Jenna Threepwood - Mighty Pirate (952 hits)
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Submitted by <transcend.net> (View user info) at 2003-10-17 17:48:03 EDT
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This is a preview of how she will look when she goes to the pirate wedding.
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-17 22:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:53:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's that term for dragging people under the hull of a boat?"
I believe that it's Keelhauling.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She didn't say if she had a cup in her hand at the exact moment of the picture being taken. However, she DOES in fact use cups, but she prefers red. So, my Mortal Kombat theory got ruined.
Pfft.. I see you haven't been keeping your Jenna notebook up to date, PotatoManJack.
Submitted by Scrawberry (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, mine was somewhere on the counter, being spiked with the date-rape drug, I'm sure. For future reference, my keg cup will always be red. Just so there aren't anymore misunderstandings. :)
And I'm not forgiving your "tardedness", mainly b/c I thought it was funny.
Submitted by Scrawberry (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa whoa whoa, that was a play off of the Monkey Island thing, it's no commentary on the picture or the photoshopping.
Aw man, that didn't even occur to me! I was just trying to guess that term for dragging people under the hull of a boat. But I like the iterpretation you got, it's funnier.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I'm slow tonight.
I just got it now. Just ignore me. Sorry Scrawberry for my tardedness.
By the way, I always wanted to know, did you also have a keg cup in your hand in the first picture you posted?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"potatomanjack-Ummm, ouch? "
Whoa whoa whoa, that was a play off of the Monkey Island thing, it's no commentary on the picture or the photoshopping.
Submitted by Scrawberry (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
potatomanjack-Ummm, ouch?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's that term for dragging people under the hull of a boat?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CATAL is fine. Monkey Island was great. i heard a rumor about making it into a movie, but that was proably bullshit. David Spade would be a great guybrush.
"You fight like a cow!"
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
C_A_T_A_L.. may I call you that?
Anywho.. I think you're the only person who caught on to the title anyway.
And, Jenna, I ~always~ knew I'd be the savior of (at least) 300 people. See, my mommy told me one day I'd save the world. So, either my mother is prophetic, or this is quite the coincidence. I think it's pretty obvious.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I'm Jenna Threepwood. I can hold my breath for 10 mintues!"
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
DAMN YOU ALL.
I want to be Photoshopped =(
Submitted by Scrawberry (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so sorry about those meddling buccaneers. I'm copying this and forwarding it to my boyfriend in hopes he has a sudden burst of conscience and talks the people out of making me dress this way. Thanks in advance, this may be what eventually saves me. And him. And everyone else attending this shindig. To think, you may become the hero of 300 people...
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very Nice
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn! I forgot the parrot! The only other thing I could think of was a hook/sword, or pegleg. The hook or sword wouldn't work because the only hand available was that of your friends (or so I hope, read my comments on the original), and I couldn't find a good pegleg picture to work with. But the parrot would've been easy!
And I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling bucaneers!
Submitted by Scrawberry (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Transcendent,
Good lawdy. Where's my parrot? I was really hoping for a parrot. And do I really talk about pirates a lot? I only just began thinking of them-after I realized I had to dress like one.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I only photoshopped her because she talks about pirates so much. And that's about the extent of my '1337 ph0t0sh0p ski11z,' using the magic wand to copy and paste objects.
And even though I've been reading posts here for so damn long, I'm still not sure what rating etiquette is for ones' own posts. Is my +1 rating here going to label me and doom my Uber-career while its still in infancy?
Woe is transcendent.
Submitted by daylight_twilight (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:14:45 EDT (#)
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Um I don't know Phinch......I wouldn't fancy seeing myself as a pirate or something along those lines.
How old are you?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:07:03 EDT (#)
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daylight_twilight: nah.... not here...... nobody would do that........
whatever you do, don't check my post list.
Submitted by daylight_twilight (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If I were to post my picture....it would get photoshopped too, wouldnt it?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yarrr me hearties! She's a beaut!
-Tom
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
she's cute.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-17 18:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I got seven words for you: Bee Oh Oh Bee Eye Ee Es