Uber Meet - UK (2742 hits)
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Submitted by Tartpumper (View user info) at 2003-10-22 08:36:00 EDT
Well, us people in England would all love to go to America to meet you US guys, I know I fucking would, but money, time off work, risk of arrest in a foreign country etc. are kind of putting me off slightly.
So, as a first step to one day maybe a international Uber meet in Amsterdam, Im putting forward a request for all the UK uberers to meet up somewhere in the middle of the country and get totally wankered. What do you say?
Things we need to know:
1) Yes or No?
2) When?
3) Where?
You could all come and stop at my house. The floor could probably fit three, sofas - two, my flatmates room - three and my bed - two (eh Shayene?!)
Anyway, as Manfres post suggests, please do the same, leave your answer, where you are and where you wanna meet. Im not to arsed about getting a train to London and Im sure me, citizenkained, tuesday and Apollo could get on the train and get wasted before we even get there!
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-16 04:29:32 EST (#)
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Im still up for it as well. Honestly, everyone can come and stop at my house but Preston is a bit shit.
I dont wanna drive down to London and then find Im the only one that went.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-12-16 03:22:34 EST (#)
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I'm still up for it, but I'm getting stationed back in the states in Feb.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-16 03:16:22 EST (#)
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Are we going to pull this one from the archives?
If so, dont write anything else except for something small like 'I'll come' so I can count ya!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-11-04 11:36:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-28 12:32:55 (#)
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I've been okay, thanks. Sick as well, but in the usual way.
Did a bit of drinking over the weekend, not much but enough to make me stagger, drool, touch women's asses, curse a lot to myself, vomit and pass out.. all by 8 pm. Yes, it was a successful weekend.
Jordanna- I saw photos of your group, you were looking HOT! That guy in the group looks... funny.
What do you sound like?
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What pictures?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-04 11:18:57 EST (#)
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CALL OUT TO MOMANLAD:
Tonight is the night. The night we have been waiting for. The night when the two titans of football clash. Tonight is the night of......
THE MIGHTY PRESTON NORTH END vs WATFORD
If we win tonight Momanlad you will never hear the end of it! hahaha
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-28 13:39:35 EST (#)
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5th and 6th of december? I am out then. I am out of here 12-14 November and wont be back until march.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-28 12:32:55 EST (#)
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I've been okay, thanks. Sick as well, but in the usual way.
Did a bit of drinking over the weekend, not much but enough to make me stagger, drool, touch women's asses, curse a lot to myself, vomit and pass out.. all by 8 pm. Yes, it was a successful weekend.
Jordanna- I saw photos of your group, you were looking HOT! That guy in the group looks... funny.
What do you sound like?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:53:41 EST (#)
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6th would be best for me.
Insane : I have been pretty sick. Not sick in my usual twisted way but ill. How about yourself?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:49:51 EST (#)
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Dont mind, I will have to book a couple of days off either way.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:47:10 EST (#)
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What would be best for everyone? the 5th or the 6th?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:44:35 EST (#)
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hey jordanna.
Apollo, what's been going on in your world lately?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:43:15 EST (#)
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The 5th or the 6th??
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:34:42 EST (#)
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Ah shit I havent read this!
Im here reporting for duty mistress. Can I lick the shit off your boots mistress??
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:34:09 EST (#)
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Hadooken, looks like it might be on the 5/6th of December, in Birmingham. I haven't seen anyone object to it yet.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-28 05:02:21 EST (#)
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Any dates hammered out for this thing yet? I need to check my calendar.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-28 04:59:09 EST (#)
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Time to re-group.
Could Apollo88 Tartpumper and Insane please all report for duty on
the ubermeet uk post today.
Asap.
Havent spoken to you guys for days.
on the verge of depression. Seriously.
I need you guys, where are you???
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-27 14:29:07 EST (#)
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Europeans will be happy to know that our new $20 bill looks more nd more European. With the multicolored. Much like the gay pride flag we all hold so near and dear.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-27 11:24:04 EST (#)
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Cheerio lads. Im off to the gentlemans club this evening to play some billiards and quoff some fine ale.
(Roughly translated in to "american" - Screw you guys Im going home - will be going to the bar tonight to play pool and drink lots of beer).
Oh yeah... since WHEN did beer taste better fresher? How fucked up is that?????/
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-27 11:19:02 EST (#)
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<throws punch>
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-27 11:06:53 EST (#)
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chip chip cheerio, hahahaha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-27 10:51:24 EST (#)
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manfre : chip chip cheerio? Only severely gay peopel would say that. They would be punched.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-27 10:39:06 EST (#)
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So 5th/6th of December in Birmingham?
ANy objections?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-27 08:21:10 EST (#)
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Ive never seen so many brits talking in one place.
God damnit whers my tactical nuke? Fuck I sent it to get cleaned today.
Whats the head count? I started reading through and all the talk of wanker, bobbies, bloody hell, mate, chip chip cheerio and all that rubbish, and some other words Ive never heard of confused me.
Ah sorry I had to poke some fun. I just saw 28 Days Later the other day and got confused as shit. Mainly because I didnt understand some of your "curse" words. Why not just say fuck, bitch, shit, and dick instead of wanker, cunt and blimey?
