ÜberFaces - Updated 10/17/03 (7470 hits)
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Submitted by <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-17 16:26:58 EDT
Here's the latest directory update.
This was more work than I thought it would be. My ass hurts from sitting for so long. There are almost 100 pics here.
Once again, if you want to be a part of the next one (in roughly 2 months from now), paste a link to your photo on this thread and I'll check back.
Adios
Loren
User Reviews
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-16 22:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit! This is ancient Uber history as far as I'm concerned.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-24 12:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39785
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reallybored is REALLY hot! haha i made a funny
Submitted by Montu-Sekhmet (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAAHAH McBain! I remember seeing a picture of McBain and he said "Still wanan mess with me?" He looks like an aborted mix between a white guy and a mexican.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-07-09 20:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jared looks like fez from that 70's show
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like being able to put faces with the names. TuesdayDelay... you are hot!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I be on too? The picture's at the end of the post....obviously...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36197
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35492
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey! cool!
can i be on here???
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/108524031813106122/1/cactiandme.JPG
I'm the one that isn't a cactus.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-21 00:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This seems a little old, but dammit, I feel left out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30785
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-03-16 05:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh great. Thanks. Nice one.
<stomps off in huff>
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-03-16 04:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very neat.
When you do this again, I'd like to be in it.
Not that anyone hasn't seen my picture now, but here's the link anyways.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27337
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-03-05 23:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im a sexy bitch.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-03-05 22:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you could include me next time
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-05 22:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh! I want to be included next time, I joined right after this post about...
Here's a link to a post that has my picture in it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26152
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-12 17:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I changed my mind, Loren (I know how aggravating). Can you use my picture from this post for the next Uberdirectory instead of the one I posted earlier?? It's better anyway 'cause it's a jpeg.
Much thanks
Phoenix
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20470
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-09 17:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren, my guess is this:
Shay is an insecure biznitch.
Why? Because she attacks all women on uber. Which women? You, me, Ashlee, Kristin, Loki... I think there's more... she has a post generally attacking people, and then in reviews she specificly attacks.
Fun, I think.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-01-09 16:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well.. since i posted one, i might as well link it...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22592
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-09 09:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This gives regular users a reason to camwhore. I'm in, mine will be up by tomorrow.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-09 08:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Bob,
Shay, thanks for submitting your nasty message along with a "0" three times. I didn't get it the first or second time.
And FATMAN -- do you have a new picture?
Kracka - I got you a while back, I've been busy, but you'll be in the next one, you milk chocolate god, you.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-01-08 22:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When are we going to update this thing again? I don't look the same as my picture anymore
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-01-08 21:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18761
missed this earlier
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-08 21:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and... ta da.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22346
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-08 21:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ashlee... "pale" is the new "tan".
At least that's what I tell myself. Makes me feel better.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-08 21:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I shall concede that I am, indeed, quite on the pale side, but my teeth are a rather nice white. Bad lighting, and that...
Submitted by bob at 2004-01-08 09:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
too lazy to sign in:
Loren, in the past month or so i have not seen...
dirtypaws
sky
michealahunt
Queen Mama
skitty
d_d
crash
theman
dooza
substncep
rivers-leibig
cheesygoodness
agent fubar
master 13
gtanner
april
yousuck
justme
creepo8
illegal jose
i dont know if they are still around though.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-08 09:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I thought with a name like 'QueenAshlee' she'd atleast be pretty not pasty pale with yellow teeth. Good to know..
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-08 09:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I thought with a name like 'QueenAshlee' she'd atleast be pretty not pasty pale with yellow teeth. Good to know..
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-08 09:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I thought with a name like 'QueenAshlee' she'd atleast be pretty not pasty pale with yellow teeth. Good to know..
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-08 09:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey - TuesdayDelay... if you manage to stumble across this note, help me out and list who I should delete. I've been way too busy to spend more than a few minutes on Uber a day, so I don't know anymore who's around or not. I'd appreciate it, and I'll check back here once in a while.
If anyone else can help me compile that list, it would be a big help.
