Violation - Part 1 (1792 hits)
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Submitted by Jordanna Logan <nene34.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-22 04:51:23 EDT
OK, my first attempt at a proper Post. Hopefull, VIOLATION will be a 3 part series, but that all depends on how well it is received. Here goes.
SMEAR TEST
This, gentlemen, is the one good reason you have for getting down on your knees and licking the holy golden honey covered balls of god for making you a man. (Well, attempting to in any case.)
For those of you too ignorant to know the meaning,process or reasoning for this test, it is as follows: (oh, and I wasn't comdemning you about that, in this case ignorance is bliss)
Each woman, within the first year of being sexually active is supposed to go for a smear test. Most don't, so when they turn 20 (the age at which the health service assumes you have had sex.fools.)an appointment is made for them.
The Test involves collecting a sample of genes from the kneck of the womb, which is then sent for a routine check for pre-cancerous cells.
Now I understand that this is carried out for my own welfare, not just for the crack, and Yes I should be grateful for the fact that my health service provides this test in an attempt to safe guard me from developing cancer, and in turn, hopefully prolonging my life....................
Yet I cannot help but feel violated.
For when the pamphlet arrive sthrough my letter box informing me of my appointment date and the general quota of the test, I cleverly deduced that to retrieve this sample from the very top of the kneck of my womb...........That somebody is going in. And I had the vague feeling that that someone probably wasn't going to be me.
My Surgey had also, very consideratly, booked m,y appointment 4 weeks in advance, giving me for weeks the re-organise my diary on the said date. And 4 weeks to sweat about it.
I begin my investigation. I interogate every woman I know abouve the age of consent and below the menopause about their Smear Test experience. The explanations I received only proved to back-up my original suspicions. This was going to be the most embarrassing experience of my life.
I get pinched face after Pinched face, whinceing at the mention of the word, and the same
"Oooh, they're not nice you know......"
Yeh. Like I was expecting to be having a pleasurable experience.
So the day of my dreaded test arrives. I sit at work mindlessly staring into space, and running over the evidence I have compiled. It doesn't look pretty. I weigh up the por's and con's of keeping the appointment and eventually conclude that I am in no hurry do die of cancer, So I pick up my car keys.
I sit in the surgery for 50 Minutes. I am eventuall called to the nurses office, and greeted (yes you guessed it) the nurse.
Nurse Judy. Oh nurse Judy is nice as pie.Which Is probably directly related to the fact that SHE ATE ALL OF THEM.
This woman is gigantic. I take a seat next to gigantic nurse Judy. Not necassarily by choice, as Im pretty positive that no matter where I choose to sit in this room, Its gonna be next to her.
I glance on her desk and see a spreadsheet of names and times, Its title being 'Smear Tests'.
'So' begins my walrus.....sorry, Nurse. 'What can I do for you?'
It right there. My name in CAPITAL LETTERS next to 11 O'clock. She just read it. Only seconds ago did she tick the box NEXT to my name. I get the distinct feeling that form here on in, my Walrus is't going to make this easy for me.
'Erm....Im here for a smear.....Please' I mutter feebily.
'Ok, strip from the waist down and pop yourself on the bed' She said, pointing to the rather cold looking black leather stretcher in the far corner of the room.Next to her.
Now usually I would never be such a slut. Usually, I would expect a few Dates, Dinner and Moet, AT LEAST. And while I was on this train on thought, the words 'What-ever-happened-to-good-old-coversation?' Ran through my mind. I almost giggled. But I was too busy shitting myself.
To be continued.....?????
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Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-02-11 08:48:20 EST (#)
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Is there a part two?
Did you run away?
Inquiring minds need to know.
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-11-07 09:30:44 EST (#)
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Badass - You need to chill the fuck out.
It was supposed to be a humorous account of an uncomfortable experience.
I may not have achieved that in your opinion, but theres no need to take it to heart.
Sweetheart.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2003-10-29 07:40:59 EST (#)
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"This, gentlemen, is the one good reason you have for getting down on your knees and licking the holy golden honey covered balls of god for making you a man"
Fuck off with your bullshit! There are heaps of reasons that being a man is better than being a woman:
- We don't menstruate;
- We can join the infantry;
- We're generally more accepted for our IQ size than we are for our bra size;
- We can lift more, work harder and cooperate better, making us more useful.
