I took a IQ test. (4652 hits)
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Submitted by <Aikohana666.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-17 00:16:36 EDT
Just out of spite I took a goddamned IQ test, now shut the fuck up and read my score you shit heads:
Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test.
Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are
reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 126***
If you wish to purchase your Complete Personal Intelligence Profile,
you can do so by going to this address:
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031016/10663634757071
You may return to this address anytime to view your score. You can
use your Netscape or Microsoft Internet Explorer browser software to
bookmark this page's location.
Our test usually gets within 5 points of the professional tests--a
remarkable feat for a 13 minute test.
Our test gives you a quick and fast measurement of your abilities, and
that can indicate directions for you to take.
Average: 85 - 115
Above average: 116 - 125
Gifted Borderline Genius: 126 - 135********
Highly gifted and appearing to be a Genius to most others: 136 - 145
Genius: 146 - 165
High Genius: 166 - 180
Highest Genius: 181 - 200
Beyond being measurable Genius: Over 200
Hehehe. Read and weep. -=prances around happy=- take one for ur self-jackasses.
User Reviews
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-05 23:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:24:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I took a IQ test. "
HAHA, You're a idiot and a asshat. "
Hmmmm...
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Correction....I am eating cat feces.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather get high.
I'd rather sit here and be a part of this stupid mess then do it.
I'd rather eat cat feces.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:28:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
You retards are raging at a guy who has been gone for 3 years.
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Shut the fuck up, deadshit.
The only thing that's "raging" around here is your homosexuality.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You retards are raging at a guy who has been gone for 3 years.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I took a IQ test. "
HAHA, You're a idiot and a asshat.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IQ tests are bullshit, after about 6 or 7 when you can reson stuff out you should ALWAYS score high
I had to take one when I was 14 got 162 and I'm no genius.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My mistake, that was 3 years ago. The most recent was 157 two years ago.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice one. I got 136 2 years ago, moron. WHEN I WAS 16.
I find it nicely ironic that you made a mistake in the title.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-05 12:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I answered two questions (incorrectly I might add) and got a 109. Apparently "average" means "dumb as hell" or "computer illiterate".
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2006-03-05 11:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Since you scored high it only proves that the test is bullshit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-05 10:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That crap about those ten-minute tests being within a few
points of a real IQ test is bullshit.
Take a full battery of tests from Mensa or a registered Psychologist.
When you reach 4 or 5 Sigma, let me know. . .
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-03-05 10:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I took this thing while I was eating my breakfast. According to them, my IQ is 129. I always score lower on tests than I think I will. Andy's is 160. I D0NT WANT 2 B THE DUMB 1 !!!! There are a shitload of math-oriented questions. Psh. Go fuck yourself, IQTest.com.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-03-05 07:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How in the blue fuck did this old piece of shit get dug up?
Is this the new Uber-weekend trend? Get drunk and dig up shitty old posts?
I'm in.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-05 07:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you got a 126 but you still write sentences like this:
"I took a IQ test"
way to go, you're astounding.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-05 06:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chances are you're an idiot anyway.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-03-05 06:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-07-29 21:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't realize being a genius means you can contract "you're" to "ur" and leaving the "n" out of "an".
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I did get a 136...but it was a stupid test and my age fucked me.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i got 146 in 5 min and i didnt answer 7 questions.
ive definetly seen better
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-07-29 20:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not going to bother taking the test but let me ask you this first? Did the IQ test ask for your age at any stage during the questioning? One's physical age is needed in calculating one's IQ. Did anyone else know that 'IQ' stands for Intelligence quotient. ie. the quotient of mental age to physical age? No? Just me? What a bunk test it must be.
By the way, my IQ is 12, because I'm so old.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-29 16:44:09 EDT (#)
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I took that test and scored a 161. lol.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:17:53 EDT (#)
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An IQ test! AN IQ test! i didn't even read it.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I was understating on purpose, this is what I actually got:
Thank you for recently taking the IQ Test, your score was: A fucking Gajillion
If you wish to purchase your Complete Personal Intelligence Profile,
you can do so by going to this address:
http://www.iqtest2.com/view/iqtest/geniuses/seb&charrot/
You may return to this address anytime to view your score. Click on
the link and use your web browser to bookmark this page's location.
