Funny Names (6766 hits)
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Submitted by <viking_reborn.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-10-31 16:16:17 EST
I work in a large hotel, and I often encounter people with names that sometimes just leave you wondering what the hell their parents were thinking.
These names are all real, just as they were entered into our reservation system.
I haven't changed a single name. Fuck the innocent.
Master Bang
Sheldon K Barfuss
Sandy Clay
Dick Clip
Skip Dickerson
Guido Frackers
Prunella Francois
Robin Hood
Misty Kipper
John Orifice
Misty Raney
Bruce J Studley
Barry Terranova
Vyvvy Vo
Polly Waddle
Duck Yoo
Ali Jalali
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Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-06-03 12:32:23 EDT (#)
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Here's another one:
Lovely Arora
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-03-22 19:14:30 EST (#)
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gay hoar
not even kidding
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-02-14 20:15:18 EST (#)
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I went to school with a girl called Anna Wanklyn.
Ah, good times.
Submitted by lol at 2004-01-03 01:10:46 EST (#)
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ok i have a few that i know!
kate hooker
chris hardick < hes gay!>
erin hoeabitch
i did not make these up!
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2003-12-30 14:42:39 EST (#)
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I like Duck Yoo.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-02 18:04:50 EST (#)
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Misty Hymen.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-01 04:04:19 EST (#)
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I don't know if this was just my teacher being a dumb bitch, but she said that her dentist's name was Phil Ing. I assume she was being honest, but heck, we were 2nd graders...She could have told us that the earth was flat and we would have believed her.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2003-10-31 22:15:45 EST (#)
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My little brother once had a teacher called Anil Joy
He was Indian or somethin like that
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-31 22:05:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural
...why do people do that to their children?
I was born with my two names being Adrian Beau. I have always been called Beau by my family, and when I first started school (it's said Bo for those of you that don't know). Kids are unusually cruel and with being registered as Beau I heard some stupid shit like "Hey Beau, kind of like Bow-tie hahaha."
After that I got sick of it and asked my mom to register me as Adrian (this was kindergarten). Without me knowing, Rocky came out, so when I was in Elementary school, I heard so many times "Yo! Adriaaaaaan!"
Well, I took matters into my own hands again in 5th grade, and went back to Beau. By that time, sense of humor had matured a bit, but had not progressed beyond making fun of one's name. I've heard every single "Beau" joke that you could think of. From "Beau-vine" even though I'm probably one of the skinniest people anyone will meet, to "Beau-sephus" who I had no idea who that was until I started playing the different varieties of jazz.
Most often as a joke I have said that my first born son will bare my name, because I will not go through this hell alone.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2003-10-31 21:48:48 EST (#)
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my mother worked with a thelastone (thuh-lost-uh-nee). and then the poor kid had a younger sibling. how depressing. and then there was elmer funke (funky). why do people do that to their children? oh, and one of my friends parents were feeling witty, and named him after a character from catch-22. yes, he is major major major. i swear to gawd, im NOT making this up.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-31 19:26:10 EST (#)
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i knew a Harry Butts the 3rd in high school
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-31 17:58:27 EST (#)
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I am thinking about changing my posting name to something else. Quasi-Tom perhaps.
-Tom
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2003-10-31 17:27:29 EST (#)
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I know a "Jack Studley" which is clearly the world's manliest name, ever.
I also went to college with a guy named *&^%$ Ray Gunn. (Not giving out his first name and I don't know why, probably because it is irrelevant to the "Ray Gun" part).
Submitted by Heywood Jablowmee <jablowmee.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-10-31 17:15:41 EST (#)
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I take serious offence to the publishing of these names
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-10-31 17:08:46 EST (#)
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My friend Trey Hunt has a cousin whose parents named him Michael. I'm not making that up.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2003-10-31 16:54:44 EST (#)
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No lie, there was a Mona Little at my high school. She went to prom with her dad.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-31 16:39:18 EST (#)
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+2 because this is the top thread and now it's the weekend!!!!
Have a great weekend everyone, and remember, don't take any wooden nickels!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-10-31 16:36:14 EST (#)
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Oh no, Almighty William, it happens.
Taken from actual files:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1062613767157024999
This has been done several times on here, but the names people come up with are so bizarre I don't think I'll ever stop being amazed.
Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-10-31 16:34:41 EST (#)
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just for the record many people who check into hotels and such use false names.
-Al B. Sure
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-31 16:26:43 EST (#)
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I had a woman living in my building way back in the days of rent and landlords whos name was Liz Orifice. She was a filthy, filthy, FILTHY woman.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-31 16:26:29 EST (#)
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I wish my name was Bruce J Studly.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-10-31 16:26:19 EST (#)
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You are truly a moron if you believe that all of those names are real
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-10-31 16:26:13 EST (#)
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I went to High School with a girl named Misty Raine Fogg....