What IS with chip chip cheerio and all that rubbish? Is that a real saying?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-27 07:47:24 EST (#)
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Hey you guys!!
Its Monday morning, and I am pissed off.
Badly. I dont ever remember being so pissed.
In desperado needo of a jointo.
Have we decided ona date yet??
Tart - where are you????!!!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-27 07:20:49 EST (#)
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5/6th is cool.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-27 00:09:33 EST (#)
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Alright, how does the 5th and/or the 6th of December work for everybody?
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-26 11:40:03 EST (#)
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22nd of november is my 23rd b'day.
I am intending on watching Watford at vicarage road, taking in the lowly West Ham of East London fame. I was intending on going to the pub at 11am, going to the game at 3pm. Upon game finishing, going to the pub till about 11pm - then maybe a curry, then bed to sleep like a baby until i feel like death the next morning. In short, this day is out.
Unless of course i jacksie the football in (painful) and do a circle line pub crawl and you meet me in London for an all dayer. i doubt anyone will do this though will they?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-26 06:37:19 EST (#)
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I want you to come too Insane!
I haven't decided definitely but I'm a possible by all means.
Submitted by Trailblazer (user info) at 2003-10-25 18:40:23 EDT (#)
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While not a huge uber poster, I am a big reader. And being a UK uber-reader, that makes me a piss-up fan by default. So if I am not too busy already, I might go. I live about 10 miles from Brum anyway so its not like it would be out of the way for me!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-24 08:33:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck, PAS is going to be there too? What a nice group- Apollo88, Momanland? Tartpumper, Jordanna, who else?
I WANNA COME I WANNA COME I WANNA COME
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-24 08:04:07 EDT (#)
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PAS : I agree. A saturday makes things a lot easier.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-23 22:29:03 EDT (#)
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3:28, and it's colder than a well diggers boot outside.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-23 22:17:27 EDT (#)
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The time is now...
3.22am
Whoops :p
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-23 20:43:29 EDT (#)
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Any weekend is good for me, but I think you and I are the only two in this neck of the woods uyp at this ungodly hour, so it may have to wait for those sorry asses to wake up later.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-23 20:25:59 EDT (#)
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The 22nd is a Saturday, I'd rather come up Saturday early afternoon, that gives a day's worth of drinking, hooyar master chief.
Not that I've discussed this with my other half yet...so all is subject to confirmation.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-23 20:18:48 EDT (#)
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Yeah I'll be around, I just don't know if I can make it on a Friday since I get off work at 11 at night on most fridays.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-23 20:15:45 EDT (#)
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No big deal travelling to Birmingham but not the 15th November. You gonna be around the weekend after? What about the 22nd?
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-23 20:05:15 EDT (#)
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Hey PAS I think Belle was the only one that could come up with a solid plan, and she's not even going.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:42:25 (#)
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Ok kiddies.
Birmingham, Broad Street - excellent selection of bars, restuarants and clubby atomsphere on a weekend. Wear your best stuff and look Gucci - trainers will not get you in (unless you want to funk it in Sercos - which I would recommend if you like chilled out beats... however, that apparently has been closed down according to sources in my office).
Secondly, all three local train stations are within about five minutes walk. Thats new street, moor street and snow hill.
I would also recommend going for a drunken boogie at the medicine bar (very near to godskitchen if you're hell bent of that one Tart).
I suggest doing it four weekends from now making it November the 15th and that way Party will be home.
Have fun!!! xxx
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-23 19:51:47 EDT (#)
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HELLO!
What's been decided guys? I was at work until after 10pm tonight, I haven't had time to check Uber in the last couple of days.
I am interested in this UK meet up and would like to know more.
Thanking you kindly
PeopleAreStrangerThanMe
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 11:26:40 EDT (#)
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Tartpumper......
Your fuckin hellacool.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 11:25:48 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066826160244520053#230431
hahahahaha
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 11:25:42 EDT (#)
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oh we have a winner. joy oh joy.
its genious i tell thee.
all hail.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-23 11:18:04 EDT (#)
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is ti just me, or is this random joe who keeps copying and pasting everywhere really annoying? What a plonker, he must be bored
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-23 08:05:48 EDT (#)
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[some really long comment deleted by bart]
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 08:01:40 EDT (#)
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Im at work. But Im not working. This does not make a change.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:54:46 EDT (#)
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Well Im off work on Monday and im going to view a new house. So up yours
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:44:44 EDT (#)
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Im not working... Im looking for a new job.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:44:10 EDT (#)
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Apollo - Cruel.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:39:36 EDT (#)
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I just thought everyone would like to know that I am off work today.
I am about to have my first spliff of the day.
Enjoy *working* everyone.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:26:27 EDT (#)
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which parts were budgiefyed?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:09:17 EDT (#)
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Oh I have, just not last night. Last night she was half woman, half budgie.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 07:05:23 EDT (#)
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This i sway to complicated and annoyijng to have a whole converstaion with.
