Donovan's You're a Racist, Dr. Seuss (149443 hits)
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Submitted by Ryan Donovan <ryan.at.chiliwhack.com> (View user info) at 2000-12-03 22:28:25 EST
DONOVAN'S YOU'RE A RACIST, DR. SEUSS
I usually reserve this space for the standard movie review. And for Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I'm sure I could do that. I could tell you how the film captured the spirit of the book (and cartoon). I could spew about how Jim Carrey was nearly perfect at bringing the Grinch to life, incorporating enough goofiness for the kids and enough intelligent humor for the adults. I wouldn't even say anything about who his Grinch voice sounded like. I could give you examples of how director Ron Howard was impressively able to re-create a live-action version of fictional Who-ville (although the Dr. Moreau-like snouts on the Whos will likely give me nightmares for weeks). I could go on about how Taylor Momsen was almost too adorable to play the cartoon confection Cindy-Lou Who; or how critics were being too hard on this fable that was intended to be nothing more than a fun holiday kids movie; or how in flashbacks, the hideous doll used as the baby Grinch was stolen right from the Men In Black set. I could do all those things. But instead, I'm going to address something that the American public has sadly overlooked: the fact that Dr. Seuss, perhaps the most beloved storyteller of all time, is a racist degenerate.
That's right, he's a racist. His characters, the Whos, are racists. And Ron Howard, the man who brings the story of the Grinch to the big screen, is a racist. The most obvious thing to spot is the lack of diversity in the film. Every single Who, with the exception of one black and one Asian, is white. Then when you start looking at the fabric of the story, it's clear that it's nothing more than a tale of intolerance and injustice. The Grinch has been banished from Who-ville because of one reason: his skin. He looks different than the Whos. He's green. He's hairy. If that weren't bad enough, the Whos discriminate against him further because of his beliefs. He doesn't celebrate Christmas. He's not a religious man. So they make life so difficult for him that he his forced to become a recluse atop a mountain.
Of course, the story masks its bigotry by showing what a "mean one" Mr. Grinch has become. He hates the Whos. He despises their Christmas festivities and their holiday cheer and their roast beast. Of course he does. Who can blame him for his rage after a lifetime of such cruel behavior? Wouldn't your heart become two sizes too small if you had been excommunicated from society because of how you looked? If it was me, fuck stealing Christmas. You would have seen "How Donovan Stole a Glock and Put the Whos Six Feet Under."
All the while, the film version is oblivious. All the characters in the Arian Race of Whos are portrayed as cute and innocent. They're the good guys. Cuddly Cindy-Lou Who and Adolph-Lou Who are simply victims. Infuriating. And then there's the line in the movie where the Grinch is trying to catch a taxi, and the driver passes him by. He jokingly yells, "It's because I'm green, isn't it?" The irony did nothing but elicit angry groans from the audience. But Ron Howard has the gall to suggest that racism is comical. And it's no mistake that the joyous Who-ville song "Dahoo Fores" is German for "We burn crosses."
The most insulting thing is how Dr. Seuss has spun his yard as propaganda to children. Kids learn the lesson that minorities should conform to society, no matter what their reasons are for being different. Minorities should pardon years of prejudice and wrongdoings just so they can fit in. And they should be HAPPY because of it. In the end, the Grinch becomes a clone and is gleefully converted to Christianity. He even goes so far as to increase the size of his heart, just so the Whos will accept him as one of their own.
Next time you read your kids a Dr. Seuss story, why don't you sing them this song, too? It truly captures the spirit of the cat behind the Cat in the Hat, and the film that Opie made. Feel free to sing along, to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch."
