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Submitted by Jordanna Logan <nene34.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-17 06:00:15 EDT
Firstly, I would like to apologise for this post. I have been on uber for about 1 Month now, and up until now I had held back from making crappy posts as I wanted my first post to be an informed intelligent piece of writing. Unfortunatly, No intelligence has yet swung my way, and I am now caving under the pressure from Tartpumper, Bellebrown, Insanethemind and Apollo88 to pist a pic instead.
I am -2ing myself. Sorry folks.
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-12-07 10:35:52 EST (#)
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Hey you guys.
Missin you all lots. Is it time for a re-group??
Well probably not as its sunday, and yes, I am at work. It sucks.
Monday maybe........I'll be sending telepathis messages to y'all on monday morning.
Miss you guys.
j
xx
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-04 08:52:31 EST (#)
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Two, two, one, two, two check.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-04 08:41:50 EST (#)
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I am here number one
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-12-01 10:16:49 EST (#)
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I am here number one.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-11-21 12:10:12 EST (#)
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Apollo and Insane - You 2 are hilarious......just make sure we get a full recapp of the havoc caused when you get back......or even while you are there.......Doh!! What am I thinking, You will be too busy taking over the world!!
Insane - Yup, our cows are pretty much that way too!!
Tart - Hey buddy, Where you been all my life??
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:18:07 EST (#)
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I still think you should marry me jordy...
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:16:52 EST (#)
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Im here Im here! Im going soon though.
i cant get on here as much as used to be able to because i have an addiction:
http://www.poolgame.co.uk/
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:15:32 EST (#)
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"""""Jordy, I'm doing just fine thanks. I am readying myself for this excursion into the jungle that is Atlantic City, New Jersey, where I will be meeting up with my Mate in Mayhem, my Brother in Barbarity, my Amigo in Anarchy, my Kamo (that's Czech!) in Killing, my Number 1 Dude in Destruction, my Nigga in Nastiness, my Paisano and Peer in Pussy getting, the one, the only (person I trust with my dirty boxers) the Dark Prince himself... fair lord Apollo88!
Now PASS THE PEAS PLEASE""""""""""""""
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
That SIR will NEVER, EVER be topped.
You win.
No way can I top that!
Jordy : I am going to AC for 2 days then over to NYC for 2 days. Bunking down with my main man in misbehaviour, my dude in destruction, friend in frivolousness, buddy in butt-raping (womenz), chief in cunt licking, comrade in craziness, the one and only Lord Insanethemind of Florida.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:06:18 EST (#)
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p.s. where I come from, cow isn't exactly a nice term. over here in AMERICA, cow's are fat, cud chewing, mooooing animals. what are they in britain?
;-)
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:05:29 EST (#)
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cow, hahaha
Jordy, I'm doing just fine thanks. I am readying myself for this excursion into the jungle that is Atlantic City, New Jersey, where I will be meeting up with my Mate in Mayhem, my Brother in Barbarity, my Amigo in Anarchy, my Kamo (that's Czech!) in Killing, my Number 1 Dude in Destruction, my Nigga in Nastiness, my Paisano and Peer in Pussy getting, the one, the only (person I trust with my dirty boxers) the Dark Prince himself... fair lord Apollo88!
Now PASS THE PEAS PLEASE
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-11-21 09:01:47 EST (#)
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Alright alright, Im not lazy, I just like to conserve my energy!!
Very cute.......im sure your very proud.
Babies that young dont do much for me in the "aaaaawwwww"
factor stakes, they just look all flustered and crumpled.
Damn it , I still cant beleive your doin the uber meet!!
Where are you staying??
I demand information!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:50:01 EST (#)
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Yup I really am going!
Jord, it is easier if you just click my user info, lazy cow!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:46:21 EST (#)
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Apollo -
NO FUCKIN WAY!!! You're really going?? Who with?? Your fuckin crazy dude??
I wanna come I wanna come!! Does this mean your gonna miss uk meet??
Or isnt there one anymore??
I cant beleive your going!!! Euk, Im soooo jealous!!
Send me a link to your camwhoring baby boi.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:41:21 EST (#)
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Hey Insane,
How are you oh Dark prince??
I'll be very happy to discuss this issue with you.....altho I dont have a clue who the first guy is, I know billy bob, but not the other one.....any chance of a girl gettin a link??
mwah
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:41:17 EST (#)
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Insane : The boy Apollo will be tearing up the USofA in t minus 21 days!
Mayhem will be wruck/wreaked/wrack.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:39:21 EST (#)
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Fuck face?
<looks hurt>
Hey! Have you read my other posts?
There is a picture of my god daughter!
(Apollo does Camwhore)
That is my main news.
Also I am going to UberCon USA! Bought my tickets and everything.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:38:51 EST (#)
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waa saaaaaaaaaa chums?
Congrats on the new job, hope it works well for you Jordy.
Apollo88, how many days is it now? There is havoc to be wreaked!
Oh as an aside, I noticed something last night. I think Rick al Manfre ali baba, looks kinda like a younger, sexier Billy Bob Thornton.
Discuss.
(Discuss always seems to work to start up a huge debate when others say it)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:32:21 EST (#)
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Hey 88,
All is well, The Job is going well. I've been her for 8 days and they have put my in charge, so It cant be bad really.
Im knackered though, its alot more money than I was on, but Damnit I have to work hard for it. doin about 15 more hrs than i was before. eek, I need some sleep!!
How have you been? Anything interesting happened here while I have been away??
Oh, have we a date for the ubermeet yet? I'll get one of my part-timers to cover me so I can come.
I wanna say hi to tart and insane, cant find either of them.
Kind regards oh masterful one.
P.S reply asap fuck face!! haha love ya .
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:24:57 EST (#)
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I'm 10 mins from Cov... Ya ever come into brum clubbin? I'll point myself out if I see you... I never forget a face that pretty.
I smell of vinegar.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-21 08:04:06 EST (#)
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How is Jordy and her new job?
I demand news!
Gimp.
Furnish me with gossip galore!
Submitted by Magno (user info) at 2003-10-25 17:51:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-23 15:19:48 EDT (#)
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uber action dolls now in stock!
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-23 08:56:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 08:43:33 EDT (#)
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Tartpumper, that's astonishing. How's about this for a split personality?
"I fucking hate pakis. Nobody else. Just pakis."
followed by......
"Dont tell me Im a racist"
No dickhead, read what I actually wrote.
Come to Preston. Thats all I have to say. Im the majority. Do you not think me and most people who live north of Birmingham have a reason to say this? Why do you think the Oldham riots happened? Come to Preston and walk down Broadgate. Come on. I fucking dare you.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-23 08:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-10-23 08:21:32 EDT (#)
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Tartpumper, that's astonishing. How's about this for a split personality?
"I fucking hate pakis. Nobody else. Just pakis."
followed by......
"Dont tell me Im a racist"
I'm afraid you are, you ignorant little bigot.
As for Surrey.... sorry to disappoint you but no. I live in Hackney at the moment, one of the most ethnically diverse areas of the UK. Asians, African, Carribean, Kurdish, Turks, Cypriots, Jews.... before that I lived in Liverpool for 5 years. Does that make any difference to your pathetic little racist views, and your misguided idea that anti-racists simply don't live in the right area?
Thought not.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-22 21:30:11 EDT (#)
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Please don't fuck me, my arse is still sore from falling over the net at tennis a couple of weeks ago.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:33:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah. Shit, they'll fuck anything that holds still long enough. I'm sure you'll do Franger.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:33:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-21 20:05:09 (#)
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It has high heat cause they are all sad, lonely, horny, fucks on this site.
______________________________________________________
Fuck you franger.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:41:58 EDT (#)
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Tart - Where have you been, I miss you.
Please look at my new post. Im trying to detach myself from this one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:39:43 EDT (#)
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Or Liverpool.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:38:43 EDT (#)
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In fact only pakis are allowed down there. If a black person where to walk down there he would get the same treatment ie. Rocks thrown at him, little kids spitting on him and running away.
Please, come and visit Preston. Or Oldham. Or Blackburn. Or Glasgow. Or Bradford.
You live in Surrey then Hugeos?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:16:42 EDT (#)
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PAKI PAKI PAKI
I fucking hate pakis. Nobody else. Just pakis.
Dont tell me Im a racist when you dont live where I do. Come down and vist for a day, we'll take a walk down Broadgate where white people arent allowed.
I'll count how mant times you say 'Fucking paki's'.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-21 23:28:14 EDT (#)
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Mamma Pajama! 3000 hits in only a few days?
Jebus! I mean sure, you have a hot body, but what the hell is going on in uberland these days?
If you all wanna see pics of girls then go find em on the net. What's the big hullaballoo here?
Oh, of course, I didn't realise, you are all planning on meeting and having dalliances with this lovely girl. Silly me!
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-21 20:05:09 EDT (#)
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It has high heat cause they are all sad, lonely, horny, fucks on this site.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-21 18:23:10 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck does this have a 310 heat.
that is fuckin high
this is 3x more heat than any of the kristy swan posts
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:50:51 EDT (#)
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And I want my plate back.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:30:28 EDT (#)
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Hugeos almost never fails to make me laugh.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-21 12:05:20 EDT (#)
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"Yes I do. It is getting worse. I feel trapped and watched."
For me, that just comes from being an Englishman in England.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 11:05:25 EDT (#)
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tuesday, I enjoyed the animation. Maybe not THAT much.
Perhaps mass email is in order? I've seen it in about 30 threads now.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:06:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066745075162523340
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:59:14 EDT (#)
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Insane : It is indeed just a contraction of the word Pakistani but it generally used in a derogatory manner.
Insane : Yes I do. It is getting worse. I feel trapped and watched. Like I am part of soemthing I don't understand. Could just be the drink and druggs though.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:58:00 EDT (#)
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When I was a train driver, we had a driver who was Indian. He ran the tuck shop and we called him 'the Paki shopkeep', which he would counter by saying "I'm not a Paki, I'm an Indian." We all thought it was very funny, him included.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:53:12 EDT (#)
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huegos-
I thought it was just a shortened version of pakistani?
It isn't a commonly used term in Florida, so I wasn't sure.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:52:13 EDT (#)
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Apollo-
Do you ever have a feeling of unease? Just like things are not right, when everything's fine?
I find it there a lot for me, very often, and I fucking hate it.
I wonder if it's a result of me smoking so much marijuana (I go through spurts, sometimes a lot, sometimes a little, sometimes none at all) and past heavy usage of other drugs.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:51:47 EDT (#)
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fair enough Insane, but PAKI is extremely derogatory, and that was the word used.
Jordanna - fair enough if you want to leave this. Can you see how it looks if you did not condemn tartpumper calling a whole swathe of people PAKI?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:47:20 EDT (#)
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I missed the part about you having a daughter, Jordanna. How old is she? My sister has two sons, also of mixed race.
Hugeos here where I live, some people commonly refer to anyone looking vaguely (very very vaguely) middle eastern as "Arabic". This includes indians, pakistanis, bangolis, turks... even Latinos and lots of other people not classified as arabic.