Our test usually gets within 5 points of the professional tests--a
remarkable feat for a 13 minute test.
Our test gives you a quick and fast measurement of your abilities, and
that can indicate directions for you to take.
Average: 85 - 115
Above average: 116 - 125
Gifted Borderline Genius: 126 - 135
Highly gifted and appearing to be a Genius to most others: 136 - 145
Genius: 146 - 165
High Genius: 166 - 180
Highest Genius: 181 - 200
Beyond being measurable Genius: Over 200
Seb: A fucking Gajillion
No really.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-05-29 16:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This must be a real, real easy test. I mean, Uber kicks ass, but everyone on Uber is a genius?
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-29 15:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I took a real IQ test when I was eight but my parents never told me my results.
I tend to do really well on standardized tests though, I got a 1600 on my SAT and a 35 on my ACT's, which i just found out.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-05-29 15:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I gave u a +1 coz i actually got a good score lol
Thank you for recently taking the IQ Test, your score was: 150
If you wish to purchase your Complete Personal Intelligence Profile,
you can do so by going to this address:
http://www.iqtest2.com/view/iqtest/options/040529/10858605425998
You may return to this address anytime to view your score. Click on
the link and use your web browser to bookmark this page's location.
Our test usually gets within 5 points of the professional tests--a
remarkable feat for a 13 minute test.
Our test gives you a quick and fast measurement of your abilities, and
that can indicate directions for you to take.
Average: 85 - 115
Above average: 116 - 125
Gifted Borderline Genius: 126 - 135
Highly gifted and appearing to be a Genius to most others: 136 - 145
Genius: 146 - 165
High Genius: 166 - 180
Highest Genius: 181 - 200
Beyond being measurable Genius: Over 200
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-29 15:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops, I was wrong, I'm 157.
Not bad for a 16 year old.
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:35:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Im 167 u fuckin asshole, applying for mensa next yr.
:: prances around because your a jackass ::
BURN.
Dont flawnt something unless you are above a genius.
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"flawnt".... enjoy mensa dumbass.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-05-29 14:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got 136. Now I might aswell go back and try this time.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-17 12:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/040417/10822202403242
This test officially means nothing. 164 my ass.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Below 75 Learning difficulty
75 - 85 Below Average
85 - 114 Average Middle school graduates
115 - 124 Above average High school graduates
125 - 134 Gifted University graduates
135 - 144 Highly gifted Professionals
145 - 154 Genius Professors/Researchers
155 - 164 Pure Genius; Fueled by Falco http://www.ubersite.com/m/30512
165 - 179 High genius
180 - 200 Extraordinary genius
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-10 17:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay! My 166 is still duh hyest one postid so faer!
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF??? I took it and then after I went to get my score, it said I couldnt get it until I paid $10 bucks! WTF is up w/ that???
Submitted by Mike at 2004-04-07 15:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got bored and guessed on the last half or so. I still got a 164. So, fuck you.
Submitted by beefstick86 (user info) at 2004-04-07 12:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
online IQ tests dont mean shit. my sister is learning disabled and scored a 129 on the same test. this just proves that your only a little less learning disabled. moron. take a real IQ test, or the SAT or ACT, ones that really mean something.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-15 20:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've taken a real IQ test and I scored a 166. Big deal. I could be out winning Nobel Prizes but I waste my time on ubersite.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-03-15 20:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As Mossiah said:
"I took a IQ test?"
Enough said.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-15 20:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Big deal... I took one online and got a 160... I also took one in grade school, I got a 149. I would say that considering that years of public school and college should have dramatically decreased my intelligence, that the 160 was pure bullshit.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-03-15 20:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If your IQ is 165 shouldn't you know that your title should read... I took AN I.Q. test?
-1 for bein donger
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-03-15 20:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That test was supra ghey - it didn't test your right brain at all! However, since everybody else has proven that they're better than you:
Thank you for taking the IQ Test at www.IQTest.com.
We are confirming that your IQ Test score was: 165
Compare your score:
IQ Score Cognitive Designation Possessors
Below 75 Learning difficulty
75 - 85 Below Average
85 - 114 Average Middle school graduates
115 - 124 Above average High school graduates
125 - 134 Gifted University graduates
135 - 144 Highly gifted Professionals
145 - 154 Genius Professors/Researchers
155 - 164 Genius Nobel Prize Winners
165 - 179 High genius
180 - 200 Extraordinary genius
You are a fuckwit.
