Nobody likes a camwhore (10776 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.01 on 303 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kristen Bernard <kristenyte1223.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-21 05:04:26 EDT
I'm sorry to do this-actually, I'm not that sorry, because unlike some of the other hit and run picture posters I have some interesting things to say. I hope you all don't mind the picture, it's from my ID. I'm a teacher's assistant, going to be a teacher in about a year though. I hereby promise not to inform any of my current or future teenage students of this site, I hope that gets me a few points. Keep a lookout for me, my roomate got me interested in this place and I really want to contribute something or other.
User Reviews
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-06 03:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hot little girlie, eh?
why are all the new teachers hot? Why weren't they hot when I was in school? Man, that just sux.
question, will you be teaching in the san diego area? If so, do you like sailors?
just wanted to know....
-rockdocc
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-06 03:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
her eyes are clearly too close together.
much like the antethesis of BadAssJulie.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-06 03:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shes good looking all right, but her eyes are clearly too close together.
much like the antethesis of BadAssJulie.
ps. girls who are on ubersite ALL HAVE ISSUES
just like all the fuckin guys here.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2006-04-06 03:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just looked up this post to show a friend how hot you were and complain how I can't find any girls in my own damn state.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 20:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard this was a picture of your older sister.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-29 20:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got Kristen pregnant and she never even woke up.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-08-29 20:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think I came on your tits once.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-10-21 14:20:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey... uhh... I need some help after class. You would make a great TnA, I mean TA.
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So this is your first post. Started off great and got even better. Good to see you are still around. You are quite attractive to be lurking on the site like this though....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAAHHAHA
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-05 19:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hottest chick on this site so far.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-26 12:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey there...
Submitted by j4callen (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If I was in high school I would be happy.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops, haven't reviewed this one for a while.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-29 01:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHA THE ORIGINAL CAMWHORE
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-29 01:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look young. Also, your eyebrows are impeccable. Do you have a scientist do your eyebrows, or someone else that is very exacting? Thost are quite the eyebrows there. And nice photoshopping work, I can totally tell that the necklace is fake. Hmph!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
After I spend 7 minutes removing her makeup- using a hammer and chisel if necessary - I would then proceed to eat her box like I haven't had a meal since Sunday.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm undresing you with my eyes.
*takes off shirt*
*takes off necklace*
*takes off... lipstick*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
H-h-h-hiiiii.. *blush*
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-03-09 08:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't remember if I've rated this before.....
And I can't be arsed to check
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-08 10:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-24 20:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teacher teacher
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckface- please try and remember...in about 30 years, when my penis finally stops working...you'll still be looking for your first fucking....with a female. Just try and keep that in mind, OK, Zit-Boy?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course you'll pay for it, that's the only way you've ever gotten it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You wouldn't happen to have a Teacher's ID picture of your beaver...would you?
I'll pay for it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your bomb and I want to fuck you..
did I mention I'm good looking?
{Teehee, she looked at me}
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-11 14:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah, haven't reviewed this in a while
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're almost done now,
There's no turning back;
The next post involves
Hookers, Cheetos, and crack.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are attractive, but the fact that this post recieved 8,000+ hits is almost enought to make me quit Uber. It's kind of sad. Here's a plus two to keep the angry mob at bay.
Submitted by Happy-Tree-Friend (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's almost as hot as melissaitdoesntmatteranyomre!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-18 14:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seen this so many times, and never reviewed it.
Submitted by GlitchCowman (user info) at 2004-11-18 13:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAHHAHHA I can't believe this is on MRR again.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-11-18 13:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been 16 days since this was last updated.
You limey bastards.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-11-02 13:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
311 reviews to go.
Submitted by Monarch at 2004-10-22 04:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would love to take you up the ass....if you were a guy. I'm openly gay you see, so for me it's peener or nothing at all!sorry!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-22 04:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by big_n_veiny (user info) at 2004-10-20 01:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you related to Predator at all?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-19 06:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will Kristen ever live this camwhore down??? I think this has been on the MRR at least once a month since she submitted it.... I still think she's hot so have a plus2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-19 05:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-19 05:53:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope who?
hahahahahahahhahaha
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-19 05:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope who?
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-10-19 05:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its wonderful to see this again!
Submitted by holymother (user info) at 2004-10-19 05:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How about contributing free anal sex to us all??
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-19 05:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*tickle tickle*
Hey, you were in a nightmare of mine last night.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-19 05:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*snort*
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-10-09 03:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Just for the fact that a picture of you received 7500 hits already.
Hotness scale: 8.4 (+/- .5)depending on the body. Nice though. I now understand where IHAKF gets his name.
Submitted by monkey at 2004-10-09 03:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait until the inevitable moment, maybe years from now, when one of Kristen's students stumbles upon uber...
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-10-09 03:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The bottom line is that a thoughtless post like this gets 7 fucking thousand hits, when I average around 250 for what takes me for fucking ever to do. So you're cute. So what? Knock on my door, and then it will matter. This is an obvious bullshit post...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-09 02:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by monkey at 2004-09-07 00:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For almost a full year, Kristen has been hit on because of this post! A year! I wonder what the anniversary party's going to be like...
Oh, Kristen, keep being a hotty.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-07 00:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for being a fox
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gee....I'd let you pee on me just to see where it came from...................
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish my teachers had looked even half as good as you.