It's ignorant sure. Racist? I don't know about that.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:46:50 EDT (#)
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Im leaving it completely after being accused by a complete stranger of being racist.
Fucking Dick.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:45:31 EDT (#)
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Im so bored of these arguaments.
you have your pov, i have mine.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:44:05 EDT (#)
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Insane as if!
The blood bond in evil betwixt us is I fear too strong for either of us to leave.
The mayhem has barely begun.
I just had a moment of tantrum excaberated by my hangover.
I think I meant to say I am going to leave this thread alone for a bit.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:39:16 EDT (#)
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so we all must bid you adieu, apollo?
no fair lad, no!
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:38:33 EDT (#)
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Point 1 - Slore? No. - so you're not attempting to grab attention by posting pics of yourself?
Point 2 - Random woman? Nope, thats me. Jordanna. HI. - sorry, still random
Point 3 - doe-eyed and coy? Nope, just embarressed at the pic. If this was you, you would be to. - yep, but but genuinely embarassed, rather than... oooh look I 'accidentally' posted a pic of me with my tits out
Point 4 - flirting? Definatly not. evidence please. Or are you one of those men
that instantaneously assume that a woman is flirting with you
if she starts conversation/smiles/or-even-just-looks-in-your-
vague-fucking-direction?? Ladies, you know the type, you ask them
to press your floor in the elevator and that instantly transforms
into, please pinch my ass on the way out.
- All I said was that I thought it was rather sad and pathetic that you followed up your post with cosy chats with all the men who were going 'whoa, HOT!' and 'you've made me all hard'. Slightly disturbing if you don't consider that flirting, or is that just you being professional?
Point 5 - Fight picking? Nope, just attempting to stick up for myself. -
heh, and you got your ass handed to you on a plate.
Point 6 - Racism? I should fucking hope not, my Daughter is mixed race. Fucking Prick.
- Oh really? so how did the following pass by without any comment, Miss Holier-than-thou?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:46:21 (#)
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I can but I cant write it........
And turks, palestinians, hindus, muslims, seikhs etc all fall into the same catergory - PAKIS
Point 7 - Fuck off and never come back? not happening my friend.
If only to piss YOU off.
- shame. I won't get too worked up about it though.
But thanks for your opinion.
Thanks for yours, such as it was.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:22:35 EDT (#)
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Nice boobies.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:12:36 EDT (#)
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Citizenkained - Says you who just posted - What came first the chicken or the egg?
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:09:26 EDT (#)
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Hugeos, you hit the nail on the head.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:57:55 EDT (#)
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Ok, Taking QA's advice. Im letting it go.
Hugeos - Hi nice to meet you. Thanks for your opinion. Heres mine.
Point 1 - Slore? No.
Point 2 - Random woman? Nope, thats me. Jordanna. HI.
Point 3 - doe-eyed and coy? Nope, just embarressed at the pic. If this was you, you would be to.
Point 4 - flirting? Definatly not. evidence please. Or are you one of those men
that instantaneously assume that a woman is flirting with you
if she starts conversation/smiles/or-even-just-looks-in-your-
vague-fucking-direction?? Ladies, you know the type, you ask them
to press your floor in the elevator and that instantly transforms
into, please pinch my ass on the way out.
Point 5 - Fight picking? Nope, just attempting to stick up for myself.
Point 6 - Racism? I should fucking hope not, my Daughter is mixed race. Fucking Prick.
Point 7 - Fuck off and never come back? not happening my friend.
If only to piss YOU off.
But thanks for your opinion.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:45:09 EDT (#)
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Hugeos has brought a smile to my face once again! I'm not sure if there is still a war going on... Whatever, that was pretty funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:44:54 EDT (#)
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Hugeous : Racist wankers?
I haven't seen any racism here. Merely humour. Or a humble attempt at it.
In fact fuck it.
I have seen my arse with this.
Uber can fuck off.
This is the last thing I shall type on Uber.
Ever.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:36:29 EDT (#)
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hahaha hugeous that was incredibly random
thanks for reminding me that even still we have special people in the world.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:35:44 EDT (#)
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I say let it be. The sheer magnitude of replies to this post is going to start pissing people off soon. More so. Not insulting you, I'm sure you know what I mean.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:35:08 EDT (#)
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I couldn't be motherfucking better, actually. Thanks for asking apollo, and how the hell are you?
Jordanna, hi, how goes it today?
Tart- buying a house? nice nice, enjoy that. There must be a massive celebration there later, I'll bring the hard drugs
(This seems vaguely like a chatroom)
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:34:39 EDT (#)
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Blimey, this week's slore is from the Midlands? Really scraping the barrel here. Let's see...
announce yourself by posting random pic of woman with tits out..... check
Go all doe-eyed and coy with the first panting men who come along..... check
flirt and giggle with the ones who say they want to fuck you.... check
Pick a fight with the first woman who raises any objections to this kind of prostitution... check
(Queen Ashlee, as usual you slaughtered the slore - nice one!)
Nod and agree when the racist wankers turn up..... check
Fuck off and never come back to ubersite.... hopefully so.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:31:32 EDT (#)
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I get the feeling it is a force to big to be reckoned with...........
I need insight.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:27:16 EDT (#)
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Good day dark prince!
How the fucking cunting bastarding buttplugging devil are you?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:26:00 EDT (#)
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good day
I missed:
a catfight
nothing else I care about.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:21:54 EDT (#)
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Tart : Cunt.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:17:07 EDT (#)
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Yeh Im here......oh.....too late.
Fuck it Im off work and Im going to buy a house.
Have a good day at work everyone! hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:12:45 EDT (#)
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*smirks* trust me to answer the phone mid reply.
Yeah fuck it... new post please.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:11:56 EDT (#)
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No no... I mean, why didnt someone point it out BEFORE he got into power.
Now, I dont understand the ins and outs of his rise to become the head of Germany - I should probably have watched that programme on Channel4 (but I watched finding Nemo instead and enjoyed it very much), but what I dont understand is how this didnt come up before he got to spout this shit all over the place.
Hitler and friends in pub.
Hitlers mate: What you been up to Adolf bud?
Hitler: Oh you know... this and that. Thinking about taking over the nazi party.
Hitlers mate: Nice... good money?
Hitler: Oh yeah. Fucking sweet as - easy life. Just got to come up with some new policies and all that.
Hitlers mate: Yeah? What you got then? I'll tell you if I'd vote for you.
Hitler: Oh I dunno... Can you pass me the peanuts? Cheers mate... anyway, yeah, I was thinking of blaming the jews for everything... what do you reckon?
Hitlers mate: Jews...? Yeah... Jews are good. Nice bit of blanket blaming. You'll go far with that.
Hitler: Yeah... I thought so... was thinking maybe trying to create the perfect race. You gotta be blonde and blue eyed and perfect you know - that kind of thing.
Hitlers mate: Are you taking the piss mate? If you're gonna do that you wanna make sure everyones gotta be dark haired or you're the first in the firing range you fucking dick.
Hitlers girlfriend: Oh dont be horrible Hans... he's trying hard at this you know. It aint easy becoming the worlds most evil dictator! Give 'im a break... bet you couldnt come up with better.
Hitlers mate: How about sorting out the economy and making EVERYONE happy?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:11:06 EDT (#)
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Dunno.
'tis up to thee.
your post!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:05:12 EDT (#)
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does anybody else feel it may be time to ababndon this post??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:00:27 EDT (#)
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Very angry little man indeed.
Emperors new clothes and all that.
YOu can understand when he was dictator no one saying "Hang on a sec Adolf, you are spouting pure bollocks mate, do one" because they would probably be executed.
But what about when he was just another loon with an ideology to sell.
Jebus.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:57:18 EDT (#)
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Well observed Belle, Also the woman he fell in love with had dark brown hair,
and brown eyes.
He was indeed very fucked up.
To be honest, I dont think his process of elimination had much to do with anything.
He was just a very angry little man who got rid of anyone who pissed him off.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:52:55 EDT (#)
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Yeah... that arm waving thing is pretty sweet.
Ravers of the world unite! Hail HYPER P!
I never understood the point of that... there was always the real danger of taking someones eye out... and if they had no eyes - how could you see if they were blue or not!?
Shit, Hitler was a fuck up... I never got how he neglected the fact that he wasn't one of his own pure blooded race in the first place! (I guess thats selective memory for you).
And how come nobody ever said "Er Adolf baby... what the fuck? You're not blonde!"
You never know - the whole thing could have been avoided if someone with a little bit of observational skills had just plucked up the courage to tell him to look in the mirror.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:46:18 EDT (#)
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I bash on about intelligent informed info about Hitler,
and this is how it starts!!!!
I love you guys!!
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:44:03 EDT (#)
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Belle, not to forgot what he gave the world in pointy arm waving and ranting. Where would we be without that ?
I shudder to think!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:39:48 EDT (#)
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I stand corrected and therefore withdraw my comments.
I will say that I think that Hitler was a style icon for moustache wearers the world over. His contribution to facial hair wear should never be fogotten.
Also, I admire his taste in army uniforms... Fetishists the world over have appreciated his efforts in that department for many years.
Hail Hitler. Fashion icon for the gay and SM scene for the 20th Century. Im sure he'll be proud that his efforts did not go unacknowledged after his death.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:33:30 EDT (#)
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Belle - Ouch.
And if I may, Apollo and I were about to embark
on an interesting, intelligent, informed conversation about Adolf Hitler.
Which then may, and I repeat, MAY have urged one of us into spawning
a interesting, intelligent and informed POST about Adolf Hitler.
Then again it may not have.
The point is, it needed a chance.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:18:37 EDT (#)
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Belle, if I may say so, the 'intelligent' conversation was stopped by you interjecting that we should talk about how uber isn't a chatroom.
N'est pas?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:03:31 EDT (#)
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Fuck it, Ive got to do it - if only to start an argument.
Earlier in the post it was stated that you should have an intelligent conversation.
Was one started?
No... in fact all that was managed was "erm".
THAT is not entertaining.
THAT is not creative.
THAT is not what Uber is about.
This isn't even TRYING to entertain anymore.
Its a fucking chatroom.
(I have a well high horse to sit on dont you think?)
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:59:56 EDT (#)
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It is because I said so.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:58:22 EDT (#)
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Bellebrown: I concur. However, you are still here. Wait. So am I. FUCK!
apollo: my word of the day is fuck. In case you hadn't noticed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:56:28 EDT (#)
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How so?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:55:14 EDT (#)
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Yes it is.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:53:08 EDT (#)
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Belle : Who cares?
I have been thinking this myself but really this is no different to the NET and the NET :R. No?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:51:57 EDT (#)
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Did you watch the programme about Hitler a couple of weeks ago.
Interesting.
I love Kenneth Brannagh.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:49:12 EDT (#)
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I don't know. I like it when people talk about me. I'm just as much a sucker for attention as the next girl. It just seems to me that if parties one and two to talk about a third party, then the third party must be important enough to the first two parties to warrant a discussion.
