Dont fall asleep... (829 hits)
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Submitted by Tartpumper (View user info) at 2003-11-10 06:38:13 EST
This post is about two things:
Part 1: DISCLAIMER: Nobody will really give a shit about this bit unless you support a first division side and the only me and momanlad do, I think...
Anyway, momanlad supports Watford (snigger) and I supoport the MIGHTY, Preston North End. I have been busy the last few days skiving off work so have been unable to remind Matthew of the quality of Preston, beating his feeble side 2-1 a week ago at Deepdale, football's real home.
http://www.soccerstats.com/latest.asp?league=england2
As the first division is coming to the half way point, I just wanted to point out that the MIGHTY Preston North End are 7 points and seven places clear of Watford! hehehehe
PS: Apollo - beaten by 'the United Scum' this weekend?!
Part 2: Erm...dont fall asleep when your mates are pissed and wielding a pair of clippers. This is Joel and he has just been given a haircut. Yep, he went apeshit.
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-17 13:21:51 EST (#)
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2-1
That is all.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-11-14 12:48:43 EST (#)
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no matter what is said the viewing audience will know that Watford, nestled within the economic heartland of Britain is a far superior "glamour" club than preston could ever aspire to be. Whilst our league position doesn't bare this out, come the end of the season we will be dazzling in mid-table mediocrity and struggling to keep ourselves from bankruptcy.
What is your point? Watford are champagne Preston are Blun nun!! We all know it.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-11-13 08:58:16 EST (#)
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I support the wolves (in some weird parallel universe) - their a first division team... only they get to play with the premiership.
I would slag off your choice of preston, but my dads a big fan, and Im daddy's little girl - so I wont.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-13 08:34:49 EST (#)
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West Ham arent even in the top division anymore.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-11-13 08:22:05 EST (#)
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Up the Hammers!
Go West Ham, Woo!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-11-13 08:02:34 EST (#)
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Yeah, fucking Manc ref.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-11 02:34:31 EST (#)
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No photoshop required.
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2003-11-11 02:08:05 EST (#)
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Fucking MANK SCUM. the referee was a fucking MANK. I wish i could have gone to that game so that i could have broken through the barrier and stabbed Ryan Giggs in the face with a rusty screwdriver..... CUNT.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-10 13:18:57 EST (#)
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that is such a great picture.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-10 11:53:05 EST (#)
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I painted my roommates toes once when he was asleep on the living room floor. What made it even better was that I didn't have any fingernail polish remover and he had his police academy physical the next day.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-10 11:46:47 EST (#)
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haha it wasnt me! I would never shave anyone when there asleep, that is low. But its still funny, look at the picture. This was at 6 in the morning on Saturday morning.
Although Joel did get his own back. The lad who did it boasted 'you will never get me back' and 10 minutes later he was asleep. Joel managed to get half of his eyebrow off before he woke up.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-10 11:28:56 EST (#)
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Now post an after picture of you once Joel got his hands on you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-10 06:46:48 EST (#)
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I think "Robbed" would be a better word than "Beaten"
Fucking bastard referee.
Bastard referee.
Cunt.
That was well a penalty.
Cunt.