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Submitted by Trevor johnson <trevcali.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-20 15:01:19 EDT


Here is a picture of my car at Lake Tahoe. Yes if anyone has a better car please let me know. Someone recently scratched a mark on my driver side door. I had them executed with a butter knife. You know what I love? watching other people wash my car. Ha. Have a good day everyone


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Submitted by bravo_foxtrot (user info) at 2003-12-12 21:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

After living in Germany for three years, I found that most Germans look at BMW's like most Americans look at Fords, namely as pieces of shit... I'd rather drive an Opel, VW or Mecedes...

OOOO a 5 series BMW... Get an 850i and then I'll be impressed...

Submitted by Jaineix (user info) at 2003-12-12 21:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I tried not to read this post, I really did but I wanted to see what the other responses were. I need not say anything at all other than I wish I was completly oblivious to real life as Trevor Johnson is.

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-12-12 21:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BMW = Break My Window

Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2003-12-12 21:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that would be nice if it didn't have dealer plates

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-10-21 21:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, there are ricers all over here....

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-10-21 21:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hidden, I think you need to bring back the POS of the week. I found it very amusing. I see so many piece of shit rice burners in vegas , mostly because we have a high concentration of style lacking mexicans, but i never have a camera to catch them with. damn me!


-BongZilla

BTW -2 for bragging, you have a beamer, big shit, so do alot of people. asspipe.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-10-21 21:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not my actual car, but this is my truck:
http://www.silveradoss.com/images/blackSS/blackss3.jpg

Submitted by joulietta at 2003-10-21 21:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck off-
my car is waaaayyy better!

http://home2.sprit.org/Smartclub/www.sccv.at/pages/P8240069.htm

for real!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-20 18:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this car is better- http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1052592911314030911

so is this one- http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1053652502795025898



turd burglary. that's what this is.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-20 18:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My
superior
car:

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1060111164999927131

Yes.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-10-20 18:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, me for president, and hidden for secretary of beating the shit out of crappy cars. I could live with that.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-20 18:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

guess what, asshole? your car ain't shit if my tire can actually roll up on your hood and smash it.




bitch.

Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2003-10-20 17:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcuipine?


A: With a porcuipine, the pricks are on the outside.

Submitted by NickTheDivine (user info) at 2003-10-20 17:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Get an M3 you queer piece of shit.

Submitted by mmmrice (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

y0 dA BmW iS HeLlA TiZiTe. Is It St0cK ? Da AnGeL EyeZ Be PiMpIn

Submitted by jinx (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BMW = Big Money Wasted!!!!! Ha Ha Ha SUCKAH!!!!!!

Submitted by wandawampleton (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Bob Dole for President. Fine post, man.

Trevor thinks that Beemers are impressive. Trevor probably eats at Applebee's and calls it fine dining, too.



Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And the color sucks. Because I said so.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


I try not to flame, I don't give negative ranks, I try to be a peaceful little Uber-Srufer... but no, another goddamn BMW driver... Thats it- you get the shit speech.

Fuck you all and anyone who drives anything that bears that symbol. Count them, them number of times you've been cut off on the road- aside from the 16yr olds in RICERS (a post of my own to come on why I hate them too), it's almost always a BMW'er. Take your 50k piece of foregin shit and stuff it, tail pipe first, up your bloated, fart-knocking, deusch-sucking, worn asshole- so your fucking zenon headlights can still blind drivers on the road, because you drive with your brights on.

You self-adsorbed "Look at me, look at my car, I'm not a looser" motherfucking prick.

I drive a firebird. Probally older than you are, from 1985. And i spent MY time and MY sweat, damn near building it from the inside out. But you dont see me posting pictures all over the place. Oh, but I know the real reason you put that there- I think you feel special in spending a few c-bills on that because you're compensating for something else, something a little on the small side... yeah... that.

I dont mean to steal a trademark- but I feel it fits here: "Asshat".

Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice car man.. is that 7 serie or 5??

Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH ONE MORE THING.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106668030291725407
ASS PIRATE CUM GUZZLER!

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-20 16:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065661891688730290

Submitted by wandawampleton (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I believe that's obviously a picture of my car you washed yesterday at the drive thru wash. Weren't you the guy with the rag? I knew it! I gave you a whole dollar tip and you winked at me. I saw you taking pictures of other car-drying guy's butts, then you snapped one of my vehicle. What's up with that, boy?

Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if you were my dog i'd peanut-butter-up my neeyuts real good.

with this:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066068687217132141

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd like to drive over your car with my sweet ass ride


http://web2.airmail.net/collin/whitetrash1.jpg

Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHA YOU WITLESS FUCKTARD.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065645955537314803
SUCK ON MY COCK YOU FUCKING CUMDUMPSTER!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065648978620526337

Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's no Pontiac Grand Am.

Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey man, sorry about your dick.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh shit i forgot....

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1063903053153331679


and yes I bet my fat ass STILL gets more trim than you.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that car looks nice.


you're still an asshole.

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

50k for a car and i bet you STILL can't get any pussy from the gold digging whores of america.


hopefully, for your sake, you didn't blow ALL your money on the car so you can still afford a hooker.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thats not a car, thats a penis substitute.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105283641315045843

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My car ownz
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get_attach.cgi/Beautiful.bmp?message=1063937773894618650&part=1

And your post sucks

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sub-stance. What are you trying to say with this post? For a quick study in how to write posts please see any of mine...or pretty much anyone elses.



Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-20 15:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

damn straight hadooken. i actually drive a VW mostly because i dont have money.

Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WOW, you can afford an expensive car, I don think anyone really cares. Why don't you just post a picture of your wallet so me can all envy you.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plwease let me kill you.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

people with small dicks drive BMWs. I much prefer my Audi.

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's a nice ride. Hope your Dad doesn't come home and ask for the keys back.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, plastic roxor...

Submitted by GeneralRommel (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you guys. Have fun with your 1985 Honda Civics. Poor fucks.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The best car ever:

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1052498655718322204

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A car earned with your dizzying intellect and athletic prowess. You, my friend, have truly 'made it.'

Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-20 15:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Was the person who scratched your car Mexican?

The post would be worth a -2 whether the poster was racist or not, but I still want to harp on that.


Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

-- Homer Simpson
Last Exit to Springfield