The truth about men and women (680 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.76 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by txyankee (View user info) at 2003-11-12 12:43:13 EST
Are men and women on the same page?
HER DIARY
Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Nothing"
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too"
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Monday night I lost a lot of money on the Packers, they lost, but at least I got laid.
-Alan
User Reviews
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-11-12 17:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Super Bowl nod from the NFC is going to lose to any of four or five teams from the AFC. Just about the only playoff bound team from the AFC that could be beaten by anyone in the NFC is Baltimore.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-11-12 15:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Packers lost. Phila is my pick for the Superbowl nod from the NFC.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you don't post as often as you used to.
But just credit something as not original.
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2003-11-12 14:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Seen it before. It was funny then. That was like three years ago.
Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-11-12 13:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, the packers really blew that one, but hey the eagles might be better than people
thought this year, only one game behind my division leading Dallas Cowboys.
and i found it in and old archive of mine and since the packers were playing and lost I thought
it would be relevent. I take no credit for originality
-Alan
and i need to post more, i hardly know anybody anymore
Submitted by mox9 (user info) at 2003-11-12 13:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seen it before, but to those who haven't...it is a great read.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-11-12 13:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Any day the Packers lose is a happy day for a Bears fan. I took great pleasure in watching that game. Hahahaha.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-11-12 13:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen it before, but it's still funny.
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-11-12 13:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have seen this too from an email but it still made me laugh.
Submitted by RonaldReagan (user info) at 2003-11-12 13:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was awesome, entertaining and true.
+2 for you
now on to my complaining.
that game sucked. My girlfriend was there tailgating before the game, but came back to my place to watch it. She was exhausted from being in the rain and cold and fell asleep on the couch with me and missed the end of the game. she was unhappy when I told her the outcome. I was unhappy then too because not only did the packers lose but I didn't even get laid either. DAMN YOU EAGLES!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-11-12 12:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen this in an e-mail years ago you repeating piece of shit.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-12 12:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Because i almost choked on my lunch while reading this because i was laughing so hard.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2003-11-12 12:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+1 for making me smile
-1 because I don't think it's origional
(not that I'm the king of origionality)