So far we have established that you didnt have sex with a monkey boy. Good on ya jamie,
I wouldn't have either.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:54:10 EDT (#)
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porque usted me preguntó: Tuvo usted el sexo anoche con un chico de mono?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:51:37 EDT (#)
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Entonces por qué pensé era un mono?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:44:55 EDT (#)
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The monkey boy was, in fact, half woman, half budgie.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:40:07 EDT (#)
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Apollo - Good morning to you. I like it now i can do it!!
Tart, i got : not, was average woman, medium budgie.??
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Submitted by snobgeek (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:39:29 EDT (#)
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Maybe, if we were really lucky, there'd be a fire or something.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:36:04 EDT (#)
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Stop it!
You know i don't like it when you do that!
;-)
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:31:14 EDT (#)
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No, era media mujer, medio budgie
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:25:35 EDT (#)
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Tart - Good mornin to you old chap.
Tuvo usted el sexo anoche con un chico de mono?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:18:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:42:25 (#)
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Ok kiddies.
Birmingham, Broad Street - excellent selection of bars, restuarants and clubby atomsphere on a weekend. Wear your best stuff and look Gucci - trainers will not get you in (unless you want to funk it in Sercos - which I would recommend if you like chilled out beats... however, that apparently has been closed down according to sources in my office).
Secondly, all three local train stations are within about five minutes walk. Thats new street, moor street and snow hill.
I would also recommend going for a drunken boogie at the medicine bar (very near to godskitchen if you're hell bent of that one Tart).
I suggest doing it four weekends from now making it November the 15th and that way Party will be home.
Have fun!!! xxx
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-23 06:08:06 EDT (#)
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Birmingham then, yeah? I haven't been there since Burscough won the F.A. Trophy back in May.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-10-22 23:37:32 EDT (#)
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I would go to London or wherever...my best friend lives in London.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 16:44:25 EDT (#)
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What do you mean scouser reasons momanlad?
Dickweed.
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2003-10-22 16:11:57 EDT (#)
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+2 cuz of the bill... used to watch that all the time.
an uber meet would rule... how about in yorkshire cuz im currently serving the queen... oh joy...
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-22 14:02:21 EDT (#)
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This does all sound like fun. Prefer Brum to Liverpool for scouser related reasons. Broad Street i didn't rate all that highly when i visited last time (Watford Vs Southampton Villa park, FA cup semi). The uni is nice, and i suppose i have mates both at Birmingham University, Aston Uni, and a brummie boy from Sellyoak.
Again though, i can't afford ANYTHING due to severe financial contraints. It's all about me
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-22 13:44:42 EDT (#)
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OK, I might be interested, when there are more details...
...like a concrete answer to:
Where?
When?
I'm not an organiser, I'm a participant. Tell me when and where, and I'll see.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-22 13:44:33 EDT (#)
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Mmmyes I definetly hope this goes over really well.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 13:00:52 EDT (#)
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Thats me mate!!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-22 13:00:28 EDT (#)
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Mmmmmmm.....Uber meat! Ughghgghghghggggggg.....!
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:15:42 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Apollo, that's you on the left, atari shirt?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:12:35 EDT (#)
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Oh just look on Uber faces for the sexiest one and thats me.
Apollo hasnt put his picture on yet but he did star in this short movie:
http://www.anothersite.co.uk/clip.php?id=added/movies/geeks.wmv
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:11:20 EDT (#)
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"""Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:10:20 (#)
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Belle's plan sounds like a good one, I may be a little jet lagged, and poor, but what the hell? You only live once right?
I think I'll take the train up there, I guess I should start studying some of your pics on the directory so that I won't be just some poor shlub lost in Birmingham.
Walking up to random people on the street...
"Are you Tartpumper?"
"What the fuck did you call me?!?!"
"Oh, shit!"
Wake up two days later in a hospital bed with a hot nurse taking care of me, giving me sponge baths, and......
wait, what were we talking about? """"
AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:10:20 EDT (#)
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Belle's plan sounds like a good one, I may be a little jet lagged, and poor, but what the hell? You only live once right?
I think I'll take the train up there, I guess I should start studying some of your pics on the directory so that I won't be just some poor shlub lost in Birmingham.
Walking up to random people on the street...
"Are you Tartpumper?"
"What the fuck did you call me?!?!"
"Oh, shit!"
Wake up two days later in a hospital bed with a hot nurse taking care of me, giving me sponge baths, and......
wait, what were we talking about?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:05:16 EDT (#)
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Lovin ya and leavin ya.
see you guys tomorrow.
If anyone stumbles across QueenAshlee tonight, could you ask her to review Mine?
Thanks.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:04:40 EDT (#)
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So....anyway.....
Are we going with Belles plan? Its obvious she wants to come so lets do that?
Agreed?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:03:25 EDT (#)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3183732.stm
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:00:51 EDT (#)
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You know you could have said anything to beat that. Run away to Greece? Go blonde again?
Amen.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 12:00:09 EDT (#)
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yeah, that's about what it means, jordy.
literally it would be: bitch <or whore> of shit! Why translate for her?
