Rejected X-Mas Toys (542 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.41 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Frank White (View user info) at 2003-10-28 10:06:46 EST
Every Christmas toymakers are swamped with demand for new products. Some will make the cut while others are forever rendered impotent. These are the toys to have, these are the toys dreams are made of...
1. Chucklin' Charlie's Chimney Climbing Kit
2. The Outlet Rat
3. Dr. Nutty's Junior Methamphetamine Lab
4. "Daddy's Hurting Mommy" Master Bedroom Camera
5. WHAMMO'S Small Varmint Torture Funhouse
6. Slip and Slide into Used Hypo's
7. The "I can't take it anymore" Suicide Helper
8. Fisher Price Finger Pincher
9. Jonestown KOOL-AID Stand Starter Kit
8. Matchbook Mikey and the Rag Pile
9. Empty Bread Bag Costume Kit
10. Barbie's Friend "Nig Hatin' Nancy"
11. Ken's Friend "H.I.Steve"
12. Gassy Goose Gas Main Adjuster
13. Stingy McStingigans Hive Diver
14. The "Our Little Secret" Clubhouse
15. TYCO's "Up the Wall" Pincess Dianna Slot Racers
User Reviews
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-28 17:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065378545878925842
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'15. TYCO's "Up the Wall" Pincess Dianna Slot Racers'
That reminds of a joke:
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive?
A: Scratching at the lid of her coffin I expect.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
9. Jonestown KOOL-AID Stand Starter Kit
Nice!
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Meant that to be a 1, sorry...so here's a 2 tomake up for it.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And yet Parker Brothers makes a ouija board.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fun.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Our little secret... good god man.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heehee. My sister's once burnt a ken doll because he is too gay. They are now bought action man dolls and he is expected to go driving with barbie, play daddies and mummies and go on endless shopping trips which has now made poor manly action man rather gay.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
TYCO's "Up the Wall" Pincess Dianna Slot Racers - <smirks>
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-10-28 10:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going on tne bulletin board in the break room at my job!