Badass.
Submitted by _LuCiD_ (user info) at 2004-03-07 04:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh if any of you take one of those highiqsociety IQ tests please tell us that in the post and say which test you took. Also tell is your score and any comments on it. My personal favorites were the ultimate IQ test and the culture free test. I got a 136 on the ultimate and 132 on the culture free. I didn't do so good on the verbal one :/ 115
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-03-07 03:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
in-fuckin'-credible.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-07 03:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Obviously, this IQ test didnt test language skills considering that most people take AN IQ test as opposed to you who SOMEHOW managed to take A IQ test. Maybe you're mexican?
Submitted by _LuCiD_ (user info) at 2004-03-07 03:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hardly an IQ test. Try one of these here with a much higher ceiling: http://www.highiqsociety.com If you think you're really smart (and generally good with math) try the test of exceptional intelligence. I'd like to see the guy who said he got an IQ of 200 try the test of exceptional intelligence and tell us all how he did.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-07 03:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay! I is still the smarterest one!
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-07 02:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test.
Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are
reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 154
If you wish to purchase your Complete Personal Intelligence Profile,
you can do so by going to this address:
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/040307/1078643385449
You may return to this address anytime to view your score. You can
use your Netscape or Microsoft Internet Explorer browser software to
bookmark this page's location.
Our test usually gets within 5 points of the professional tests--a
remarkable feat for a 13 minute test.
Our test gives you a quick and fast measurement of your abilities, and
that can indicate directions for you to take.
Average: 85 - 115
Above average: 116 - 125
Gifted Borderline Genius: 126 - 135
Highly gifted and appearing to be a Genius to most others: 136 - 145
Genius: 146 - 165
High Genius: 166 - 180
Highest Genius: 181 - 200
Beyond being measurable Genius: Over 200
way to go hotshot... im an idiot and i got a genius score on this...
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-07 02:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most IQ tests won't even test higher than 150, just because the percentage of people with an IQ higher than that is so low, as in BARELY ANY.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-07 01:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So wait a minute, mankind has concocted some sort of psychological survey that indefintely decress and assesses a person's mental capacity for creative and rational...
Do you know what?
It's much easier just to call you a 'cunt' instead.
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-03-07 01:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If you're so smart, why did you believe that test was anything but a scam to get your money? How many people do you suppose would by their results if it said you were an idiot?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-03-07 00:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Congratulations on your 126 IQ. I'm sure the test didn't contain questions on grammar or you would have known to write "I took an IQ test" instead of "I took a IQ test".
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-06 15:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow... minus that Random Joe down there....
I WIN THE STOOPID IQUE TEST CHALLUNGE!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-06 15:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/040306/10786045709247
I don't think I've ever taken a real I.Q. test, but I'd sure hope that they're longer than 9 minutes, and have questions that aren't so gay.
Submitted by kafflie <kafflie.at.msn.com> at 2004-03-06 15:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I went to the website, and clicked "true" for all the answers. My apparent IQ: 126.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-03-06 15:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/040306/10786032979175
162, but it's wrong. i've scored over 200 on several real ones.
interesting at least... -1
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-06 14:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
heh, i got a 136 on a real IQ test. moron.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently they didn't test you in grammar. It should be: I took an IQ test. Usually when using an article such as: a, an, or the, you should pay attention to the word afterwards. If it begins with a vowel or sounds as if it does (in the case of words beginning with the letter 'h') then you should probably use 'an' instead of 'a'. It sounds more fluid while speaking.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
have you ever seen that episode of "king of the hill" where in someone gives Peggy an online iq test and tells her she is a genius and all she needs to do is give the test people 500 dollars for her genious certificate? That my friend is what this test is, some crappy scam to steal money from people who think they are smart
Submitted by pgaur (user info) at 2004-03-06 14:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Heh... I got a 126 on a real IQ test...
In 4th grade...
Don't get all worked up about this stuff, it really doesn't mean ANYTHING.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got 153 on a real test. I think if so many people around here have such high IQs that either the tests are all fucked up, or Ubersite has an unnaturally high number of intelligent people.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test.
Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are
reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 141
I dont know how people are doing that link thing. They want my credit card number, and shit, so it was good that I typed in a legitimate email. Plus, this test was gay. I don't think my i.q is that high.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
153...
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/040306/10785943049858
Was interesting but I'm not sure I really believe it.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-06 12:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
soft
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-06 11:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
14"
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-03-06 11:56:46 EST (#)
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Asking for someone's IQ over the net is the same as asking for someone's penis size. Your not gonna get an honest answer.
Submitted by clarence at 2004-03-06 11:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The most unrealistic IQ test ever. With all the results (including mine) which claims that most of us are 'genius', schools should have closed down. Money-making crap. Not credible. 'true or false' without time limit? Goodness. Are we that gullible now?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-06 10:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
148
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-03-06 09:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/040306/10785844706383
154, i'm fourteen.
Oh, and how do dollars, nickels, and dimes work? A dollar is 100 cents right? A quater would be 15 cents then...but what the hell are the other two?
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-12-18 13:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, you took AN giant poop and it became this post.
DO you know that your name means lovechild flower? You fucking dirt-hippie pinko.
Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2003-12-18 13:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IQ is meaningless.
I got a 142, but I've got friends who are intellectually stunning individuals who could stomp me in a intellect bout. IQ is basically just your potential, not a measure in anyway of your intelligence.
-J
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-12-18 12:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
congrats on all that...
but i stopped reading at "I took a IQ test"
know why?
because I is a vowel, and when you address a vowel with an article besides 'the', you use 'an.'
it's just a fluke, 'ur' IQ, that is.
***take one for ur self-jackasses*** guess what? mine's 138. kiss my more-intelligent-than-thou ass.
Submitted by AmRi (user info) at 2003-12-09 23:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it sucks that otherwise intelligent people are having an IQ pissing contest. No matter how smart you think you are, there will always be some 10 year old med student waiting to shove you back onto the mini bus. Shut up and get over yourselves.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-20 01:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look the fact is that all IQ tests (yes even MENSA) are really a heap of shit.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2003-10-19 23:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And I just smoked a huge bowl.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2003-10-19 23:45:51 EDT (#)
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Wow, that WAS easy.
"Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test.
Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are
reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 159"
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-19 22:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031019/10666180684072
Worst IQ test ever, it was ridiculously easy.
Submitted by notregisteredyet at 2003-10-19 20:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This actually DID make me smile. Oh no wait, what REALLY made me smile was the name I entered.
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031019/10666092143029
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-18 00:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
166 and I'm in high school
Submitted by McMeat (user info) at 2003-10-17 23:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
141 ... and I'm in high school. Well, that proves it, I am going to take over the world!!!!!!!
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-10-17 23:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok and i got a 145...so what?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-10-17 23:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i took an IQ test online. my score was 138. ha ha! you're stupid!
Submitted by jiffyracer (user info) at 2003-10-17 23:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you know i am 17 and i got a 137 on the same test, so yeah i wouldn't be bragging about a 126. that is just mentally retarded to me!
nah but good for you at least you scored above 70! and 35, you can breathe!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 23:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Insane.... why?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 23:16:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:26:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone who took that test just failed.
You didn't pick up on the fact that your spam mail has just doubled.
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I feel sorry for who ever has the email address fuckyou.at.hotmail.com, i use it all the time for spam stuff.
See my comment about avoiding this problem, its down there somewheres.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 14:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
126? That's pretty damned good Aikohana! I got a 104 on my last IQ test that was on paper and I thought THAT was good! LOL Maybe you could help me study for it next time I go in for a test?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ok, well laterz!
Submitted by daylight_twilight (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066412445676515867
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone who took that test just failed.
You didn't pick up on the fact that your spam mail has just doubled.
Submitted by really_god <hellhound8.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-17 13:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
136 on The one you took, and after that I scored 148 on a different more accurate one. Then again each time you take an IQ test it gets easier so the first result is probably closer. Either way you got owned :)
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:45:15 EDT (#)
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righteous, 138. Which is about what I am. Not that smart compared to others, but borderline norman einstein compared to people in my history class
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031017/10664087947792
I know, i spelled his name wrong on purpose.
Submitted by Apathesia (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:40:05 EDT (#)
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"Just out of spite I took a goddamned IQ test..."