Puta de mierda is a very Argentine curse.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT TARTPUMPER, HONEST! PLEASE OH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
:-)
(We know you English are the hardest "hard cunts" around.)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:58:12 EDT (#)
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Tart - I couldn't possibly ask that of you. Its a proper shit hole.
But we can run away to greece if you like!
And I am no longer qualified to say blonde things as I am now brunette.
But may possibly be blonde again by the time we meet, as I hate it.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:55:57 EDT (#)
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Insane- "tart- puta de mierda! Por que traduzca para ella? "
maybe because he felt like it. Is it really necessary to call names here ;)
I only understand a little by the way, that was just too easy to pass up.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:55:28 EDT (#)
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I translated that Insane. I got:
Prostitute of crap! Because you translated for her?
Aahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:55:01 EDT (#)
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Awwwwwwwwww Jordy. I cant wait to meet you, I bet you say something 'blonde' at some point.
I do honestly love you. I will move to Coventry?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:51:25 EDT (#)
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Jordy : Okay. Friends?
Insane : By *trips* you mean of course *missions*
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:49:37 EDT (#)
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ok enough of that. I'll stop.
Jordy: No I doubt I am coming there this time. I have two upcoming trips planned, one international (january, february) and probably won't have the time or money to make it to england soon
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:48:09 EDT (#)
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15th in Birmingham? I think I can do that. Would it be best to drive, or take a train as I've never been there?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:48:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:36:03 (#)
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Insane - I will allow you your substance.
As long as you translate it to me afterwards,
As I am lacking in substance. OK?
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No one said you are lacking in substance.
tart- puta de mierda! Por que traduzca para ella?
;-)
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:47:51 EDT (#)
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Apollo - I love you. Love me again please.
Tart - cheers bud. I tried that before, but I couldnt fathom out what language it was.
Yes i am a fully fledged dumb ass.
Insane -Are you joining the meet?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:47:30 EDT (#)
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Apollo - I tried to get tickets for Eddie Izzard.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:46:38 EDT (#)
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Also its a friends birthday that weekend and we'll all be up there anyway. That way I can justify saying hello... can't really make it unless you lot suddenly become family in some way shape or form.
Anyone want to marry my sister?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:44:49 EDT (#)
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Your just saying Birmingham coz you wanna come!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:42:25 EDT (#)
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Ok kiddies.
Birmingham, Broad Street - excellent selection of bars, restuarants and clubby atomsphere on a weekend. Wear your best stuff and look Gucci - trainers will not get you in (unless you want to funk it in Sercos - which I would recommend if you like chilled out beats... however, that apparently has been closed down according to sources in my office).
Secondly, all three local train stations are within about five minutes walk. Thats new street, moor street and snow hill.
I would also recommend going for a drunken boogie at the medicine bar (very near to godskitchen if you're hell bent of that one Tart).
I suggest doing it four weekends from now making it November the 15th and that way Party will be home.
Have fun!!! xxx
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:42:05 EDT (#)
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Tart : I can't do the 28th I am going to see Eddie Izzard in Manc land.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:41:04 EDT (#)
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Insane : Obviously I have been in *deep cover*. I have managed to stash a view weapons for when the revolution comes.
Tart : You little pussy! You wimped out and translated for her!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:37:35 EDT (#)
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Ok the 28th in Liverpool?
I'll give you some money for your train fare Jordanna....and you can stay at mine.
Im not a 40 yr old. Honest.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:37:29 EDT (#)
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apollo-
sounds interesting. devilish even.
two things I can picture-
1.) plenty of advantages for *HD2*
2.) you dozing off like Homer Simpson and causing a nuclear disaster. umm I mean, creating new products that save the world!
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:36:03 EDT (#)
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Insane - I will allow you your substance.
As long as you translate it to me afterwards,
As I am lacking in substance. OK?
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:35:55 EDT (#)
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I have no clue as to where Godskitchen is in Birmingham, getting to Birmingham shouldn't be too difficlut for me.
The 29th sounds terrific.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:34:53 EDT (#)
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your face? (la cara) or your auto accident? no on both counts. but feel free to tell me about either.
haha
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:34:52 EDT (#)
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Can we not make it a saturday??? I cant do saturdays.
And without me , you dont have a chick. What about a friday night??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:34:31 EDT (#)
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Tart, as it stands there are a lot of people coming from around us and no-one from Birmingham.
Plus, GodsKitchen isn't really my scene to be fair.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:33:54 EDT (#)
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Jordanna - First thing <hug>
2nd thing - check your email
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:33:23 EDT (#)
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Jordanna : Kiss it. I am ill. My patience is short.
Insane :
Well my friend, my *other* job (as a cover for *HD2* bidness of course) involves the design of materials handling systems for amongst other things, the core of nuclear reactors, the fault tolerances of atomic weapons and particle accelerators. Anything nuclear really.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:32:31 EDT (#)
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Insane - I hope you mean mine?
Everything needs to be decided. Whats the furthest people will travel?
My suggestion is Godskitchen in Birmingham? Or wherever in Birmingham? About 29th November?
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:31:07 EDT (#)
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So where is this happening again?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:30:59 EDT (#)
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IM FUCKING COMING AND WERE GOING TO BIRMINGHAM.
