Hate Mail From Daniel (4777 hits)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-07 00:45:32 EST
And now for my best maddox impersonation...
I just saw this message that was sent through the ubersite contact form:
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Submitted by Daniel at 2003-11-06 14:26:49
God your site is pretty dumb. Why don't you tell people BEFORE they write responses that there is a word limit/ban on all caps in words instead of making smart-arse responses about not knowing how to use space bars after comments on posts are submitted? Some people still take the net seriously you know. I'm so sick of web-sites that offer vital information after the fact and think they are so fucking funny or savvy in doing so. Great way to treat your readers guys. Seems like stupid Christians who don't know what they're talking about get a hell of a lot of space here. I won't be coming back nor recommending this one that's for sure. Big fucking waste of my time.
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Dear Daniel,
Speaking of pretty dumb...
Apparently the subtleties of what we call "The English Language" are a bit much for you to handle. Why did you write your message in all capital letters? And, when you saw this response on the page, why didn't you just press the "back" button in your browser, fix the problem, and resubmit it?
I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark here and guess that you're a moron. You couldn't be bothered to post a comment that follows two basic syntactical rules, yet you were willing to take the time to go to the contact page and bitch about it. Personally, I'm surprised you figured out how to do that. I appreciate your persistence. Really, I do.
Another thing Daniel, this web-site is not a person, it does not think, it is not funny, and it is not Christian. It's a computer. All the things you see written here were written by people with flesh and blood. This means that if you see something funny, it wasn't written by Ubersite, it was written by someone funny. See something promoting Christianity? Written by a Christian, not by Ubersite. Think about this. Now reflect. Good.
Lastly, you are 100% correct in stating that this site is definitely a fucking waste of your time. Just be happy you've realized that now, while you still have a chance to get away. Now go. Run away. Run far away from this place and never come back. And please, don't tell any of your all caps typing friends about this site. I wouldn't want to also waste any of their very valuable time.
Thanks for the feedback Daniel!
User Reviews
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2005-12-16 07:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart i am a man of few words ... Fucking great he was a jackass i hope he`s eyes fall out +2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god, never seen this before... Hilarious.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still laugh when I see a new error message. The other day I tried to write a message title in capital letters (because it was REALLY IMPORTANT) and BartBart's error message was something like "did you ever learn to read you retard?"
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic name
Submitted by SacredHeart (user info) at 2004-07-18 20:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great picture!
Submitted by waterRTBH (user info) at 2004-07-18 20:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can't help it, I fell off my chiar laughing at the pic.
Submitted by Fuckedup (user info) at 2004-07-18 20:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking funny! genius
Submitted by koreanboi2030 (user info) at 2004-07-03 22:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I HAVE TO USE CAPS BECUSE I CANOT SEE WHUT I TYPNG TROUGH MY SLANTY EYES! I ARE KOREAN! NOTE THE BAD GRAMMER AND SPELING!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-03-02 20:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-02-06 17:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Being double jointed owns.
Submitted by wh0r3patrol (user info) at 2004-01-05 21:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart I like your finger nails they are pretty.
Submitted by panic100 (user info) at 2003-12-31 16:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The pic makes this message.
Submitted by GREGORY SEINFELD at 2003-12-23 16:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was good
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2003-12-15 22:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by poopy joe <poopy.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-12-12 12:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dammit, I didn't receive any sort of message telling me that people who type in allcaps are the same type of people whose existence justifies the case FOR eugenics. argh.
Submitted by POOPY JOE <POOPY.at.HOTMAIL.COM> at 2003-12-12 11:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT KIND OF CONDESCENDING MESSAGE POPS UP WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALLCAPS. iF THIS STILL GOES THROUGH, THEN I JUST WANT TO SAY TO THE FUCKTARD DOWN BELOW THAT TYPING IN ALLCAPS IS FOR FUCKTARDS, UM, HENCE, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A FUCKTARD. OR YOU ALREADY WERE A FUCKTARD AND HENCE THAT'S WHY YOU WISH TO TYPE IN ALLCAPS. EITHER OR, CHICKEN OR THE EGG I GUESS.
Submitted by laff (user info) at 2003-11-24 14:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares if someone posts in caps.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2003-11-12 17:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fabulous
Submitted by NickTheDivine (user info) at 2003-11-12 17:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart sure is a handsome fellow.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-12 17:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My reach is the same as Lisa's - why do I know that. I have 8 minutes to kill. Damn my boss for working late tonight.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-11-12 17:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with Daniel. I hate that error message too, it's condescending, sarcastic and smug.
So fuck you buddy.
However, you look so damn cute, have + 10 bazillion. Awwww.
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2003-11-09 20:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-11-08 23:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the smile
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-08 23:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm curious as to what thread this Daniel was trying to reply to, and what the text he was trying to submit was.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-11-08 22:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture is really creepy. It's like you're looking right at me. I put it on my desktop.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-08 22:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-11-08 17:56:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not double jointed, but my hands are big. Since I too am bored, I just spread my fingers wide and measured from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinky - just over 9 inches.
