something to embarrass myself (624 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.66 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <moronicnovel.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-07 07:31:29 EST
yawn
ok
will this do?
User Reviews
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-12-11 03:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes life is grand, Insane.
not for me at present. i have just stuffed myself with all the food my toddler rejected and am feeling bloated and nauseous. and i have no ciggies.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-12-11 01:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i had two yummy chili cheese dogs with onions today for lunch mmmmmm
im hungry now, lover's on her way over. bite first then a bite when she gets her
ahhhhh.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-11-07 09:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
has anyone ever seen someone type this short of a post, then reply to it 14 times before anyone else even ranks it???
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-07 08:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shandy : What the fuck are you up to ?
You freak!!
Funny though.
Stoned perchance?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but i don't care, because now i'm going to the kitchen
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and i heard nasty talk from my loved ones
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
today i saw statues of naked cherubs moving by the pool, and a statuesque housewife watering the lawn
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i think that is the most stupid and pointless post of which i am capable. but i blame you uber site.
yes i do. my brain has been seeped into. the pincers are at work. i will collapse shortly.
atchoo!
atchoo!
first yawning, now sneazing.
um
what else to report?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there is food in the fridge
yucky fucked up food
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another glorius yawn - that involuntary catch of breath just before you launch yourself into lock jawed relief
if only there were hot dogs to fall upon, maybe some chips and jam donuts
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all i need is a hotdog with mustard and honey, or perhaps the cheese onion and bbq sauce number, and i would be complete
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
another one!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahh yess. THAT was a real yawn.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll have one more drink, one more puff, maybe the true beuatiful yawn will return
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dammit, a yawn that didn't make it. a half yawn. a failed yawn
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yawning is so pleasant
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is that the best you can do??
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-07 07:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yawn