Wait. What?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:48:27 EDT (#)
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Erm okay then, politics.
I am somewhere to the right of Adolf Hitler.
You?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:47:51 EDT (#)
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I got a topic for you...
How about "Why Ubersite is not a chatroom".
*pokes out tongue*
Now, Ive never said anything horrible about any of you (except you apollo - but that was about liverpool in general and Im sure you're the exception to the rule), but jesus people... This really is beyond a joke.
You've got a fuck load of ratings - you're top of the heap on the most heated.
Go post something that is worth wading through. Im sick of thinking something interesting is going on here.
And fuck me for being stupid enough to keep coming back here.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:45:13 EDT (#)
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QA - Why??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:45:03 EDT (#)
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Neat!
I love that word. Makes me think of a cute 8 year old american kid with his first baseball bat.
That is my word of the day.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:44:40 EDT (#)
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you pick.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:43:47 EDT (#)
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You SHOULD talk about me! That would be neat!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:41:39 EDT (#)
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Okay then.
Erm.
Politics?
Religion?
Football?
Ashlee?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:39:38 EDT (#)
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Erm..........................
...............................
................................
...............................
After much thought I have concluded that I am
open to suggestions as to what we should talk about.......
as I have none of my own.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:37:18 EDT (#)
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Okay, what shall we talk about?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:34:51 EDT (#)
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And can I just say..... 423 FUCKING REVIEWS? That's it, I'm going to start putting provocative (and not the thought kind) titles on my posts so they might get looked at. FUCK!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:14:16 EDT (#)
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No stay here with me, and lets have intelligent conversation.
Man I need a drink.............
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:11:25 EDT (#)
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is everyone working except me?
Ho hum.
Bored.
I'm bored at work.
I know! That gives me an idea.
I will go to that site people go to when they are bored at work.
Liverpoolfc.tv I think its called.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:40:50 EDT (#)
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perhaps he is doing some 'work' - shocking occurance if he is.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:33:30 EDT (#)
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Good good, I was a little worried.
Where Tart?? Does he not love us today??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:24:58 EDT (#)
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Drinking alone?
Hell no!
With my mates.
I try not to drink alone. It's one step away from being a gin drinking alcoholic fishwife.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:20:43 EDT (#)
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Apollo - Nice Idea.
Putting it into to practise may prove a little more tasking.
Were U drinking alone??
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:10:58 EDT (#)
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I was just something that I noticed. Everyone else noticed the penis-bellybutton, I noticed the tits. So what? You'd think that all the slobbering over her the others were doing would have balanced out the negative comments. Or, you know, not. Whatever. I just don't understand why people get so worked up over what other people think about them. I mean, really, in the grand scheme of things, what difference does it make? 100 years from now, are people going to be saying "One of Jordanna Logan's tits was bigger than the other" or "QueenAshlee wore inhuman amounts of lip gloss and her bra straps were clearly visible on September nineteenth 2003?" I think not. If one doesn't want judgements made about their appearance, one shouldn't post a picture on a forum used by thousands. That's why you can attatch pictures to e-mails.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:08:54 EDT (#)
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Good morning ladies.
I am hungover. VERY hungover.
Had football training last night, went for a quick pint afterwards, at 20:00. Was still drinking at 02:00, my head hurts!
Why don't we bury the hatchet and agree to at the very least, ignore each other?
Submitted by RubySlipper (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
that's great ashlee.
but why bother pointing out things like that?
the man thing- was funny.
where it went after that, was stupid.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:58:33 EDT (#)
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In fact, Ruby, here you go:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066422418379922595
I'm the fifth one in on the tenth row down.
G'morning, apollo.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF @ 400 reviews!!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:57:27 EDT (#)
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Good morning Jamie,
And how are we this fine morning??
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:56:31 EDT (#)
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Im bored. You bore me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:56:12 EDT (#)
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I said.... Good Morning.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:54:05 EDT (#)
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My picture is up. Have at it, I really couldn't care what you think about how I look. Not even if I tried REALLY hard. In fact, I think I pointed out the bad things about that picture myself!
Jordanna, I was responding to something Rubyslipper said. Get over it.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:52:05 EDT (#)
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Ahahahahahahahaha
Here she goes again.....
You really don't give up do you.
I worry about your unhealthy fascination with my breasts.
Submitted by RubySlipper (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Even if that was the case- which i don't think it is, it's really good of you to point out
everyone elses' shortcomings. Do you have a picture that the rest of us could tear apart
for awhile? that would be fun.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:50:42 EDT (#)
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What you failed to notice, Jordanna, is that throughout all the drama, I didn't say word one until you said you were leaving. I was congratulating reallybored on his newest conquest, nothing more.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:49:09 EDT (#)
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It's natural for a womans breasts to not match exactly, but for God's sake, one is twice the size of the other!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:46:58 EDT (#)
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Awfully conceited?? After the stuff that was said about me?? Chance would be a fuckin fine thing honey.
Submitted by RubySlipper (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:46:00 EDT (#)
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Girls are such bitches. This is why you learn that once you have good girlfriends- you do
not go seek more. They are all backstabbing, jealous, selfish, bitches. Except you and the
ones you know. (Or, they are lesbians) This is true for every woman.
I hate girls.
But, Jordanna- i have no condmenation for you.
No one should sit and listen to shit about themselves. Laughing about being called a man
(when you obviously aren't) is one thing- but taking it when someone says "she's fat"
(when you obviously aren't) or "one boob is bigger than the other"- Hey ashlee- it's a
funny thing called nature- most women do not have EXACT matching breasts- unless they
are fake.
give it a rest.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That wasn't about you. You're awfully conceited if you think it was. It was all about reallybored, I was exceptionally proud of him. It amuses me when he chases someone off. To be completely honest, I didn't read any of your replies to any of this, nor did I follow the saga. I had no opinion of you whatsoever, beyond that you're a tad oversensitive.
So there!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:38:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:11:50 (#)
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Great work, guys!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066416232467329493#223575
You've all done me proud.
Erm , let me see.
Maybe It was the fact that you acted like a complete bitch and took much joy in the fact that you thought I had been chased out of Uber.
Never done anything to upset you have I??
For all anybody knows, and I intend prove this, I could be a useful and intelligent attribute to uber.
And yet you werent willing to give me that chance.
You were too busy being a bitch.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:30:07 EDT (#)
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JERRY! JERRY! JERRY !
Morning all!
I see the slapping and hair pulling has commenced.
Mmmmmm cat fight.
My name's Jamie and I'm an alcoholic.
I feel sick.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:28:58 EDT (#)
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Thanks. Have a nice day.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:28:36 EDT (#)
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I want to know what I did to upset you so greatly in the first place.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:23:07 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA YOU DID IT!
Aside from that, I will take this opportunity to say the following:
Fuck
you.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-21 04:18:27 EDT (#)
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Ahem. QueenAshlee.
So I let something bother me? So what? We don't all have a heart of stone, and nerves of steel, and I'll be the first to admit it, I took it badly. Then I reasessed, and recognised the situation in its true light, and got over it. Otherwise I wouldn't still be here.
The comment I made about Reallybored and Yourself was a joke. I really couldn't give a flying fuck For making shitty comments about somebody I don't know, Will never know, who lives half way across the world, whom I will never meet.
As I learnt yesterday, Its all in the name of fun. I thought you might have been here long enough to realise that.
As far as I can see, Im not the one with the Attitude problem.
Oh, and YOU might wanna try this litlle thing called GETTING A SENSE OF HUMOUR.
Bitch.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 23:20:04 EDT (#)
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****Over and Out.
Catch you in the morning guys.
And Thanks.
If it werent for you I wouldnt have come back to kick some
Uber ass in the future.
Which I will. Just picking the right moment.
And it will be in the general direction of reallybored and QueenAshlee.
Watch this space. ****
*shakes* I'm ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY terrified! No, really.
Jordanna, I did nothing to you except point out that one of your tits was bigger than the other and congratulate reallybored on his growing streak of running people off. I'm sorry that you've got such low self esteem that what a bunch of people you'll probably never meet think about you bothers you so much, but that is not my fault, nor is it my problem. You can take your little attitude somewhere else. Oh, and you might want to try this little thing I like to call "growing up."
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2003-10-20 21:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wham.
Me like.
Submitted by yoeyesisnumb <yeahright> at 2003-10-20 19:01:50 EDT (#)
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I had to do a double take. Yeah, that is an elbow to the left in the picture. ELBOW.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:40:39 EDT (#)
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Yes, I am very outspoken and opinion, but, contrary to what seems to be the popular belief, I can be and AM, in fact, a very nice person. Look around, you'll see me being nice to people all over.
I know it's a dumb thing to get annoyed about, but it's Ashlee. A-S-H-L-E-E. TWO E'S! HOW hard is that? No, really.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insane : Nice.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:16:28 EDT (#)
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AHH, I see. You're saving that for when you come over to my palace, eh?
Good girl.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:15:44 EDT (#)
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ahahahahahaha
Insane - There will be nothing sordid about this, and there will be no video!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:15:38 EDT (#)
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we love you too
have a good evening.
Watch out for oncoming traffic!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:14:22 EDT (#)
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so when all you kids get together, for the Uberenglishsoiree, let me know how it goes. I think I read somewhere from Jordanna that you people will be able to verify her womanhood... However you go about that, I WANT THE VIDEO I WANT THE VIDEO I WANT THE VIDEO I WANT THE VIDEO
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:13:21 EDT (#)
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Over and Out.
Catch you in the morning guys.
And Thanks.
If it werent for you I wouldnt have come back to kick some
Uber ass in the future.
Which I will. Just picking the right moment.
And it will be in the general direction of reallybored and QueenAshlee.
Watch this space.
I have love for you guys.
J xx
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:11:30 EDT (#)
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apollo-
actually, I simply forgot to direct that comment at jordanna in response to :
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:59:24 (#)
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You can call me what ever you like as long as its
NOT IN FRENCH SO I CANT UNDERSTAND IT!!
Thanks for the tips.
---------------------------
We are on the same page, Dark Prince.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:07:59 EDT (#)
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You misunderstand Dark Prince.
It is a perfect translation.
I was just laughing at seeing it in French, caught me unawares.
I love it!
*sumamente perturbado*
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:03:43 EDT (#)
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so you CAN'T understand it? I think that's the point. ;-)
Hint: Anything said in French is probably either about football, drinking, computers, your body, you, sex...
3 of those, your guess.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:02:20 EDT (#)
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Okay!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:01:26 EDT (#)
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Jordanna, you were in an auto accident over the weekend?
Tell us about that! You feeling ok?
Apollo- I remember someone referring to us as the *deeply disturbed* two (only reason I didn't behead him on the spot was he's a friend) and that is what *a derange extremement* translates to. Well "disturbed deeply." I don't think highly is used in this context in the French language. Can you come up with a more literal translation?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:59:24 EDT (#)
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You can call me what ever you like as long as its
NOT IN FRENCH SO I CANT UNDERSTAND IT!!
