*You must be this tall to post here*, or why the influx of retards is making us all stupider. (906 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.16 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Michael Kelly <chainsawchimp.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-30 00:25:05 EST
Some guidelines to know if YOU *points*, the user belongs and has a place in Über site.
If you answered no to all questions, please feel free to continue to browse and post in this glorious community, if not i will do my best to direct you to a community which will much better nuture your natural abilitys... and so you can stop annoying the lurkers who come for a generally humourous read.
A.) Are you under the age of 14 ? (www.aol.com/community/chat/allchats.html)
B.) Have you ever been pulled up by your teacher/professor/5 yr old about your grammar ? (www.hop.com)
C.) Have you ever woken up in the morning and said "Hmmmm I could sure go for posting something about having sex with young children" (www.nambla1.de)
D.) Do you believe that it is your true destiny to spread the word of jesus/jehova/who-ever-mormons-worship, particularly over uber-site which has a higher heathen/true spirit ratio then any other internet forum ?
(http://www.bettybowers.com/epistle15.html)
E.) Do you find yourself with the urge to talk about the latest counterstrike mod with complete strangers who dont know you, let alone care about counterstrike ? (you should have left when i asked if you were under 14.)
(http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm)(http://books.dreambook.com/prevent/mas.html )
F.)Have you ever stopped to think 'hmmm maybe all those ROFL LOL OMG W00ts' were a little too much ?" (www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/dyn/36114.html)
G.) Are you Kristy Swan ? (http://www.healthboards.com/skin-hair-and-nail-problems/415.html)
H.)Have you ever/ do you plan to wear pure black and white makeup, wear black clothing, and then wonder why everyone hates you ? (www.thefunnybone.com/ihmc/)
I.) Is your first name patrick ? (www.goatse.cx)
Sorry im all out of ideas, feel free to add on.
User Reviews
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-22 03:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha i blow rooselvelt out of the water on that masturbation thing
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-30 06:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t!!1 : Exclamation of joy.
E.g W00t!!!1 I JUST GOT THE LATEST POKEMON DECK UPGRADER SET OMG!!!!11
wow, that literally hurt my eyes writing that
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-30 04:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought this was good.
W00t!!!111 (actually what does W00t mean?)
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-10-30 04:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the effort.
Or is it 'F' for effort? You fail.
Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-10-30 02:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROFL LOL OMG W00t!!!1!!!111
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-30 02:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, the sarcasm mustnt have been evident enough, damn, oh well, back to the drawing board.
Suprisingly enough the demonic pirate lizards never called back again, after I did some detective work my younger brother told me one of his friends had my mobile number.
Needless to say we egged and TP'ed his house and funnily enough the phone calls stopped.
Lizard demons mustn't like the eggs of chickens.
Oh and that pet rock idea gave me an idea for a post tommorow .....
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:53:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:44:21 (#)
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It's ok, I know you were just makin a spoof. Just playing with ya.
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Yeah, some of us got it. Some of us didn't. Ah well, you can't win them all I guess.
I loved your lizard post.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, pet rocks? I have a pet pinecone. His name is Mr. Pinecone.
It's the best pinecone ever.
-Tom
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and please dont kill my pet rock :~(
Submitted by Titan (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uhhh, right.
read my other posts, youll realise this is a spoof of all the other posts with this intention.
Submitted by Prosthetic_Forehead (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I dunno man. Posting about who should and shouldn't post is a waste of a post, which means this is a waste of a reply, which means you've wasted my time. - fucking 2 for you.
-pf
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061104019727925919
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061104019727925919
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This is important, so I think, and so do a few others. Its us who count, so you have to think it to or we will kill you and mame your pet rocks.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummm, they just need to check the FAQz
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-30 01:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MagnificentRyan (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:57:32 (#)
Ranking: 1
Just cause I feel bad other ppl ripped into you, and bc mosiah posted some stupid replies.
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What the?
Did you read my replies? Why were they stupid? I didn't even rate negatively.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mormons worship god. how can you think they dont believe in god? its a christian demonination.
Submitted by MagnificentRyan (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just cause I feel bad other ppl ripped into you, and bc mosiah posted some stupid replies.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Man, you sound like a inpubescent 14 year old. Shouldn't you follow your own uber-guidlines and get the hell out of here?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep I see the Stupider Conspiracy is working real fine. At least it has worked on you.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure, I wear the black clothes. I get "gothed up". But I think most people here know that I'm not such a bad guy.
Yes, a lot of people who dress similarly to me have bad attidudes and are nasty little things, but judging us all by the way we look is akin to racism. (oh shit I played the racism card, now things will go through the roof)
It's ok, I know you were just makin a spoof. Just playing with ya.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not good.
-Tom
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
H.)Have you ever/ do you plan to wear pure black and white makeup, wear black clothing, and then wonder why everyone hates you?
Ah! Now it all makes sense. Is that why everyone hates me?
Wait a minute... People hate me?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-30 00:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Do you feel the need to make a post stating the very things that countless other Ubers have said dozens of times in the last week alone?
Sorry, don't have a website for that one, but you get the point.