Out of spite for what? Is it computer lab day for the retard class again?
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you took *an* IQ test?
you realize that online IQ tests mean absolutely nothing don't you?
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:27:48 EDT (#)
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No offense, but I took one of the online IQ tests and it said that I scored a 168, and in middle school, they thought I might be retarded.
They were right.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Ranking: -2
I was going to take the test for shits and giggles but you have to sign up and give you email and fuck that. 160 here last time I was tested. And the scores that site lists are incorrect anyway, I'm pretty sure you aren't classified as a genius until you reach like 180.
Your still an annoying shit, fuck off, go home, have a cry.""
I do not cry."
Lying little fucker. We all know you bawl like a baby when your daddy sticks his fat cock in your ass then your sister's mouth.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-10-17 03:04:26 EDT (#)
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tina, what the hell is wrong with you?
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Online shit IQ tests mean nothing, i took the mensa and got a 120, an online I.Q test gave me a fucking 99, they don't mean anything.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:56:43 EDT (#)
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Going around apologizing for being bitch. Sorry. And I will ignore after this.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:48:02 EDT (#)
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Shut up, I have an IQ of 152 (And I didn't use a dumbass online test, I took the Mensa entrance exam), I'm a member of American Mensa, scored a 36 on my ACT and a 1480 (With a 790 verbal) on my most recent SAT.
Eat shit and die you dumb whore. (Eloquent, huh?)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:38:44 EDT (#)
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woo, I'm 149.
what a lame test.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:14:54 EDT (#)
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This test gave me a 157. You fail.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:11:52 EDT (#)
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Otter you made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:11:14 EDT (#)
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I was 140 in 6th grade, bitch.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-10-17 02:06:23 EDT (#)
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I've always found that girls who spell their names ending in "I" where normally it would end in "Y" (with the exception of girls named Cyndi) usually are such big sluts and whores that by the time they are 28 years old, their uterus falls out.
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:54:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:49:01 (#)
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I was going to take the test for shits and giggles but you have to sign up and give you email and fuck that. 160 here last time I was tested. And the scores that site lists are incorrect anyway, I'm pretty sure you aren't classified as a genius until you reach like 180.
Your still an annoying shit, fuck off, go home, have a cry.
I do not cry.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Franger, just put in some bullshit information, take the test as usual, then when it asks for credit card info, highlight and copy the numbers at the end of the URL.
Example:
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031017/10663673693758
Only highlight the numbers at the end____^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Then take that exact URL, put it into your address bar, delete my numbers and put in yours.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to take the test for shits and giggles but you have to sign up and give you email and fuck that. 160 here last time I was tested. And the scores that site lists are incorrect anyway, I'm pretty sure you aren't classified as a genius until you reach like 180.
Your still an annoying shit, fuck off, go home, have a cry.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:44:27 EDT (#)
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well GENIUS, you made a horrid grammar mistake in the title of this post. that doesnt say too much for you right there, ya fuckin liar.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:43:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, I'm not sure if anyone else has pointed this out or not, but I beleive you mean AN IQ test.
Submitted by DuneMessiah (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:39:37 EDT (#)
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your IQ is not suppose to improve with age. IQ tests measure your ability to learn not how much you know. you'll have a 126 for the rest of your life fucktard.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:38:23 EDT (#)
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Your point? My IQ was 155 in the 8th grade. And that was an official test, not some online bullshit.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:33:13 EDT (#)
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OH MY GOD. Go find an otaku message board to clog up with your "chibi-chibi I so cute, ne?" garbage.
Submitted by Kosame (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:31:47 EDT (#)
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HELLO! go you people are fucking idiots. she's in 7th fucking grade for Jhonen's sake! that IQ score is high. you all are adults no? then yes you are going to have 142's and 137's. but oh fucking well. being in 7th grade, with those scores is good. >.<
and you know what. that one dud who spelled answers wrong. *tilts head* who are you to be saying someone cant spell when you yourself cant. tell me that. listen. its "answers" not "anwsers".
so who can spell a simple word? not you obviously.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:27:58 EDT (#)
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My IQ has been measured anywhere between 135-192 by various tests. When I was in school, I was given a standardized IQ test, and I scored a 155. I was 13 or 14 at the time. So this 126 on an internet test is supposed to impress someone because...?
