What is the first think you notice about a woman? (902 hits)
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Submitted by danifest mestiny (View user info) at 2003-11-11 20:01:15 EST
When asked this question most of us guys will lie and say "her smile" or "her eyes" even though they really mean "BOOBS BOOBS ASS AND TITTIES!!!" I admit I lie too, usually opting for "the smile." But what seperates me from most other guys? The first thing that really grabs my attention when meeting a girl is her facial hair. Yes, her facial hair.
When a woman neglects to wax or shave or do whatever it is she is supposed to do to rid herself of a moustache, however thin it may be, I find it to be an enormous turnoff. So I am wondering why women neglect the upper lip. Is it because women don't think men are bothered by it? (We are, or at least I am.) Is it because women are in denial that there could be hair on their face and thus reduce their feeling of femininity?
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Submitted by InSaNeSna1L (user info) at 2003-11-14 01:57:03 EST (#)
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I got my eyebrow ring caught at Karate...it hurts...it ripped the skin a bit....
woops sorry.....first thing i notice - Face in general....has to be attractive...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-14 01:47:11 EST (#)
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Fibber.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-14 01:05:25 EST (#)
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Actually I'm more just rolling my eyes at your idiocy.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:57:01 EST (#)
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My goal was to frustrate you. Don't try and deny it, it's obvious that it worked.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:52:14 EST (#)
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Your goal was to look stupid?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:47:33 EST (#)
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But it wasn't a joke. It was an attempt at insulting me. A failed attempt, might I add. However, my feigned ignorance of what you were talking about accomplished its goal. So there.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:39:27 EST (#)
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Forget it, the joke has gone over your head and is now flying out to sea.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:32:42 EST (#)
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Why would I want to be a slut?
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:24:31 EST (#)
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Sheesh, it means you want to be a slut but can't manage it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:17:39 EST (#)
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Do you mean I'm trying hard to be a slut? I've never heard "try hard slut" before.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:08:47 EST (#)
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Do you not understand the try hard part of the slut part.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-13 23:54:36 EST (#)
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A what?
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-13 18:31:19 EST (#)
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Ok so you're not an actual slut, you're a try hard slut.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-12 22:18:49 EST (#)
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It is evidence of the fact that I'm way too picky to be going to bed with (or sucking off) just any guy I happen to meet. Also, note the first paragraph of "Ashlee watched a porno!" I clearly stated that I have not engaged in sexual relations since July of this year.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-12 19:23:22 EST (#)
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That paragraph in no way is evidence to you not being a slut.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:38:28 EST (#)
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I let what they have to offer to get my attention. Its not like I run around staring at a certain level to see who has the best _____________ .
In other words, I get drawn in by whatever feature is either stunning or glaringly horrible. Some common examples would be eyes, hair, or teeth. I can't stand it when a girl has bad teeth.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:24:35 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1068001224937817859
Specifically, the third paragraph.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-11-12 07:19:00 EST (#)
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Tits.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2003-11-12 06:43:57 EST (#)
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ha, Dak, I was in quite a mood yesterday, too.
I must thank you... it was SO gratifying to point out that mistake, ahh it filled a void!
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-12 00:27:46 EST (#)
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Your assuming that I have a decent memory, I don't know which post your talking about.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-11 23:39:15 EST (#)
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You saw it already. You rated it, for fuck's sake.
Submitted by JAMESG (user info) at 2003-11-11 23:38:06 EST (#)
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Eyes, every time.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-11 23:26:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-11 22:51:37 (#)
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Franger, I already established that I'm too picky for that to bear any semblance to reality.
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Link me.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-11-11 23:10:12 EST (#)
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The first thing that men say they notice about women is their eyes.
The first thing that women say they notice about men is that they are all liars.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-11 22:51:37 EST (#)
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Franger, I already established that I'm too picky for that to bear any semblance to reality.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-11 22:48:58 EST (#)
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Yup Corn_nugget I did say I was in a Pissy mood.
I type Madonna for Mona Lisa.
Times like these I wonder how the fuck did I Major in Art.
Another -2 cause I fucked up.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-11 21:57:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-11 21:51:41 (#)
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I do not now, nor have I ever, had any hair on my face save my eyebrows and lashes.
...and the large amount of pubic hair from when I'm deepthroating every guy I come across.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-11 21:51:41 EST (#)
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I do not now, nor have I ever, had any hair on my face save my eyebrows and lashes.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-11 21:13:22 EST (#)
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I love my girlfriend when she neglects her upper lip, arms, legs, bush, etc.
but I REALLY REALLY love her when she puts in the effort to be more feminine (or, hairless).
I look at the face. Then hips. Then tits. In that order. But if they're ugly, the finest body in the world won't help.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-11 21:05:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2003-11-11 21:03:05 EST (#)
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Madonna? What? Mona Lisa? Huh? Who?
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2003-11-11 20:57:21 EST (#)
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Im in a pissy mood again and this pissed me off.
Was this post just a lame excuse to post a lame photoshop of the Madonna with a mo.
A LOT of women don't like men with Moustaches or Beards either. Does this bother you?
If you don't like what ya see>>>>your problem dipshit.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-11 20:34:44 EST (#)
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For me its not the eyes or smile but the whole face, if she doesn't have a good face then I don't care how good her tits are, putting a bag over her head isn't sufficient as I would still know what the face under the bag looks like.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2003-11-11 20:18:25 EST (#)
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I look at the face. Seriously... if you can't stand to look at the girl, what good are big tits and a nice ass?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-11-11 20:08:42 EST (#)
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i dont know, but its a serious problem.
ladies, fix it.