Retard Academy (828 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.38 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kell <GoblinVolunteer.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-17 19:50:45 EDT
Hola! This is your host Kell!, I am about to take you into a journey of utmost danger, to the eternal depths of hopelessness and insanity. I, my friends, am going to guide your through high school.
Now I realize that most of the Uber users are over the age of forty-five, so please, bust out the Bayer pills to reduce the risks of heart-attack by nostalgia.
Of course, you all know what high school is about. Academics? ha! You wish. High school is the turning point, the period of your life that will decided who you are for the rest of your life. (give or take a few maturity changes).
Social Life is very important in high school. Now Im sure you could name a few cliques, perhaps you were or still are in them. These set groups are pretty much the groups youll hang out with the rest of your high school life.
A notable few are the preps, the Goths, the jocks, and the outcasts. There are many cliques, but since I have no patience to explain them all were going to keep this as short as possible.
PREPS - This is an old slang term, but I have noticed people are commonly using it today. Preppie people are the ones who go the extra mile, are always chipper, and can be classified as over achievers. Usually your class presidents, GPA freakazoids, and cheerleaders are your sub classes of preps. Having a few prep friends my self I have come to find they can be very nice! They are also noted for their ability to annoy the unholy shit out of our next group; The Goths.
GOTHS - Come on youve all seen them! Quiet, moody, usually shooting nasty glares at you wile fidgeting in their trench coats. I myself have made a few Goth friends though I am not one myself, and once you crack open their death and despair shell they are actually quite funny. (involuntary or not) I believe that Goths, as I call it, is more its own separate race. Own way of talking, certain walk, different ways of hunting rabbits. Yes, one day the Goths shall take over France, until then though, please continue.
JOCKS- Ah the jocks, the most cliche of all groups. When you think jock, you think big, burly and stupid guy with a football under his sweaty armpit. Well, what about a skinny tennis player who is in honors classes with relatively good hygiene? You see, Jocks come in all shapes and sizes, and I find it personally unfair that they be grouped into the 'Special Ed' courses. But Rome was not built in a day, and I highly doubt this classification of jocks will as well
OUTCASTS- Touchy one here. You may have never noticed the outcasts in your high school, and its highly doubtful you ever hung around one in school. You see, the outcasts dont even hang out with eachother! Most outcasts find it highly enjoyable just sitting in their own private corners eating paste to their hearts content. Usually some outcasts are not oddballs, just extremely shy people, so I would approach this species with caution, but give the little buggers a chance at least. I would run for the high hills if they begin to lick your socks.
There you have it my friends! I hope my little guide has helped you. Or at least wasted a good chunk of your precious time that you will NEVER get back! Have a great night.
User Reviews
Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-10-20 20:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And by the way fucktard... how much did you have to pay people to "+2"
Your shitty ass post. And where can I purchase some?
Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-10-20 20:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I LIVE IN THE ETERNAL HELL THAT IS THE CALIFORNIA EDUCASHUN SYSTEM I DONN NEED YOUR SHITTY CRAP
ON THE SOCIAL CLIQUES I HAVE DESTROYED IN MY PATHETIC TEENAGE EXISTANCE.
-2
BLAMMED MOTHER FUCKER!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-20 19:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this piece of shit supposed to be???
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-20 19:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-18 19:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
better.
keep it up.
Submitted by Cydney <thexr0ckxshow.at.aol.com> at 2003-10-17 22:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This site kicks majoe ass!!!!!!! Nice work gobby!!! :)
Submitted by SexualWhiteChocolate (user info) at 2003-10-17 22:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've NEVER seen ANYTHING like this before!!!
Submitted by flamecloud08132 (user info) at 2003-10-17 22:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RIO BRAVO KELL! lmao
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wrong.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your first post to have a positive rating! Its definetly better than your other stuff.
But it still sucks. Sorry.
Submitted by GoblinVolunteer (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O.O" wow, It seems as if a little effort went a long way. Thank you very much for the positive feedback. I shall try to work to improve my style of writing as well as topic. As for my friends that post on this site, it is their decision how they act, but they are good guys too, and Im sure that their posts will be done well in the future also.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That wasn't great... but it wasn't horrible either.
I guess this is where Zero best applies itself.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not bad. nothing really new, but it beats the hell outta your last post
Submitted by Spite (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thank God I am home-shooling now.
Submitted by foxgirl (user info) at 2003-10-17 21:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY KELL!!! =^^= Very good. Almost completely acurate. he he he, see kell isnt that bad.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK after days of usless drivel your catching on and i got to give you some props. this is much better than anything you posted before.
keep it up and welcome aboard.
+2
Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ive only been here like a month and every damn week some high school student feels the need to write a dissertation on cliques in his school. Come on, it's old already.
-J
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kell, I am going to echo Sam-el's comments with a little spice of my own.
The post is an effort, that saves you from a minus score.
The subject matter is cliche, stereotypical, and overdone. That alone saves you from a positive score.
You seem intelligent, keep trying.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And like Sam_el said, thanks for trying. Really, it's nice to see that you might start taking this seriously. Now just convince your friends. Please.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't seem to know anything about anything, 12 year old...
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-17 20:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kell, I am so proud of you! You are actually making an effort. This post isn't really worth a +2, but some people will give you really poor grades and I'm trying to keep you trying. You follow?
Okay, the post was okay (your writing style is not unenjoyable), but you didn't really tell us anything. We've all see The Breakfast Club and we doubt much has changed since then. So tell us what HAS changed. Or tell us some universal stories about stuff. Don't bore us and don't just rant. Stories are excellent. If they are funny, great. If they are touching or life-altering, superb. If they are bitches about fellow classmates or teachers, talk to your friends.
In general Kell, not a bad effort. Keep trying!
Submitted by digitalKRONIC (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do I have a feeling your a prep? Have a great life!!!
Submitted by digitalKRONIC (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Preppie people are the ones who go the extra mile, are always chipper, and can be classified as over achievers."
You forgot......go to college and major in general education and usually flunk out when they find out they have no social class to hide behind in the real world. Usually end up being spotted and called "townies" because they are too chicken shit to move out of their safety blanket small town.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2003-10-17 19:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nothing new. Everybody's seen this before. You could have at least said something funny about it. I like the Bayer/heart attack from nostalgia line. That saved you from the -2.