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:29:56 EDT (#)
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I tried to get some substance here. I asked about an auto accident.
Anyway, apollo, since no one else will tell me anything, tell me about your day job. What do you do when not creating/participating in chaos, commotion, confusion, destruction, disorder, fracas, havoc, trouble, and violence ?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:29:51 EDT (#)
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Apollo - dont do it then!!
Tart - Youre just pissed cos its on your post and not mine.
And how the fuck do you know what they said as well??
AND WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME.
AND WHILE THEY ARE AT IYT< WOULD SOMEBODY LIKE TO REVIEW MY POST IN A
SENSIBLE MANNER????
MAN I AM PISSED OFF TODAY> I NEED A FAG AND A HUG>
STUPID FUCKIN>>>>>>>THINGS
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:27:56 EDT (#)
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Tart : True.
Okay, what is left to be decided?
Date.
Venue.
Who's coming.
Pretty much like when you first posted.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:27:25 EDT (#)
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Si la cara es hermosa, todo es bueno.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:26:39 EDT (#)
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Come on everyone this is turning into a chatroom again.....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:25:29 EDT (#)
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Fuck me?
<looks hurt>
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:24:20 EDT (#)
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Sure, if I get time off. I'm in the RAF and can't really just up and leave. The only time off I KNOW I'll be getting is two weeks at Christmas *shrug*
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:24:03 EDT (#)
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I know what you said! nur nur nur nur nur
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:23:41 EDT (#)
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you know what. Like I said. fuck you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:22:33 EDT (#)
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Do what?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:22:07 EDT (#)
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Fuck you guys. I hate it when you do this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:20:38 EDT (#)
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Si!
jajajajajaja.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:17:42 EDT (#)
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Yo todavia la lameria. y tu?
jajajaja
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:15:31 EDT (#)
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Me irrita, amigo
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:12:48 EDT (#)
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No the truth.
haha
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:11:59 EDT (#)
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Concuerdo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:11:11 EDT (#)
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My last one was aimed at Insane.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:10:11 EDT (#)
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¿Piensa usted que ella miente?
Hago.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:09:41 EDT (#)
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Ahhhhh right. I get it. But you should use apostrophes....
haha
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:09:40 EDT (#)
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INSANE -
I don't really have a daughter, the girl I was referring to was my younger sister.
I was just doing it for effect. It worked.
Although, I do have custody of her.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:07:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:49:49 (#)
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yeah, Party, sure you can come.
We have no discrimination here.
Apart from tart, he has lots hed spout for half an hour about if u let him.
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Translated into english for Tart.
Yes, Party03-randon-person-i-met-on-the-net, Of course you may join our traditional ENGLISH tea in the park.
We do not discriminate against anyone, so it is of no matter that you happen to be a yank and not ENGLISH.
Apart from my good friend Jamie - aka - Tartpumper. For he has many descrimination traits, and given half the chance will partake in a discussion lasting at least the best part of an hour explaining these traits to you.
UNDERSTAND????????
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:05:35 EDT (#)
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yes yes.
Daughter's age, jordanna?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 11:03:05 EDT (#)
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It was daughter dark prince.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:59:30 EDT (#)
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Right now I'm just outside of Cambridgshire, on the edge of Suffolk. On the third through the 14th though, I'll be back in the states for a little vacation. I'll be able to make it after that though.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:54:28 EDT (#)
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I vote Birmingham as its the closest to everyone (especially me).
Although to be fair, I really dont care as I shan't be coming or going or anything... Its just that I might like to watch you all from a distance... and if I do decide that you're all normal it might be nice to say UBER UBER UBER - A OI! OI! OI! and wander off.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:54:28 EDT (#)
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Apart from tart, he has lots hed spout for half an hour about if u let him.
Waht?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:54:07 EDT (#)
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Liverpool is cool.
Although there is a bit of a gang war on at the moment......
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:52:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:47:31 (#)
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Insane - Hi mate!!!
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Hi Jordanna. How are you?
You need to start answering my questions! :)
1. Son's age?
2. Your car crash, tell me about it?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:52:07 EDT (#)
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i said --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:49:49 (#)
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yeah, Party, sure you can come.
We have no discrimination here.
Apart from tart, he has lots hed spout for half an hour about if u let him.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:50:56 EDT (#)
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What? Again in Englaish pleesaae?
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:49:49 EDT (#)
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yeah, Party, sure you can come.
We have no discrimination here.
Apart from tart, he has lots hed spout for half an hour about if u let him.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:49:06 EDT (#)
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Where are you Party?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:47:33 EDT (#)
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What about Liverpool?
*winks at Apollo, not in a gay way though*
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:47:31 EDT (#)
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Getting u to admit you are a dick wasnt my intention.
Although it is pretty funny, I was just gettin a little confused and
wanted to clear it up.
Insane - Hi mate!!!
Gimme an I, gimme an N, Gimme a S.....and so on and so forth.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:45:43 EDT (#)
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If you don't mind a Yank showing up, I'll be more than happy to show up. I can't make it until after the 14th of Nov. though.
