I just don't understand... (1085 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.7 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Heather <monkycrk.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-30 20:11:45 EST
Since it's still SHIT post Thursday...
The other day, I borrowed a shirt from my mom. So, today I go back to hang it back in her closet, look down, and see her boyfriend's tighty whities in the laundry basket. Unfortunately, for me, the crotch was facing outward, displaying a wonderful shit streak.
Men, what's the deal? Do some of you really have THAT hard of a time wiping your ass thoroughly? I mean, I think of it like this, you wipe once.. if there is still shit on the toilet paper, use a fresh piece/side and wipe again. Repeat this until the toilet paper comes back clean. If it never does, never stop wiping.. or get in the shower. Don't put your underwear back on and pray for a wedgie to rub all the shit off your dirty asshole.
I've never noticed men who wear boxers to have this problem. I would guess that it has something to do with boxers not being form fitting. Then again, I don't know many women who have shit stains in their panties. Maybe it has something to do with tighty whitey wearing men?
If any of you fellas wear tighty whities.. let me know.. do your underoos proudly display the brown streak? IF so...what the fuck?
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-05 15:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I lol'ed IRL But seriously that is narsty as hell Dudes: It only takes like 5 mins depending on the type of dump you just took
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol...
Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2003-10-31 20:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-31 08:44:10 (#)
Ranking: -1
ugh.
Found some streaks?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-31 08:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ugh.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-10-30 21:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wear briefs and I have no streaks.
I do wish however, that I could afford to redo my whole bathroom and include a bidet.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-10-30 21:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My boxers are 100 percent clean. I think its because boxers typically have designs on them, maybe turd stains don't show up as much.
Submitted by Harry O'Ring at 2003-10-30 21:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's cause we have hairy o-rings
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
All I know is that I never ride a bicycle if it is even possible to get streak marks because it will be magnified by the power of 100
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes I wear boxers, but only when I know that I won't need that added support that comes with briefs (I'm assuming thats the same thing as tighty whities or whatever). I can't say I've ever had a problem with shit streaks, I mean its pretty basic, just wipe your arse until nothing left, I don't understand why some guys can't handle this basic duty properly.
Submitted by Maira (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen boxers with streaks in them.
Maybe I'm weird but I find tighty whities very attractive on a guy.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, man. I giggled at this one. I'm so mature.
Submitted by otizzlebizzle (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm convinced the brown streaks are usually from farts
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My superman fruit of the looms are... clean! Time to deflower them with poo nuggets and pee stains.