cops and robbers (745 hits)
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Rating: 1.88 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by corn_nugget (View user info) at 2003-11-11 21:14:36 EST
I'm at work today, and all of a sudden these cop cars come whirrling up... Cops jump out and run in (just like a movie)... One cop tells the security dude to lock the doors, "Nobody goes in or out".
I stand there staring.
Then the cop says "EVERYONE IN THE CORNER!".
I stand there staring.
So then the cops run into the bathroom (which I have a clear view of), and pull their guns out and point them.
I think "oh, maybe I should go away.", so I follow the rest of the people over to the corner.
Someone yells, "SHOTS FIRED!" for no obvious reason, because there were no shots fired.
But still,
I walk faster.
There's 20 of us in the corner, half of us work there, half are customers.
It's all white people, and there's ONE indian guy. Then this lady comes up to me, and she's like "That guy is acting funny.", and I say "Who?" and she says "The guy, uh.. With the dark skin." and I say "the indian guy?" and she says "yeah."
I watch him for a second, now, mind you, I'm no jedi-mind-reader, but what exactly is suspicious about a guy standing there with his hands in his pockets?
So I think "he's acting NORMAL! He's just not WHITE!", which was obviously the problem. But then this other guy was like "You should tell someone", and I am like "oh, okay".
I then told one of my co-workers, who promptly laughed.
Anyway. So we're all huddled in the corner, and the cops bring in this girl. The girl looks at all of us and says, "No.".
They walk away.
We huddle some more.
Then we find out what happened. Some guy robbed the bank next door, and then ran into OUR store (of all places) to hide.
Well, they made us all go outside and wait.
So we went out and waited, and they searched the store.
They never found him.
Where'd he GO!?
The whole rest of the day I kept wondering if I was going to come across his hiding spot. I had to put trash in the compactor, and I thought "Hmm, I wonder if he's in there?" *start*
Nope.
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was in wisco last week, we went to bluegrass night and this really drunk girl with blonde dreadlocks and lots of tattoos horded the microphone and sang a song called "COPS AND ROBBERS"
Pretty much the whole song consisted of her singing, loudly and breath-ily, "This is a song about....COPS and ROOOOBBBERRSSS!"
I have it on video.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-13 00:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:22:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
IT WAS THE PAKI ALL ALONG!!!!
GOOD OLD PAKI'S! EVER RESOURCEFUL!!
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that's it!!
i never realised before.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-12 22:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT WAS THE PAKI ALL ALONG!!!!
GOOD OLD PAKI'S! EVER RESOURCEFUL!!
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-03-30 23:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Injuns....
Submitted by InSaNeSna1L (user info) at 2003-11-13 01:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe an enjoyable read....
stupid woman who thought the Indian guy was guilty...maybe she was an accompliace theif trying to blame someone else :)
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-12 18:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2003-11-12 18:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I've never been called a son-of-a-bitch before...
But thanks.
-Corinne
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The whole rest of the day I kept wondering if I was going to come across his hiding spot. I had to put trash in the compactor, and I thought "Hmm, I wonder if he's in there?" *start*
Nope.
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hahahahahahahahaha
you're a sick son of a bitch.
(i would have done the same thing and then nonchalantly said "oops" if he was in there.)
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Very thrilling
Submitted by Cap (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being a cop story.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-12 08:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-12 04:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah to hell with it, this was beautifuly observed and described. subtle and gentle. i probably shouldn't have marked you down for using "like" all the time.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-11-11 22:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-11-11 22:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2003-11-11 21:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
very amusing