And I don't care where it's at.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:45:27 EDT (#)
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scotland!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:43:57 EDT (#)
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Preston!
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:41:59 EDT (#)
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Is it decided where the meet will happen yet?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:40:42 EDT (#)
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Yeh Ok. Im a dick.
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:40:26 EDT (#)
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Bloke just means guy/man
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:39:10 EDT (#)
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"""Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:34:05 (#)
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apollo-
you need a good screw, a nice spliff and some relaxation. Take the rest of the day off, you have my permission """
Thanks mate, I will.
I have taken tomorrow and Friday off so I intend to do some good ass sleeping.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:36:28 EDT (#)
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Read what you wrote tart -
You should have mailed me that pic.
Does that mean Shouldnt??
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:36:20 EDT (#)
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Good idea bloke! I'd love to go... *sigh* but sadly cannot.
I hope you get this together like Manfre did for us on this side of the pond. I'd love to see the pics. Good luck!
What does bloke mean exactly?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:34:22 EDT (#)
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The picture you emailed to me. Those drugs are playing havoc with your short term memory....
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:34:05 EDT (#)
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apollo-
you need a good screw, a nice spliff and some relaxation. Take the rest of the day off, you have my permission
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:29:33 EDT (#)
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what picture??
Apollo honey? Am i working you too Hard??
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:22:41 EDT (#)
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poor apollo
you guys have to post pictures of the event
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:21:44 EDT (#)
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You should have emailed me that pic you know. I come all the time.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:21:08 EDT (#)
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fucker forgot to rate.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:20:56 EDT (#)
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Oh I started a nationwide trend on uber =0)
I feel much better.
Actually no I dont I still feel like crap and eating brains.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:20:23 EDT (#)
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I'm ill.
I feel like shit.
Just thought i'd share.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:19:26 EDT (#)
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Tart - Do you realise what you just wrote??
Who's coming. Except me.
Ahahahahaha aha aha ahaha and so on and so forth.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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Me.
Belle I think you should come.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:13:11 EDT (#)
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Ok lets get back to the post.
Whos coming? Except me
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:09:30 EDT (#)
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Exactly my point - which Im sure I got over whilst calling him a fat bastard.
(He was fat though).
Anyway... I reckon that you'd all have a fab old time in Brum... then I might see you all out and about anyway.
I expect you all to wear I *heart* Uber badges and hats.
I can give you the names of a reputable printing company.
Belles Printers
Tshirts, hats and badges - 1 - 1000! no number too small (and very wisely priced).
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:05:51 EDT (#)
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I realize that you have to have some sort of emotional detachment or you'll go insane but there is such a thing as decorum.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 10:00:14 EDT (#)
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Loki - that is fucking disgusting!
I did lose it once... with an intensive care nurse. He'd just woke up and was puking stale blood everywhere... Ive never seen anyone in so much pain, and they refused to give him anything because they were unsure about the level of drugs still in his body... they ignored him as he was awake and therefor not on the danger list any longer.
I could feel myself getting more and more worked up all day (I basically did the nurses job for 13 hours straight with no break because they dont know how to deal with patients... they can only deal with bodies).
I finally gave the charge nurse a mouthfull after I heard him telling dirty jokes to the other nurses. Not normally a problem, but not ten feet away was a family that was turning off a life support machine.
I have never in my life been so angry at anyone. I cant remember the exact words I used - I remember insensitive, unprofessional and fat bastard... the guy went pale and all of a sudden I was allowed free tea and coffee and everyone was very nice to me.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:58:01 EDT (#)
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thats a good idea for a post actually - whos got the biggest scar?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:57:33 EDT (#)
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Gary Ablett would probably even make me be nice to Streetpunk.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:54:57 EDT (#)
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*smirks* I love this.
What is uber for? Uber is a collaboration of intelligent people producing original works for the internet to share with other uberers.
What do you do when you all get together? Do you talk intelligently about your original works that you've posted?
Fuck no! We all get off our faces with fuck knows what drugs. (however, we do respect your right to not do drugs and to drink instead if you do so wish).
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:54:34 EDT (#)
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momanlad, I think tart or someone posted a lovely story about someone having their kibbles and bits removed - good times.
Belle - My mom, who granted is a hopeless hypochondriac had a problem with her throat for years before it was properly diagnosed. I have spent my whole life ducking biology so I'm going to screw this up, but the valve in her throat that keeps food out of your lungs was not closing so she would get chocked - YEARS this went on and once it was diagnosed, it was a simple out patient procedure to fix.
idiots the lot of them
I once physically threatened a doctor over SeaDog's dad. The man had a massive stroke and was completely unresponsive, no hope of recovery, just try to make him comfortable for three long years, good times. The issue I had with the doctor was that they wanted to do a spinal tap on him to see if he had some type of infection or other. I asked them what they would do as far as treatment if they determined that he did indeed have this infection. The reply, well there's nothing they could do really. THEN I clued in that this was a research project and went off. I believe the line was, "if I find out that you want to do a painful and invasive procedure on him just for some fucking research paper then may god have mercy on you for I will not". SeaDog and his mom were far too grief stricken and working under the false and misguided assumption that the doctors were there to help. They did not do the spinal tap - assholes.
don't get sick
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:51:42 EDT (#)
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Played for Liverpool first.
Sporadically.
Jordy : Ablett rhymes with........ tablet!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:49:31 EDT (#)
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Used to play for Everton, retired now because he was shit.....
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:48:44 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is gary?
And what the fuck does he do??
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:47:32 EDT (#)
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ooooh dunno Apollo, last time I did one of those was in Bugged Out, not far from where you live in Nation just after they had closed the back room.
I swore that night, driving home, feeling fucked and seeing shit like my mates face melting in front of me, that I would never touch one again.
Maybe, if everyone else is. Pier pressure is a bitch.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:46:11 EDT (#)
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Rate me rate me rate me you fuckers!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:44:05 EDT (#)
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Fuck manc land that's for sure.
A scouser? Pissed in Manc land? Errrrmmm, thanks but not thanks.
Coventry, now there's a place I have never been.
Ahhh, Uncle Charlie, myself and him go waaaay back. May I invite Gary Ablett?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:42:35 EDT (#)
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It wasnt the original op... it was the subsequent infection.
Only... they send you home the next day with no antibiotics... and when you phone up they tell you everything is normal...
Ive told him next time - I want to be the one that loses seven days.
(that was cool... he asked me if it was monday still and I told him it was saturday... lololol).
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:41:52 EDT (#)
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Sec - Who are you talking to mate??
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:40:21 EDT (#)
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cripes!! All that for tonsills. Jesus, to think i was thinking about have my penis off!! Sod that, i don't trust them.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:39:59 EDT (#)
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No. Like you care.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:34:11 EDT (#)
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Yeh Leeds is a top night out.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:33:47 EDT (#)
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Belle - Fuck me!! Thats fuckin awful. I hope your both ok.
Send much uber love to your man.
Anybody -
Could you do me a favour and give some decisive opinions on my new piece.
Whats bad, whats good, fuck it, anything, its my first one and I wanna
know how I did!!
Tart - That doesnt include you telling me it made you hard.
Everything makes you hard.
You are disgusting, volatile and disturbed.
And I love you for it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:33:46 EDT (#)
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Jesus Belle, that whole thing was over tonsils? Unfuckingbelievablely incompetent
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:33:23 EDT (#)
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Well, I'll tell you what me, Apollo, citizenkained and tuesday (if hes up for it?) will mission down on the train and go out round Coventry with Jordanna and her beautiful friends?
Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:32:12 EDT (#)
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Uhhh... if I go back to the doctors one more time with a throat infection I have to have my tonsils out.... now im scared!
UK meet sounds like a good idea but why not have it somewhere really cool like Leeds or Manchester?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:27:21 EDT (#)
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Ah - then Im definitely out of this one.
Charlie was a good friend of mine for many years. Then he broke my nose and hurt my stomach... every time it twinges I think of Charlie and am not impressed that he could be so nasty to me.
Will tell all you youngsters about it one day (hahahaha... Im only 27).
Momo (I hope you dont mind me calling you that - I always fuck up typing your name): yeah its having your tonsils out...
It subsequently led to a lot of bleeding below where he could feel it (ie - he wasnt swallowing, it was just going straight into his lungs and stomach) which left him 30 minutes from death. A lot of transfusions later, four operations (two sets of stitching, quarterisations and finally packing stitched up and down his throat) and a week in intensive care in a drug induced coma (to stop him moving or swallowing) and he's ok.
DO NOT TRUST THE NHS TO REMOVE YOUR TONSILLS.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:27:08 EDT (#)
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Just show them the picture of Jordanna I sent you.
And Jordanna, your mates HAVE to come.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:21:24 EDT (#)
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ohdeargod yes
I want to come too. I would just walk around riling up Europeans to make them swear at me and then giggle until I passed out from O2 deprivation, oh yell yea.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:21:16 EDT (#)
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i am none for that charlie business. No no.
Doubt i will be able to coerce my friends into coming to meet people off the internet!!
http://tinyurl.com/rvrq
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:21:03 EDT (#)
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i want to go and then when i go back to the states i can go to one of theirs and possibly be the first to do an ubermeet on both sides of the pond.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:18:40 EDT (#)
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tart- since when is there such a thing as a *little* bit of charlie?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:18:31 EDT (#)
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OK I'll bring Charlie and a couple of his mates.
Looks like its only me, you and Apollo anyway. We will have to just get a hotel room and fuck....er....no I mean....get wasted.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:15:36 EDT (#)
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Tart - Charlie is a good friend of mine. we go way back.
It'll be good to see my old buddy again. Bring him along.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:14:03 EDT (#)
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Matt - You will be pissed anyway, bring some of your mates as well. I will and I'll bring a couple of Laydeeees too.
All you lurkers from England as well - stand up and be counted in on a VERY big piss up.
PS: Matt - a little bit of charlie never hurt anybody.....
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:13:04 EDT (#)
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Where is everyone today??
I was lookin forward to a good slating from QA on my new post.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:10:00 EDT (#)
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What is a tonsillectomy? Having your tonsills out? Send regards cos thats got to chaffe a little bit!!
