_Jessica Lynch_ (818 hits)
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Submitted by Maleficus <wuhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-12 23:54:10 EST
Jessica Lynch: EAT SHIT AND DIE.
Jessica Lynch is the dumbest whore known to mankind. First, she was captured by Iraqis. SHE COULDNT EVEN FIGHT BACK BECAUSE "HER GUN WAS CLOGGED WITH SAND." Good work, shit for brains. Then she was brutally raped and tortured, etc FOR A FEW FUCKING DAYS. DAYS. And she's a god damned hero? My Uncle was a prisoner of war in Japan in WWII for 44 FUCKING _MONTHS_, and was in the baton death march, and Lynch is a POW for a few days and shes a fucking hero? BECAUSE OF HER PEOPLE DIED. PEOPLE TRIED TO SAVE HER LIFE AND WERE KILLED IN THE PROCESS. Not to mention, didn't she flash her tits or something? That's beside the point. This Lynch whore is a hero? She has a book and a movie already? What _THE FUCK_?? Then, last night, I saw across the bottom of my screen (the ticker) "Private Lynch still thinks the people that saved her are heroes." OF COURSE THEY ARE HEROES DIPSHIT. THEY SAVED HER FUCKING LIFE AND PUT THEIR LIVES IN DANGER IN THE PROCESS. WHO CARES WHAT THAT WHORE THINKS? THEY _ARE_ HEROES, NO MATTER WHAT THIS STUPID HIPPY BITCH THINKS. FUCK LYNCH. THAT IS ALL.
User Reviews
Submitted by YourDadGuido (user info) at 2004-04-19 01:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Agreed. Even though she made comments denouncing her "heroism", it seems quite contradictory when she 1) has a book and 2) is making a movie. As for loki calling it the Army's fault...I doubt, so very much, that she protested to be claimed not a hero, or in my opinion " The Darling of Operation Iraqi Freedom."
Jessica Lynch should just go to community college, flunk out, and end up at McDonalds...like she was meant to do.
Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2003-11-13 11:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
While yes, almost every girl I've met in the military is a whore (or is too ugly to be one) and I certainly agree she isnt a hero, don't overlook the fact that she said she wasn't a hero. But then she is also pissing me off with all this publicity crap, I think she should just shut up and go away, this has been longer than fifteen minutes, her time is up, she just needs to go back to west virginia and eat road kill...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-13 09:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, typo. it meant to say, it COULD'VE happened to me.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-11-13 09:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden - "i'm in the military, it couldn't happened to me"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you make me smile.
This post, on the other hand, is shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-11-13 09:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
while i agree that she is a whore (hear me out. i'm just saying that ALL girls in the Army are whores. yes, i realize i just made a broad generalization, but i'm standing by it), i think she deserves some credit and respect for telling the truth about what happened, despite the Army trying to make her sound like a hero to soften the public's hearts about the war.
when we first heard about her, i thought "pffft! hero? she got injured and captured. i'm in the military, it couldn't happened to me. would i be crowned a hero for getting captured? probably not." i know it works out there in the field, so i was skeptical right away, assuming she really didn't do anything extraordinary, and that she was just a victim of circumstance.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-13 09:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why don't you focus your bullshit anger on the Army? They are the ones who decided to go media darling with this shit, not her. She's taking the high road here and coming out with the truth about what happened.
Submitted by JAMES <FUCKFAGGETS.at.KILLALLFAGGETS.COM> at 2003-11-13 09:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-13 07:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?
they always know..
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-11-13 07:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-13 07:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um...That's "Battan" Death March, smart guy.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-11-13 06:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Flashed her tits eh? Mm...heroine tits....where?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-11-13 06:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I have a big mac meal please, large with sprite.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-11-13 01:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
im not giving you a -2 because i agree with it. but piece of shit writing.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-11-13 00:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently I'm the only person who agrees with Mal.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-11-13 00:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-13 00:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stoopid.
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-11-13 00:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I would have -2'd it but there are a few points buried in the shit for writing.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-11-13 00:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, look how good I learned Kristen. Good GIRL!
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-11-12 23:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I almost agree with the setiment but the real problem here is the dumbass shitforbrains media that caters to all the idiots out there so that they'll change the channel from their soap operas for a minute.
Couple of points:
1) The m16A2 does not jam all that easily, at least not as much as the A1 did. This means that if you don't even get one goddamned shot off, it means you don't know how to fire it, are too busy shitting yourself to do so, or you don't know how to take care of the damned gun
2) Yeah there is supposedly some photos bought by Larry Flynt of her flashing guys. Who cares.
3) This post, she's-a-not-so-good.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2003-11-12 23:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been waiting for some fresh meat.
YOU ARE A DICK! FUCKING DIE YOU MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT!
And while you're at it, scoop me some ice-cream, bitch.
I feel better.
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-11-12 23:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you all agree.