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So? I'm measuring right now. Just over 8. I guess my penis is almost as big as yours.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-08 22:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a fun read. It made me giggle school-girlishly.
I like school girls too.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-08 18:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is this the only hate mail you've recieved?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-08 18:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"My fingers are thin, but really strong, strong enough to crush you like a bug."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god, that was funny. have another +2 for that one.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-11-08 17:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not double jointed, but my hands are big. Since I too am bored, I just spread my fingers wide and measured from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinky - just over 9 inches. My fingers are thin, but really strong, strong enough to crush you like a bug.
As for the hair "No. 9" - if that is your real name - I was thinking about getting it cut today. If not today, then sometime in the next few days. I'm not going to get it all cut off though, just the sides and the back so that I don't end up on mulletsgalore.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-08 16:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry.
i'm really bored.....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-08 16:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just wanted to tell you once more that i love you, bart.
and NOT in a platonic way. all of us military menz are gay. didn't you know? we all slap each other on the asses after making good shots at the range, and then we all retire to the showers and get all soaped up and play "slip n' slide." don't even ask about what happens when a bunch of us all have to sleep in a tent in 30 degree weather. oh, the things you must do to stay warm and survive....
bart, you sure do have some pretty eyes. and soft hands. love the hair.
*kiss* *wink* *blow*
Submitted by No.9 (user info) at 2003-11-08 16:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart,
Your hair is getting way long.
-No.9
Submitted by chicagogirl <momshouse.at.moms.com> at 2003-11-08 14:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can bend my toes at the top joints. wow.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-11-07 10:28:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you talking about bending only the top joint. I can do that with all of my fingers. I didn't realize crooked fingers were a sign of it. I always just thought I had stunted dwarf hands.
Submitted by daidoji (user info) at 2003-11-08 10:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-08 01:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-11-08 01:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmm that's nice.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-11-07 23:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like you haven't slept in a long time.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-11-07 16:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nails only look that good with clear nail polish and copious cuticle softening agents.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-11-07 16:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The look on your fucking face is great man, just great.
As for those fingers, well, not only am I confused as to why you don't have a girlfriend, I'm completely baffled as to why you don't have a worshipping harem.
Maybe you should just scan a picture of your hand and submit it to dating services. I bet you'd get a lot of phone calls!
Submitted by Yes at 2003-11-07 16:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah! Thats the best fucking pic on here... you should replace the logo with that pic. har-har-harrrr!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-07 13:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh heh heh...
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2003-11-07 13:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess it's a good thing we get people like that every now and then. Not like we get bored flaming/attacking each other, but it's always more rewading to trash a true idiot.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-11-07 12:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-07 12:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another +2 for the image name.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-07 12:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
golden.
the picture made me crack up.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-11-07 12:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
Oops... I mean, This Is Fucking Hilarious.
murphy
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-11-07 12:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-07 08:22:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
have we heard the last from daniel? i don't think so. way to sandpaper the ass of an englishman bart.
you have very delicate looking hands.
if i had hands like that, i would close my eyes when i was masturbating and imagine i was getting a handjob from nicole kidman.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
too funny!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-07 11:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got city boy hands, Hooper. You been countin' money all your life.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-07 11:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there's no such thing as being "double-jointed", unless you are speaking figureatively, i suppose.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-11-07 11:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and Bart, you now hold the title of "Longest Thumb on Ubersite."
I wonder what that could mean for the ladies?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-11-07 11:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture is classic.
Submitted by poop_monkey at 2003-11-07 11:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. No, I really do!
My fingers are double jointed too. They are crooked as well. My toes are double jointed too. Weirdness.... O.o
Great bashing... Great impersonation.
(:(|)
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-07 11:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just made my alcohol/cake tummy ache feel better.
-Tom
Submitted by marc01 (user info) at 2003-11-07 10:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love people bashing this site it is so funny. boo hoo, wasted your time.? WTF??? if you are not here to waste time you are in the wrong spot buddy.
p.s. yes that is a way better picture than the oen they photoshop all the time.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-11-07 10:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you talking about bending only the top joint. I can do that with all of my fingers. I didn't realize crooked fingers were a sign of it. I always just thought I had stunted dwarf hands.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-07 10:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounded like the typical sarcastic bashing...
and then came the picture.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-07 10:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bow before Bart's superior kung-fu!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-11-07 09:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It called having double jointed (don't ask why) finger. I have the same crooked fingers.
can you bend just your index finger so that it goes looks likes this from the side. most ppl can't.
