Black Guys Hate Me (858 hits)
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Submitted by Frank White (View user info) at 2003-10-30 16:46:17 EST
I own a house in a bad section of town. There are all these "Gang Stars" hanging around. I try to be nice. I'm like,"whats up?" when they walk by and I'm chilling outside or sweeping up. They are all like, "Psssss.. whatever". What did I do wrong? Do they not like me because I'm white? I just don't get it. I've tried some things to ease my relations with my neighbors, but they haven't worked.
1. I had a neon sign crafted from scratch that says "SLAVERY WAS OVER 138 YEARS AGO" which I put on the roof
2. I put up a "Free Watermelon" sign with all these watermelons on my porch
3. I threw a SWAT issue Tack strip down in front of a Olde English 40oz truck at 11:30pm
4. I put a lawn jockey out
5. I opened a 24 hour POPEYES chicken in my garage
6. I put on black-face makeup and swung a clear cane at cars with white people in them
7. I went door to door offering to pick cotton out of any asprin bottle for local blacks
8. Anytime a black guy comes near my curb after 7pm I fire a pistol-grip pump shotgun out the 2nd story window.
9. Handed out 3+ inch fake nails for all the "beeotches" on the block.
10. Killed white Santa
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Submitted by Smurfsalot (user info) at 2003-11-18 16:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-18 15:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by paco (user info) at 2003-11-18 15:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3. I threw a SWAT issue Tack strip down in front of a Olde English 40oz truck at 11:30pm
That's fucking funny.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-10-31 03:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was funny.
Thank God I no longer have to live in the ghetto.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking classic. +2.
Submitted by danifestmestiny (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-30 22:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funneeeeeeeeeee!
take it easy people, its humorous.
i got some flak once at a jobsite pouring concrete on a hot day. there were some black union laborers on the job who overheard me say: "im sweating worse than a nigger trying to read"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-30 18:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm immature too, Stanton. i laughed at a couple of these.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-30 18:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate shit post Thursday so much
Submitted by killbill (user info) at 2003-10-30 18:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Murphy1844, 'whadup' was not what he said. He said "What's up?" Black people did not invent the word 'what' or 'up', nor did they invent the afformentioned phrase: WHAT'S UP? You dumbass.
Submitted by killbill (user info) at 2003-10-30 18:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, they don't like you becaue your white. Which logically *cough* means you are a card carrying member of the KKK. Obviously.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-10-30 17:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
His name makes it funny.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-10-30 17:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was funny. I can't lie. It's cliche and stereo typical but I laughed. I guess I am immature.
Submitted by Zagz (user info) at 2003-10-30 17:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-10-30 17:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
next time announce you are entering shit post thursday contest.
Otherwise, everyone will think it is a serious attempt at being funny.
This is about as funny as choking on catfish bones.
Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-10-30 17:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe it has something to do with your last name...
Just a guess.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2003-10-30 17:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Christopher Walken played Frank White in the movie King Of New York. Kick ass movie. Biggie also used to call himself Frank White in reference to the movie.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-10-30 17:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try masturbating with Battery acid, that might help. Rub a lot of it on your nutsac and anus, too.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-30 16:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh I imagine it's more than just black guys
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-10-30 16:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, read "No More Prisons" for an example of a white guy who knows how to act.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-10-30 16:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess what? You're on the road to having SpikeGoddess hate you too.
Not very fucking funny.
SpikeGoddess
(Death to SPT!!! Yes, this qualifies.)
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-10-30 16:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like you're the type who desperately needs approval. I'm not black, but can I make an assumption here? When you try to "relate" to black people by using words such as "wadup" you're subconsciously stereotyping them. You know, like ALL black people are just like the McDonald's advertising leads us to believe.
Here's an idea. BE YOURSELF.
At my apartment complex, there's a few black families. They say "yo" to me and I say "good afternoon." We get along wonderfully.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-10-30 16:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I forget, where you president of the National League or the American League?