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Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.4 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <mister_roboto.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-09 16:37:58 EST




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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-10 22:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Kool_Kontakt (user info) at 2003-11-09 23:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-09 18:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2003-11-09 16:40:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Should I be aroused?
_______________________

No.








That's so wrong it's funny.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-09 17:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Cop #1: "What does that look like to you?"
Cop #2: "Is the bear...? Is the guy...? Seems like more of a game warden thing to me."
Cop #1: "Well it's illegal Burton, I know that."
(Cop #1 returns to his cruiser and gets a megaphone through which he communicates with the "bear lover")
Cop #1: "Hello down there. Are you okay? Excuse me. Bear... BEAR FUCKER. DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!"

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Super Troopers

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-09 17:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Woooooow
-Tom

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-09 16:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

Perfect.


Submitted by SoHipItHurts (user info) at 2003-11-09 16:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Should I be aroused?


Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club.

Marge: Oh, Homey. You know, you are a member of a very exclusive
club.

Homer: The Black Panthers?

Homer the Great