The truth about Jesus (827 hits)
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Submitted by <sgtpeppers2001.at.lycos.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-06 18:22:01 EST
Jesus was a man who liked to lay in the sun and catch some rays. On Sundays he liked to watch football and drink beer. His favorite team was the Chicago Bears. When the Bears won the superbowl many years back, Jesus partied for six straight days. He had planned to rest on the seventh day but something terrible happened. Poor Jesus drank too much. This is what other party goers say Jesus looked like when he left the party. After he left, nobody knows what happened. And since that day, the Bears have been losing year after year. It's sad but very true.
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Submitted by EspoDmouth <think00> at 2003-11-06 23:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by corquando (user info) at 2003-11-06 21:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I knew this Jesus fellow. His last name was Ramirez and he played 3rd base for some AA team down in the Gulf Coast League. After the Cleveland Indians cut him, he dyed his hair blonde and beca,e a street person. he taught David Blaine everything he knows except the part about hanging out in London. That was DB's own thing.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2003-11-06 19:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell Yeah
This SkullCrusher Guy is A-ok
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-06 18:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm dumbfounded. Meanwhile, you're just dumb.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-06 18:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That was stupid.
Submitted by SiliconJesus (user info) at 2003-11-06 18:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a deadskin fan you idiot
Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2003-11-06 18:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty. Also, there is no Jesus.