There are others, but I won't exhaust the list. Add more, I welcome it. And be grateful of things that benefit you, even if they do cause a bit of discomfort. It's people like you that want the path of least resistance to take the place of the path of common sense and well-being.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-10-29 06:57:05 EST (#)
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as a gynocologist, i have a professional interest in you continuting the story. i would get more to the bare bones of the matter though, and reduce the jovial tone a bit. It can be a bit too dipsy.
i may have something wrong with my balls that will require an ultrasound, so I understand your embarrassment. they put goop on your balls and run a little scanner all over them. i witnessed this procedure take place on my three year old son, who seemed to enjoy it all with out any care in the world.
i view the prospect with great anxiety, though, unless i can find a female ultrasound operator. Perhaps if you trained as one, you could do my balls, and I could look up your cunt for you?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-23 23:14:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 04:23:59 (#)
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Oh oh oh...Queen....Ive been looking for you
Rate or rate me....or dont.
As you see fit c'ptain
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 10:05:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by R.P.McMurphy (user info) at 2003-10-23 09:14:21 (#)
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(oh, and I wasn't comdemning you about that, in this case ignorance is bliss)
if ignorance is bliss you must be the happiest bitch for miles around.
why do you think anyone male or female would want to read this?
Actually some people found it interesting an amusing. You my friend are bliss.
Submitted by R.P.McMurphy (user info) at 2003-10-23 09:14:21 EDT (#)
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(oh, and I wasn't comdemning you about that, in this case ignorance is bliss)
if ignorance is bliss you must be the happiest bitch for miles around.
why do you think anyone male or female would want to read this?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-23 08:53:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 08:21:15 EDT (#)
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Obviously a REALLY funny and intelligent person is logged into Uber today
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 08:09:58 EDT (#)
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Erm.....which wanker put all this shit on my post??
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-23 08:02:53 EDT (#)
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This place is like a student wine bar. Jesus.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 08:00:57 EDT (#)
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Kristen - Damn I LIKE YOU.
Belle - I found one a few months ago. lord oh lordy did I freak the fuck out. Took all morning to sort myself out. My doctor kept saying, come back in two weeks if its not gone. 4 times I went back and it wasnt gone. But still he did not refer me. No it was gone. still no referal. Actually....thats a bit fucked up isnt it.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:57:39 EDT (#)
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I wish I was a doctor. A boob examining doctor.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:52:33 EDT (#)
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I hate smears. They're awful experiences...
I have a boob examination thing tomorrow... nice. My mum had breast cancer and I have found yet another lump... I have found three so far (since I started checking) - none of them have been anything other than a lumpy boob.
Im hoping theyre sick of stick needles in me by now... we shall see.
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:44:07 EDT (#)
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Uh... no.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:41:04 EDT (#)
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I know alot of people know alot of things.
They just know jack shit about what I know.
and vicey versey - ahahaha. I love tigger.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:40:32 EDT (#)
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SnobGeek,
Quit polluting the girl's post. God. You're stinking worse than all this talk of pap smears and poontang. Ha. You smell worse than poon. Go away now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:38:44 EDT (#)
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Cos I'll break your face.
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:34:11 EDT (#)
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Generally speaking people make me sick. Most people seem to think they're the only one who knows anything. They smell, too.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:24:14 EDT (#)
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Snob - Strangely enlightening.
Do you care for anything anybody has wrote?
Or are you here to not care about things?
Kristen - I agree. Maybe Ill tell all one day.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:17:51 EDT (#)
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Also, Jordanna-
I read on your other post that you're in a band. THAT is something I'd really enjoy reading about. There aren't nearly enough badass rocker-chicks!
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:16:13 EDT (#)
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Now you're with me. How does it feel?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:06:56 EDT (#)
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ARGH! tart -im sorry i got confused.
Snob - I was gonna ask - WHATTHEFUCK - and then i realised I dont care.
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:52:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:50:43 EDT (#)
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Im not Apollo first of all!
And why dont you come and find out baby!
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:50:14 EDT (#)
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Do I need permission? No.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:48:07 EDT (#)
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Snob - Not once did I ask you to.
Neither do I. Good day to you sir.
Apollo - So you are in fact made of glass. Do you splinter?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:39:34 EDT (#)
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Estoy hecho de vidrio, yo tengo aún un vidrio como
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:38:25 EDT (#)
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Do I care? I wonder.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:36:20 EDT (#)
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Snob - Thanks for your input. But you didn't have to -2 me again!
Oh, and I just read every single one of your posts. Well written, descriptive, interesting, intelligent, well informed pieces of writing.
You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house.
And if you have a glass jaw, You should watch your mouth.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:34:57 EDT (#)
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haha, you said bollocks. english people don't just talk funny they type funny too.
It is probably a good thing there are no more stirrups, otherwise I don't know if I could read the other parts.