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice pic, but what the hell is http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-17 05:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooooooooo camwhore
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-14 02:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have an ID picture of your ass.....
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-14 02:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SMOKIN HOT.......
Submitted by Valhalla (user info) at 2004-08-14 02:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not sure why you would bother posting this...Amazingly good ID picture though.
Submitted by stevostheking (user info) at 2004-08-14 01:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmm.....
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-04 01:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 days? weird.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-07-31 11:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen when are you coming to Jersey?
I recently acquired some awesome lingerie and thigh highs. Oh man they are so cool.
+2 for me having great taste
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-31 11:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
357 reviews to go!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-28 18:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-27 21:15:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
We really should let this post die.
We really should.
But she is the bomb.
We really should let this post die.
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Alright we'll let it die.
At around 600 reviews.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-07-27 21:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We really should let this post die.
We really should.
But she is the bomb.
We really should let this post die.
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-07-27 21:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty hot. But I'm sure you probably already know that. I just hope you're not a total bitch about it like some hot chicks are.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-07-27 20:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Submitted by Faze (user info) at 2004-07-27 20:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-25 16:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-24 22:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my 15th review exclaiming this woman's beauty, i rule.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-24 00:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-24 00:37:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF? Are those your real eyebrows? They look painted on.
Please post an updated pic. I wanna see some beave, or at the very least some cleave.
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<buttkissingsession>
are you talking bad about the resident UberHotty Kristen? I assure you she is 120% real despite what Method has said. She is not a whore, i will ruin your shit if you even impose that upon the greatness that is kristen
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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-24 00:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF? Are those your real eyebrows? They look painted on.
Please post an updated pic. I wanna see some beave, or at the very least some cleave.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-24 00:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, it's been 2 days since the last review? that's just wrong.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-07-21 11:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-19 02:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah, she's hot. Keep this post alive forever!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-18 16:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm, 10 hours? what a buncha slackers.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-18 05:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, this is going to come in very handy.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-18 02:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a hotty.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-16 18:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only 6k hits? what the heck?
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-07-16 02:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-16 01:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, What a Hotty!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-16 01:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, oh it's true. I'm keepin this one alive.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-16 01:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bring it on, wench
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-16 01:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh heck no, DONITSU resurfaced this?!?! I'm shocked and dismayed.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-07-16 01:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damnit, Georgie. Payback is a bitch...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-16 01:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-16 01:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8 days? it's the end of the world.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-07 02:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ms. Kristen has just informed me that you can indeed touch her teeth, in all their pearly glory.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-07-07 02:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to retract my arrogant, small minded and hypocritical review. I was having a bad day. Please forgive. ~ S
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-07 02:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your teeth.
Can i touch them?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-07-07 02:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello.
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-07 02:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-04 13:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this comment:
"Ok, what color blush goes with my dick in your...ah fuck it, it's too easy."
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-07-04 12:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 days and no reply's? Jeeeez
Uhh, convo whoring, other than bebe clothing, what other clothing lines do you like.
(i wonder if somehow this could make most heated....)
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-01 09:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:13:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad that helped, Munkey!
Envenom,
You ask me about makeup, and I'll reply till my fingers fall off.
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Ok, what color blush goes with my dick in your...ah fuck it, it's too easy.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-07-01 02:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love all whores, especially gay man-whores
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-07-01 02:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! I'm 1/4 Filipino myself, along with Norwegian, Irish, English, and German. Mutts of the world unite! You know what they say about purebreds: slow-to-learn, dumber than mixed breeds and nowhere near as unique. +2 because you're cute and because people take shit too seriously here.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-07-01 00:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1088654577400912627
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-30 20:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:39:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen - Clearly you are an attractive young lady and I believe you do have something to say, but I'm failing to see why you submitted a post that screams, "Look at me! Like me! I'm good looking" with no other substance to the message?
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Because she's fucking hot, that's why. And because she can.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-30 19:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kristen = Pwned
Phinch, you're goin doooown
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-06-30 17:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen - Clearly you are an attractive young lady and I believe you do have something to say, but I'm failing to see why you submitted a post that screams, "Look at me! Like me! I'm good looking" with no other substance to the message?
Disclaimer:
I respectfully defer to your Uber seniority. I don't know what circumstances lead to the submittal. I too find it interesting to see the faces behind the Uber personalities; however, emphasis of the pretty face can be distracting from the things of value you have to say (I doubt seriously this audience really cares about your makeup). Let the things you have to say be the focus not the face (or the ass). Haven't you fallen victim to this before?
I suspect the majority of the Uber users (being lively young men) will disagree with me and in the end I am a sucker for democracy.
Or
Fuck me - you can use your good looks to any ends you like (that works too).
This review is actually a compliment - it you care to see it.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:13:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of makeup, y'all, have you seen Method's pretty picture?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36548
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thats not method, this is:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31644
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad that helped, Munkey!
Envenom,
You ask me about makeup, and I'll reply till my fingers fall off.
Speaking of makeup, y'all, have you seen Method's pretty picture?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36548
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:02:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh sure, respond to Munkey and ignore me Kristen. I'm taking down that poster I have of you on my wall. You know, the one with the blown up picture of the thing from the Target ad. :)
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hey, chicks talking bout make up here.. wait your turn!