Loren
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-04 14:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This needs to be done again. Half these people have died or accidentally found something else to do.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-01-04 14:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor looks like my history teacher. That is freaky.
Great to be able to put names with faces finally.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-12-07 18:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, I've never had an encounter with you Loren but you forgot me...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13067
the picture of me sucks and I was rather drunk but oh well...I'm lazy and don't want
to post another pic of myself...
this is my son...you could post his picture in place of mine (he's much cuter) if you like...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14376
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-12-03 23:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm usually not this red:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19868
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-12-03 23:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Loren, considering the volume of responses from people whose pictures aren't currently on the Uber-directory, you are going to have your work cut out for you....Consequently, let me add myself to the stack.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16675
I also tried the stuffed artichokes you gave me the recipe for back in my first post and I think I fell in love with you. They are so good I thank nature for bringing me artie-chokes and I thank you for bringing me one step closer to culinary bliss.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-12-03 16:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK. I've got everyone up to this point. Keep 'm coming. Don'be'fraid....
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2003-12-03 15:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19194
Sorry about it being a big ass bitmap. :-(
Phoenix
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-11-25 15:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if anyone cares http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065561119282724321
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-11-20 16:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
must..be in..next..update...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106691714997124498
Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2003-11-07 15:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha.. momanland..cheeky chappie...that made me laugh..haha
here's mine...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10500219598584663
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-11-07 15:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe one day I'll throw up a picture just to join in on the trend, but until I care...
no.
It's cool to see the faces though.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2003-11-07 15:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's me. http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1067980307895320002
Submitted by mariokicksass <J_D_86.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-07 15:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Taht was funny how kristys picture is of her manly ass. lol.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2003-11-07 15:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.campushook.com/?pg=profile&u=18700
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-11-07 11:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a picture of my head on Sam Rockwell's body in bed with Drew Barrymore.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10671783045069290
There's a link to the real picture somewhere in the replies.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-11-06 12:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Loren - Here's mine....It's not on Ubersite because, we'll I don't think I could take it, but maybe not too many people will go to this post, it's almost a month old now. If I don't make it, I understand. Thanks for taking the time to put faces with names! We appreciate it!!!
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GSBLE8A&key=HUA
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-06 11:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1067521663949921312
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-02 00:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1067734320544712884
For the next update.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-29 16:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gotcha Sublime.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-29 16:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1067461529131617524
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-23 14:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I get a LOT of money while I do it. Eat me. Look who's talking... *rolls eyes*
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now that's a LOT of time on one person's hands.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-21 22:04:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Insanethemind, you have that calm, quiet, I'm a serial killer kind of look about you.
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Good, my visage hides nothing. It's almost time to act on my simple plans.
You'll be one of the first to know.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Itchy: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066791178644720727
they fight, they fight, they fight, fight, fight, fight, fight... the Itchy and kid shooooow...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-22 00:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awwww, Frangie's mad because he's not cool enough to make any of the lists! Frangie? What happened to that thing about you leaving? It's been way more than two days.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-10-21 22:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, my pic's in some PRIME real estate! McBain, BigMike's kid, Kristy Swan's ass, and a dog! Talk about your cultural mosaic!
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-21 22:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for including me Loren, and thanks especially for putting me right next to Natophelia!
Rowr! She is quite a tasty treat.
Actually there's quite a few good lookin Uberers around.
Insanethemind, you have that calm, quiet, I'm a serial killer kind of look about you.
Very nice to put a face to the names of these people.
Good work Loren.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-21 21:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good to note that this forum is just like all others, full of ugly people.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-21 19:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic's dog gets my vote for next year's Mr. Uber Awards.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-10-21 17:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is because it is not my true picture.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I think Kaelic's dog is the hansomest face on there. In fact, I'd kiss him. (The doggie.)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had a feeling there was a reason people hated him. Now I know what it is. YAY!
I don't think a relationship between him and Kristy would work out. They both seem to need reaffirmation on how wonderful they are, and are both too self centered to praise the other. But it sure does sound like a nice experiment!