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:16:03 EDT (#)
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Hoping that these little munchkins will just leave doesn't really help. This is because they will eventually leave, but they will just be replaced with more little munchkins, who are just as annoying.
Because this is Bart's site, and he refuses to place any standard on what can be posted here, these oompa loompas will continue to come. We all understand that Bart, bless his soul, doesn't want to ban people or have censorship, which is a very noble thing to do.
So it should be plainly obvious to all of us, the only way to rid the site of these whippersnappers is to encourage them to keep coming here, and be even more stupid than before (if that is even possible). Eventually the site will get to be so bad, that all the good authors will be tempted to leave, and even Bart will want to Ban them, for there won't be any point coming to Ubersite anymore.
I think it will have to get much worse before it gets any better.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:14:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:48:10 (#)
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Wow, your all getting pissed at me, except Matt. Oh well. -=dances=- I'm a fucking moron, like I care.
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you tried to tell someone they couldn't spell because they made a typo, and you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"??????????????????/
FUCK. JUST GIVE IT UP. YOU'RE A CHILD. YOU'RE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE, AND YOU WILL REALIZE THIS WHEN YOU GROW UP.
we all thought we knew everything when we were teenagers. guess what? we all found out we were wrong when we grew up.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bargled, you put your name in as "Fuck You" Hilarious.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:12:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031017/10663673693758
Eat my shit and you might become smarter.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:11:36 EDT (#)
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"I took a IQ test"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Spite (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yes, you sounded very intelligent from the title of your post:
I took a IQ test.
It's: I took AN IQ test.
Maybe you should watch your grammar Mr. Gifted Borderline Genius.
But mostly, I fail to see the point of the post itself.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:06:01 EDT (#)
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And why the hell do you keep giving us a fucking soliloquy?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031017/10663668585964
138. And I was doing the test while carrying on three MSN conversations. And what, bitch?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:04:08 EDT (#)
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Average: 85 - 115
Above average: 116 - 125
Gifted Borderline Between Kinda Average and Genius: 126 - 135
Highly gifted and appearing to be a Genius to most highschoolers: 136 - 145
Just plain Genius with fries, no pickel: 146 - 165
Super-Duper Genius: 166 - 180
Highest Genius of the High Order of Geniusiosity: 181 - 200
Beyond being measurable times infinity Genius: Over 200 moles of gerbils
Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:01:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, bob, she caught you.
P.S. Little girls who spend all their time annoying adults end up in gutters.
Just so you know.. that isn't a threat. It's just quite likely.
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 01:00:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:56:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Diss me when your head is not up your ass, and you can spell and 3rd grade level word. **Anwserd
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What the fuck?
Once again, us little kids have made you a complete dumbass in awe. ^__________^;;; -=thinks "Oh god I hope Laura doesnt post on this, she will fucking kill me if she re---" =-shuts up...for now=-
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:59:23 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I'm all hepped up on Nyquil and other stuff.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:57:02 EDT (#)
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You're stupid.
Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test.
Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are
reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 154
If you wish to purchase your Complete Personal Intelligence Profile,
you can do so by going to this address:
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031016/10663654563257
You may return to this address anytime to view your score. You can
use your Netscape or Microsoft Internet Explorer browser software to
bookmark this page's location.
Our test usually gets within 5 points of the professional tests--a
remarkable feat for a 13 minute test.
Our test gives you a quick and fast measurement of your abilities, and
that can indicate directions for you to take.
Average: 85 - 115
Above average: 116 - 125
Gifted Borderline Genius: 126 - 135
Highly gifted and appearing to be a Genius to most others: 136 - 145
Genius: 146 - 165
High Genius: 166 - 180
Highest Genius: 181 - 200
Beyond being measurable Genius: Over 200
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"And I am not a stupid as you to think of something like that. WTF is google? -=yahoo addict=-"
Every word you utter makes me loathe you more. I've had throat infections I've liked more than you. I've had a fungal growth on my toe that had a higher intellect than you. For you, conversing with a rock is the equivalent to praying.