Thanks for the tips.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:56:09 EDT (#)
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*a derange extremement*
Oh man, I nearly shat myself laughing at that!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:54:45 EDT (#)
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Elle peut etre la mere a notre *a derange extremement* progeniture.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:51:00 EDT (#)
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Insane : Parfaitement mon ami, parfaitement.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:47:59 EDT (#)
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bonjour, sexy. le besoin pour aller le dos mon endroit et avoir une boisson? J'ai
recu un roomate chaud et nous pourrions avoir un menege a trois! Que ya dit-il?
simon! mucha chacachaca
las tetas como montanas y chocha tan larga como los lagos
trabajo en un ensayo (de espanol) sobre cortazar,
sabe algo alguien?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:43:47 EDT (#)
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Jordy (can I call you Jordy) you could write about your car crash, how you responded, how you felt, whether you have seen the funny side of it now etc.
If you get chance I would like it if you read my first post. It didn't get any recognition apart from Iddqd, Insane and Streetpunk, although I do respect their opinions above anyone elses on here.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1057927402389021733
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:43:28 EDT (#)
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Jordanna, I have several ideas for things you can post...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:42:26 EDT (#)
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Apollo- Elle fera nos taches bien, oui?
Parfait pour nos besoins.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:42:08 EDT (#)
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pretty sweet for a first post
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:41:38 EDT (#)
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Im up for that. Itll piss all the people that slated me.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:41:15 EDT (#)
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at the rate this one is going, it should surpass the NET eventually
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:39:16 EDT (#)
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I spent the whole weekend trying to think of something to post.
Something clever. I had a shit weekend.
Nothing clever came.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:39:05 EDT (#)
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Right for the last time.
The NET is an acronym for the Never Ending Thread which erm ended 6 days ago, Bart decided it had got big enough.
Now that had something like 2500 responses and 14,000 hits.
Insane and I were suggesting that we attempt to get this thread to that level.
Just for the fuck of it.
This post is already bigger than the NET : Reloaded.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:35:57 EDT (#)
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or maybe a sailor's outfit
it depends on the f-holes
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:34:17 EDT (#)
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yes, I believe that's the consensus here, whether some like to admit it or not.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:32:53 EDT (#)
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if i had a fiddle that fit, i'd dress it up in coveralls too
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:30:05 EDT (#)
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Sorry but you are fucking fit.
In my dads words 'Your fitter than a butchers dog!'
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:29:34 EDT (#)
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Apollo....what that??
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:28:28 EDT (#)
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Tart - Ah, I just read your first review on this post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:28:01 EDT (#)
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The Neverending Thread (14420 hits)
Category: None
Rating: 1.33 on 2543 reviews (View all ratings)
Submitted by Anthony Rizzo <rizzo.at.efmovie.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-30 23:39:57
We have a looooooong way to go!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:25:39 EDT (#)
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ha ha
Now if only someone would come and bring me some food, for chrissakes. I'm hungry damnit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:24:20 EDT (#)
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LONG LIVE THE FTEO!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:24:03 EDT (#)
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Jordanna : The NET is the Never Ending Thread, always on Most Hated.
Insane : For shizzle my nizzle.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:20:09 EDT (#)
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Anyway, what the fucks going on? This was for my eyes only! Everybody get out! Get out now!
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:09:03 EDT (#)
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i love you
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:06:53 EDT (#)
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i meant: we should post a lot to this thread, making it massive. that is all.
Apollo you mizzle lizzle to tizzle lizzle thizzle, nizzle.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:06:45 EDT (#)
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What is N.E.T.? Something to do with .Net?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:04:39 EDT (#)
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Insane - Do what??
Tart - oooooh, arent we touchy about our backslang?
I think mine must be different to yours.
What the fuck??? why am I writing about backslang.
Who cares??!!!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:02:01 EDT (#)
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yes it is like the neverending thread, just used by many less people!
What say we put this one up there into N.E.T. realm, review by review?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:00:55 EDT (#)
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turks, ahh yes. I ran into quite a few of them in Germany.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:00:17 EDT (#)
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Have you heard yourself?! Your not even doing it right!
Replace the vowels with 'aeg'. I dont know how its spelt, pronounced 'a-ger'.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:56:57 EDT (#)
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Tart - That was soooo much more pathetic than my attempt!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:55:13 EDT (#)
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This is getting like the neverending thread!
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:49:40 EDT (#)
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Backslang isn't the same written down, no. I usually prefer watching it though. All those tongue curling 'l's...
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:47:38 EDT (#)
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Faeguck aegoff waegankaeger.
Probably guess what that says....
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:47:24 EDT (#)
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whallagot?! Yulagoo callagant spelageek balagack salagang??
Fuckin pathetic isnt it.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:46:21 EDT (#)
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I can but I cant write it........
And turks, palestinians, hindus, muslims, seikhs etc all fall into the same catergory - PAKIS
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:44:44 EDT (#)
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Jordanna: For real?
Go on then.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:43:54 EDT (#)
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I can talk backslang!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:43:49 EDT (#)
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Fucking pakis.
I am genuinely not fundementally racist but Paki's and Turks really test my patience.
Anyone else, sound. Them, M16.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:43:28 EDT (#)
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OK, I made that bit up. I thought the borders didn't stop languages down there, I'm not sure.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:41:11 EDT (#)
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sec: I believe that they speak Urdu, no?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:41:01 EDT (#)
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Jord, chill. English only from now on!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:40:29 EDT (#)
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ok right.
That comment about pakis really made me laugh, tartpumper.
We have them here too in my city, but a lot more are bangolis, indians and palestinians
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:40:07 EDT (#)
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stop it stop it stop it!!
Tart, are you there???
Talk to me baby!!
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:39:56 EDT (#)
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Now you're confused. We've been through French, German and Spanish. No Pakistani.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:39:05 EDT (#)
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apollo, mi amigo mejor... que hizo usted hoy?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:38:57 EDT (#)
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Good point.
English only from now on. It is after all God's own language.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:38:22 EDT (#)
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Si, concuerdo.
Las mujeres son mucho mas hermosas, tambien!
jajaja
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:36:54 EDT (#)
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Stop it. You sound like the pakis where I live who refuse to speak English.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:35:13 EDT (#)
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"the language of the chicken"
Qu'est-ce que c'est ? Je suis confus. Ich kann Deutsches sprechen. Deutscher ist eine interessante Sprache. ¿Quizás usted preferiría español? Saben cocinar el pollo en España.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:32:40 EDT (#)
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Prefiero el español. Es un idioma mucho más emotivo. Más el español son personas mucho más agradables.
Tart : Okay mate! Chill winston.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:31:06 EDT (#)
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Je consens. Cependant parfois c'est bon souligner que seulement parce que nous ne devons pas parler de langues étrangères nous pouvons. Généralement nous n'avons pas besoin d'à comme anglais est si dominant.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:29:51 EDT (#)
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Fuck off speaking the language of the chicken.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:26:28 EDT (#)
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Juste la raison habituelle des anglais parlant une langue étrangère alors. J'ai pensé que le plan habituel était parlent lentement et élèvent votre voix ?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:25:58 EDT (#)
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Ne pas nous confondre pour les lettres. Nous sommes des infideles stupides.
Nous aimons les seins!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:23:53 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha "et les vagins mouillés" hahahaha Je Consens
qualité, mon ami. qualité
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:23:40 EDT (#)
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Sec : parce que nous sommes ignorants et essayant d'apparaître intelligent
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:21:26 EDT (#)
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Est-ce que là une belle fille est-elle sous ces combinaisons, n'est là pas ? Pourquoi parlez-vous d'elle en français ?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:20:43 EDT (#)
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Most heated?
Not a bad first post!
My first post barely registered on the Uber scale.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:19:51 EDT (#)
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et les vagins mouillés
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:18:27 EDT (#)
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les seins, les seins
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:15:02 EDT (#)
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I wont.
I did.
But I had a shitty weekend and it pissed me off.
Back to my normal hard faced self.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:12:15 EDT (#)
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JORDANNA, I hope that you didn't let what people said get to you.
I have no idea where all that unbridled hatred came from , as I am NEVER that way to anyone! Me, rude? Doesn't happen.
You have weathered the baptism by fire, it's the first step.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:12:14 EDT (#)
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Oi stop it!!
I wanna play and I dont speak french!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:09:21 EDT (#)
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Et les fesses.
les fesses- les fesses- les fesses!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:08:18 EDT (#)
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Insane : Oui.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:07:57 EDT (#)
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Ahh its French. I have automatically deleted all knowledge of France from my brain because I hate France.
Sorry!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:06:44 EDT (#)
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apollo- concourir?
Pot Noodle, bacon flavored. sounds... appetizing.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:04:35 EDT (#)
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Oui, oui. ... Je consens.
J'ai besoin de voir des photos des seins.
:-)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:02:44 EDT (#)
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Yuk, pot noodle.
Im glad your back. Insane and Apollo are talking in funny words.
Confusion.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:01:51 EDT (#)
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Nous sommes le plus qualifié, n'est pas?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:01:41 EDT (#)
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And it should be a paddling pool filled with whipped cream and your all handcuffed so you have to use your mouths.
I'll shut up now before my imagination carries me away.....
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:59:50 EDT (#)
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Im here! Sorry I was eating a new bacon flavour pot noodle.
Anyway, if naked fights are going to come about, it should between you and your friends from the photo! You all look like the new atomic kitten.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:59:36 EDT (#)
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apollo- Nous la dirons?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:56:43 EDT (#)
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Insane : Natch.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:56:35 EDT (#)
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Tell Me tell me tell me tell me!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:55:53 EDT (#)
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Sounds great apollo. Nude fight needed, with none other than ourselves as the *highly disturbed* judges.
Extra points for sexual favors?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:54:44 EDT (#)
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Jordanna, I will tell you anything your heart desires, don't worry.
20 years old, such a ripe age. Hopefully not too spoiled for our purposes, eh Apollo?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:53:40 EDT (#)
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The process of indoctrination is indeed a long, precise one.
She definitely has the raw materials, to wit :
Slightly exhibitionist.
Confident.
Quirky.
Fantastic breasts.
I think her and Tuts should have a naked fight to the death, well at least to the badly bruised, to see who gets to *rule* once we sieze power.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:50:01 EDT (#)
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Tell me tell me tell me
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:44:01 EDT (#)
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Occupany sure.
What say you as for choices? J, yes yes?
She seems like she might do just fine. Perhaps a *highly disturbed* task is in order, just to be on the safe side?
Maybe we should wait until she is helplessly indoctrinated into our fold before telling all of her true duties.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:41:14 EDT (#)
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Novel ideas, novel ideas Dark Prince.
New York and Coventry?
I was hoping that you would rule with an Iron Fist more lands than that! I am going to be occupying a lot of my time in countries of the Latin persuasion, leaving many, many places for you.