YOU'RE A RACIST, DR. SEUSS
You're a racist, Dr. Seuss
You really are an ass
You think that all Mexicans
Should be outside cutting your grass, Dr. Seuss
You believe that everyone who's not white is IN A LOWER CLASS
You're a Klansman, Dr. Seuss
You're hood's as white as your smile
You want to line up all non-Caucasians
And kill them execution-style, Dr. Seuss
Given the choice between a black man and a seasick crocodile, you'd take the SEASICK CROCODILE
You're a supremacist, Dr. Seuss
Hatred is your goal
You want to rid the world of all Latinos
Because you have no soul, Dr. Seuss
You wouldn't touch a Puerto Rican with a THRITY-NINE-AND-A-HALF-FOOT POLE
You're a Nazi, Dr. Seuss
Hitler would be proud of you
The Whos should be judged at Nuremberg
Because they treated others like poo, Dr. Seuss
You regard people who aren't like you like a toilet FULL OF NUMBER TWO
You're a bastard, Dr. Seuss
You truly are a hate-monger
You avoid an Asian cashier in the store
Even when the white line's longer, Dr. Seuss
You have less integrity and scruples than that slutty MONEY-GRUBBER DARVA CONGER
You're a gay-basher, Dr. Seuss
Your intolerance clouds your eyes
But your latent homosexuality
Is impossible to disguise, Dr. Seuss
If you entered a liar's contest and said that the Cat In The Hat was not queer, you'd WIN THE TOP PRIZE
You're a bigot, Dr. Seuss
You and Ron Howard should hate yourselves
You banished all Indians and Asians
And put them on the shelves, Dr. Seuss
I hope the both of you get sodomized by a band of HERPES-TRANSMITTING ELVES
User Reviews
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:26:34 EDT (#)
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czwij was here, and enjoyed hisself
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-01 01:29:16 EDT (#)
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I hope the both of you get sodomized by a band of HERPES-TRANSMITTING ELVES
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:54:50 EDT (#)
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What's funny about this is all the blatant retards escaped from their "special care" centres trying to spread shit on this post because they can't understand satire.
Submitted by DiamondEyes228 (user info) at 2007-04-16 22:25:13 EDT (#)
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yes. YES. this was hillarious.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-03 10:38:59 EST (#)
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y helo thar n00b
Submitted by nbading (user info) at 2007-01-03 09:52:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheJessicar (user info) at 2006-11-10 14:06:10 EST (#)
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'And it's no mistake that the joyous Who-ville song "Dahoo Fores" is German for "We burn crosses." '
best. line. evar.
the replies on this make me fear for the future of humanity.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:20:47 EDT (#)
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I finally found a user below 10
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:02:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-11 16:02:05 EDT (#)
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Asshole.
Wir verbrennen Kreuze
is We Burn Crosses.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-06 20:15:42 EDT (#)
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You have less integrity and scruples than that slutty MONEY-GRUBBER DARVA CONGER
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"Five minutes until your hanging chad sketch, Krusty!"
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:40:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:13:32 (#)
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One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.
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+2 for the post that generated this response.
Submitted by XoXFreaksRUsXoX (user info) at 2006-02-21 09:20:13 EST (#)
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Okayyyy... You have way to much time on your hands if you can think of all that. Basically, what you posted is a bunch of crap. Stop trying to befile a beloved childrens story with your nonsence.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:24:18 EST (#)
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See ya, loser. Start kissing Forthewin's ass.
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:02:13 EST (#)
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You suck.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:46:34 EST (#)
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Total crap. Meant to rate this weeks ago.
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:17:20 EST (#)
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Awesome! I like taunting the racists with songs that make them pissed.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-02 02:21:22 EST (#)
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Well, seeing as you don't seem to have the IQ over 80, when is YOUR appointment for the gas chamber?
COLLEGE!
COLLEGE!
Submitted by KoldFusion (user info) at 2006-02-02 01:05:54 EST (#)
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Ron Howard can't do a green guy joke. But that idiot Martin Lawrence can talk smack all day like we dont allow him on the bus as if he actualy lived in the 50s and still sell movies?
I wont watch another Martin Lawrence movie for as long as I live just because his "The white man oppresses me" bullshit.
You wanna know why racisim STILL exists?
#1 We havent killed every sub 80 IQ white guy in the deep south.
#2 The United Negro Collage Fund. Just think what would happen to be if I started The United White Guy Collage Fund
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-24 04:40:39 EST (#)
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this has been done before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-01-18 16:30:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by everett3 (user info) at 2006-01-11 04:34:08 EST (#)
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You're an idiot.
Submitted by twitch9387 (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:43:17 EST (#)
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two things
1. you have way to much fucking time and your looking into things way to much. you could proclaim anyone as a racist if you nit pick at deatails so fucking much.
