the bomb and the pilot (463 hits)
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Submitted by <shi_dobu_nan.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-03 00:46:19 EST
3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-02 23:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmmm?
oh wait i get it
it was a joke right?
right?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-04-02 22:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
had you honestly never heard this before?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-03 12:49:25 EST (#)
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ehhhh, not so great.
kinda funny.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-03 01:09:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-11-03 00:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, good joke