Shit Post Thursday 10/30 is closed, May we never speak of this again. (666 hits)
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Submitted by Beau <Party03> (View user info) at 2003-10-30 23:22:15 EST
It is now past midnight by the Uber clock, and so the shit posts need to stop. Since Matt was unable to keep track of these and hopefully put an end to it all, I have taken it upon myself to do his dirty work for him.
There were a grand total of 52 shit posts.
1) Question For Thursday Submitted by Lord_of_the Strings
2) Shit Post Thursday? A good day for intros Submitted by Jon Elkins
3) Shitty, Shitty, Shit Submitted by Tartpumper
4) Boobies-SPT Submitted by Tartpumper
5) Simpsons Personality Test Submitted by MickGinny
6) Shit Post Submitted by Apollo
7) A Dream Date...(Just for Shit Post Thursday) Submitted by Luther
8) Shit Post Thursday Submitted by Belle
9) Shit Post Thursday Submitted by Beau
10) Holy Fartcannon (SPT) Submitted by pimpbuster
11) High School White Trash (SPT2) Submitted by pimpbuster
12) Army Policy for Shit Post Thursday Submitted by Dan Badass
13) Shit Post Thursday Post Submitted by Mega Manfre
14) Happy Halloween Submitted by GoingBlue
15) Malls and the Organ Store Submitted by Wing_Nut
16) Shit Post Extrodinaire Submitted by Poisonyourkids
17) Declaration of Independence Submitted by Beer_Bong
18) Ohio Drivers Submitted by Corn_Nugget
19) Observations for Shit Post Thursday Submitted by Loki
20) a second chinese person has entered space Submitted by Loki
21) The Shittiest Shit Post Thursday Post Submitted by RIZZOSTYLE
22) Hooray For This Wonderful Day!!!!! (SPT) Submitted by Tom
23) Thursday! Submitted by <buzzysmom.at.aol.com>
24) Rosie O' Donelle is a stupid whore Submitted by Ryan Smith
25) What the Hell Submitted by Tina
26) Here's my Shit Post Submitted by Acrog
27) Shit List Shit Post Submitted by UrbaneMischief
28) My Shit Post Versoin 1.0 Submitted by Lowsodiummonkey
29) Shit List for Thursday Submitted by Velouria
30) Shit Post Thursday Pt.2 Submitted by Phinch
31) Shit Submitted by gascs
32) My Shit Post Submitted by Jon
33) What should I be for Halloween Submitted by Jon
34) What is shit post thursday without the biggest piece of shit in America? Submitted by Tito
35) Hi, I'm new here Submitted by Jake Wells
36) Red Wings Vs. Avalanche Submitted by Andy Milligan
37) SPT: An Epic of Uber Submitted by Apathesia
38) Minnesota Barbies Submitted by Amy W
39) A Guide to Not Get Chicks Submitted by Sublime
40) Black Guys Hate Me Submitted by Frank White
41) Kleenex Box and Window Drapes (SPT) Submitted by DJMattB241
42) My SPT contribution Submitted by Lucid
43) SPT, this is why it's not done EVERY wekk Submitted by t_rex.at.whatthefuck.com
44) Anyone Know Fun Things to do in Souther California Submitted by lovinthecock.at.aol.com
45) My Shit Post Submitted by Laff.at.Laff.com
46) My SPT entry Sumbitted by Gen. Tso
47) THE shit post Submitted by Jon
48) My SPT Submitted by thefranger.at.hotmail.com
49) First Post Submitted by SPYDRDAN.at.aol.com
50) I Just Don't Understand Submitted by Heather
51) Tumornuts Submitted by David Griffin
52) Shit~! Submitted by Josh Patrick
Some Useless facts:
Shit Post Thursday is 100% less fun than it was last week
Loki can't write a shit post to save her life, even with coaching from Itchy
Michigan people think Ohio drives suck
Thanks to Tom we all know that Bigmike is Big, and he's Mike
I can be amused for hours by laughing at the dancing robot from Invader Zim
9 out of 52 posts actually contained less than 15 words 17%
4 out of 52 actually contained poo 1%
4 out of 52 cheated and posted multiple shit posts 1%
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It's time that I anounced the winner, as I am tired, and I need some sleep...
Based on Shitty post-ness, and still being entertaining, The winner is....
Eenie Meenie Miney Mo...
Phinch for his sequal entitled "Shit Post Thursday Pt.2" While usually sequals are known to be less entertaining than the original, this post was just as entertaining, if not more so. It wasn't the shittiest of posts, however, it did capitolize on what we know about some of the more renouned users. What it lacked in shity-ness it made up in entertainment.
Hands down the Shittiest post goes to Laff.at.laff.com. While one word is not the most entertaining of, well anything, it still makes for a very shitty post.
Now, I'm pretty sure that I'm not alone in saying that SPT has lost the charm that it had last week. I, for one, am done with SPT. All I wanna know is who's coming with me?
User Reviews
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2003-11-17 12:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
InsaneTheMind will be happy to see my Ohio Drivers made this list.
haha, damn that post!
Submitted by DJMattB241 <innewyork.at.afriendshouse.com> at 2003-11-01 12:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like it known that
1) While I did make SPT official, i WAS, as loki pointed out, just observing.
2) If you read my summary of SPT at the end of the day (a week ago), you will see that I said SPT should NOT be every single week. Just every great once in a while.
That is all, RIP SPT!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-10-31 10:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:27:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Next Thursday, everyone who wants to make a shit post should go to an AOL chatroom and get the hell out of here.
This is the single dumbest concept I've ever heard.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:27:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Next Thursday, everyone who wants to make a shit post should go to an AOL chatroom and get the hell out of here.
This is the single dumbest concept I've ever heard.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:27:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Next Thursday, everyone who wants to make a shit post should go to an AOL chatroom and get the hell out of here.
This is the single dumbest concept I've ever heard.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:27:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Next Thursday, everyone who wants to make a shit post should go to an AOL chatroom and get the hell out of here.
This is the single dumbest concept I've ever heard.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:27:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Next Thursday, everyone who wants to make a shit post should go to an AOL chatroom and get the hell out of here.
This is the single dumbest concept I've ever heard.
Yes
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2003-10-31 07:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations Phinch! Welcome to the club. A club with noble beginnings and traditions. A club many agree we should be beaten with until we resemble nothing so much as the cover of Guns'n'Roses "The Spaghetti Incident?"
A warning to you all (with the possible exception of Loki who never really got it):
Once you go shit, it is hard to go back.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2003-10-31 03:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh I liked SPT it gave shit posters such as myself a chance to post without feeling the need/pressure for it to be good or even clever.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-31 03:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
J'agree.
I didn't do one last Thursday as I was ill, I just wanted to do a little one.
Let SPT rest in peace.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-31 02:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, Bigmike is big and mike.
Whatcha gonna make of it, fewl?????????????
LOL
-Tom
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-31 01:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd like to thank the acadamy, my mom and dad, and lawd jebus.
I promise not to make anymore shit posts for a while.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It didn't start out as a contest, it was an observation. Oh you'd like to think that shit post whatever day is over but considering the number of entries from people who didn't realize they were competing the possibillity for this is grim.
Submitted by Magno (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohio drivers do suck.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Next Thursday, everyone who wants to make a shit post should go to an AOL chatroom and get the hell out of here.
This is the single dumbest concept I've ever heard.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-30 23:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry for posting this early, I'm going to bed.