about a short story?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ouch
that hurt
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckin' kids.... why don't they just leave us adults alone on our Übersite?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself.
Submitted by otizzlebizzle (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
salt water is not as wet as fresh water ... think about it.