Girls, Girls, Girls (655 hits)
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Submitted by Frank White (View user info) at 2003-10-27 16:15:42 EST
What is a man to do? I fell in love with a woman this weekend. She is everything I ever wanted in a woman. Just when I started to think that life was comprised of settling. Settling for what you THINK is the best, then this happens. She is way better than my girlfriend. I'm confused.
My girlfriend is a senator's aide in Washington. We have sex in common. We fucked the first night we met and hit it off. She does not make me laugh. She always asks me to tell her an interesting story, which is "what are you thinking" in a tuxedo. I hate that. Then when I DO tell her a story, she has NOTHING in return. Not 1 good story. She is beautiful, sexy and in love with me. I am not in love with her.
I was once told that you are to play "hardEST to get" when you find the one you know is "the one". I am getting older. I will be 26 in January. Is it time to stop screwing around and fold out of the hands I know are losers? Do I pursue this Woman I believe is for real offensively, or play it cool? I'm asking for experience with this situation. I am so lost.
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-27 18:34:43 EST (#)
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and mickginny, the prodigal son returns
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-27 17:30:33 EST (#)
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"I am not in love with her"
You just said the answer yourself you idiot.
Submitted by WalkensGhost (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:57:00 EST (#)
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Excellent Phinch, excellent.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:51:42 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1067283313110719285
and
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1067188740753325160-
all the advice you will ever need.
Submitted by WalkensGhost (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:41:57 EST (#)
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These are great. Spike Goddess thank you for that. IT helps a lot. Mickginny, that was the only time I laughed out loud today. That helped even more.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:38:44 EST (#)
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Spike said pretty much what I would have said, but more eloquently. Listen to her. She's a wise one.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:32:50 EST (#)
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+2 for MickGinny. I would break up with your current girl on christmas, then start with the new one on new years eve. Then you're sure to get at least a kiss in.
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:31:58 EST (#)
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I absolutely HATE people that ask you to tell them a joke, or tell them a story, then have nothing interesting to talk about. My last girlfriend always had something to talk about, but her problem was finding something to talk about that was relatively interesting. Or at least not mind numbingly stupid. I don't CARE how many times I'm told what you did on vacation, seeing three red cars in a row wasn't funny the first time, why would it be funny the twentieth time?
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:28:51 EST (#)
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The grass is always greener.
You probably like this new girl so much in direct opposition to the dissatisfaction you have with your current gf. Here's my advice, take it or leave it.
Solve your relationship with your girlfriend first. Either be with her and work on things, or leave her.
If you stay with her, you've got to forget this other girl.
If you leave her, then in a little while, ask the new girl for her number. And actually call.
But take it from one who knows, it's best to focus on one serious relationship at a time. If you're just messing around, that's one thing. Then date all the people you want. But when things get more involved, best to un-complicate things.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:28:09 EST (#)
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Mick, that is fucking FUNNY!!
I've been having a shitty day, thanks for the lift bro!
Submitted by Twissted at 2003-10-27 16:27:09 EST (#)
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smoke a j with her and maybe shed talk...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:26:19 EST (#)
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secretly follow her everywhere, and ejaculate on everything she touches. her car door, mail box etc.
she'll come around.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:19:21 EST (#)
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You do not elaborate on the entire picture enough, but it is clear you are confused. You have girlfriend. You hate girlfriend, but have waited until now to admit it to yourself. Ditch girfriend and hope you are not blackballed out of the sisterhood.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2003-10-27 16:18:51 EST (#)
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Your current girlfriend doesn't sound bad at all - don't be greedy and be happy with what you have.