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ATTENTION ACROG ONLY! Job offer? (563 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Natalie <nataliefortin.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-23 09:43:14 EDT


I need to talk to you about being my DJ! I know NOTHING! HELP! We picked a date so I've been shoved into planning mode but wasn't expecting it for another couple of months. Please email me at NatalieFortin.at.yahoo.com

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Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-10-23 11:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Check your mail Nat

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-23 11:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So many ways I can take that...

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-23 10:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I told them they could do whatever they wanted, but if a man put his weiner near me, I'd rip it off and have it bronzed for a momento.

Still want to come??

I just may before the party if you're not careful.

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-23 10:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood; People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was
in a barbershop quartet.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet


All the boys are invited to the bachelorette party, but only if you dress up like Hadooken when he's making fun of camwhores.

My friends said they're going to throw me the raunchiest party ever complete with male AND female strippers. They want the female strippers to show us how to do a lap dance, and the male strippers to sit there for us to practice on. Nifty. I told them they could do whatever they wanted, but if a man put his weiner near me, I'd rip it off and have it bronzed for a momento.

Still want to come??

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-23 10:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love how ubersite actually connects people with people they need, on occasion.


very cool.

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-10-23 09:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And me to dance at your baccalaureate party. Oops, I meant bachelorette (damn latin).

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-23 09:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can hire me as your personal "escort" as well.


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