Cum is not good for your skin...the proof (10368 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.36 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Anjie <anjiekristeena.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-23 12:04:33 EDT
For years my boyfriend has been trying to convince me that his man juice is great for my skin. Telling me that his money shot will be helpful in the long run. I never bought it. Ever! Sometime I give in and give him that shot he's been visualizing, but let me tell you, it has nothing to do with the skin care benefits. It has everything to do with the fact that once I give in he won't bother me for another 2-3 months.
Nick and Lisa performed an experiment. Which is better Jizz or Moisturizer? There was no question in my mind, but I had to see what happened. God forbid my man was right all this time. Why don't you find out.... was the cum good for the skin?? If it is good for us, women will have to look for a new argument as to why we really don't want the shot in the face, if it's bad we have a great argument as to why we never have to take it again.
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php
Don't you love home science projects??
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-17 13:07:22 EST (#)
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Ha, go to the link she has..... http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2004-01-07 10:34:33 EST (#)
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crap... now i need another excuse.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-10-29 01:12:31 EST (#)
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sunglasses could help with the cum in eyes problem
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-10-23 16:59:13 EDT (#)
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"fellatio is supposed to prevent breast cancer."
Really??
Woo Hoo....I must have a really low risk then!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-23 16:57:59 EDT (#)
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uhhhh thanks?
suuuuuure cum is good for your skin, just like snot and other mucus like fluids are good to let dy on your skin.
did you really have any doubt?
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-23 16:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put the baby back in! It's not done yet! There's still some baby batter left!
good post too, CNN just did an article on how fellatio is supposed to prevent breast cancer.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-23 16:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meaning alot comes out and I swear to god he could probably hit the wall on the other side of the room. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA that just struck me as really funny. I've tried staying really close and aiming it myself (am I really saying this shit? I think I am...) so it couldn't get, say, the upper half of my face but hell no. Didn't work. I guess I wanted someone to give me some magic spell to make a force field around my eyes and nose. I don't like to immediately jump up and clean up afterwards. It kills the flow, but if it's on my eyes I'm not going to just leave it! How to combine the two...
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I just got an idea...wheeehehehehe (evil laugh) Nothing genious, but I feel like laughing evily because I'm not going to see him for a couple weeks and when I do, OH THE PLANS!!
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-10-23 14:08:59 EDT (#)
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Nat - close your eyes tilt your head back and keep jerking. Hopefully he'll get your eyes and chin. Be careful though. If it get's in your eyes it sting a little.
***I think I need to find a less arousing post. This is making me think tooo much!
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-23 14:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nat, what do you mean, "isn't exactly a dribbler"? You mean he's messy? Hmmmm, suggestions. Sorry, I think I'm tapped.
I've done the facial thing a few times, only going up the nose once. I felt bad about it. But she was okay. It's mostly looking at that pretty face with the cum on it that's the turn-on. You know, kind of naughty. But now I have it on video, so I can go back to it whenever I want, so I'm good.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-23 13:57:57 EDT (#)
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Any time, Sam my dear!
I wouldn't mind the face shot, but my guy..er...he isn't exactly a dribbler. Suggestions???
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-10-23 13:50:13 EDT (#)
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No I don't like it...I've done it once. This is the story...
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-08-27 18:43:05 (#)
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This absolutely cracked me up.... my boyfriend has been begging to do this to me for years.... I just don't understand it and frankly neither does he. About 2 nights ago I was doing my duty and going down and he "forgot" to warn me he was ready. Normally there are warning signs but, he is usually curteous and lets me know when he's about to...cuz he's a jerker I have to work to keep it in my mouth otherwise he'll have to finish himself. Anyways... he jerked out of my mouth squirted up my nose and in my eyes. He's lucky he helped clean up, and he's happy he finally got his own money shot.
from - http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062021248805925040#155784
He doesn't push that hard any more...I think he finally realzed that it wasn't gonna happen. Every once in a while he gets to do it by mistake, he moves a lot when he cums.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-10-23 13:48:07 EDT (#)
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That picture will haunt my dreams for eternity.
I'm talking Jerry Garcia making out with John Tesh dreams.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-23 13:47:01 EDT (#)
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Nat, I don't laugh out loud often when reading these posts. You know, work and all. But your go pervs thing made me laugh. Kudos. And thanks!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-23 13:45:40 EDT (#)
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ooooh sammy sam sam! I'm using that one!
We should start a thread full of tips and shit. None of that pretend cyber crap, but something usefull. GO PERVS WOOO!
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-23 13:38:10 EDT (#)
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Anjie, that's awesome. So what's the deal? Do you just not want to do the facial? And how hard does he push?
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:41:23 EDT (#)
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Sam - I've been a swallower for a while, I know how to do my job. My BF tells his friends and then they send their GF's for lessons.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:37:09 EDT (#)
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Oh. And thats the real money shot.
I bet shes tight as hell.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:29:08 EDT (#)
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Okay, but it's not just swallowing. It's the continued licking of the head of the penis which, by now, is uber-sensitive. No matter how much the guy struggles (I have been told I buck like a bronco), don't let him out of your mouth. Keep sucking until he's flacid.
Okay, now I'm horny at work. Great job, Sam!
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:22:13 EDT (#)
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Maybe my BF and I will do the swallowing expirement. Stay tuned...
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:20:33 EDT (#)
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you are so demented. i love you for it.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:19:35 EDT (#)
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I love the facials, but you know what's even better? A girl who swallows. GOD, THAT'S AWESOME! Of course, a little variety is good. I like girls who mix it up and let me do the same. Good for you skin? Maybe not. But I doubt pussy juice is either, and I often find that all over my face. So it all works out.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:17:40 EDT (#)
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Nah - Just a random picture that was SFW....
Submitted by gtanner (user info) at 2003-10-23 12:11:35 EDT (#)
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you sicko, Anjie.
I mean the picture.
Is that your kid?