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Domer City (763 hits)

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Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Meat <meat.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-11-10 14:26:14 EST


This is just an IM conversation I thought was halfway funny. If you're bored and have nothing better to do, why not read this? Come on, it'll be fun. It's not like it's a man love conversation or anything like that.


guywththeglasses: but you sucked my dick
blanchfor: oh shit... true ture
blanchfor: true
blanchfor: damn I've been foiled
guywththeglasses: why don't we quit this charade and come sit on my lap
blanchfor: wtf
blanchfor: damn you gay
guywththeglasses: c'mon
guywththeglasses: it'll be fun
guywththeglasses: for me anyway
blanchfor: :-\
guywththeglasses: :-D
guywththeglasses: :-*
blanchfor: =-O
guywththeglasses: yeah like that
guywththeglasses: nice
guywththeglasses: you know what i like
guywththeglasses: don't front
blanchfor: what buttsex?
blanchfor: or should I say manly buttsex
guywththeglasses: no
blanchfor: ?
guywththeglasses: marvelous head
blanchfor: oh you mean giving it right?
blanchfor: doing domers?
guywththeglasses: yeah, give me domers
blanchfor: uh no, you got it all wrong
blanchfor: your tone of voice, it's all wrong
blanchfor: how about I stab you in the face with a sautering iron?
blanchfor: does your mother like to sew?
guywththeglasses: i'll stabb your butt
blanchfor: BAM! Tell her to sew that
blanchfor: damn man
blanchfor: that's crucial gay
guywththeglasses: i know you are but what am i
blanchfor: bu
blanchfor: bi
blanchfor: i get the best of both worlds
blanchfor: :-D
guywththeglasses: i guess
guywththeglasses: if you like that girl stuff
blanchfor: uh yeah
blanchfor: ;-)
blanchfor: M C Kinney got that ghetto booty though
guywththeglasses: oooooooooooooooo
guywththeglasses: mehnz
blanchfor: ghey menz

If you don't know what a domer is then I'll tell you right here in now. More commonly refered to as the blowjob, a domer is quite simply the act of having your penis sucked orally (I don't know if there's any other way). So now that I'm a hip hop MC I went ahead and made my album Domer City which just so happens to be OFF THE CHAINS. I'll have the beats out later, for now you'll have to rest your hunger for my greatness in my album cover below. Be careful and don't scroll down too fast, people have been known to cum their pants for viewing too much of Domer City at one time.


You've been warned.

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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-10 15:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The album cover is better than 90% of all rap album covers released in the past 5 years.
The IM was boring.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-10 14:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Normally, I HATE stuff like this, but this part was funny:

blanchfor: how about I stab you in the face with a sautering iron?
blanchfor: does your mother like to sew?
guywththeglasses: i'll stabb your butt
blanchfor: BAM! Tell her to sew that
blanchfor: damn man
blanchfor: that's crucial gay

blanchfor: does your mother like to sew?
guywththeglasses: i'll stabb your butt
blanchfor: BAM! Tell her to sew that
blanchfor: damn man
blanchfor: that's crucial gay





and I also chuckled at the thought of referring to another man (M C Kinney) as having ghetto booty. is this person infact a man??



Nice album cover!

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-10 14:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuh?

Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-11-10 14:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuh?


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