High School White Trash (SPT2) (797 hits)
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Submitted by pimpbuster (View user info) at 2003-10-30 13:37:25 EST
This story is real, and blew my mind in my boredom. This happened last Friday and is is really dumb so I saved it for this ShitPostThursday I can't make this up because I can and choose not to understand the psyche of a high school girl.
Part of my job involves making maps. I go out with a GPS reciever and enter in the object I'm marking, the reciever does the rest. That much said, I was marking a sewer on a street and this ugly white trash girl (UWTG) walking home from high school asks me "are you reading a book?" Mind you this reciever is nothing more than an overgrown Windows CE PDA, and I'm standing on the curb. This girl was ugly, like Micheal Jackson ugly (I think she purposely altered her appearance to look this bad) and I replied no, told her what I was doing, and she blissfully walked away. I think "whatever", I didn't want her nagging me anymore anyway.
Eventually I get to points near her house (unfortunate me) and UWTG's younger sister (UWTGYS) (she looked about 16) comes strolling up with her much older boyfriend (looked about 24, crustache/goatee, suede jacket, looks like he sells cell phones in a kyosk in the mall) to their house. UWTG and her dad come out and all start talking loud enough for me to understand what they're saying from across the street (I know this because I was across the street). Eventually the conversation wound down to this (the point of my shitty story):
UWTG: See- they both have hickies all over each other
Dad: Yeah, they do
UWTG: Jason (UWTG's boyfriend, also a real piece himself) never gives me any hickies, I WANT HICKIES TOO!!!
I almost shit myself when I heard that.
So there, the dumbest story I've shared with you to date.
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Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-30 13:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with wanting a hicky or two?
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-10-30 13:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ignorant people rule...
i bet she had to drag her dad out of the house kicking and screaming... god forbid he miss a few laps of the nascar race...