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-10-21 12:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-19 11:19:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cassiopeia: I have a penis, i have been using it now for quite some time. Why did you think i was a bird? Is it because i make lots of postings which contain black "members"?
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no, i think it was just your username, i saw 'mom' and automatically thought you were some housewife or something.... i dont know, that's just my strange way of thinking i guess
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061830895730619731
for next time. if i come up with a better picture i'll post it.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha Brad, but I am referring to the curly haired gentleman, blue shirt, mysterious good looks and blue eyes.
;-)
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Loren, thank you for all this work you have done, it's really kind and very generous.
Thank you.
BvD
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael, I believe she is already "under you".
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
7th row from the top, second from the right: DAYUM, whoever you are, let's get together!
Second thing: Glam doesn't look so much like Justin to me, I thought he looked like a healthy, groomed, happy Layne Staley. I think I already said it, and I am sure someone else did too.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066745075162523340
Submitted by Samover (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066745006355723194
This is me, please include me. Thank you
-samover
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW - there is no tier system, but sometimes I will pull to the bottom someone I haven't seen post in a long time - like that jerk Illegal Jose - the "clepto." It's too time consuming. I was actually thinking of doing it in alphabetical order at one time, but I wasn't in the mood to drive myself crazy.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TheRef - If you have a pic posted, give me a link. I didn't have any luck looking for one.
So far this week I've collected pics for:
Korthrun
jwlmar
DJMatt
Poop_Monkey
Chad_Sexington, - why would I take it off? Is it because it isn't you? Or are you planning to not post anymore? Fill me in ?
Queen Ashlee, you're right, it is his own fault. Read Kaelic's posts, and his whining, hyper-defensive, stuck up, self centered responses to anything slightly critical or in disagreement with his opinions, and you will soon learn why 9 out of 10 Uberers agree that he's an asshole of colossal magnitude (I needed to stress the asshole part hahaha).
He and Kristy swan would make a perfect couple. They could sit around all day talking about themselves and their amazing wealth of knowledge and intelligence, while completely ignoring the other as they admire their own images in the mirror. Now that would be romantic... I'm feeling all fuzzy and warm now...
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man this thing keeps getting bigger! Nice one, Loren.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at all the faces, yet mine still isn't there. I shall fix this problem on the 'morrow. Perhaps the next day.
I feel all creepy now. All the people staring back at me, ready to pounce upon an unsuspecting Tom.
-Tom
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 01:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not her fault she hates you. It's yours. And it seems to be the popular opinion of you.... I've no idea why.
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the REST of the story.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-21 01:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-10-21 01:37:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, hardy har har, god damn, you are just so god damned amusing, Loren. I was really hoping that I got left off your shitty little list, but no, no, you just had to take one last stab. Why? Because you're a big bitch. That's just absurd to think that I'm some sort of caustic, typing dog.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA. AWWWWW.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-10-21 01:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, hardy har har, god damn, you are just so god damned amusing, Loren. I was really hoping that I got left off your shitty little list, but no, no, you just had to take one last stab. Why? Because you're a big bitch. That's just absurd to think that I'm some sort of caustic, typing dog.
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2003-10-21 00:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how could you leave out me?
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-10-20 22:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll want to take mine offa there.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-20 21:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-20 18:37:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
PS you look like paul oakenfold in your pic
http://www.clubbing.com/nimages/oakenfold.gif
No I don't. I am no where near that surly or wealthy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-20 18:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, "in the pooper" is indeed the current ruling Über-cliche.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-20 18:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait i figured it. goingblue is hair... and that must be FiFi's face on the side there. Cool! Tell that awesom gall I said hi!
PS you look like paul oakenfold in your pic
http://www.clubbing.com/nimages/oakenfold.gif
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-20 18:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Is Glam Daddy singing "Signorta?". He's very Timberlake-esque in that pic.
Glam - did you notice I am with Madame Fi Fi? "
with her? you mean in a photo? is your pic up there? I dont see you...
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you can find my picture in the movie, assland 5 return of the giant cock.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, but if he is considered a good looking gentleman...than thank you...but if not....your a dead man! btw, who is falco?