Thanks, Kristen! I printed it out!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh sure, respond to Munkey and ignore me Kristen. I'm taking down that poster I have of you on my wall. You know, the one with the blown up picture of the thing from the Target ad. :)
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-30 16:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh, I'd do you in the pooper.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Habeeb,
I'm (deeeeeep breath) Czechoslavakian (or Czech Republican), Polish, Polynesian, Filipina, American Indian, and Spanish. Oh yeah, and 10% Brontosaurus. :-) (Long neck? C'mon now.)
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Jesus tappdancing christ
thats a lotta things to be
you must be the spawn of at least 7 men
GO SOXS WOO!!!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 15:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Munkey,
I have hazel blue/green eyes, too, and I usually use Bobbi Brown's bone, sable, and wheat. (Those are the colors in the picture.)If I want them to look more blue, I use Laura Mercier's desire to line my eyes (I just wet the applicator, dip it in the shadow, and make my own liner) and when I want them to look more green, I use this purpleish shade by Laura Mercier, too-but the name of the color peeled off.
That'll learn you to talk about makeup to me...you'll get a far longer response than you ever wanted. :-)
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-30 14:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still a lovely pic...still worthy of a +2!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-30 14:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the shade of your eyeshadow. My eyes are hazel and i can't
seem to find a shade that suits them.
I am so jealous.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-30 14:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nekked.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 13:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-30 07:31:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
What a misleading title - EVERYONE loves a camwhore
This is the best dollar I have ever spent.
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Ooooooh, I'm telling that hooker on the corner of Lakeshore and 10th you said that...
How long does this thing stay on that Überboard, anyway?
Habeeb,
I'm (deeeeeep breath) Czechoslavakian (or Czech Republican), Polish, Polynesian, Filipina, American Indian, and Spanish. Oh yeah, and 10% Brontosaurus. :-) (Long neck? C'mon now.)
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sorry but...
You nerds gotta get out more
While she certainly ain't a fuckin troll, her eyes are crooked and her neck is too long.
Also, what the fuck is she?
Mexican?
German?
Swedish?
What the fuck?
I hate it when you can't tell what somebody is.
None the less, i'd wham my chub into her.
then I'd send the biocth packin.
GO BEARS WOO!!
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-30 12:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As the Aussies would say...NOICE!
Submitted by samson (user info) at 2004-06-30 11:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, you missy are a hot piece of ass. Next time do a full body pic so we see the whole package.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay okay i fell for it again.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tight, unbuttoned jeans
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-30 10:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Shit, I almost forgot.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-30 07:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a misleading title - EVERYONE loves a camwhore
This is the best dollar I have ever spent.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 07:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn it... If I see this one more time, I'll...
Give it a bunch +2's as soon I can stop drooling on my self.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 06:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was promised naked pics of this fine young woman and i want them now!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-30 06:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-06-30 05:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only saw this thanks to the uberboard. anyways... I'd pee in her butt.
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-06-30 04:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me or is it hot in here?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-30 04:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice! although I suspect I wouldnt be so keen if you opened your mouth
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-06-30 04:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you....
In the pooper!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-30 04:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, its late.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-06-30 03:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i love a camwhore.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 02:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would flush it.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-30 02:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would tap that shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-30 02:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, not totally naked, you can see a little boobie.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-30 02:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
UberMethod: revenge for the boyband remarks
UberMethod: evil wench
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VIOLENT SON OF A STARFISH, IMMA GONNA KICK YO ASS.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-30 02:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Miss Priss complained that I gave her a zero, so I have to make amends
CAAAAAAAAAAAAMWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-30 02:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, people are dropping the ball on this one.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-30 02:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 days and no reply's? jeez, you people are slacking.
Submitted by munado at 2004-06-27 22:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yep, def a high school picture. real pretty gurl, hope this forever scares her away from the internet hehe
Submitted by hairsphincter2 (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"YOU FAKKIN GUY, YOU BAD TROUBLE, GET THE FAKK OUT, FAKKIN GUY!"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a man!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaah you'll never live this down, girlie. Its in my favorites, and I shall review it periodically.
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Just because Method hasn't.
Submitted by Stressedexonian (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're probably the only person ever to have a good ID photo
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is gonna sound incredibly Internet lame, especially noting the high quality content of my last review, but it seems as if i'd failed to mention something.
Damn, you're beautiful.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think my first camwhore picture got 300 hits.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method why are you so gay, just wondering.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeez, its been a whole 5 days since I last rated this. Im slacking off.
CAAAAM WHORE HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone point and laugh!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-03 13:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-30 11:36:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Full Metal Jacket!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-01 15:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a shitty post
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-30 11:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-30 11:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-13 09:23:37 (#)
Ranking: -1
I want to cum in her hair. Wait, I already have. Thanks Printer
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-12 00:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have one of those faces that is familar to everyone.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-12 00:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, we cant let a gem like this get buried under the rubble, can we? Bart has agreed to put this in boredatwork. Your high school photo shall live in infamy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-11 23:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
muahahahahahahahahaahah
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look a lot like my ex girlfriend before she turned into a whore... my fiancee is gonna be jealous if she sees this shit...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLROFLMAWTFBTWSTFU!!!!one!!oneoneone!11one
Dunno what warrants this to keep getting reviews but.. what the fuck
here goes....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to review this like I reviewed "Naked pictures of my 8 year old daughter." Bart may have to put a hitcap on it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaah you'll never live this down, girlie. Its in my favorites, and I shall review it periodically.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUK U AL!!1!!!1111!11!!!!11!!11!!1!!11!!11! WTF
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHA This was your first post?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO DUG THIS UP???
