The Lord of the Blings (3240 hits)
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Submitted by Meat <meat.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-11-06 14:25:31 EST
They started out in the swamps of nether. No one knew or expected the fate that awaited them. But then it appeared. It, it which is the ring of legend. Better know as "iced out", this ring would set them out on the undoubtably spectacular quest to save the ears of the hip hop world.
The Icy Hot Stuntaz, as they later came to be known, attained the ring and shortly after much more jewelrey would be theirs for the taking. After their encounter with legendary hip hop producer Glockster Gandalfz, they were trained in the art of cell phone usage and sporting iced out, beaming in the muther fucking LEX in clubs across America rides.
Da Flame would rise up to scorch the world with his non-shirt wearing antics and wrist-watch flossing.
Freeze would dominate his enemies, sending them to a land of frosty below-zero coutry music hell.
Blade, well let's just say they call him blade cause he CUT SOMEBODY. His final task was to somehow blade away the acne off his face but not even the mighty Blade can slice through puberty.
That is how the Icy Hot Stuntaz came togther to become the Lord of the Blings.
Darkness always seems to find a way back into this world however. The Cash Money Skillionares, evil rappers of the night were waiting for the opportunity to strike, to unleash an ultimate "Thugness" upon the world. what better a time than this, the time when the Lords of the Blings were preoccupied stunting it up in all the hot nightclubs around the world?
With a venengace and set of twenty-four inch rims unlike anything the world had ever seen, the Skillonares came forth and destroyed everything in their path with dollar chains that have been said to surpass the fabeled "iced out" ring worn the Icy Hot Stuntaz themselves.
History ends at that point, no more was written or told about what became of the war that existed at the hands of the Icy Hot Stuntaz and the Cash Money Skillkionares.
Word is that they ended up capping each other in a hip hop club in east L.A., but most dismiss this as mere rumor. As with the creation of this world itself, no one really knows what happened.
That is the Legend of the Lord of the Blings.
User Reviews
Submitted by vcxjrchino at 2004-05-06 10:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its not funny and its fucking gay i feel like smack the fuck up does mother fuckers
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-01-04 13:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bling Bling Whoflungdun!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2003-11-07 14:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dizzle, youz a hotz writerz dawg, keeps it real nizzle.
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Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2003-11-06 17:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great, almost worthy of bored at work, funny as hell, nice image work too.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-06 16:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-06 15:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-11-06 15:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-06 14:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2003-11-06 14:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's kind of funny but I still want to smack those little fucks
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-11-06 14:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe.....I don't why I found this funny but somehow I found this hilarious.