Will
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-20 14:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
falco
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:WCs1TP3PFlgC:www.sonnymusic.de/dateien/falco.jpg
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
will, have you realized you look like falco?
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-20 12:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah, i think yes's ".....in the pooper" is the next "ATTN GHEY MENZ"
even after a thousand times it's still funny as shit.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. that sure is me....the pic was from www.theroyalwe.org I assume.
what a good buncha sexy people on here.
Will
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"........in the pooper?"
INDEED!!!!
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-20 11:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
""Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
i would do about half the people up there. ""
........in the pooper?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would do about half the people up there.
Submitted by Choppa (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot uberers, the best of both worlds.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this level/tier system a basis for rating people on Uber?
Because im on the 10th tier and that means i suck.
Damn.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-20 09:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah that rulez.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jwlmar10 - where's your pic?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-20 05:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, how come Otter isn't on the list?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-10-20 00:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's too bad I'm not on this.
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-19 23:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ewwhhh I look fat as shit.
Thanks for including Frank in Rizzos pic.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-19 22:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw you, my son's not gay.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-19 22:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!!
you're the man.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-19 22:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neither am I!
Yeah, I know. He wasn't talking about me. Shut up.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-19 22:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M NOT GAY!
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-19 22:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Andrew's not gay.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-19 22:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I said this before and ill say it again...
....the best looking male and female on Uber are both gay....
......What the fuck!?!.....
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-19 18:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066493582831532485
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-19 18:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tart, I rarely say "maaate". I don't know why.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-19 16:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha Hair, you look like you could talk very fast.
And say 'Mayte' a lot.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-19 14:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, this makes me think about how many of these peeps are mia
hope they all haven't left for good.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-19 12:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-19 11:30:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
goingblue - are you hair? Is hair hairsphincter - confused
yes, yes and yes
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-19 11:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goingblue - are you hair? Is hair hairsphincter - confused
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-19 11:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cassiopeia: I have a penis, i have been using it now for quite some time. Why did you think i was a bird? Is it because i make lots of postings which contain black "members"?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-19 10:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to put this on a T-shirt.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-19 04:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gee willakers, I found a Haiku tribute site to Simon from American Idol. http://www.apeculture.com/simonkus.htm
Thanks Hadooken. He seems like such a cunt - you have picked well my friend.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-19 04:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-18 12:52:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
AS for Hair, you are right, he looks like funniest fucker i have seen. He looks like a cheeky chappie who would be a right good laugh on a beliting night out in the razz.
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-18 07:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
i think hair kinda looks like that simon asshole on american idol.
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I love fun, actually I like fun a whole bunch. It's fun. If you ever find yourselves in Melbourne, we can get together and drink a whole bunch of alcholic drinks at a drinks party and then have fun and find people to have sex with, because people in Australia like sex a whole lot.
I am always being mistaken for other people, but I don't know who "that simon asshole on american idol" is. He must be totally hot and have loads of lovely sex with great people and models and jockeys. Clearly, I am wildly flattered, Hadooken.
Last night I was at a bar and the barman asked me all these questions and after he worked out I wasn't who he thought I was, he said "good, I want to punch that other cunt".
Good times.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-10-18 23:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
momanland.... for some reason i thought you were a woman... woops... you can imagine my shock when i saw the name and saw a guy...
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-18 12:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice one hidden son.
AS for Hair, you are right, he looks like funniest fucker i have seen. He looks like a cheeky chappie who would be a right good laugh on a beliting night out in the razz.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-18 08:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
after a breif research period i bring you lesbianlisa....
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=1807
and i laugh at the regulisa comment, i will also from this moment forth refer to her as that.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-18 07:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I know she's the lesbian one but where's her posts and stuff? I can only find "regulisa" - as she will now been known.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-18 07:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no lisacat is lesbian lisa. regular lisa is self esteem problem having, being hit on by bart and hidden lisa.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-18 07:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, who is Lisacatz? Is that normal Lisa (arty one)? As I can't locate her pic on her submissions.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-18 07:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i think hair kinda looks like that simon asshole on american idol.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-18 06:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That lesbian is awesome! I must invent a machine that converts her.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-18 05:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Glam Daddy singing "Signorta?". He's very Timberlake-esque in that pic.
Glam - did you notice I am with Madame Fi Fi?
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-18 05:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:37:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
everytime i see that picture of hair, im like DAMN! i want to party with that dude! he looks so happy/optimistic/crazy serial killer.
It's funny, I really *do* see myself as a jolly psychopath.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-18 04:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's Otter? I am looking at the faces, and I don't see an "Otter". There is a forgettable blur, but that's Hidden.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-18 02:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry. i'll stop whinging.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-18 01:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-10-18 00:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS INCLUDED IN A LIST!
I WAS INCLUDED IN A LIST!
I WAS INCLUDED IN A LIST!
NOW FUZZYBUTT AND APALLO88 CAN'T ASK "WHO'S OTTER?"
THEY NOW HAVE REFERENCE MATERIAL!
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-10-18 00:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sniffle, sniffle....I wasn't fogotten this time.
Someone actually made a post including abunch of people from the site and I was included.
Sniffle, I'm gettin' all teary eyed now.
Just for the ladies out there who are available, you'll have to relize that picture was taken after six days in Moab, Utah, no shower or shaving in all that time.
I'm normally more better clean shaven then that. I'll send Loren an updated, cleaner picture.
loren, if you ass hurts, please do not hesatate to call on me to come over and massage it for you. Yes we live 2,000 miles apart, but call me anytime.
For the reest of the ladies out there...back rubs, foot massages and pretty decent cooking are some of the qualities you can expect from me...you all know my e-mail address....
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 23:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I heard whinging gives you blind, hairy palms, that kill kittens.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-17 23:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate when Hidden whinges. Whenever I come to this site, I catch him whinging. I get enough whinging in real life. In fact, when I'm alone in my room, I often whinge. But don't tell anyone. Whinging isn't exactly socially acceptable. Hidden, you are nothing but a worthless whinger!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-17 22:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Certainly caught KristySwan's face at the right angle. Pretty tight that. Alot of effort, and i feel tis worth it young Loren. If i only i could stop blinking as i have had contact lenses put in, i would caress your ego some more. Alas tis not to be.
Hidden: Stop whinging, i was pissed in mine too. Most pictures of me i am pissed, tis the way of the world when you like drinking the piss as it were.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren, for god's sake, when are you gonna change that picture of me? that's the worst one ever. i'm drunk and look like i have down's syndrome. use a different one.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn Im so sexy, when Im having sex, I think of myself. haha j/k good work loren.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAA...oh the Kaelic one is good. I'm about to get mushy, but isn't it great how so many different types of people can form a sort of harmony on Ubersite?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! good job using Kristy Swans ass. I think thats all people think of when they see her name.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kothrum you look like jesus.
thats sweet.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
......whatever happened to Kaelic?
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes hadooken we all know you can drink. you wont let us forget.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddmguckgfucking damnit i am really damn drtunk. PLUS two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.korthrun.net/images/me/breaded.jpg
Submitted by Petruchio (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marvelous!
Submitted by poop_monkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great job, Loren.
When did Kristy get a face lift?
Here's my picture.
Fair warning... It's not pretty...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066435203336528341
I just want to feel special. Love me!
(:(|)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sky hasn't been around in a while, since April I think. She has been on a work program in Germany. She was one of the cool chicks on Uber back when it was mostly just Loren, PAS, her and me. God, how things have exploded since then.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=270
Thanks for the hard work Loren.
Submitted by daylight_twilight (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How do we submit a picture? Do we just make a post on here?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:36:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
YouSuck's picture looks like a hooker's mugshot. Am I wrong?"
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You suck's "confession": i swear! i dropped something in his seat and i had to pick it up, and my face just happend to land in his lap, and his pants just happend to unzip, and then his dick just happend to come out... and oh, that white stuff? that's hair gel and toothpaste, i'm really messy when i get ready for the day.
Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, Mcbain looks like a total ChodeWhomper.
