A treat for the geeks (756 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 1.81 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by El Fucking Guapo (View user info) at 2003-11-04 14:18:37 EST
This is for all the users on here that work at/have worked at a help desk. I know this is really old, but if you've ever worked at a helpdesk you will laugh your ass off. it has been a really long time since i've been to this site, but it came up in a conversation with this dude that works at Greyhound i was BS'ing with at lunch
http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/
if you've seen it before, move on. though i imagine if you had, you'll still -2 this and then tell me to die anyway.
enjoy!
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2003-11-10 15:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm damn glad I'm the only person in today...laughing my ass off!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-11-10 14:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
being sick and playing mmorpgs most of the weekend is cool!
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-11-04 21:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-11-04 16:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"George is a cipher. Problems and error messages go in one end, and weird crazy shit comes out the other."
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-11-04 16:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't read anything this funny in a long time. My whole office is in tears.
Bart, you HAVE to put this on Bored at Work!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-11-04 16:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have tears Im laughing so hard...
"That's his official diagnosis, by the way. No error messages, no description, just "hay wire". Perhaps I've seen too many movies, but when I read that a computer is going "hay wire", I immediately think that the damn thing has grown arms and is flinging office supplies at people."
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-04 16:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
his commentary is as funny as george's tickets.
"Here's what I hear, in my head, when I read this ticket:
"Tech support."
"AAAAA!!! THE FAX MACHINE! IT'S GETTING CLOSER!!"
"Pardon?"
"THE FAX MACHINE! OH MY GOD! AAAAA--" <unidentifiable awful noise> <click>"
i've read every single one of these before, and i still laugh my ass off!
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-11-04 16:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha, that's funny.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-11-04 15:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I think a computer with Lan on it would be scary. You'd press ctrl-alt-del and he'd pop out and kick your ass."
Fucking gold.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-04 15:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm havening a good laugh at that.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-04 15:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, some of that was fucking hysterical. I'm glad I can laugh quietly, or the entire office would be staring at me.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-04 14:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I work at a help desk and this had me rolling.. I think I peed my pants!