We shall have to divy some up for our gimps, if they prove themselves worthy of this distinction of course.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:40:26 EDT (#)
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Insane : Tuts is a difficult one, we have given her chance after chance to prove her loyalty, I think perhaps she should be put on probation and demoted to senior gimp.
Which would leave a vacancy for an acting head gimp?
Candidates?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:37:17 EDT (#)
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Insane, when the Dark Princes decide, we will disband the sham of democracy in all the western countries.
United we will be under the flag of mayhem, and you, my loyal cohort, will be Ruler of wherever you choose, and I, as your humble servant request only New York and Coventry to be my personal fiefdom's.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:37:06 EDT (#)
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Tart, where are you???
BACK UP!!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:35:43 EDT (#)
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Glad to know you are still my top fan Jordanna.
Your new title, pending appointment to our secret organization, is "Top Fan of Top Asshole."
Apollo, what say you regarding tuts?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:34:31 EDT (#)
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Yes, PLEASE put our Government in it's place Apollo. Special Legislative Session? Emergency Law Making Week? State of Florida in dire need of Legislative relief?
Bullshit, I don't even know what those words mean.
;-)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:30:18 EDT (#)
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Well the other two girls that work in my department
have both got new jobs and have left.
I wonder how long it'll take the company
to figure out that this department has come to a halt.
3 weeks and countin......
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:26:39 EDT (#)
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I'm glad it's not just me that sits here surfing all day. At lunchtimes I have a break and play Delta Force.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:20:05 EDT (#)
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I too have done fuck all.
I sometimes wonder what I used to do all day before I found Uber.
Work probably.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:16:06 EDT (#)
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Well I have done nothing today. In fact, I have turned my phone off.
I wonder if anyone will notice.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:13:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:34:04 (#)
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Im a professional Internet user, I get payed to play on the internet all day.
Well Im supposed to fix people who work for BT's pc's, over the phone, but as soon as you answer a call its 'Try rebooting it' and while its rebooting get back to reading ubersite/finding things that entertain me and friends at work.
Easy.
Ignore that, I hate ignorant people who ring up and talk to me like shit. GRRRRR
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:10:27 EDT (#)
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Nah, you can never be too enthusiastic!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:08:04 EDT (#)
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Hell Yeah!! Thats the shit right there!!
That was a little enthusiastic wasnt it??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:03:42 EDT (#)
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CHEESEDICK - Leave the lady alone.
<Apollo handles his business>
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:02:50 EDT (#)
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Insane, don't make me bring down the US *government*, if they are going to be taking up too much of your time and distracting you from your real *duties* I will have to cause insurrection.
We all know who really runs the ominverse.
Never mind........
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:01:34 EDT (#)
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Cheesy - Thats nice. But you can keep your will to yourself ta.
Insane - Still your top fan mate.
Apollo - This our first check..... u ready??
BACK UP!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:57:35 EDT (#)
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oh, ok I have seen what you refer to, the post mocking you.
I wouldn't worry about it, worse things are said about me everyday.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:56:46 EDT (#)
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that should have been willy
i would like to rub my willy all over your face
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:55:41 EDT (#)
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I would like to rub my will on your face
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:55:28 EDT (#)
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cosmopolitans for lunch, eh? Boy do I wish. Hopefully, I will get lunch today, right now it's looking doubtful.
Apollo-
Yes, if I am in chamber then I won't do much Ubering. During committee meetings though I will be round.
Run ins? What's that I hear?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:54:57 EDT (#)
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Nark, erm, someone who kicks off regularly.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:54:05 EDT (#)
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'If I yell 'BACK UP!!' you have to come ok?? '
Do you mean cum or come?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:53:37 EDT (#)
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whats a nark?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:50:43 EDT (#)
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""Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:49:16 (#)
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haha that made no sense.
nor do i feel obligated to explain. """
Ahhh, nothing like lunchtime drinking to turn a person into a nark!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:49:16 EDT (#)
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haha that made no sense.
nor do i feel obligated to explain.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:48:32 EDT (#)
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ah, whatever....I had a couple of cosmopolitans with my lunch
and im a little floaty now.
If I yell 'BACK UP!!' you have to come ok??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:39:36 EDT (#)
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Myself and Ashlee have had our run ins. She is alright though just very ouspoken. Online at least.
I, however, am a cock in real life too!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:35:22 EDT (#)
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Tart : You are the hardest one.
I, however, am sneaky and *highly disturbed* -
Insane : Alright mate, I have e-mailed you. Does that mean less ubering for the boy michael?
Uber-bouncers, I like that!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:34:43 EDT (#)
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Uh oh. Im back.
I was all hurt and withdrawn this morning.
I can feel a big
FUCK YOU
rising steadily.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:32:50 EDT (#)
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QueenAshley - Real nice person.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:31:20 EDT (#)
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Im the hardest one though.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:29:33 EDT (#)
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Insane - Hey!!
Apollo and Tartpumper are looking after me.
They are my uberbouncers.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:25:15 EDT (#)
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Hey Apollo, how's it going? How was the weekend? Session starts today in the senate, work work work.
Jordanna- Saw you were considering leaving. Don't.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:18:01 EDT (#)
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Apollo - Yep your right, I have no intention of passing it on to the vat twat.
Tart - Im very happy for you mate.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:14:17 EDT (#)
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Dodgy. I could go to 'Perfect 10's' in Preston and get a dance for 10mins for £10.
I get to see her tits and fanny as well.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:13:38 EDT (#)
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VAT - AAAAAAAhahahaahhaahaaaa. I'm from merseyside, as if !!!
Also I suspect that you just do that so you can charge an extra 17.5% and that you have no intention whatsoever to pass that on to the VAT-twat.
Try not to do 'work' please.
You have been assimilated to uber now. You are part of the collective.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:11:34 EDT (#)
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Sorry Guys, had to do some "work".
Apollo - Well first Id check out the competition, Other agencies that provide for the area, or other quotes you had. Then I'd have a guess at what your budget is, and then quote you higher than I expect you want to pay, but lower than the competition. That way I can let you knock me down and it makes the client feel that he got a good deal. A dancer to do 4 x 20 min spots will probably set you back at the lowest between £50 - £80, then plus my commission, Vat, and expenses.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:07:37 EDT (#)
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£50 quid to see you in a rubber dress?
Nah.
I'll give you £50 if you can stretch a condom over your head whilst wanking to INXS videos.
How's that?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 08:03:50 EDT (#)
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Give me £50 and I'll pull my old rubber dress on for you Apollo.
You should see me when Im dancing. I mean really dancing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 07:53:50 EDT (#)
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Right, so, let's pretend I am a DJ and I want to hire some 'dancers' to 'dance' at my party/gig/show, what would it cost me?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 07:24:42 EDT (#)
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Tell you what Shaynene, your mates are fucking gorgeous as well. Are they your 'bitches'? haha
Are they part of the band?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:55:34 EDT (#)
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But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me....
What's your favourite song you do then?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:46:44 EDT (#)
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Its covers actually.
We do Jumpin Jaks and places like that.
And I mean Podium Dancing. For big dj's , stuff like that.
Haha Im a Pimp . . . .
I dont know what ya heard about me....
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:45:47 EDT (#)
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Is your band called Girls Aloud?
haha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:44:16 EDT (#)
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Insane should be around soon, he usually get ubering around now.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:44:12 EDT (#)
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'Really, its a shambles, but I make money and my girls get work. '
Haha you sound like a pimp!
Im in Preston, home of the Mighty Preston North End!
Who got beat in the ninety-fuckin-third-fucking minute on Saturday. By Reading, to make it worse.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:42:50 EDT (#)
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You're a motherfucking P.I.M.P !!
Next time you are in the wirral/merseyside/chester neck of the woods let me know!
What kind of music? Got to be cheesy girly sugababe type shit, no?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:39:06 EDT (#)
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Monday to friday - Database Administrator.
Dont actually know what Im supposed to do, So I dont do it.
Weekends - Im in a band. We Gig up and down the UK.
Which is why u should tell me where you are, and when Im near you you can come to a gig!!
I also i also have a dance agency that I attempt to run in an orderly fashion on my own.
Really, its a shambles, but I make money and my girls get work.
Who gives a fuck about the tax man, right??
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:36:10 EDT (#)
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I'm a porn star.
And it IS as good as it sounds.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:34:04 EDT (#)
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Im a professional Internet user, I get payed to play on the internet all day.
Well Im supposed to fix people who work for BT's pc's, over the phone, but as soon as you answer a call its 'Try rebooting it' and while its rebooting get back to reading ubersite/finding things that entertain me and friends at work.
Easy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:33:54 EDT (#)
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I am a technical consultant to the nuclear industry.
Which IS as boring as it sounds!
You?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:30:23 EDT (#)
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Im 20. I was 18.
Done alot of things in my not-many-years.
Which doesnt include having a sex change I might add.
beginning to see the humourous side now.
Just a bit pissed this morning.
Fucking arsewipes!!
tart - Yeh your probably right. got rid of 2 people who i devoted all my
Time, love, and respect to that totally didnt deserve me.
What do you guys do for a living??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:29:01 EDT (#)
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I can't see it at work, i have e-mailed the link home though.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:25:49 EDT (#)
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Probably for the better though. Shit happens for a reason.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:25:48 EDT (#)
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Shit day indeed.
Running a pub? You don't look old enough, how old are you (if you don't mind me asking).
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:25:14 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha,
Apollo & Tart, have you seen that post of the white Kid rapping...
ahahahahahaha
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:24:06 EDT (#)
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Yeh.
She aborts.
6 months late, Im non the wiser and agree to help him run a pub together and we move in.
She moves to London so I cant find her.
Then I found out.
That was a shit day.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:12:11 EDT (#)
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Fuck me that is harsh.
I take it a royal ass kicking ensued?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:11:13 EDT (#)
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Been there my friend.
He was partner of 5 years.
She was best friend of 12 years.
Together, They were pregnant.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 06:05:31 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha. Girls when they crash definitely go to pieces.
I have an ex who cried all day when her car got dinted.
That's why she is an ex.
Oh and the fact that she fucked my mate.
Cow.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:57:38 EDT (#)
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Ahaha
Apollo, you made me smile.
Yeh Im ok.
Never crashed before. Dont think I wanna do that again.
I was a pathetic girl over it all. Cried a river and my dad had to rescue me.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:51:16 EDT (#)
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I'm nice to those who deserve it. Ask around, I'm quite a kind girl.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:50:19 EDT (#)
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Cant answer that for fear of offending some NICE people.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:47:46 EDT (#)
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Out of curiosity, who are the first and second?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:46:48 EDT (#)
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And you're a better person for being honest!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was supposed to say "Shit one." Full stop. Statement not question. I was not asking if your car is shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You crashed your car? Shit one?
I take it you are okay though?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your the third ugliest girl on Ubersite you know.......
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not at all. I'm happy with myself. And, unlike this one, I can take a bit of ribbing about my appearance. I've got self-confidence.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo -
Havent had the best weekend.