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damm girl, lets get crunked up!
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-11 14:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn bitch you fine!
Submitted by mizuchoudai (user info) at 2004-05-11 13:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't apologize. You're a talented writer, young, and good-looking. The world is your oyster!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-06 19:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spec-fucking-tacular
Submitted by lazaruslng9676 (user info) at 2004-03-10 12:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Very munchable.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-03-10 12:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure would love to read poetry to you as you fall asleep naked in my arms.
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-02 16:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
downward spiral
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-13 09:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I want to cum in her hair. Wait, I already have. Thanks Printer.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-12-12 21:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Never say never." I like camwhores.
Submitted by Yogimus (user info) at 2003-12-12 19:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have enough time to stalk all these people. Wait your turn, woman.
Submitted by era (user info) at 2003-12-12 19:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
marry me.
count it!
:/:\:/:era:/:\:/:
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2003-12-10 23:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"if youthink she is pretty then you are dumb and stupid"
I'll +2 this just for you being a tit.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-10 22:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're a pretty girl, but I could do without the a fake smile, those fake eyebrows, and all the makeup. Nobodys eyebrows are that sculpted. To be cliche, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." It's like pointing out your own insecurities, and that my girl, is not sexy.
Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-10 22:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if youthink she is pretty then you are dumb and stupid
Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-10 22:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ugly
Submitted by dontwanttotellyou (user info) at 2003-12-10 22:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
really look at her eyes they are evil and weird and she just is ugly
Submitted by governorcommonsense (user info) at 2003-11-18 00:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a knockout, thanks for sharing.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2003-11-18 00:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 Because it's a good picture. No, I'm not going to make any lewd references. It's just a good picture.
+1 Because by the time I got to this thread, you have already proven yourself.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-14 19:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This chick needs ME in her
Life.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-25 02:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this chick needs a dick in her
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-23 22:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You want me to stay, ok now I'm definately confused, fuck I need a drink these things always make more sense with a beer.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-23 22:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stay=not sarcastic
RC Cola/Pepsi metaphor=sarcastic
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-10-23 21:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are the type of eyes I could stare at for the rest of my life.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-23 21:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying to figure out if you've said anything so far that wasn't sarcastic.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-23 21:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BongZilla,
Of COURSE I meant to say, "Why settle for MelloYellow when you can have Mountain Dew" or vice versa-whichever fits your pop preferences.
Franger,
What's confusing?
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-23 21:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm becoming confused as to what is sarcasm and whats not.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-10-23 20:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kristen? how can you bag on RC Cola? RC cola owns Pepsi and Coke. Its so good, there's nothing better than a ice cold RC when it's hot out. -2 for that =P
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-23 08:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[some really long comment deleted by bart]
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-23 08:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[some really long comment deleted by bart]
Submitted by snobgeek at 2003-10-23 07:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you add 'need', as in 'need what I think'...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Snob,
Arrrrrrggggg, I dunno what that meant. But I caught that you think I look like a nice person and I'm too detached to delve any further. Thank you for that...
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a nice person who doesn't what I think in their head.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
QueenAshlee is far too good for just anybody, though. And by "just anybody" I really mean Franger. Although, I read your post about getting rid of yourself, Franger, and it's not a good idea. I need somebody to tell me how unappealing and unnattractive I am. I'm sure there would be others willing to step up, but why settle for RC Cola when you can have some Pepsi? Dang, I must be masochistic.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-23 02:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm afraid of marriage.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-22 22:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, Arcanis, you've found out my secret, I can't hide it any longer, I love QueenAshlee. QA, will you marry me?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-22 22:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had a feeling in the very beginning that I would like this one... I've got such good judgement!
Acarnis, what was that link for? It's just a reply to this post made by Yankeehater.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-22 22:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-22 21:50:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw, Franger. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Wait a minute...
Actually, I'd rather you "embrace your nature" and be honest. You think I'm the antithesis of a respectable young lady? Then slap your thigh, spit in the wind, and call me a skanky ho. As long as you're being yourself, who can fault you? Certainly not me.
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heh. i like Kristen already.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-22 22:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I had intended to make a remark about your sexuality, I'd have done so, regardless of what you said. I would never insult homosexuals like that!
Kristen, my dad's parents both died before I was born, and my mom's dad was never really a part of her life. I talked to him once on the phone, but that's it. The only person who was really a part of my life in that manner was my grandmother's 5th (yep) husband, who she married when I was nine. He died when I was twelve, but he during the time they were married, he treated me like one of his own grandkids, so I didn't miss out comepletely on the experience.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-10-22 22:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Franger sooo has a crush on QA. Of course he wouldn't find Kristen attractive.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066727066993122851#228940
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-22 22:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its called anticipating the enemy's move. I'm sure had I not put that QA would have had some scathing reply that I was gay.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-22 22:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Franger,
Why would your not finding me attractive qualify you as gay?
QueenAshlee,
And so modest, too. Oh, I wanted to ask you-Why haven't you ever met your grandfathers before?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-22 21:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, Frangie, I think tht's the first time I've ever agreed with anything you said!