2. Dahoo Fores ISNT GERMAN you retart. i know Ich speche deutche.
Yet again another person Craving attention on uber
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:05:57 EST (#)
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yup, all this time and I still don't find this even remotely funny
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:55:35 EST (#)
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caca.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:16:20 EST (#)
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Yes, this is truly the kicker of all ass. I'm sure the racist ones on Uber will hate you for it.
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-12-25 01:09:27 EST (#)
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What a peice of shit.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:29:51 EST (#)
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Fucking hilarious, despite the fact that Dr. Seuss was Jewish.
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:13:06 EST (#)
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good effort. but it sucks
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:30:53 EST (#)
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This isn't even sarcastically funny
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-25 20:31:35 EST (#)
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"Dafoo-whores"! LOL!
No seriously, that sucks. I have lots of green friends and there's never been any- oh, wait...
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-11-21 11:37:43 EST (#)
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This sucks.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-17 17:30:34 EST (#)
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wow this post sucks, I never bothered to read it until now, and it really sucks.
Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:50:07 EST (#)
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How do you know that the Whos just didn't live in a place like Montana, where I live that just doesn't have many Black, Hispanic, Asian, or any other race other than Caucasian?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-04 06:20:21 EST (#)
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I wish Dr. Seuss could read this! I love it.
Submitted by KillerCowz (user info) at 2005-10-27 10:11:27 EDT (#)
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people like you is why the world sucks now
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-07 12:33:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUn-PlacidPrincess (user info) at 2005-08-05 02:58:08 EDT (#)
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The song, it's great.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-03 02:20:56 EDT (#)
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I haven't seen Donovan in ages..
last time I saw him he was...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348
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Submitted by Gendo (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:04:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbwun (user info) at 2005-07-22 16:35:49 EDT (#)
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Seuss also made crazy amounts of propaganda for World War II, telling us about dirty Jap rats and such. Ah, childrens stories...
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-15 13:44:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-11 11:30:12 (#)
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Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-01 03:50:34 (#)
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reading this is like watching a first season simpsons episode and going "fuck....i cant belive THIS was actualy funny at one point in time."
-2 because your mom.
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Exactly.
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HAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAA
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-11 11:30:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-01 03:50:34 (#)
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reading this is like watching a first season simpsons episode and going "fuck....i cant belive THIS was actualy funny at one point in time."
-2 because your mom.
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Exactly.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-05-11 03:14:08 EDT (#)
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great post
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:15:09 EDT (#)
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Maybe we could drive it to heated
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-05-09 15:14:45 EDT (#)
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This must not fade away...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-05-09 14:55:41 EDT (#)
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It's sad that this is going to slip off the most viewed posts list.
Submitted by ze_poodle (user info) at 2005-05-02 04:23:31 EDT (#)
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Bwa-hahahahaha. Points for still getting reviews after like, five years.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-01 04:11:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-15 17:21:59 (#)
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You'd think they'd read the other reviews before posting their ignorant shite. IT IS SATIRE! The fucking post is satire!
On a completely different note, Death Metal Dude, are you into thrash?
this was posted over a year ago but I have faith that you will see this:
yes, somewhat. Sodom, Kreator, Testament, Destruction.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-01 03:50:34 EDT (#)
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reading this is like watching a first season simpsons episode and going "fuck....i cant belive THIS was actualy funny at one point in time."
-2 because your mom.
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-04-23 23:15:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-04-14 02:50:15 EDT (#)
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fuckin eh
Submitted by OctopusDeathGrip (user info) at 2005-04-03 04:39:25 EDT (#)
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Donovan! you had some crazy hits a while ago. Let me know what you are eating nowadays, love always....O
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-03-21 23:39:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-03-03 20:03:00 EST (#)
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This and Unholy master are my 1/2.
Thanks for bringing it back though, Donovan was the man. I wish he posted more.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-03-03 19:57:30 EST (#)
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remember the good old days when this was number 1? Now instead of quality satire, we've got pornographic swill sitting atop the all time list. When will the madness end?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-28 01:16:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-02-07 03:01:57 EST (#)
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Hilarious! I especially loved the song.
