Marry me Kirsty Swan (1045 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.7 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by http://www.time-zone.tk (View user info) at 2003-10-28 04:25:11 EST
Marry me kirsty swan !!!!
I think that you are wicked. I love the ubersite.
I love reading peoples posts I like how people about how the woke up and then had breakfast ect ect.
Kirsty you are ace and you could me a minger or a mong and I would still like you
(you is really fit) And well smart.
I am single and you should marry me. I am a bin man but I am gonna be a brain surgeon.
We can go and live in Staines together that is the bestest place in the universe.
You rock and I think you are fantastic.
(p.s)
This is a old picture of me. I have had facial surgery, my eyes are now a bit closer together.
I look like Pierce Brosnan. http://members.aol.com/jennydee/pierce.html
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Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2003-11-15 20:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa! holy shit, are you a midget?
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hahahahahahaha
+2 just for that....and your face
hahahahahahaha
I'm still laughing
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-02 01:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA (Except for whoever that is.)
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa! holy shit, are you a midget?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and by fat i mean wide.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my face is not that fat, or ugly!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-28 08:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadooken with a wig! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaah
(Just kidding!)
Submitted by hotboxedsquirrel (user info) at 2003-10-28 08:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So thats what a child would look like if a chimp and a human mated...interesting
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-28 06:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow harry that is well cool.
He didnt actually go there did he?
Submitted by Harry (user info) at 2003-10-28 05:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus 2 just cos Im actually from Staines! And i went to the same school as Ali G claims to have gone to!
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-28 05:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAhahahahaha!
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-10-28 04:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that I do the ali g stuff sub consciously, I am that used to doing it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-10-28 04:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jeez. you know, ali g is known outside of the uk, dont you champ?
get your own jokes. or at least give credit where it is due.