Kristen: Of course I'm right. I'm always right.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-22 21:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't really, I'm just an arsehole, ask QA. Although if you want honest I mean it when I say I don't find you attractive, and before there are any smart arse responses, no I am not gay.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-22 21:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw, Franger. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Wait a minute...
Actually, I'd rather you "embrace your nature" and be honest. You think I'm the antithesis of a respectable young lady? Then slap your thigh, spit in the wind, and call me a skanky ho. As long as you're being yourself, who can fault you? Certainly not me.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-22 21:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I give up, I try to not be insulting and people are still offended, fine I'll embrace my nature. You look like a skanky ho.
Submitted by Mr.Bungle (user info) at 2003-10-22 20:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've made, so bad, I'm hot for teacher!
Couldn't resist.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-22 20:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yes. i would have teacher fantasies for sure....
Submitted by YankeeHater (user info) at 2003-10-22 20:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just think of what a popular teacher you'd be.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-22 17:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubblegum_Lips,
I went to school in Broward County. (In south Florida) I'm from Coral Springs.
QueenAshlee,
I think you're right. His next response was oh-so-flattering and all.
hidden,
+2 for you, too, because you're nice and date crazy women.
Quartermain,
I know, I'm worried about the kids ignoring me or booing me or something. How did you kill the example? Just so I have a secret weapon if needs be...
BongZilla,
Geez, y'all make quite a bit more than I will down here. I think the bus drivers clear more than the teachers do. And they get to slam on their brakes and make kids fall out of their seats. It's such an injustice. The teacher that teaches the Honors American History classes right now is an old guy. I believe he's due for retirement soon and I'll be positioning myself to take over. I really, really hope I get to. Good luck on your MCATS!
GoingBlue,
There are some nice ones stepping out of the woodwork. But dang, just from this post I have found out I have teeth so "fucking perfect they look like they're made of plastic", a head size so large the word "head" is insufficient-it's a noggin, and my hair needs to make up its mind and become either brown or blonde or fall out. For about 2 seconds I was happy to have those trophies and tiaras...but anyway, I'm happy to add my eyebrows to the ever-growing list of flaws. Thankfully you gave me enough compliments to even things out. :)
Manfre,
*-2 cause it hurt my head even more.* I didn't mean to make your head hurt. At least it's not big like mine.
ChicagoGirl,
He has indeed been generous wnough to offer.
YankeeHater,
What, and ruin my spotless reputation around here?
Submitted by YankeeHater (user info) at 2003-10-22 14:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe next time you should submit a topless pic.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know who will do you in the pooper..........
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Manfre,
There was a time a few years back when I weighed 95 pounds. (I'm 5'5) My then-boyfriend called me a lollipop. Sorry to hear you're sick. I hope you feel well soon."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!
+4 cause you made me laugh.
-2 cause it hurt my head even more.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go to school and get a BS in philanthropy. I think that is the most rewarding career in the job market these days.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-22 03:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jebus, people are being quite nasty to you, aren't they Kristen?
I think you are quite a nice person, and with your upbringing, pretty adjusted.
I think you should kick your mother in the head for making your eyebrows look like a seagull, but you are a very pretty young woman and you are smart and down to earth.
You will go far.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-10-22 02:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen, I think right now, starting pay for just a BA is around 28K+, but with a masters it goes up tp 58K, starting at like 42K I think. Trust me, I know I will make more as a doc, hopefully anesthesiologist, I plan on taking my MCATS this august. But if I was a teacher I would definitely be a cool teacher, but Id definitely want to teach honors classes because those kids want to learn, not fuckoffs just going through cause their parents want them too.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not that. You were doing the other thing. With the thing where you do the thing. You know what I mean.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT?! I thought that last one was relatively nice. Geez I can't help it if I'm an bastard.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Frangie, you're doing it again!
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my gord, my butt is so huge! ...Oh wait, no its not. And I don't like normal chocolate ice cream, top deck is the way to go! And I have a tiara, its pretty.
Regardless your still not stunning, I mean your not ugly but your definately not someone I'd pick to win a pageant. +2 though cause at least you have decent and creative comebacks unlike the loser QA.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It went alright. It's hard to make adults care about history, much less children. I did have to kill one of them as an example, but after that I didn't have anymore trouble.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like this one...
nice and down-to-earth.
+2 for you.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I noticed the response you gave him, it was obvious he didn't offend you. I just meant to warn you that it's rare that you'll see him make a positive comment about anything or anyone, and it's bust to ignore him. Whatever works for you is great though.
Submitted by Bubblegum_Lips (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
where did you graduate highschool from you look SO much like someone I know it's going to drive me crazy.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-22 01:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quartermain,
I considered teaching both World and American history. The school I'm TAing at currently has a Medieval Fair every 9 weeks. Sounds kind of dorky, maybe, but it really has been interesting.
Lucky you. Only one semester left. I have almost a year left. I get to actually teach some classes after Christmas break. Have you done that yet? If so, how did it go?
BongZilla,
I don't care how much teachers get paid in Neveda, you won't bank anything near what you would as a doctor. Actually, I do care...how much is a starting salary in Neveda? I can either return home to Florida to teach (I doubt that'll happen) or stay where I am. Neither is all that appealing. Are you going to be one of those "nice" teachers? I'm bad, I plan on being fun but having a pretty serious workload. I'm hoping to be able to teach the Honors classes. Good luck to you as well!
QueenAshlee,
Eh, he didn't hurt me. His anger stems from the desire to wear my tiaras, eat chocolate ice-cream, and lament over whether his butt looks big. That would make anyone bitter.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-22 00:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll quickly form a list of people to ignore here. Franger would be a good one to start with. H'e looking for a flamesite, and somehow got sidetracked with annoying us. My advice: Pay no mind to anything he says.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-10-22 00:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet, Im a History major/Pre-med concentration. If I don't go to med school, Ill get a masters/doctorate and teach at a high school here in vegas. I would be the best high school history teacher ever. Plus they make bank. Nevada State/County empolyees make great money and benefits. I don't know where the hell all of this came from but good luck kristen.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-22 00:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
**i am not an english major and actually going to be a 9th and 10th grade american history teacher.**
This is my eventual goal as well. Although my focus is more on mediaeval Europe than America. One more semester and then hopefully I can teach somewhere.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-22 00:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes,
I wanna see your loooong eyelashes and your big head! Sounds like a lethal combination.
Manfre,
There was a time a few years back when I weighed 95 pounds. (I'm 5'5) My then-boyfriend called me a lollipop. Sorry to hear you're sick. I hope you feel well soon.
Raimee,
You're welcome.
YellowDragon,
*Ducks, covers, prepares for another Swandive*
MAYBE a belly flop.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-21 23:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks.
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2003-10-21 22:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Teacher's Assistant. Hmm... TA... And she's pretty, too, hmmm... T & A! I'm so naughty, naughty I am.
*Ducks, covers, prepares for another Swandive*
YellowDragon
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-21 22:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooooooo do it, but don't blurry over your name!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2003-10-21 22:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a huge head too. it is in my 9th grade yearbook... something about "Yes will always be remebered for his loooooong eye lashes, funny stories and huge head" the 1st part was written by my girlfriend, it was supposed to end their, but my very good friend went in and added the last part. ill try and find it and scan it in cause really have nothing better to do....
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-21 21:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I tend to do that when Im sick.
+1 cause you have a sense of humor.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-21 21:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PAS,
I like you,too! It is weird teaching 15 year old kids, when I'm only 21 myself. They say their poop jokes and I want to laugh but SHOULD be beyond that by now...but I digress. Most of these kiddos may have an initial crush. They won't like me once the homework starts pouring out. Just doing my bit to keep them off this site for you all.
Manfre,
Not even super-giant-bobblehead baseball caps fit me. Thanks for noticing.
El_Guapo,
Done. I dunno how interesting it is, but I have hugged by a few people after they learn of my life.
TheRef,
Are you kidding? I got kicked in the gut after posting a picture of me clothed.
Franger,
Tell me about it.
Raimee,
I checked out your picture-you could have easily been exploited for your beauty instead of your musical talent! I don't think either cases are ideal. At least yours required more than strut, stop, pivot, smile, walk offstage.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-21 20:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You won pageants? I find that hard to believe
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2003-10-21 19:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you want to contribute.....show yer titties
nice smile though
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-21 19:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<insert unnecessary insult just to go along with the crowd>
not really, i try to avoid joining the pack of sharks.
but please post something more interesting.
man i wish i had teachers that looked like you when i was in highschool.
wait, i pretty much had a constant erection in highschool anyway, that would have just been unnecessary temptation, a mt. everest of sexual temptation if you will. now i only have an erection most of the time.
what the fuck, when did i start posting on here outside of work? i'm leaving.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-21 19:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:40:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
You know momanlad, I like the way you type.
I talk like that but find it hard to type the way I speak.
If I did I would be saying something like:
"Momanlad, I 'aint surprised they dont get wot you say. 'Arf the time I don' 'ave a scooby wot you're on about neeva."
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Jesus christ I never saw such brutalization of the english language before.
Why cant you speak like us? We speak good english and we speak it bester than you.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-21 19:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look to have a rather wide head.
Normal baseball caps dont fit you do they?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-21 19:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Raimee is gorgeous.
So is Tina. So am I. We all rule.
Let's go out on the town laydeez!!!
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-21 19:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sam, I don't know. it just happens. And I don't know if it will wear off, I haven't been doing it for very long... although I have done it a lot... usuage of the word pooper increaded 2567% when I started using it.... hmmm...
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-21 19:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually...she looks alot like you. Anyone agree with me???
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-10-21 19:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't listen to Raimee. She is beautiful, too.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-21 18:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062161807407414606
Welcome to ubersite!
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-21 18:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are very pretty.
I wish that I was.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2003-10-21 18:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Post something worthwhile, not that your face isn't. I'd rather laugh at an ugly person's story
than see another hottie with nothing to contribute. No offense but this has been done.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-21 17:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Kristen (I feel sorry for all the boys in your class, they will have major crushes on you - don't break their hearts Miss):p
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-10-21 17:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would love to give a pearl necklace
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen, good job. You avoided the post for quite a long time, and then SAID something when you revisited. Keep it up.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Another good book for this stuff is The Elements of Style by Strunk and White. I think I'll go home and check it out on my lunch.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
loki,
a singular noun ending in "s" would be written as: yes's. it looks wrong, it sounds wrong, but according to all i've learned IS the correct way to write it. if "yes" was a plural noun, it would be written "yes'". i am going by that dang book i practically relied on last year, "elementary rules of useage" by william strunk. i am not an english major and actually going to be a 9th and 10th grade american history teacher. hope this helps some?