I console myself with the fact that I earn wads of money and you will eventually languish for the rest of your life, serving burgers and fries to a bunch of fat, ungrateful motherfuckers because you are too stupid to do a proper job.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Diss me when your head is not up your ass, and you can spell and 3rd grade level word. **Anwserd
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What the fuck?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:54:50 EDT (#)
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SOOOOOOO glad I'm done with this high school BULLSHIT!!!!
Girl, you are not better than anyone. All this shit you brag about means ZILCH when you graduate. I bet you tease "nerds" too. And make your mommy spend money on Sailor Moon shit. I hope you get shoved in a locker.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:53:38 EDT (#)
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I did this one drunk and stoned
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031016/10663662671426
145
on real tests I have scored betwen 155 and 193
-Turtle
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:53:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:48:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
You probably looked the awnsers up on Google, asshat.
We all know you're a Special-Ed dropout.
Diss me when your head is not up your ass, and you can spell and 3rd grade level word. **Anwserd
And I am not a stupid as you to think of something like that. WTF is google? -=yahoo addict=-
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You probably looked the awnsers up on Google, asshat.
We all know you're a Special-Ed dropout.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kota. u cought me. i just wanted to be high genius.
yea its really somwhere around 158-163 depending on the test but i wanted to be a high genius.
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, your all getting pissed at me, except Matt. Oh well. -=dances=- I'm a fucking moron, like I care.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
From a statistical standpoint, IQ tests are EXTREMELY unreliable. Had you taken even PSYC 100, you'd have know this.
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Tina, she'll have the opportunity to take that class in a couple years in high school. in my Psych 100 class, i took one of those "for fun" IQ tests, and scored a 130. yeah, real fuckin' accurate, huh? 30 points is quite a large difference. maybe if this chick actually was smart, she would realize that we're right and she's wrong.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mandi Payne sounds like the name of a cheap slut I once knew...
Submitted by kota <lilbishass.at.aol.com> at 2003-10-17 00:46:28 EDT (#)
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bob..last time i checked, it was you're, but whatever
and m0ssiah, why would you ask a question like that when you spelled grammAr incorrectly?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And to top it off, you are a complete BITCH. Make fun of other people's photos when you post your own.
Submitted by digitalKRONIC (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The word "boat" can be spelled using four of the letters from the word "automobile".
13 minutes past 5 O' clock, is 47 minutes before 6 O'clock
The word "perfume" is spelled by using the first letters in the following sentence: "Pigs eat really filthy uncooked meat eagerly."
John has 15 dollars, but John can buy a $30 bicycle if he borrows six dollars from Fred and eight dollars from Joe.
Jim weighs 150 pounds. Jack is 130 pounds. Joe is 200 pounds. Two of them standing together on the same scale could weigh 350 pounds
Two of the following numbers add up to the number 17:
11, 3, 2, 14, 5.
Some of the questions from this test?
You should have scored higher, moron.
Submitted by IRSEESYOUDEAD (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I r ish 72 iq i r ish so happy
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your intelligence quotient is irrelevant. if it was actually an indication of intelligence, i would have to be alot smarter than i actually am. i took a real test and scored 160. does that really make me a "genius?" of course not. i'm a fuckin' idiot. Razor scored the same, but he's alot smarter than me, from what i can tell. if that's not the case, then maybe he's just better at applying himself than i am.
you're not smart. you're not special. you're a dumb little kid.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember class, a vowel never follows a vowel.
Ex: "I took a IQ test" is improper
"I took an IQ test" is proper.
Tell me, is my 137 better than your 126? You're the smart one here, why don't you do the math?
Go away already. You are trying to be like Mcbain. You found that you can't post worth a crap, so you try to stun us all with something that in reality is bad.
Why not just spare us and leave? Now?
-Tom
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:41:09 EDT (#)
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Darling, do you know what IQ tests are? What they were designed to test? What a score means?
Do you even know what "intelligence" is?
"If an IQ test is supposed to measure a person's intelligence, the question is: What is intelligence? Is it the ability to do well in school? Is it the ability to read well and spell correctly? Or are the following people intelligent?
The physician who smokes three packets of cigarettes a day?
The Nobel Prize winner whose marriage and personal life are in ruins?
The corporate executive who has ingeniously worked his way to the top and also earned a heart attack for his efforts?
The brilliant and successful music composer who handled his money so poorly that he was always running from his creditors (incidentally, his name was Mozart)?
