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SPT: An epic of Uber (758 hits)

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Rating: 1.67 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Apathesia <dreamkrafter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-30 15:42:20 EST


Twas the night before Samhain
and all through the site
People try to post shit
and start up a fight

At least one little fucker
would leave mouths agape
by stepping on religion
and Santa he would rape

Yet another would try
to win us over with wit;
A good and proper post
with her ass and her tits

Let us not forget Mick
who can do us no wrong,
with a red on a head
like a dick on a dog

And to all the others
who I know nothing about,
So sorry so short,
but it's time to clock out.

Happy Halloween, Hallow's Eve, Samhain, whatever.





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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-30 21:38:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

yay!"

haha


Stay orange.
--JW

Submitted by Sambuca310 (user info) at 2004-07-22 12:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what is SPT?

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-03 02:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you.

Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-11-01 14:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha, pretty cool...

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-30 21:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yay!

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-30 21:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

not bad. not bad at all.

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-10-30 18:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What Loki said.

Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-10-30 16:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay! You said "Samhain"!!!


Oh, infinite plus 2's for me!!!! I'm bringing my pagan ways out of the broom closet!!!!

Good poem!



SpikeGoddess
(Death to SPT)

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-30 15:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-10-30 15:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-30 15:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fucking great Travis. +2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-30 15:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

clock out
at 3:47 EST

fuck you


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass