Stupid People (2218 hits)
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Submitted by Kell <GoblinVolunteer.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-24 11:45:05 EDT
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. " "I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right.
- Rich Cook
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
- Robin Williams
We spend weeks and hours every day preparing the Budget.
- Ronald Reagan
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms.
- Richard Branson
Listen, Jerusalem wasn't built in a day.
- Robert Maxwell
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
- Rita Mae Brown
I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right.
- Rich Cook
As Henry VIII said to each of his three wives, " I won't keep you long. "
- Ronald Reagan
I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
- Richard Nixon
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- Redd Foxx
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
- Remy De Gourmant
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
- R. Geis
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that Netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
- Rob Stamofli
This is a great day for France!
- Richard Nixon, said while attending Charles De Gaulle's Funeral.
In a speech, when he was aiming to say "I have had great financial success" Ross Perot by mistake said "I have had great financial sex. "
- Ross Perot
Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty- five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.
- Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster
This is the operative statement. The others are inoperative.
- Ron Ziegler, press secretary to President Richard Nixon
He's trying to take the decision out of the hands of twelve honest men and give it to 435 congressmen!
- Representative Charles Vanik of Ohio
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-11 14:43:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-10-24 11:52:46 (#)
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just noticed that all their names start with R... interesting...quack quack
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Interesting indeed.....must've got lazy or bored with the other people...
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-25 22:06:59 EDT (#)
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redd foxx was the fucking man shame on you
Submitted by marc01 (user info) at 2003-10-24 12:53:49 EDT (#)
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. " "I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right.
- Rich Cook
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-10-24 12:03:35 EDT (#)
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Why?
SpikeGoddess
(I can't subtract points because you quoted my future husband, Robin Williams. I LOVE THAT MAN!)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-24 11:57:31 EDT (#)
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Michaelangelo: "Wise man says 'forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza'".
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-24 11:55:33 EDT (#)
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what the hell? didnt like your last post?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-10-24 11:54:59 EDT (#)
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OMG like, AWESOME cut and paste job!!!
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2003-10-24 11:52:46 EDT (#)
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just noticed that all their names start with R... interesting...quack quack
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-10-24 11:50:16 EDT (#)
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This is MUCH better than usual. And I smiled.