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:30:04 EDT (#)
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I read it and I thought - whoopee fucking do.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:15:23 EDT (#)
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Indoninja - Really sorry to disappoint you, but there were no stirrups involved.
Read your post, liked it alot. poor you and your gooey bollocks.
Snobgeek - I fuckin hate no comments. If you don't like it, TELL ME WHY!!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2003-10-23 05:42:39 EDT (#)
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Where are the stirrups? How could write about something like this and not mention the stirrups. Do we have to wait till part two to hear about them? That has to be one of the most terrifying things about a hospital, I have never even seen them and they scare me, and I am a dude. And I don't scare easy. I have been to some of the most fucked up hospitals in the world with stone age technology, and I prefer that to the stirrups. I much prefer the umbrella up the pee-hole swab for VD, than having to take door number two and put my feet in the stirrups. I prefer the health treatment I got here http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064818642168916340 then to the stirrups. Is this some kind of weird phobia, or do those things freak every guy out.
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 05:38:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 05:29:09 EDT (#)
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Hey G, No probs.
The point of this post is not to freak out all the male users by talking about the actual process, but to explain the events up to and after.
I do actually realise that most men dont wanna hear about the actual process, and most women dont like thinking about it, which is why I haven't actually wrote about it.
Thanks for the advice bud.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-10-23 05:06:57 EDT (#)
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Oh man, I have a feeling you'll be getting crap about that shadow/penis for quite some time, and for some reason I feel partially responsible. Uh, sorry, here's a +2 to make everything better.
Anyway, it's a good thing I felt obligated to give you a good rating, or surely I would have given you a much deserved -2 with a severe repremanding. Like we don't EVER need to hear the messy details of feminine hygenic procedures or examinations. The women already know how much they suck, and the men would like to pretend they don't happen. And second, try typing your posts in Word or something first to catch the typos. I know you're a self proclaimed computer imbecile, but Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V will quickly become your best friends. Stupid Brits, who gave them access to the Internet anyway?
-Bus
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 04:23:59 EDT (#)
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Oh oh oh...Queen....Ive been looking for you
Rate or rate me....or dont.
As you see fit c'ptain
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-23 04:14:38 EDT (#)
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Mango, you've got no idea how far up they stick that thing. It goes way past where any penis should, and it is NOT comfortable.
Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-10-22 17:42:07 EDT (#)
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All I have to say is....."Could you slide a little further down the table?"
Submitted by Magno (user info) at 2003-10-22 17:28:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:17:37 (#)
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The Smear is no different than testing done on a man which involves a q-tip up the urethra.
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NO DIFFERENT?!?! At least the vagina is DESIGNED to be an in-hole. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is supposed to go up the urethra. That's gotta hurt like hell. And in case you never noticed, a urethra isn't big. Ow. Ow. Ow. I have to stop thinking about this now.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-22 16:43:46 EDT (#)
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This past summer I had mine done. The doctor asked if I minded if a resident was able to observe. I didn't care. So the doctor does it and then asks if I mind if the resident does as well. I let him. It got really weird when the doctor was demonstrating on my left breast how to check for cancer. The resident was practicing on my right breast. I left there feeling like I had just taken part of an inadvertant threesome. Onto your post-Jordanna, I wouldn't make a three part series out of this...we all know what happens and no guy wants to hear about it and no woman wants to relive it beyond that once a year checkup. Write the conclusion and then move on. I do like your style, though. And the nice as pie crack was funny. I'll read whatever you post next. :)
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-22 14:56:09 EDT (#)
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I have to agree with NotApologizing.
It was well written, but really more than I needed or cared to know.
Submitted by Emily <browneyedgirl123.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-10-22 14:10:26 EDT (#)
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Heh heh heh, it's funny you should mention something like this. I spent a lot of yesterday explaining what a Pap smear is to a group of guys who were curious in one of my classes. Apparently a few of their girlfriends had been thinking about going to get one and the guys felt too stupid to ask what it was. After explaining what goes on, however, I got a lot of horrified looks. I ended with "See why it's better to just save yourself from asking things where you know the answer isn't going to be a pleasant one?"
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:50:46 EDT (#)
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gee... thanks for reminding me... i have a pap appointment on the 28th.... i hate the part when they stick the cold metal in you and then BAM! youre open to the world...
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:17:37 EDT (#)
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The Smear is no different than testing done on a man which involves a q-tip up the urethra.
My only problem is when my gyno comes into the room with an "assistant." I've heard horror stories of assistants being nothing more than personal friends of the doc who paid to sit in on some routine examinations.