Submitted by herelt (user info) at 2005-01-15 23:30:36 EST (#)
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WOW! the replies, got tired from just reading them.... admittedly i scrolled through most of them
but.... WOW!!
satire or not....
NICE!
You're ugly and that's sad.
-- compliments of Happy Bunny.
im new! -- ummm yea.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:55:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-12-23 21:05:15 EST (#)
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Could Bart have added this to B@W again to pump up the hits on a forgotten old classic written by a dear friend?
Alas, life is not fair.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-20 19:15:53 EST (#)
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Yeah that's right, bitches.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-20 14:51:33 EST (#)
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First time I've ever really read this.
I can see why it used to be #1.
Submitted by Jmax1632 (user info) at 2004-12-16 19:24:55 EST (#)
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Actually, Theodore Geisel HATED asians. With a passion. He was for equality of all others. just not asians
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-05 18:08:15 EST (#)
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I am so offended by this post.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:46:17 EST (#)
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Considering the time and place "Dr. Seuss" (I can't remember his real name) is from, I would be surprised if he wasn't racist. Besides, who the fuck cares? Oh, right, you.
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-11-27 15:48:50 EST (#)
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"If it was me, fuck stealing Christmas. You would have seen "How Donovan Stole a Glock and Put the Whos Six Feet Under."
oh, so if people don't like us, then we should kill them all. cool.
oh, so Dr. Suess wants to use his propaganda to force us to be conformist Christians? that's a pretty gay whiny complaint. Who gives a shit about what religious people say? They don't force you to do anything.
Racism is comical. I love racism. It shows how stupid some people are, and I love to laugh at stupid people.
They hated the grinch because he was an asshole. Not because he was green you fool. Dr. Suess is not an evil bastard, you're just a fool who is afraid of Christians somehow forcing you to be Christian. Oh, too bad there wasn't diversity in the film. That's what I look for in a good movie: diversity of the mythical characters. That way, we won't automatically become racist!!! Yay!!!!
Actually, gayyyy.
Submitted by Nightfreak (user info) at 2004-11-22 06:10:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-11-12 11:24:23 EST (#)
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Here' a Dr.Seuss style rhyme:
While Ubers laugh at writing bloopers, silly word users, and syllabic-needs-tutors: a few very small and deliberate Who-bers are scratching away the next set of +2 ners. So, go ahead and hold your breath, the next batch of postings will be the best.
BOO YAA--- Thanks Dr Zeus: King of Children's Literature Gods!
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-11-09 23:16:31 EST (#)
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much better:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38535
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-08 23:47:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yeah, okay... at 2004-11-04 19:10:01 EST (#)
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You're insane. He was an idol. He was the perfect story-teller. He gave hope to everyone. He was PERFECT! How dare you try to degrade someone like that? HE WAS NOT RACIST! He had nothing against anyone!
Submitted by motherbitches (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:05:37 EDT (#)
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Your
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-10-27 09:58:36 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed reading this piece, but there is one gleaming error in it. Dr. Seuss was not a racist. Didn't you ever read the story of the sneeches? It's about two types of sneeches: the ones with stars on their bellies and the ones without. The two groups are at odds with each other untill they realize that it isn't the stars that are embittering them against each other, but the ass hole who keeps pointing out their differences. Dr. Seuss was no racist friend.
Entertaining story however.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-25 02:41:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-10-17 21:42:41 EDT (#)
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i love readin this
Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:37:16 EDT (#)
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link whore and a +2
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:07:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nurk <m00.at.gameslink.net> at 2004-09-21 23:47:37 EDT (#)
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anyone who compares teh all mightay *cough* Theodore Geisel to Adolf Hitler *cough spunkdribbler *cough* has obviously not read the political cartoons he made critiquing Adolf's position, techniques, and general all around assholism. Geisel may have been prejudiced, but no more so than your average white man back then. Zeitgeist indeedy. :-\
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-20 18:23:39 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT. This is the greatest thing ever typed. Period.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-20 18:19:31 EDT (#)
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The satire was great, but the replies were even funnier.
