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Submitted by providerofmusic.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2003-11-10 04:28:36 EST


so the other day i realized...."hey, i need to get laid"

i mean... look at how serious I am. that is not good dude.



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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-12 04:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-12 04:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by governorcommonsense (user info) at 2003-11-12 03:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i get the gay thing alot. if i was gay then I would already have a really loose asshole because of all the people in my country butt fucking me all the time.

as far as the mac goes, i clean the keyboard a lot.

i don't want to pump what's around here: overweight, ignorant, incompetant, head-ill, and [throw-away] meat (gammas).

That doesn't mean I won't hunt
















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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-10 09:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-10 09:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha you look like a gay version of momanlad!

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-11-10 09:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm, try getting off the internet and leaving the house?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-11-10 09:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Speaking of gay... I am pretty sure I'm the first female to rate this, and I'm not in the slightest bit interested in laying you.

+1 because Macintosh rules.

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-10 08:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Go to a gay bar.

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-11-10 08:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh and yeah. Fuck a fat chick. Fat chicks need loving too. Oh yeahh.

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-11-10 08:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You were looking at porn and jerking off werent you? I can see the sneeze guard on the front of the laptop.

Maybe if you got a PC youd get laid.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-10 08:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

As much as I hate to say it, I think magnificent is right. Sounds like you need to hit a rut-buster to knock you out of your no pussy phase. So find an ugly/fat girl, get laid, and hopefully that will break you out of your sex for one rut.

Good luck!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-11-10 07:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Start doing steroids. They're your only hope.

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-10 05:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you head stop growing at three years old?

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-11-10 04:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Apple.

Submitted by MagnificentRyan (user info) at 2003-11-10 04:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You look awfully serious. Get a fat chick, most of them are pretty easy. This post was a waste of time though.


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