Crashed my car yesterday.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, the other post was harsh, especially on a Monday. Especially if you have been partaking in illegal substances over the weekend and you have a downer on yourself anyway. Which I haven't, honest, I didn't do it, Officer, I am begging you let me go, pleeeease.
<pulls himself together>
Erm, anyway, erm.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bet you wish you looked like her though?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll notice that I refrained from making any comments regarding her appearance except to point out that her rack is uneven.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not jealous, I'm amused.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am slowly but surely falling in love with reallybored.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Queens a teenie bit jealous of anyone who is better looking than her.
Which is everyone.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great work, guys!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066416232467329493#223575
You've all done me proud.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheers guys. But have you seen that other post??
Thats fuckin harsh to see about yourself Monday Morning.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-20 04:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'You iz well fit'
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 04:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Jordanna, don't listen to those pricks, they are nothing. Nobody. Wankstains.
They dress up in their mums panties and crack off to their dad mowing the lawn.
Or some shit like that.
Oh and by the way, Obie Trice, Cheers = Awesome.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-20 04:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Really. enough of the jokes. Im not a man. It is my belly button, and erm...
FUCK YOU if you think otherwise.
Im comfortable enough with my self , my soul, and my own body to admit if I were
anything else.
Sorry to dissappoint you, but Im all woman.
Ill be leaving now.
Dont expect me back.
Arseholes.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-19 18:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066493582831532485
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2003-10-19 12:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the "truth"
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066416232467329493
Submitted by Nudger (user info) at 2003-10-19 12:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh m God. *THAT* is an erect penis sticking out the top of her trousers, isn't it?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-19 11:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a penis popping through?
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-10-18 23:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tranny
Submitted by FREE (user info) at 2003-10-18 16:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit she's got a boner!!!
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-10-18 04:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell "Jordanna"?? I make a post with your name in it and you don't even stop by to say "hi"?? That ain't cool.
-Bus
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-18 02:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have give you +2 but there was a distinct lack of camel toe.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:56:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is everyone hitting on this person??? Can you not see the erect penis head poking out of the zipper???
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Wow, I thought that was the shadow of a belly button...but now that i tilt my head...
This is fucking great.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:08:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Theres nothing too great about being blonde belle.(attempting to be brave, and blatently lying to myself and others alike.) I myself and converting to brunette this very weekend. (expecting support as i am shitting myself.)
_________________________________
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! u must stay blonde, u must. how dare you even think of becoming a brunette.
why change what is already perfect?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHA this was a hell of a set-up
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And apologizing for posting and posting anyway is pointless.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This pic looks really bad when you see it the right way.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree, no more Pisting, that goes for everyone.
Submitted by Velouria (user info) at 2003-10-17 15:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pist a pic huh?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 15:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't been following.
Is this this week's latest slore?
Submitted by Apathesia (user info) at 2003-10-17 14:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No no no no no...Not blonde, not brunette. GO RED, BABY!
Do it for us. Do it for you. Do it for your country. But best of all, JUST DO IT.
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2003-10-17 14:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not only is she a he, it's got a toothpick in it's mouth.
Now that's fucked up.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-17 14:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cute.
Now lets see if your mind hits the same high standard as your body.
You said you were going brunnette? Good for you, brunnettes are generally hotter than blondes.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is everyone hitting on this person??? Can you not see the erect penis head poking out of the zipper???
SHE'S A MAN BABY, YEAH!
-Bus
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im a dick. I meant reviews, not hits.
Submitted by Choppa (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristy Swan, eat your heart out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I went to sleep at 5 AM. I woke up at 1 PM. In that time, this post managed to gt 193-odd hits. Wow.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-17 13:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hey, baby.
lets say you and I get together sometime?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106640036434596006
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexual.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-17 12:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you say that you posted the wrong picture. so is this you or what?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, that last +2 doesent mean that one can simply attain higher ratings simply by
A) being female
B) being blonde
C) showing skin
.... but this +2 does.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[drooling]
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, this post bumped mine down on the Most Heated List. Fuck you!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice boobies.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have a great weekend, one and all.
I am in for a busy workday, Senate goes back into Session yet again next week.
Jordanna-
The photo I received from Apollo had one girl, brunette and dark eyes in the center, rainbow straps criss crossing chest and another, lighter haired, lighter eyed girl on the right side, about half her face showing.
jordan.jpg is file name
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im off too.
To sum up, Jordanna, as Ali G would say 'you iz well fit'
Have a good weekend all
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Insane, what did the photo look like??
iT DOESNT SOUND LIKE YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE.
oops capslock!!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Over and out people. Im off to get drugged up to my eyeballs.
Love Y'all
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 12:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw the photo, which girl are you? I am assuming the one who's face is showing, or is there something more to it and I just need to learn to use a computer?
There's one with part of her face showing too.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did Milton Keynes aswell!!
I went on Sunday.
Got soaked. Lost my car.
Found it again 3 hrs later at approx 2 am.
Got sick, wrecked my clothes.
I do it all again.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could charge people rent to live in your belly button.
+1 for the cleavage
+1 for -2ing yourself
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see why it wouldn't be released there. You guys get most everything else Hollywood puts out, as long as it is hitting a lot of venues here, don't you?
Thanks for forwarding, off to check the email.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right ladies and gentlemen (and Dark Princes) I am off now.
The weekend has landed as Pete Tong would have it.
Listen out for a mate of mine, Andy G, possibility he will be on Westwood tonight! That would be cool.
Insane : Have a good *disturbed* weekend.
Catch y'all on the flip.
Apollo.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The cronic, cronic 2001 cool. But dont forget people like 50 and ice cube.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I havent seen this?? When is it releasing??
Spose we'll get it about a year after you guys.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so did I jord.
Milton Keynes bowl on the saturday. that was fucking awesome!
Hot day, plenty of drugs, beer and hip-hop.
As NWA once said "Today was a good day"
Insane : No? If so that would be cool! You reckon it will be released in our excuse of a country?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tart - Your comment on that post about the football team of foreign guys......
Have you ever read 'The Mothman Prophecies'??
Not the film, the book??
If not, U may find it of some interest, It is a documentry,
and has lots of references to your london boys.
I think you should read it.
May freak you out a little.
And Kate Lawler does NOT have tits like Lauren.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kate Lawler is about to feel your left breast.
Amazing.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to all go out and buy Westside Connection - Bow Down. Its the best hip hop album ever
What the fuck did I just say 'buy' for? Who the fuck buys cd's?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tart : I have it. Spank you hairy crutch.
Michael, it is on the way.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thugs mansion , fucking great album indeed!
Have you seen advertisements for the upcoming cinematic remembrance of tupac?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its pronounced Shay neen.
See, this is why i use my middle name!!
stick with Jordanna.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep, Em is Dre's prodigy.
Love them both . Im a massive Hip Hop fan
Saw Em Couple of months ago.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matthew, Rez, Jamie, Shaynene (how the fuck is that pronounced?!) - Check your emails
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Eminem was executive producer on the Cheers LP?
Although Em is just a pale shadow of Dre when producing - for now.
You are right though, Dre can make anyone hot.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Obie Trice - Cheers
Its awesome. But as with all Dre productions you can tell its Dre.
I feel that some tracks could have been done by 50 just as well,
almost like it doesnt matter who spits on it, because it scream of dre.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Shaynene, not bad for a first post. Have a look at the most heated list.
the girl on the right looks like.....no.....actually....is the fucking spitting image of Kate Lawler!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes mate, i have replied to your hotmail.
Try, jamiek88.at.tiscali.co.uk
jamiek88.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep!
The cd has worn through in my car!
I LOVE Thugs Mansion, Warrior, Get Down erm track 2 (the name escapes me it is produced by Eminem which shocked me - the one with the chorus the goes "If Virgin Mary had an abortion.....".
Gold, pure gold.
Just bought the Obie Trice cd, not listened to it yet though.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you got another address Jamie lad?
Thats three security warnings! Even after I zipped it. Your firewall is gay
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, Once again you are right,
Illmatic is Brilliance.
Have you got Godson??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was blocked by the firewall at work, I have asked Tart to resend to my home addresses but so far, no joy.
:-(
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im trying Apollo but all I get are security warnings! Ooops, winzip should do the trick.......
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, there could be concealed weapons in there. Apollo, frisk her!
Eu amigo, I checked my email, once again. Where is said photo?
:-)
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you sure that its a camels toe. ??????
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yes indeedy, camels motherfucking toe!
http://www.camel-toe.net/whatisacameltoe.htm
Jordanna, have you ever listened to Illmatic? Nas' breakthrough cd?
Got it today, fucking quality.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is not!!
Its just the way that material has creased.
FUCK OFF!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just noticed the camels toe!!!
AHHHAAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo:
Who?
What?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its a jump suit honey bunny.
And yes, I wear it when I go out,
and yes it looks hella cool,
if not a little strange.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shayenne isn't that the new porsche 4x4 ? ;-)
Submitted by Geoff_Calculator (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice tits beyatch
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You do look well fit.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also Jordanna, are you wearing a modified boiler suit with a zip down the middle?
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Handcream on the old musket hey!! That will guarantee you a quick conclusion to proceedings...
As for Coventry, well like i said, it's a squallid hell-hole. I would rather Preston for christs sake!! Or why not go razzle dazzle, and visit London, that way it's really easy for me!! Isn't Kate Lawler that bird of big brother, the one that now presents a show on "london's capital FM", that is talks with Andy Peters in between the adverts.
Can you mail me this other pic you've got Tart, i fancy a gander and perhaps a "champagne" wank using some lubrcating, moisturising hand lotion. Certified quality wankage coupled with a baby-soft penis for all the family to enjoy.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh her?? Which one looks like her??
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 11:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KAte Lawler - The sexy girl who won Big Brother and is now on Rise on Channel 4 in the mornings
And I know your name because thats what it said in the email.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tart - How du know my name??
im freaked!!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is Kate Lawler?? I think that might imply im not friends with her.
which im not.
most definately.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You will be pissed Matt so fuck it. After seeing this picture Shaynene (if I am worthy enough to call her by that) has sent me, I REALLY want to go to Coventry.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a god. It worked.
Apollo - Get your hand cream out. This girl is F-I-N-E.
And mates with Kate Lawler?! is that Kate Lawler? Honestly?
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats this talk of uber UK piss-ups?? My only problem with this would be a) i am unemployed after 17 years in education, and have no money b) it would be a little weird meeting with people who i have only liased with on a computer screen.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry, no computer skills required for most nefarious schemes we will be sending your way.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tart - I attached it. try your hotmail again. this is why i fucking loathe computers!!
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats the one that advised my little sister to have a date with you.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now momanlad is here:
Are we going to organise a Uber UK meeting/piss up and wreck a hotel?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im a geek? Thats funny considering your sister used to wait outside my house in case she saw me getting changed.
Shes fit though
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice set of bristols. Not sure about the size of the picture and the fact that it's sideways, but hey, i make my fair share of boobs (arf arf) on here.