Submitted by Hitler <hitler.at.hitlerrocksj00s.com> at 2004-09-20 14:49:58 EDT (#)
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fag
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-15 18:52:26 EDT (#)
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This post is just a shadow of its former self. It'll be funny if this drops off the MVM altogether.
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:37:17 EDT (#)
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haha, wow I can't believe I had never read this post before.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-11 18:37:59 EDT (#)
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changin' shmangin, this is the best post ever.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 18:26:12 EDT (#)
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Wow... from Number One to Number Five in just a few short months... Times they are a'changin.
Submitted by christine <fkspfoskfs> at 2004-09-10 22:47:17 EDT (#)
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that's stupid.
don't read into things so much
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:29:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:07:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/44018
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:06:53 EDT (#)
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THE FORST TIME I READ THIS I FOUND IT VERY FUNNY. THEN I READ SOME PEOPLES REVIEW THEN MY VIEW CHANGED.
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-09-05 14:57:44 EDT (#)
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re:Omnivexed
The Grinch did change himself, at the end of the movie.
At that point when he changed that was when he was accepted, by the who's.
In case you didn't Dr. seuss never mentioned the true meaning of Christmas, or the birth of Our Savior,
A man like that can very well be a racist since Jesus, was bringing Diversity to the Jewish people through His parables. and by telling his Disciples to go amongst the Gentiles (anyone who is a nonJew)
So don't give me that bullshit, about hating Christmas, because I too like the Grinch hate a Christmas Without Christ
Submitted by <bob.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-01 04:47:39 EDT (#)
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Ok, this is very funny. First, this is clearly satire, a very nice, comedic form of writing. You are a moron if you do not understand this concept and cry about this very creative writers work. Good stuff, Donovan!
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2004-08-31 17:25:55 EDT (#)
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okay i kind of see where your coming form, but a couple points were a strech. you spelled Aryan wrong too. (i think i did as well...stdfu)
Submitted by Takkun <greatfonzo.at.walla.com> at 2004-08-29 13:49:07 EDT (#)
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The comments make this good.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-27 21:52:45 EDT (#)
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The reviews on this post, like the one from the moron below, are about the funniest thing on Uber.
Submitted by mr.awesome (user info) at 2004-08-27 21:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo fucking hoo, no black people, he must be racist. They don't like him because he dosen't celebrate Christmas, he's an evil racist bastard. THE FUCKING BOOK WAS ABOUT CHRISTMAS, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD IF IT SAID THAT CHRISTMAS WAS UNIMPORTANT! Christ, enough with the complaining. It's a fucking shitty Jim Carey movie, nobody pays that much attention to a movie like that unless they are the type that scans all forms of media for "racism", and then makes a big fucking deal, and threatens lawsuits over shit nobody cares about, and then when you get others pissed off at you because there was nothing there, you say "This is the first step. Then they'll be segregated bathrooms again, blah, blah, blah.."
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-08-26 14:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
amazing insight
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31438
Submitted by rpdb1111 (user info) at 2004-08-09 03:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BravO! RideJohnnyRide
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-06 18:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:23:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
I apologize if someone already wrote this, I'm just too tired to read through all the
comments. For a writing class I studied several books written by Seuss and I saw a
pattern. Racism is depicted in some of his stories along with other social problems.
However he's not supporting it and trying to brainwash kids into being racist, he's
showing how bad these things are to children by making the issue a cute little tale
that rhymes. The conclusion is always with everyone realizing their mistake and trying
to correct it, your little rant at the end about the grinch conforming was all wrong.
He didn't conform, he was an outcast because the who's didn't accept him when they
were kids not knowing any better. Yet as adults they accept him and welcome him
into their society. Kids often make fun of those different than them, the story was
showing the consequences of that and how it can change a person for the worse. A word
of advice, next time you plan on making a disgusting accusation of a brillant and
beloved human being base that accusation on more than one piece of their work made
into a movie by someone else.
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you've gotta be fucking kidding me
Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-05 23:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I apologize if someone already wrote this, I'm just too tired to read through all the
comments. For a writing class I studied several books written by Seuss and I saw a
pattern. Racism is depicted in some of his stories along with other social problems.
