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I messed with Texas... (1172 hits)

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Rating: 1.2 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GoingBlue (View user info) at 2003-11-05 16:05:58 EST


...and it won.

I have several hangoers to deal with and have just finished a business lunch wihere there was great wine. Now I am tring to post on a TV internet thingy and I can"t read what the fuck i AM TYPING.

CAN'T READ A THING!

This is a shit post. I am going to find a proper internet connection and go for a run befre this TV blinds me.

Paper or plastic?

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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-05 15:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1.55?

Submitted by bort_clifone (user info) at 2003-11-15 22:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by nicole at 2003-11-05 21:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehe

Sounds like you guys had a great time. I have one of those Alamo pressed pennies too, but I think I have misplaced it somewhere.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-05 21:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck yeah, Brad. It sounds like this trip's for the history books and if you were hanging with Andrew...


enough said.


Be safe and enjoy yourself.




P.s. there are some great brothels in nevada for when you hit LV, or so I hear.

Submitted by GoingBlue (user info) at 2003-11-05 17:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

The Alamo is unreal, I have the best pressed penny in my wallet all scuffing it up and stuff.

I am going to give Bill Bryce a run for his money, I will write a travelogue with what I have learned on this trip to Mmrika (how it's known here in Nashville).

I have sobered up and gone for a run... not in that order. The CMA is on tonight at the Grand Ole Opry and I am staying at the Gaylord Opryland (odd name for such a homophobic state, but I am refuse to complain). So since most of the performers are staying here, I bumped into some, quite literally, while in the gym.

I fell off the treadmill.

Seems that seeing someone fall off the treadmill is funny here, too.

Lesson for today, don't drink and even think about using exercise equipment in front of Country Music performers, it's embarrassing.

I'm off to look for the Dixie Chicks and completely avoid the work I have come here to do.

Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-11-05 17:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Come on people! Stand up for yourselfs! If a post is shit negative two it!





What? I have self esteem issues.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-11-05 17:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Loki's horny, watch out Seadog.

Now make me a sandwich.

;o)


p.s. Hope you're having a great time Brad!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-05 16:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I come to see you, will you get me laid too?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-05 16:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah, and i took him to the Alamo....


REMEMBER THE ALAMO, HAIR!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-05 16:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahahahahahaha


i can't believe you are actually using one of those things!

Hair came here for a day and we drank our asses off and i introduced him to Mindless Self Indulgence. there was another band that played that night called Uncle Fucker that had this really weird metal/country/rockabilly sound. ( www.unclefucker.net ) and they had this awesome redhead that played the electric fiddle, and we met her and got pictures. i can't wait to see them when Hair posts them for a "red on the head" post. she asked him twice if his Austrailian accent was real. hahaha.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-05 16:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

he's here to steal more sunshine. I know it.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-05 16:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh dear everyone look out, we've been invaded


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