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Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-11-07 08:12:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice response. Have you noticed that your middle finger is really crooked? Mine are crooked, but not that bad. I have midget pinkies. My hands are very small, but my pinkies are just plain midget. Enough of stream of consciousness. Bagel time.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-11-07 09:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post rocked.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-07 09:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the part where the caps lock key is a mere cm away from the pinky finger as it rests on the A key.
good stuff
I guess he hit the secret Daniel Filter and got blocked.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-07 08:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-07 08:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have we heard the last from daniel? i don't think so. way to sandpaper the ass of an englishman bart.
you have very delicate looking hands.
if i had hands like that, i would close my eyes when i was masturbating and imagine i was getting a handjob from nicole kidman.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-11-07 08:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice response. Have you noticed that your middle finger is really crooked? Mine are crooked, but not that bad. I have midget pinkies. My hands are very small, but my pinkies are just plain midget. Enough of stream of consciousness. Bagel time.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart, you always manage to look like you just woke up after a long nite of drinkin. How do you do that?
-J
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-11-07 06:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Curse you and curse your freaking Christian website, Cilfone!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-07 03:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"God your site is pretty dumb"
Nice of him to refer to you as 'god' though.
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2003-11-07 03:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO..... Bart is the fuckin man!!!!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-07 02:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-11-07 02:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahh... asshat, I haven't called someone that for years. Newest vocab word for me = asshat. When I go to work tomorrow I will make a point of calling someone an asshat, probably my boss. We had a 15 min discussion yesterday about the word cunt, it was interesting.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-11-07 02:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Daniel, glad to see you figured it out this time.
I have nothing against you personally. For some reason, you felt the need to go out of your way to contact me to insult me and this site when I never asked you to come here in the first place. Why not just go away? Why did you feel the need to lash out at me before you left? Were you just trying to hurt my feelings? Thanks a lot you big bully!
As for "stuff[ing] around with [your] browser", what on earth are you talking about? This is a web page. If you don't know how to use your computer for even the most basic web browsing tasks, that really isn't my fault.
Do you feel like the world is against you or something? Why don't you take off the tin foil hat and go enjoy the real world for a while.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-07 02:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
One less moron is a good thing.
I'm sure he was about to give the rest of us morons a bad name.
Submitted by InSaNeSna1L (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He gives daniels everywhere a bad name....
he speaks only for himself when posting :)
Submitted by blahness (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa, about 10 seconds late on that one
Submitted by blahness (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray for daniel
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Good impersonation Bart, though will this Daniel charachter read this?"
I can't say for sure, but I did send him an email with a link to this post. He has a yahoo.com email address, so I considered IM'ing him but then decided against it.
I took this picture about two weeks ago. It was really late at night after being told at work earlier in the day that I was going to have to put in longer days and work throughout the weekend or our company could collapse. I was stressed out, pissed off, tired, and I knew it was going to end for two weeks.
Submitted by Daniel at 2003-11-07 01:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Bart,
Well done. I am so insulted, boo hoo. You jerk, you obviously don't even know the meaning of the word syntax. Which has nothing to do with how I submitted my post anyway.
1) I did not submit my post in all capitals. I am not a moron who feels the need to *shout* to get myself heard, whether audibly or in text. It is your dumb-ass software which claimed I did so, even though I wrote normally like this. 2) I did hit my broswer's back button. Hell, I even copied the text because I thought your software might lose my message anyway, which it promptly managed to do. It also managed to stuff around with my browser so that the text was not copied. So what I wrote was lost, and I just get a stupid, smart-arse message from your site giving me a lecture about capital letters. How fucking arrogant. My point to you was why don't you just tell people this before they respond and waste their time. So what do you go and do? Post my mail on your site, so you can make yourself look all sarcastic and cool no doubt. jesus, you're probably hoping you'll get a root out of it aren't you? You are such a wanker.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone has to love a good hate post.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall worship Bart as my new Gord...well maybe not Gord, but just a level below him.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff there, Barthalmew J.
That's a better picture of you than the other one that has been floating around the Überhood. Less "computer geek" looking.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good impersonation Bart, though will this Daniel charachter read this?
Submitted by slyphter (user info) at 2003-11-07 01:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
syntactical???
I was about to rate you down for being a moron that makes up words, but then i checked out the dictionary, and damn i would have looked like a real asshat. This confirms that one bottle of wine is enough
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-11-07 00:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, it looks like it's bedtime for Bonzos...time for little Barts to go to sleep.
It's time for Ba-arts to sleeeeep,
it's time for Ba-arts to close their sleepy-little-eyes
it's time for Ba-arts to sleeeeep
it's ti-ime
for Ba-arts
and Ti-nas
to go-o to sleep noooooow
You should feel special, I haven't sung that to anyone else.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-11-07 00:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a bart middle finger pic. My life is complete.
Submitted by Choppa (user info) at 2003-11-07 00:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart looks like he needs sleep.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-11-07 00:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart I think you look cool with your hair all messy like that.
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2003-11-07 00:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart rules.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-07 00:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray for bart.