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A Fishy Fart (1188 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.5 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tartpumper (View user info) at 2003-11-12 08:29:22 EST


The sound of a fart. Arguably the funniest comedy noise ever. So imagine my surprise when I discovered the sound of a fish farting. Yes....a fish....farting. A herring to be precise. A herring the morining after a large piss up and a chicken madras.

Wanna hear?

http://www.zoology.ubc.ca/~bwilson/Herring_sound.wav


Dont believe this is a herring farting? (I dont believe I just wrote 'a herring farting')

Then look at this:

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994343

herringtrump.jpg (10 kB)

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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-11-12 11:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes! Fish DO fart! And those bastards at the zoologial society called me a fool! Who's laughing now???

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-11-12 10:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-12 08:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.unassistedbirth.com/milkmen.htm

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA read that too! Unbelievable!

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-12 08:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to get a pet herring. That way, whenever I have people over and I cut one, I can blame it on the herring. They'll be like "Fish don't fart" and I'll be like "Oh no?" then I'll show them the story and we'll all have a good laugh. By the time we're done, no one will even remember that I cut the cheese in the first place.

Wow, I've got way too much time on my hands.

Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2003-11-12 08:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think it is hilarious that the "scientific" acronym for the phenomenon is FRT (from the article). Who says scientists are without a sense of humor?


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