In the chaos of controversy, the standard IQ exam is flunking the test. Many educational psychologists feel that IQ testers have failed to answer two all-important questions: What is intelligence? What have IQ tests actually measured?
The National Education Association, with membership of almost 2 million teachers, has called for the abolition of standardized intelligence tests because they are "at best wasteful, and at worst, destructive."
Yale psychologist Robert Sternberg says in P.T. that psychologists know "almost nothing about what it is that they have been measuring. The tests have proved overall to have only low to moderate power to predict such things as future job performance, income and status, or overall happiness and adjustment."
From a statistical standpoint, IQ tests are EXTREMELY unreliable. Had you taken even PSYC 100, you'd have know this. Because you don't seem to know this, does that make you UNintelligent??? NO.
But, judging from your posts and replies...you seem immature and annoying. And not at all intelligent. Does that make it true?
You tell me. Well, don't TELL me. Prove it. And not with a test. Let's try maturity. At least don't keep pissing people off.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:40:13 EDT (#)
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My IQ, when tested last year by MENSA, was 151, so not bad for a quick online test, in my case anyhow.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test.
Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are
reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 147
If you wish to purchase your Complete Personal Intelligence Profile,
you can do so by going to this address:
http://www.iqtest.com/view/iqtest/options/031016/10663651375460
Average: 85 - 115
Above average: 116 - 125
Gifted Borderline Genius: 126 - 135
Highly gifted and appearing to be a Genius to most others: 136 - 145
Genius: 146 - 165
High Genius: 166 - 180
Highest Genius: 181 - 200
Beyond being measurable Genius: Over 200
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im 167 u fuckin asshole, applying for mensa next yr.
:: prances around because your a jackass ::
BURN.
Dont flawnt something unless you are above a genius.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well. How intelligent of you.
You've clearly outsmarted me.
P.S. Is English your second language? Your grammer and spelling is a little suspect, and the title should have read "an IQ test" not "a IQ test".
But I'm sure you knew that already, and was just testing to see if we knew right.
Wow, I admire you.
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:31:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:24:23 (#)
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Congratulations.
Have yourself a lollipop.
Now that you have confirmed your intelligence, these next questions should be simple for you to answer:
Now do you post this crap up to annoy us?
If so, why do you want to annoy people you don't even know?
If you say you don't care what we think, then why post things up knowing we will see them?
Have the thought crossed your intelligent mind that, just as you don't care what we say, we don't care about what you say.
Yes, you annoy us with your inane posts. It's because we would rather not search through pointless posts to find ones we enjoy reading. That's why you annoy us. You are aware we don't enjoy your posts. You are intelligent enough to know that aren't you? So why are you annoying us?
Surely not just for the joy of annoying people. Someone as smart as yourself wouldn't enjoy the triviality of this sort of base humour. So explain the reasons to me. I haven't been blessed with your superior brain.
Now do you post this crap up to annoy us? : Yes I do, I find it very funny to see adults like you get all flustered about these things.
If so, why do you want to annoy people you don't even know? : Because I have nothing better to do, and pissing off and annoying people is fun.
If you say you don't care what we think, then why post things up knowing we will see them?:
*ahem* I just like making you mad, because you seem to be addicted to replying to my post like a crack head is addicted to crack so why should I quit posting? It gives me something to do besides killing myself, which I am not going to do because I am not that low of a life for, unlike you.
Submitted by Aikohana666 (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, I just wanted to run it in you damn face so hahahaha.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations.
Have yourself a lollipop.
Now that you have confirmed your intelligence, these next questions should be simple for you to answer:
Now do you post this crap up to annoy us?
If so, why do you want to annoy people you don't even know?
If you say you don't care what we think, then why post things up knowing we will see them?
Have the thought crossed your intelligent mind that, just as you don't care what we say, we don't care about what you say.
Yes, you annoy us with your inane posts. It's because we would rather not search through pointless posts to find ones we enjoy reading. That's why you annoy us. You are aware we don't enjoy your posts. You are intelligent enough to know that aren't you? So why are you annoying us?
Surely not just for the joy of annoying people. Someone as smart as yourself wouldn't enjoy the triviality of this sort of base humour. So explain the reasons to me. I haven't been blessed with your superior brain.
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-17 00:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you made the mistake of thinking any of us actually care.