my SPT entry (412 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.33 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Gen. Tso <beverly.at.mobileregister.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-30 20:18:41 EST
ass wiping ... to the front towards the kutch or up the back? Discuss.
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-31 05:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you trying to hit your prostate or something while wiping?
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2003-10-31 00:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it, you don't exactly wipe. You DIG! You getin there DEEP, REAL DEEP! And why are there only two ways? I go from the left, and DIG!! I dig down and to the back. So I guess I'm a left-to-back man.
DIG, I SAY! DIG!!
Badass.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-10-31 00:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
remember ladies, always wipe front to back. wouldn't want to get a urinary tract infection now, would we?
Submitted by otizzlebizzle (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thank you, Franger. It's good to see that someone else is a back to front wiper. You know, it's kind of like being left-handed. The cast majority of people wipe front to back, but there are a few who do it the opposite way. I think it's genetic.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wahoo, I'm abnormal, back to front! I mean geez guys, its not rocket science, just don't rub the toilet paper on your testicles as you wipe, the moment the paper isn't in contact with my arse its not in contact with any part of my body.
Submitted by Magno (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
front to back.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-30 20:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2003-10-30 20:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
should always be front to back.
That way you manly men don't get it in your sack-wrinkles or nut-hair and girlies don't spread nasty fecal matter to the promised land.