I'm not saying I believe those stories to be true, I'm just saying that I like to at least know the person examining me.
Submitted by LabRat (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:02:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:52:32 EDT (#)
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None too pleasant.
Regarding testing me for STD's, I was kidney pains in January of this year and one of the tests the doctor gave me was for Chlamydia. The do that by inserting a tiny cotton swab into ones urethra. I was nervous of fucking hell. I had heard these tests were very painful. Was nowhere near as bad as I was imagining, but I am squirming in my chair as I write this. Ouch!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:50:08 EDT (#)
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Thanks phinch. Sorry about your eyes. Ill do better next time.
Tart thinks you spelt tits wrong.
I know you spelt writing wrong.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:46:00 EDT (#)
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'+1 because you have the guts to wear that outfit.'
I think you spelt 'tits' wrong.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:34:50 EDT (#)
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you have writting potential.
when you continue the story, proofread at least once. I cant say my eyeballs are bleeding, but they hurt.
+1 cause its a post that needs improvement
+1 because you have the guts to wear that outfit.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:00:44 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Reminds me of when not-quite-funny comediannes revert to period and mammogram jokes.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:53:16 EDT (#)
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Women are weird.
+2 coz I forgot before....
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:44:12 EDT (#)
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Because it doesnt involve much insertion.
And the whole - women have to be in the right state of mind to be
turned on - thing. A walrus with a clamp and a spade....
oooh, yes please. Moron.
Kiddin, you know I love ya.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:39:36 EDT (#)
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I was only joking.
I wouldnt mind being a gynecologist though.
The only time I have ever witnessed a girl get an 'insertion' her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she said 'ooooooh oooooooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!'
Why is it any different? Especially when its strangers in nurses uniforms.
Oh now Ive got a stiffy....
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:38:26 EDT (#)
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I don't have the stomach for this kinda talk. It's really an amazing phenomenon if you think about it. Here I am, a normal, red-blooded vagina loving man, but I can't listen to this story about vaginas. I guess I really am an ape. Here's my new quote then: "I just wanna cum in and wreck the place. SHE can worry about damage cuntrol and maintenance." (referring to Gynecology)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:31:17 EDT (#)
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Nice post..... I guess... Errr....
Ya, that's more information than I needed, but thanks I guess...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:22:11 EDT (#)
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The smear test sounds incredibly enjoyable.
Well not really.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2003-10-22 06:51:29 EDT (#)
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Just hope you don't get the old...
"don't you work at the bank on Main Street?" line when she's down under.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 06:17:40 EDT (#)
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I wish if I went for a test the doctor would say, 'please insert your penis into this sir'.
I would be that bothered what it was, as long as it was warm.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 06:13:15 EDT (#)
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No it damn well isnt.
You'll find out what its like when I continue it.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 06:04:21 EDT (#)
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I would have thought that would have been a nice feeling?
Is it not like having someone 'dildo' you? Right in there!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 06:02:13 EDT (#)
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Method : Heheheheh. <smirks>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:58:36 EDT (#)
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Gave Jordanna a stiffie too.
So sorry, i couldn't resist.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:46:34 EDT (#)
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Oooh this gave me a stiffy.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:43:02 EDT (#)
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Ahhh... in the words of Ben Elton "Just scrape my fanny and fuck off!".
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:33:45 EDT (#)
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I apologize for my crude behavior. Truthfully, its a good read, keep up the great work. No more pee-pee jokes, i promise.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:33:23 EDT (#)
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The wrathe of apollo strikes again.
I think you may have to be promoted to Body guard soon.
Cheers bud.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its not a case of banging her.
I just consider it decency to give her a chance.
The post was quite amusing, okay it was poorly written in parts but it doesn't deserve the constant reference to her pee pee (which is clearly a belly button).
Method I like you and I like your posts, the bugs one was quality, but for fucks sake you are being a tit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did. You got a 2. Heres another one, just for you. Cuz youre "special".
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method: No offence honey, but could you just stick to rating the post?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo, no point in defending this girls honor, you're never gonna bang her.
Or would she bang you.....with her pee-pee.....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method : Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oww!
The only thing I think this can be compared to for a man is when (and this is second hand knowledge people) you have to be check for an STD and they put the umbrella up your cock then open it and drag it out.
Man that hurts.
Or so I have been told.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Peeee-peeee
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-22 05:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry. I just read it, it's a great story, keep up the good work.
How's your pee-pee doing, by the way?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-10-22 04:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, didnt bother reading the post, when i see your name all I think of is a sideways blurry picture of boobies. And belly buttons. And pee-pees.