Not to worry, i wasn't with my lovely missus i would consider letting you buy me a drink
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They are all spoken for. And they think your a geek.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No I should be balls deep in your sister.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha you should be in the boozer.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The email didnt work love, send it again as an attachment. Fuck knows how yahoo do it but its not working.
Absolutley gutted.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*lubes up fist.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I sit next to tartpumper at work and he has fucked off for the day and left me here till 5:30, he did say that he may look at the ubersite when he is at home tho.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
xlisacatx I know, apologies, Did you read my statement at the top. Ill post something worthwhile as soon as I think of something worthwhile, to make up for this crappy post, I promise.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Antoher pretty face associated to a name I know nothing about. Oh well, it's always nice to see a beautiful woman in the morning.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Nat,
I know Im sorry, I promise not to post again until I have something worthwhile to say.
Yes going dark is harder.
Im really nervous. Its pathetic but I cant help it.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw, why do I feel a little disappointed?
Eh but I like ya. Whatever :) You dye that hair! I think it would be fun. I'd never do it though, so I'll live vicariously through you. Do you mind? Going darker's easier than lighter, isn't it? You could get the stuff that washes out. If you hate it, it'll go away anyway. If you like it, you can get the permanent stuff. The most adventurous things I've done with my hair were to cut it to chin length once and dye it an inperceptively (im- ?) different shade of dark red another time. I'm such a rebel.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rear loading bay... hahahaha ok, conceded.
Looks like we're in for a helluva match tonight folks. One the home side of the field we have Jordanna of Coventry, looking fit and with her gameface on.
The challengers, taking the away side, are Apollo88 of Liverpool and Insanethemind of Tallahassee.
Who will strike first?
Apollo to kickoff...
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reallybored.....I commend you. I thought your -1 was quite fitting. As you will see if you bother to read the apology at the top of my post, I -2ed myself.
So I fully agree with you.
Although i feel my ability to use these baffleing computer thingies to attach photos shouldnt really reflect on your rating.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nene34d.at.yahoo.com
????????
Is that a reference to your booooooobies?
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you send it to anthony.portley.at.bt.com as well please?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, its only a hardcore pornography website. ;-)
As if I would do that!!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reallybored.Connection Made. Thanks for the -1, Ill repay the compliment one day
You can be sure of that.
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Yeah, im sorry about that. Now that i think about it, i shouldnt give somebody a -1 just because they pulled a KS and posted a pic of themself with no story or anything as their first post. Especially considering the quality of your picture. Sideways and huge! Yep, a -1 just aint right.
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-2 sounds much better
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:06:05 EDT (#)
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If you photoshop it, would you send me a copy? Or post it??
I have to see.
nene34d.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:05:04 EDT (#)
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I sent it to jamie.2.bellatbt.com aswell now.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:01:15 EDT (#)
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hahahah Im gonna photshop it before I forward it Apollo!!! hahahahahaha
Joke. It might have white stuff on it though.......
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:01:05 EDT (#)
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Did anyone get it yet??
Apollo, whats ultrapasswords.com, better not be any dodgy website mofo.
And No, I wasnt on E,
But Yes, I wish I was
Reallybored.Connection Made. Thanks for the -1, Ill repay the compliment one day
You can be sure of that.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 10:00:04 EDT (#)
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ah it worked!
tartpumper @ hotmail.com
jamie.2.bell @ bt.com
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:59:23 EDT (#)
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right i will check it in abut 30 mins coz its banned at work.
And @ signs are banned. Thats another subject bart should addess......
Submitted by Montu (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:58:42 EDT (#)
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What is that near the zipper? That looks a little odd.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:57:23 EDT (#)
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ok, i did tartpumper.at.hotmail.com is this right?? write your @'s properly!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:57:23 EDT (#)
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Jord, you were well on E when that photo was taken.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:55:49 EDT (#)
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tart : forward it to me, you know the address! I will send it to insane and ultrapasswords.com
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:55:36 EDT (#)
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Reallybored......j.lo?? explain please.
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Diving neckline outfit - similar to J-LO's infamous dress. Make the connection??
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:55:07 EDT (#)
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try tartpumper.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:53:09 EDT (#)
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Erm....no its not jamie.2.bellatbt.com
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:52:31 EDT (#)
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Baggsi mouth. I would normally pick yours Apollo but Jordan is pretty!
Send this pic! 5 mins and counting.....
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:52:23 EDT (#)
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Tart - My picture is now in your email.ok people!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:51:12 EDT (#)
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bien sur!
I call the, how shall we say, rear loading bay?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:49:34 EDT (#)
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Of course I don't mind...
but I would prefer menage t' trois, mon ami.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:49:09 EDT (#)
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Tart, they aren't yours are they?
if they are you ma's i'll take em!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:47:48 EDT (#)
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Ive got some dirty pants. £5 to you Apollo?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:47:45 EDT (#)
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for sure.
prepare the *special drink*
you don't mind sloppy seconds do you?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:45:54 EDT (#)
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minging auld bird? hahahahahahaha
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:44:08 EDT (#)
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Tartpumper-
You ain't lyin buddy!
Apollo88-
What say you sneak this one over here in your luggage when you come in December?! That would make it an even more *highly disturbed* time.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:44:03 EDT (#)
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""Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:10:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
She's going to work out well, eh Jay?
Tuts is the head Gimp in our organisation, our "Premier serviteur", if you will.
Lately, she has been talking all sorts of rubbish - dissention in the ranks maybe? """
You are damned tooting.
There may soon be a vacancy for Tuts position.
Premier serviteur!!! That is quality.
Jordanna : I appreciate the sacrifice. Although next time some soiled panties will suffice. (Yours that is not some minging auld bird from a nursing home)
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:42:29 EDT (#)
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I really want to have a sex wrestle with you jordan
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:42:24 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha
But NO. Its a belly button. Does look a bit strange tho
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:41:26 EDT (#)
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Reallybored......j.lo?? explain please.
Ok, Ill try. hold in there, im not very good at stuff like this.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:39:50 EDT (#)
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Eu, guys...
AHEM. It better be forwarded on to me, Stat!
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:39:39 EDT (#)
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Question: Is that a belly button or a bellend???
Sorry but it looks like you have a hidden tool.
Do you?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:38:34 EDT (#)
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do it! e-mail it to tart!
E-mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail! mail! E-mail!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:36:03 EDT (#)
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Well email it tome then! Tell her jamie, i'll forward it to you for free wank material?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:35:15 EDT (#)
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Wasn't criticizing the use of a word, just asking.
Oh and - SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT!
:-)
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nice outfit J-lo......
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:30:58 EDT (#)
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Well in that case dont hang around when there is alcohol to be drunk.
You'll get one soon enough.
And I thought there is a rule about 1 post a day.
Oooh , your a bad influence arent you??
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:29:57 EDT (#)
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This is gonna be on the most heated list
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:26:43 EDT (#)
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winzip. http://www.winzip.com
If your gonna do it be quick, I go home (well the pub actually) in 15 mins
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:25:19 EDT (#)
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I cant my friend, the pics hold 2 many megabytey things to send with my email. Any way I can get round that?? I've tried shrinking it, that doesnt work.....
Submitted by JR (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:25:00 EDT (#)
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How old are you and do you want to get married?????/
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:20:55 EDT (#)
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Tell you what email it to me and I will forward onto Apollo and then he can send it to insane. Less people will see it then.
jamie.2.bell.at.bt.com
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:19:54 EDT (#)
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Yup I said Y'all. For no particular reason than I like saying it.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:18:51 EDT (#)
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uck, I cant do it. I cant put up another shitty post. Y'all have an idea of what i look like (apart from the double shin, that only happens when i do this stupid dance) I cant bring myself to do another. Illput a pic up with my first proper contribution.promise.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:18:35 EDT (#)
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do you really use the word ya'll?
I thought for a while that use of this contraction was limited to the US, specifically the south, silly me.
Interesting!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:15:17 EDT (#)
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Insane: Really? Am I the Chosen One??
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:14:06 EDT (#)
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ok, one last pic of me, if i get slated for attributing to all the shitty posts of late, y'all gotta take the blame ok??
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:10:14 EDT (#)
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She's going to work out well, eh Jay?
Tuts is the head Gimp in our organisation, our "Premier serviteur", if you will.
Lately, she has been talking all sorts of rubbish - dissention in the ranks maybe?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont listen! Stay blonde, they have more fun! Actually dont listen to me, I have a thing about blondes. I fucking hate gingers though Mick
Submitted by Scrawberry (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jordanna,
Go for it! Dye your hair brown! You're going to be pretty either way and you'll get to experience life through a new hue. If it would affect your looks, I would understand the hesitation, but you're cute! And like Nicole said, you can go back blonde if you don't like it.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:06:42 EDT (#)
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Are we gonna organise a piss up then or what?!
NB: Jordana wheres this other pic?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 09:03:04 EDT (#)
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Insanethemind - If it helps, I was in Greece at the time, hence the tan.
Pleeease, i need to know the TuTs reference in our convo yesterday.........Please??
Apollo....I wasnt being rude, i just wanted Insane to join the Convo. I have slaughtered a goat a s a sacrifice in your name.ok?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful when addressing the Dark Prince, Lord Apollo88. I am not the only Royalty around here.
I am still a little shocked here, you look awfully tan and "fit" for an English girl. ;-) We may have to see photos of you beside a town sign or something, proving where you live.
Sunbed? I need to get a membership at one myself, I am not as dark as I would like to be.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't worry about your hair. It is just hair and will grow back in time if you decide you don't like it. You can always die it back as well. Maybe you are just trying to prove to yourself that there stuff like that isn't important, that there is more to you than just looks. I say go for it. You can always go back but if you never try it, you'll regret it. Sorry that you posted the wrong picture. You look very pretty, though.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:49:02 EDT (#)
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You exercise regularly Apollo? Wow-- er I mean, yeah I was working out for 4 hours last night! My pecs and lats are so swollen, women just want to walk up and touch them. Men probably do too, but they just stare in awe usually, at the wonder that is Insanethemind.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:48:38 EDT (#)
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Can the dark prince not speak for himself??
And Apollo, would you be so kind as to explain the TuTs thing to me oh majestic one??
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:47:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:28:48 (#)
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Hey Insane - Betcha glad im your a fan now arent ya??
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Yes, I'm pleased, however I have had many a beautiful fan in my lifetime... what sets you apart from them? You must prove yourself.
Apollo,
Ideas?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:40:56 EDT (#)
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Perhaps it is because I am having trouble lifting my arms on account of doing too much at the gym last night.
My triceps hurt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:40:11 EDT (#)
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Wow what the fuck is up with my typing today?
I suck.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:38:51 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:28:48 (#)
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Hey Insane - Betcha glad im your a fan now arent ya?? ""
If by fan you mean slave/subject/toy toi be used and discarded at will, then yes the Dark Prince is probably most *pleased*.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:36:40 EDT (#)
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You're pretty cute, although you might be a little bit too horizontal for my taste.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:35:26 EDT (#)
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I most definately do have an accent.
