New Reason to Fear Skullcrusher (796 hits)
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Submitted by <sgtpeppers2001.at.lycos.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-05 21:05:05 EST
I have posted here a few times and many of you do not seem to be afraid of me the way you should. Crushing skulls is not an easy task. I can't do it on my own. That is why I have my pet to warn me when potential victims approach. He is a very deadly creature. You would not want to cross his path at anytime. So now, for the first time on ubersite, here is Skullcrusher Jr.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-11 05:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2004-12-11 04:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2003-11-06 14:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea, I searched the internet for about ten min to find the script, but it was worth it, as I made myself laugh.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2003-11-05 23:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Monty Python was the first thing I thought of when I saw that, and I laughed. +2 for you.
Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2003-11-05 22:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes
on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
[dramatic chord]
[clunk]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I done it again!
TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all,
didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well,
it's always the same. I always tell them--
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: Do they listen to me?
ARTHUR: Right!
TIM: Oh, no...
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
ARTHUR: Run away! Run away!
KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!...
TIM: Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-05 22:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2003-11-05 22:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUNNY!!!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-05 22:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a cute little bunny rabbit!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-11-05 22:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNY!!!!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-05 22:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
NOW i'm afraid!
Submitted by SkunkApe (user info) at 2003-11-05 21:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What a lovely paint package you have there. Too bad your door is lop-sided.
It's late and I must pinch a loaf, g'nite all.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-05 21:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do it...
...in the rabbithole.
god i'm going to hell....
Submitted by Syphon_Virus (user info) at 2003-11-05 21:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that is all nice and all, but you forgot the one thing that makes this rabbit stand out from the rest, a pancake on it's head!!!
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-05 21:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
be afraid...be very afraid
hahaha
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-11-05 21:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim the Enchanter: There it is!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim the Enchanter: It is the rabbit.
King Arthur: You TOT! You got us all worked up!
Sir Robin the Not-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancealot: I soiled my armor I was so scared.
King Arthur: Go on Boors, chop its head off.
Boors: One rabbit stew comin' right up!
(approaches rabbit)
(rabbit leaps up and bites Boors head off)
King Arthur: JESUS CHRIST!!!
Tim the Enchanter: I warned you! I warned. But no, nobody ever listens to me. 'Oooh, it's just a harmless little bunny...'"