The Morning Marathon (695 hits)
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Submitted by pimpbuster (View user info) at 2003-11-04 10:12:41 EST
This is a daily event and is sure to be the end of me. It's something so simple and easily fixed, but due to the status quo's endurance, I'm fucked.
It's the long morning wait for the lunch hour.
I don't look forward so much to the break from work nearly as much as I do the food. I started working in a bike shop where I was accustomed to eating while working. (or was it working while eating?) But now, combined with extreme boredom, this 4 hour gap between breakfast and lunch is a lifetime of torture. Nothing is worse. It's so bad I can start to taste what the inside of my mouth tastes like. I can barely stay awake as the energy drains from my body.
I think that bottle of white-out may just taste like the horseradish that was on my steak sandwich the other day.
Am I the only one? Does anyone out there make it till lunch without falling over dead in their seat? There's nothing to snack on as we have nothing more than a tray with some shitty candy on it, I'm sorry but that is not going to cut it. This is genuine hunger here people, two hours in the making. Why the fuck do I need to wait till the noon hour to step out and sink my teeth into a juicy burger with double cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and a side of tater tots? Or maybe a footlong sub piled high with roast beef, cheese, lettuce, onions, peppers, tomatoes, and dripping with sauce, all on fresh baked bread?
I wonder if what they say about inhalents dulling your hunger is true? I got a can of window cleaner, I'm sure I could find a paper bag around here to huff that shit.
Fuck I'm hungry.
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-04 13:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can go a whole day without hunger easily. Smoking pot is what gives me an appetite and an insatible one at that.
After lunch is the worst half of my work day- it's the most boring.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-04 12:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus Christ you fucking glutton. Try sucking on your penis, maybe that will satiate your craving for meat
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-11-04 11:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I eat breakfast, and pleanty of it, dumbass!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-04 10:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its called breakfast, dumbass!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-04 10:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you're making me hungry!!! and all i have is some lousy bbq chips. yukka puk.