As Belle's brtheren would put it....
I am a facking scarse cant.
Translation : I am a fucking scouse cunt.
Submitted by Trailblazer (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:32:10 EDT (#)
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Nice drive thru the country from Bromsgrove to Kidderminster. I've pulled many a dodgy overtaking move on many tractors along there.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:28:48 EDT (#)
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Hey Insane - Betcha glad im your a fan now arent ya??
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:26:37 EDT (#)
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Oh momma, indeed.
You're talking about cutting your hair?
Don't.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:21:42 EDT (#)
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actually I say Tooth - Toofe (I dont think Ive ever pronounced a word with TH in it properly my whole life).
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:20:24 EDT (#)
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I live over by Kiddy.
I like it here, its green one way and city t'other.
Jordana - I bet you do have an accent. I reckon I dont, but everyone thinks Im a cockney... so I must have.
I say Glass - Glarse and Tooth - TOOOOOOTH not T'th as they say up here (fucking weirdos).
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:18:26 EDT (#)
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Tart - Bishop Rawstorne, it's the C. of E. school in Croston just to the NW of Eccleston...
Scraw - that's nice, I don't think I will be moving to Louisianna, I didn't like it there too
much....maybe I'll make a post about the time I spent there as it was full of inmate labor and
much drinking in New Orleans.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Momma!!!
That made me have a sex wee.
Submitted by Trailblazer (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:17:19 EDT (#)
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Bellebrown, what area of Brum do you live in? I live in Redditch myself and work in Kings Norton.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:16:54 EDT (#)
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AAaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
The thought of lock stock n snatch in brummie......
ahahahahahahahaha
I dont think Im a poncey Midlander now.
I dont wear fake labels and I dont have the accent.
Its bizarre and I dont know why, but I really am devoid of the accent.
In fact I dont vare why, Im just happy that I dont have it.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:09:31 EDT (#)
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Awww you guys aren't so bad... I relocated up here for good so I cant fault it that much.
Its just that I moved up here from the centre of ponce fake gucci labels and find it hard to think of midlanders as wide boys.
Its the accent... you cant do it unless youre southern - Im sorry but its true.
Lock stock and snatch would have been a whole lot funnier if it had been done in a black country accent... but for different reasons.
Submitted by Scrawberry (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:08:28 EDT (#)
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Jimbobjoe-Lawdy, we have school uniforms here in Louisiana. Poor guy, you live in Iowa. Come down south!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:07:09 EDT (#)
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Bellebrown - I think i might be a poncey over dressed midlander. I hope not. But i think i might be.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:03:17 EDT (#)
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+2 for school uniforms!!!! YAY!!!!!
I'm sort of dissapointed now...no school uniform...what horrid school did you attend?
I think we should implement school uniforms here in America...I'm not in school anymore
but it sure would have been nice while I was...
The funny thing about America is that it's the size of 50 Englands. Parts of it are all right,
but parts of it just plain suck...I live in Iowa. Guess which part that is.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:02:21 EDT (#)
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What school Jim? Tarleton? Leyland?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-17 08:02:08 EDT (#)
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Ha Ha yeah... all come to Birmingham, you can all stay at my house.
£75.00 per night per person.
If you're sick on my floor you can pay for the valet bill.
Breakfast is NOT included and neither is bedding or sleeping clothes and/or someone to hold your hand while you vomit all the beer you've consumed.
Small endangered animals and disabled/mental pets will NOT be accepted as means of payment.
Cash only guys.
I recommend Tiger Tiger and Revolutions for top notch drink fests and over dressed poncey midlanders who think they're chic.
Other than that I say hire a beer bus! (woohoo! the Ubeerbus <- see what I did there U Beer Bus? Clever eh?).
Then, afterwards we can all do a tour of Brum and make fun of how they talk.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:58:38 EDT (#)
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YOu need to come back to England and go to a 'Back 2 Skool' night in Preston. All the girls with sexy school uniforms on. Its proper bo' I tell thee
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:57:40 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, I also lived there for fifth year secondary school - but I was forced to
stay back a grade due to the "better" education system in Eng.
BULLSHIT!! It was the most pathetic year I spent in school all my life. Never been easier.
I laughed the whole time as when we took some exams to plce us in our classes, I scored the
second highest in the school. The school was perplexed, but as it was already halway through
the term they did nothing but move me around the sets. Stupidest thing ever those sets were.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:56:35 EDT (#)
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Sorry mate, my school didnt have a uniform.
And you scare me,
werent you a little too young to be turned on by the uniform??
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:55:19 EDT (#)
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"pictures of yourself in your old school uniform"
Who let that dirty old man in here? LOL
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:54:40 EDT (#)
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Yep, Im up for that.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually like England very much. I lived there and went to school for first year/kindergarten
and stayed in Formby (near Southport), I also lived in Ireland when I was in grade four.
I don't want to move to England permanently, I just miss the place, I wish I could live
there part time or something...like two months out of the year. It's cheaper to travel from
Eng. than it is here, it doesn't really snow there and when it does it doesn't really count
anyways...and besides EVERTON RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a lot of good experiences when I lived there, although most of them do not include
the time I spent at school, many of them included playing Quasar....I ruled cause I'm
American and we're naturally better at shooting things than the English.
OK, so I just realized that many of the good experiences I had did include school, but mostly
that was just because of the uniforms and girls to look at. Girls look nice in uniform....mmmmm
I would have very much like to have seen you in a nice little uniform....got any pictures? You
should post pictures of yourself in your old school uniform, that would be neat :)
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:51:52 EDT (#)
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Im sure Apollo would be up for it, he drinks more than me.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:45:35 EDT (#)
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Ive been banned from driving so its like having no legs.
Lets go out round Birmingham one night, thats slap bang in the middle of the country isnt it?
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:45:17 EDT (#)
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I found the hessian sacks chafed a little. That's why I went onto the plastic ones. They're much cheaper anyway.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell you live right in between me and Tuesday. I live in Longton about 2-3 miles away. Tuesday lives in Burscough, about 2miles in the other direction Wow small world is it?!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sec - Thanks, but stop now, Im blushing.
And a bin bag?? What sort of wardrobe do you have?? (joke - haha)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:40:54 EDT (#)
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Jimbobjoe - Are you mad?? I'd love to be in the states.
England is poo.
Tart - I dont know....Maybe we should do an uber meet for brits.
I think the American users are arranging one,
maybe one day we should do the same.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:38:26 EDT (#)
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I doubt you'll look bad whatever you do to your hair. You'd look good in a bin bag.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:34:50 EDT (#)
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I used to live in Eccleston....near Croston....near Ormskirk....
yeah, it's a small tiny town and I didn't really like it cause of the
American hating kids I went to school with....
anyhow, I once accidentally took the train to Preston instead of Southport
and I noticed that I was near a Quasar arena so I played Quasar for awhile
then I called my prents and made them come get me....
yup, this has absolutely nothing to do with much of anything, but I miss England...
Ormskirk has a great market on the weekend, there is no market like this anywhere near
me here in the states...boo-hoo
EVERTON RULES!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:25:53 EDT (#)
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Yep home of the mighty Preston North End and millions of illegal immigrants
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you mental? Read all comments below. Now why change a winning formula? You are sex on legs sweetheart!
Anyway dont listen to me, Im about 99% certain I will probably never meet in person you anyway so how can I be a good judge?!
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:22:09 EDT (#)
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Preston????? Like Preston England?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your pic is way larger, more blurry, and i didnt automatically assosiate you with another post. Here is a plus 2 anyway to make you feel better. Cherish it, for it is rare.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:18:48 EDT (#)
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Hadooken - Thats up to you my friend, it was you who was offeneded by my post. My original idea was that I would post something thats actually worth looking at, but I am open to opinion.
Tart - Please dont do that....I've been blonde all my life, I need a change, Its taken me a year to book the appointment, please dont put me off. I need this. Really I do. I have too much emotional attachment to my golden locks. I need to let them go to be a better person. Its about growth. (Its a pathetic attempt to try and prove to myself that I can be happy with myself even if I take away my beautiful hair) sob.sob.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:13:21 EDT (#)
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'I myself and converting to brunette this very weekend'
Dont do it. Please dont do it. Please.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:12:42 EDT (#)
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"Hadooken - I know. I already apologised at the top of my post. Ill make it up to you I promise."
You will make it up to me? Personally? How do you plan on doing that?
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disco.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:08:05 EDT (#)
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Theres nothing too great about being blonde belle.(attempting to be brave, and blatently lying to myself and others alike.) I myself and converting to brunette this very weekend. (expecting support as i am shitting myself.)
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the pooper !!!!
Nice pies as well.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With no clothes on Belle. Easy.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-17 07:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
LOL, Dont worry... just post the other one and it will knock this off the front page.
And I am really sorry guys, but after one internet stalker Im no way ever posting a pic on here!
Besides which, how could I follow a blonde?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He was just an arsehole. Simple as that.
Note to bellebrown......Im sorry I think I just cam whored myself, I honestly didnt mean to do it, I think i picked the wrong document to attach, Im not very good with computers.
Hadooken - How come the pirate girls gets a plus 2 then??
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What was he called and why didnt he last long? And why the fuck didnt you move to Preston? Its the centre of the universe. Honest.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tart - I live in Coventry. Unfortunatly. R u preston? I had a boyfriend from Preston once. He didnt last long.
Hadooken - I know. I already apologised at the top of my post. Ill make it up to you I promise.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That would proper bo. Be careful though, shrink before you post.
Where do you live again? Will you marry me?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I might post the pic that i meant to post. it has a little more face, and less 'boobies'.
Tart, you make me howl! hahahahahha
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:25:35 EDT (#)
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Whoa I just copied this pic into paint, filpped it round and shrunk it.
*heart skips a beat*
They are nice boobies!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeh Belle!
PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC!
And er...check your email.....sshhhh
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I am so ashamed!!
Thanks you guys, but Im still Cringeing.
Tartpumper - Its my middle name.
Its Bellebrowns turn now.....I'd appreciate a chant for her from you guys, make her feel the strain......
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that your real name as well Jordanna?
That pic is fucking massive, its needs to be though to get a better view of that beautiful set of breastickles!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(finally blinks)
Someone tell me again why the hell I am in san diego.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The girls magical, thats how. Anyone that hot is born with mystical magic powers. Look, shes making my pee-pee grow without even being around. Take THAT, David Blaine!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Jordan youve stopped my aching.
But how the fuck do you float sideways like that?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, dont leave, youre fuckin hot. I think we can overlook a small indiscretion like this.
God i love hot blondes in sexy outfits.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! IM IN LOVE!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-17 06:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats the wrong photo!!!!!! I told you guys I couldnt use the computer for shit!!!!!!!!
Oh no, I want to curl up and Die!!
And look how big it is!!
Thats it , sorry guys, Im leaving uber forever.
See ya.