-J
Submitted by jugoschwabo (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
id say xLisaCatz is pretty hot.
too many guys!
females: send in your photos. immediately. lets hope that you dont have 14 year olds wank off to them.
good effort
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit, now i wanna post my picture.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yum @ chigirl and raimee. who is sky?
ill have my pic with my next submission. i dont know when ill be making one though
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you want to see more men?
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i see to many chicks..
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
+2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YouSuck's picture looks like a hooker's mugshot. Am I wrong?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:55:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot stop looking at Cassiopiea's pic. Dude, something about it is creeping me out and I am pretty sure that it's THE EYE.
holy shit that's funny. "
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that's so funny... just so you dont think i have some strange deformed 1/2 head and a 3rd eye growing off my head, it was a pic next to my friend... still funny though
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it weren't for Loren I wouldn't be asking: Who the hell are these people? right now.
Thanks Loren.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love all of you guys. You are beautiful and unique. :)
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to see a pic of Kimmy!!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, thanks Loren.
Have a good weekend all!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously thought I was the weirdest looking person on this website. I think I am wrong.
-Tom
Submitted by gr8_ceezers_gh0st (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Natophelia........yowza!!
sorry.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess I posted my picture just in time, eh?
Nice job, Loren. How long did it take you to do all that?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-17 17:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The day I hit the "top ten most viewed authors" list is the day I post my picture.
-Tom
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hm...I may have to find a more up-to-date one.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear it's me but I want to see a pic of the guy at your work.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot stop looking at Cassiopiea's pic. Dude, something about it is creeping me out and I am pretty sure that it's THE EYE.
holy shit that's funny.
Great job as usual Loren!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:50:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
reallybored -
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065616249310222413 (including yourself) ;)
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EVEN YOUR ASS IS FUNNY LOOKING!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LSM - Thank you for brightening my day.....
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woot funky monkey
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the whole lot of you are one fine-looking bunch of people. And you are all really interesting to boot. Honestly.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
reallybored -
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065616249310222413 (including yourself) ;)
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Have half these people left? I haven't seen some of these names in a long time.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit!
forgot to rate.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
loren you just need an ass massage.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Now I cant stop looking at LSM picture....
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Your wife must laugh her ass off every morning when she wakes up... "
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
'It's cruel to be kind.'
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I cant stop looking at LSM picture....
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Your wife must laugh her ass off every morning when she wakes up...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for putting it together Loren1 AND for getting my name right this time! ;-)
Have a great weekend everyone.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that's Loren's subtle way of calling Kristy Swan an ass.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whose this YouSuck chick? Iv seen some whoreish pictures in my time, but that one takes the cake.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loren
"+2 because my ass is killing me."
you think it hurts now? wait til ubermeet!
everytime i see that picture of hair, im like DAMN! i want to party with that dude! he looks so happy/optimistic/crazy serial killer.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where is SpikeGoddess?? as gascs once said.. "color me sad"
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:32:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
LSM - That picture is fucking hilarious. You really have one funny face. Everytime i see it i just cant help cracking up....
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great. *rolling eyes*
*sigh*
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heres me, to be included next time:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061830895730619731
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DJMatt - post a link to a picture, and I'll include you in the next go-round.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would streetpunk, but i still dont think thats you. I still think your the guy who walks around my building. The one with the black ponytail. One of these days im going to bring in my digi cam and photo his ass and post it.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very Cool. I feel like such a part of the community now.
I'm getting all misty now....
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am one of the hotties to which you are referring, right RB? You want to do me......
..........in the pooper? eh?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<pout> no one included me.
good faces though. thats some hard work there.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like that picture, Monkey-man.
It's interesting how the majority of us look similar... age range, race, relatively healthy appearance... *cough*
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LSM - That picture is fucking hilarious. You really have one funny face. Everytime i see it i just cant help cracking up....
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Work Loren.
Man, we have some hotties and some uglies here at uber....
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope I didn't fuck up anyone's name, because I don't plan to update this for a while...
Have a great weekend everyone.
+2 because my ass is killing me.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-17 16:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY!!!! You used my worse pose.