AS for Wolves, i will not be swayed. As for tart bringing drugs, may i just confess to not actually indulging in that shizzle. Had a fair to reasonable amount of Roquefort in my time, but it's not really my bag. Prefer the booze.
Also, hesitant on purely - i don't know any of these people, have spoken to them on the internet grounds. That and again money!! Tary, i don't want to ponce any beers off you either. that makes me feel even more of a cretin!1
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:09:20 EDT (#)
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Yep, I also vote birmingham.
Belle - sorry I missed all mention of your boyf, Is he ok??
Everybody else - Dont be such fuckin dumbasses and live a little.
The Americans are having one, so we have to otherwise
everyone on uber knows every one else, except us....
subsequenting in us becoming the Uber underdogs.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:08:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:57:13 (#)
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But pakis that refuse to speak English, in fact dont get me started Belle, please dont!
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Yes, please don't! haha
I want to visit England, haven't had the chance. Well, that's a lie, I suppose I've had 3 chances, just never did (for reasons that shall remain unmentioned)
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:05:53 EDT (#)
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Your sure Im gay? Oh thanks.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:05:33 EDT (#)
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Hey - Momo - I thought he same about Wolverhampton - its actually a class night out (and I know - Im a party expert).
And the best bit is you can all have a curry at the end of the night with a naan bread the size of a house for a fiver! Great stuff.
Steve is fine now Tart - he's out of hospital... but he's still really weak (which is great as I can now beat him up), his throat is getting better slowly - but its going to take a while.
He moans a lot and is very sarcastic so I pressume he's on the mend.
Would you believe all that came from a tonsillectomy?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:04:49 EDT (#)
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Dont worry Apollo I'll push you around.
Matt - Dont be gay, I'll bring the drugs and I'll buy you a few drinks. Hows that? And whats wrong with Nottingham, I had a good night there....
I vote Birmingham. We could go to GodsKitchen? I dunno help me out abit!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:02:22 EDT (#)
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Ok ok...
Seriously though, I cant see me being able to do this - especially as its to meet a bunch of men Ive never met before.
Can you imagine it?
Me: Honey - Im away this weekend.
Him:Oh yeah? What for?
Me: Oh, nothing really - just a load of guys off the internet are organising a night out...
Him: Who's organising it?
Me: Oh, some guy called Tartpumper.
Him: Sure honey... that sounds nice. Are you sure its not a gangbang he's organising?
Me: Yes... dont be silly - Im sure he's gay anyway.
Him: Well thats ok then!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-22 09:00:11 EDT (#)
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Perhaps, dependent on money for me - which is in tragic short supply at the moment - that and that its not in Coventry, Wolverhampton, West Bromich, Solihull, Derby, Nottingham, Lincoln or any other scum whole that comes to mind.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:58:54 EDT (#)
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Belle is scared Belle is scared Belle is scared.
And rightly so.
For I am a freak.
Notice I haven't posted a picture?
You know why?
Because you would vomit.
I am one of those Thalidomide kids.
I type with a stick that is attached to my chin.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:58:46 EDT (#)
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(its not that - but I dont think Id be able to travel anywhere - got a poorly boyfriend remember?)
Shit sorry Belle, I saw those post and skimmed them because I wasnt in work then so not 100% on whats going on...
How is he? Give us an update....
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:57:13 EDT (#)
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No. No. No. Not asians, chinese people come to England and learn to speak English. Well, to me they are English. If you go to a country and embrace their traditions and people, you should be welcomed.
But pakis that refuse to speak English, in fact dont get me started Belle, please dont!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:55:38 EDT (#)
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I am not under the thumb.
I am a thumbprint.
(its not that - but I dont think Id be able to travel anywhere - got a poorly boyfriend remember?)
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:53:58 EDT (#)
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Ha Ha! But then again - I havent posted a pic, so I could turn up secretly and start arguments with you all and you wouldnt know it was me... hahahahaha! Tart I would ask you if you liked Asians... I would then produce a book of post its and rate your reply and stick it to your forehead.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:53:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:50:48 (#)
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Er... nope... I dont think Id be able to.
Sorry...
Whats that on your head Belle? Is it a thumb....??!! hahaha
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:53:10 EDT (#)
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Sounds good.
Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:52:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah!!! I like this.
Me too me too!!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:50:48 EDT (#)
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Er... nope... I dont think Id be able to.
Sorry...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:48:59 EDT (#)
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Aye, I suppose so.
When? Not bothered, whenever really. Well apart from today, I need a haircut.
Where? Anywhere but Skelmersdale would be fine with me.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:46:07 EDT (#)
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I thought you were in America? Everyone is welcome, I hope some of you people from the US contemplate this....
You can stop at my house if your a girl?!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:43:52 EDT (#)
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I'm in Italy, is that close enough?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:43:12 EDT (#)
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Hell yeah!!
That would be pretty cool!
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:37:53 EDT (#)
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Uber Meat - OK
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-22 08:36:36 EDT (#)
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Sorry Shaynene I know I spelt your name wrong....