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Holy fartcannon!! (SPT) (744 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 1.2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by pimpbuster (View user info) at 2003-10-30 10:06:38 EST


For shitpost Thursday.

The fucking voice mail system sucks hardcore now. It was bad enough to hear some people's VM messages, but now you have to hear all the instructions? Yeah you're reached your stupid frind, blah blah blah. Now it's that hot operator chic saying her speach. What's her deal? How did she sneak in there? I know to leave a message at the end of the tone, and why the hell would I only want to leave my callback number? Or page this person? (why would I want to page when I already called and they didn't answer? Is there some uncontrollable force that makes a person answer a page? I think not!) And what other options do I fucking need? I KNOW TO HANG UP WHEN I'M DONE!!! From the time the ringing stops till the time I can leave a message, it's like 20 minutes just so I can leave 3 seconds worth of message!!! Holy fartcannon! It's fucking annoying!

Here's a totally random picture from the Dukes of Hazzard movie. Fuckbomber.


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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-03-29 11:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2004-03-29 11:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, aired on CBS like 5 years ago. Kinda corny but it was the Dukes. Can't pass on the Dukes. But Daisy looked bad, like run hard and put away wet bad. Time is not always kind.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-30 13:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

there was a movie?!

Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-10-30 13:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DJMatt- I'd just as soon not get a phone, I'm going to make the company not give that to me when I do, holy shit I figure I'd do one favor for my friends for once and save them the frustration!

I want points. 2 for me. Yay. Holy fartcannon!

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-10-30 12:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mine goes (after my message):
----
Please leave a message after the tone.
When you have finished recording, hang up or press 1 for more options.
To leave your callback number, press 5.
(5 second pause)
To send a fax, press 4.
----

SEND A FAX?!?!!?! WHO THE FUCK SENDS A FAX TO A CELL PHONE?!
LEAVE THE FUCKING MESSAGE AND HANG THE FUCK UP!!! I'LL FUCKING GET BACK TO YOU!

and i LOOOOVE the pause between the callback number and the fax number. its like its setting you up to hear the beep and then... to send a ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-30 11:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It annoys me greatly also...
I also like the Holy Fartcannon image I now have in my head.

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-30 11:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This annoys the shit out of me too. I concur!
Peace,
STREETPUNK


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