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, how is it that your pooper line gets funnier every time I read it? And will it continue to get funny or will the funniness wear off?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-21 16:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sooo IF you are indeed a teacher like you claim, maybe you can answer one and for uber what the rule is for making a word that ends in an "s" possessive.
ie Yes' recipes that don't taste very good at all
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-21 15:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-10-21 14:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey... uhh... I need some help after class. You would make a great TnA, I mean TA.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-21 14:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not immediately, obviously obnoxious, but that could change.
Then again, I suppose it would not hurt to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2003-10-21 12:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
show your tits
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-21 12:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I suggest contributing one of two things, naked pics of yourself, or something I don't feel is a waste of time to read, Thanks.
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couldnt have said it better myself.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give you a +1 just because you promised you wouldn't tell any teens about us.
You are very pretty. Now let us move on...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-21 10:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066745075162523340
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your teeth are so perfect they don't look real. Are they made of plastic?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I suggest contributing one of two things, naked pics of yourself, or something I don't feel is a waste of time to read, Thanks.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, your teeth are fucking perfect. Now go away.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice to meet you. I think you're trying to be sincere and introduce yourself, albeit not the most liked ubersite way, and you're cute so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
You should probably post something more interesting next time though.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-21 09:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where do you teach?
Very nice picture.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-10-21 09:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A +2 for a beautiful woman.
(aww, that Will Zone is so sweet)
Submitted by Choppa (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
evrybody gets a -2 for their first post.
that's just the way we do things around here.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-21 08:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lorens daughter.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is your hair having an identity crisis?
Submitted by hotboxedsquirrel (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You should have posted one of your "interesting things to say" on your first post...rather than a picture.
And in the words of Peter Griffon...
"You can't annex my pool
According to the Geneva Convention
Article 4
Paragraph 3
Sentence 5
Word 3...."The""
Submitted by hotboxedsquirrel (user info) at 2003-10-21 07:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes...nobody does like a camwhore.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love Hadooken (even though he doesnt love me anymore).
I would dedicate a whole post to how great he is, but we've all seen that done before.
I'm with him.
I wash my hands of you and this post (unless a fight breaks out - then I'll be back to shout "Fight FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" from the circle that forms round it).
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey to be honest you have probably already started on a higher plane than many of my original posts. The thing is, i just didn't two hoots about the reaction i was getting. I was amusing myself, which is what is important.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
when i said i knew, i was referring to the fact whether you like it or not, whether you tried for it or not, you are the new flavor of the week. You will soon be on the most heated list and basically will garner way more attention (for somebody new) than you have proven to be deserving of. I wash my hands of this post and you. Good Day.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen, honey, sweety, darling, take my words to heart, for I am rarely this kind to someone who has not yet managed to impress me.
Pitch your tent elsewhere. Camping out on your post and jumping immediately on every reply is NOT going to help your cause. Especially when the post is something such as this.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ what was my first post? "Turds, why do they feel so good"!! From a platform like that the only way i could go was up!!
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momanlad-
i assume that measuring with the same yardstick would assure that there's nowhere to go but up from "nobody likes a camwhore" as well. thanks for making me smile.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd-
you know, you called a spade a spade. i certainly can't nor will deny that i have gone about things the wrong way. i hope you can see how the temptation to take the simple way out is pretty great. in fact, as you will eventually learn, such is the story of my life. need to lose 10 pounds? anorexia. need to study and get good grades? speed. i always assure myself, "next time, i'm going to work my butt off and get there on my merits." but that path of least resistance? it's damn hard to lose that map. thanks for the nice kick in the ass.
Submitted by prezuiwf (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are quite beautiful. I just can't bring myself to give this post a +2 though....
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kristen: Stop caring what other people think and just get on with it. I don't care if you post a picture or not, if i think what you are saying, doing or contributing is funny or interesting, or so random that i like it, i will tell you.
Christ what was my first post? "Turds, why do they feel so good"!! From a platform like that the only way i could go was up!!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hadooken,
you turned on me fast! i guess you "knew" i would finally be unable to resist trying to save face and defend myself, huh? oh well, i gave it a try. i think i'll have to make up a new, anonymous username to get me out of this. as for quickly posting something else-isn't that against "code" here? one post a day? although i don't suppose anyone would be too heartbroken if this were vanquished from the main page...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, thats a really nice reply, and what i said really didnt rate such a thoughtful piece of writing.
if you check out most of the regular users, you will se that many of them started out posting fairly weak stuff. its okay, but as they write more, and develop thier skills the posts they make are higher and higher quality. this is the thing. people come here and see posts by razor and catscradle or whoever, and think "yeah!, thats great! i can do that!" and launch on in. the thing is they cant, you cant, i cant. noone can. its like going to the gym - you work and work on your muscles and eventually they get big and impressive.
you seem intelligent. you seem reasonably interesting. if these suppostions are true, people will read what you have to say, regardless of what you look like.
forget kristy swan and attention whores like that - all they do is garner attention from fuckwits. i dont think you want the attention of fuckwits. my last 10 posts or so havent gotten more than 250 hits. who the fuck cares? not me anymore, because the people who read my posts are generally the people who are here regularly and whose opinions i respect.
if you are worth reading you will get attention.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i see!! i looked up Tilbury on multimap.com: http://tinyurl.com/rptb, i zoomed out to get some perspective.
You are a proper bonifide Essex bird then!! hahahahaha, thats an awful sterotype that is!!
Now Watford http://tinyurl.com/rptj, thats where the bullet at!! Mind you i for some reason always get excited when i go over that massive toll bridge near lakeside and bluewater shopping centres. i don't know why, but it always sends a shiver into my garnetts
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"please don't take the frustration of weeks of "camwhores" with little to add to this site out on me."
guilty until proven innocent sweets. I suggest you come up with something quick to save face.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yep, i was right.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd-
i had the immense misfortune of posting after you. i think that you know this was not an attempt to piss you off, to push your post down, or to in any other way offend you. just bad timing. i realize that over the past couple weeks more and more pictures of unknown users that have nothing to contribute have been posted. like i said, my roomie has been reading stuff off this site for some time; i, too, have become an uber-groupie of sorts. unlike some of the aforementioned posters, however, i will post more interesting things. i have stories in mind. i have life-experiences to boot. i have noticed other things about this site. the best way to get hits on your actual good stories is to either:
1. have been a member of this site for awhile
or
2. to become notorious/get your name out there
the unfortunate quickest way to get your name out there? post your picture. look at the girl with the non-penis. if she were to post something today, people would be all over it. i understand the seniority thing. people such as you have earned a lot of respect here and rightfully so. you all deserve to have your posts read and rated, undoubtedly. there is a lot of filler to wade through on here. for every "iddqd" there are 10 kristy swans. i don't want to be a thorn in anyone's side. i had no intention of annoying you, of getting validation on the way i look, or anything else. i just wanted to take the easy way to notority. yeah, i was/am copping out. i'm not proud of that. however, i like many of you put a lot into my writing and didn't want to have my first 10 pieces ignored. again, i apologize for knocking your post down. please don't take the frustration of weeks of "camwhores" with little to add to this site out on me.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah I s'pose I'd cum on you.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah... Im from Romford way (well Tilbury really but there you go, someones gotta come from that part of England).
Spent a lot of time in the city because of friends - mainly between finsbury and bethnal green... Worked in the west end for a while... then near Kings Cross (no, I wasn't a tart)... you know how it is - everyone commutes up town from Essex. Its the thing to do - the clubs are better.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-21 06:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let the heat begin. Minus 2 because I know where this is going.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Belle, i don't suppose i am that pygmalion-esque; "where ma fleurs guv-nor", i only speaks it as i hears it in me head. Am i now to suppose that you were born within earshot of the Bow bells? I was born in earshot of Watford Football club (in fact next door at Watford General). where am i going with this....
here is the place
http://tinyurl.com/rps0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah man, that was a bit harsh.
I'm confused.
Do I love you or hate you?
Am I gay?
ATTN GHEY ME.
<whimpers>
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What he said. You're pretty, but nobody really cares. You seem to have the potential to contribute something intelligent to this site. Please don't disappoint me.
Us. I meant us.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By beautiful I mean ugly and by love I mean hate.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heres some advice kristen.
youre attractive. i think that you are well aware of your attractiveness. id not think you would have posted your picture if you didnt have a certain pride about your appearance. the thing is, with the internet, and specifically with ubersite, people (the people that really matter) dont really care what you llok like. when you post utter time and space wasting shit that pushes posts like mine down the page, people hate it (especially me and especially when you push my posts down).
i dont care what you look like at this stage. we will never meet. if, however, you happen to write some really interesting and/or funny posts, i may be interested in placing a face to the words. i think that this sentiment holds true for most of the regulars here.
in essence, all we rreally care about is what you say, not who you are, or what you look like.
all you need be is entertaining.
this was not entertaining.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are beautiful.
Apollo's in love.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know momanlad, I like the way you type.
I talk like that but find it hard to type the way I speak.
If I did I would be saying something like:
"Momanlad, I 'aint surprised they dont get wot you say. 'Arf the time I don' 'ave a scooby wot you're on about neeva."
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you like like a girl i knew in high school. she was pretty cool and i am in a semi good mood so I wont attack you yet. Thats a freebie, dont give me reason too.
Submitted by Turbo at 2003-10-21 05:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The title says it all.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See SoxSexSax knowns it!! Good, now thats settled then.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden mate i wish i could cross-reference this for you, but i don't a monkeys is a real term that believe it or not i use quite frequently. Whilst i can't think of exactly why that is a word that me an my brethrin use, i can assure you as to it's validity.
For instance,
Herbert :"Sorry Quentin, but i cannot pay you that monkey i owe you (monkey= £500)"
Quentin: "i don't give a fuckin monkeys, you gimme my fuckin dosh before i spaz your face off"
You must have heard of that one before? Rodneys perhaps not, but "i don't give a monkeys", that's got to be known globally surely!!
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Matt, did you just say you don't give a monkeys?"
"I don't give a monkeys" is Brit slang for "Who cares?"
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The quality of posts on Uber falls further...
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice to meet you too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, did you just say you don't give a monkeys? come on now. i think you're starting to make things up, now. this stuff can't ALL be real Brit slang.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-21 05:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here we go again!! Brace yourself, this could go either way - good or bad. I for one, do not give a monkeys if you post a picture of yourself, it's all the more stuff to photoshop.
Anyway nice to meet you