However he's not supporting it and trying to brainwash kids into being racist, he's
showing how bad these things are to children by making the issue a cute little tale
that rhymes. The conclusion is always with everyone realizing their mistake and trying
to correct it, your little rant at the end about the grinch conforming was all wrong.
He didn't conform, he was an outcast because the who's didn't accept him when they
were kids not knowing any better. Yet as adults they accept him and welcome him
into their society. Kids often make fun of those different than them, the story was
showing the consequences of that and how it can change a person for the worse. A word
of advice, next time you plan on making a disgusting accusation of a brillant and
beloved human being base that accusation on more than one piece of their work made
into a movie by someone else.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-08-04 19:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post sucks
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-03 13:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this may have been one of the stupidest, most wrong things i've ever read, but you get an extra point for the phrase "sodomized by a band of HERPES-TRANSMITTING ELVES"
Submitted by kt <katiematie5.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-02 01:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly. What a giant, smelly pointless pile of crap. In depth and thourough though it may be, you failed to see the point in the movie.
For god sakes man.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 16:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.FreeFlatScreens.com/default.aspx?referer=7584498
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Submitted by Nicole <lipnikki81.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-30 11:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. I dont know whats more pathetic.. the people who disgree with you or the ones that agree! either way they need to back up and take life a little less seriously.
Submitted by Nicole <lipnikki81.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-30 11:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Job, Man... too bad some people are too thick to realize this is HUMOR. You dont deserve all the shitty comments people are throwing at you.
Submitted by Dr_Caligari <x_eternal_night_x.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-29 00:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with what you said, although many say that children dont understand the concept of satire, that idea that "the one who is differant is the bad guy" DOES stick in their mind and could relate to their perseption of the world. Correct me if I'm wrong, this may be a stretch, but Dr. Suess's stories are quite popular in America, and America also happens to be very racist on average. Now obviously many other things contribute to this lack of tolerance, but maybe along with parents, stories like these subconsiously teach assimilation, or at least promote it in some sense.
Submitted by VeryLame289 (user info) at 2004-07-21 19:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you stole this from maddox loser
Submitted by Flowbob <a.at.b.c> at 2004-07-17 20:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"LMAO @ You. Wow. Let me let you in on something... it's a book ment to entertain little kids. Kids have been reading books like Dr. Seuss for years and the world hasn't fallen apart, so let it be. I HATE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!! "
It's a joke, moron. A good one.
Submitted by a_shade_of_grey (user info) at 2004-07-16 21:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
---- SUBMISSION EVER
..^
worst
Submitted by krytz (user info) at 2004-07-15 07:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
can we meet sometime? i like it hard and fast too.
Submitted by Stormlord (user info) at 2004-07-15 05:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-07-12 17:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny. I'd like to hear your thoughts on Mr. Rogers. Sadly, too many of your readers need to acquaint themselves with the term 'Satire.'
Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2004-07-11 12:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck....
Submitted by polly (user info) at 2004-07-11 11:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i liked doctor suess...when i read his books when i was younger i didn't pick up on rascism...i liked the pretty little rhyming words. fox box trox. the song was good. though. dr.seuss would have been proud.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-07-09 10:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still find it funny how people take this post seriously.
Submitted by LadyDi at 2004-07-09 09:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LMAO @ You. Wow. Let me let you in on something... it's a book ment to entertain little kids. Kids have been reading books like Dr. Seuss for years and the world hasn't fallen apart, so let it be. I HATE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!
p.s. yes, i am in a minority, too.
Submitted by koreanboi2030 (user info) at 2004-07-04 21:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
MORE LIK PORCH MONKIES STEAL CHRISTMAS HAHEHAHEHAHEHA USA! SKUC. YOURE A RACISITA SUESS GIT BACK TO USA!
Submitted by Mirabstract (user info) at 2004-06-28 21:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome...
I loved the song.
-Miranda
Submitted by kricket_usa (user info) at 2004-06-25 12:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it's a joke, or if it's serious, it's still hilarious.
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What in the hell are you all talking about? It's a fucking book! It's a pleasant little rhyme for children. It has no political agenda. A 60-year-old man wrote a book to espouse his racist views and hid it cleverly enough that no one has noticed until now. How fuck-ho-ishly amazing. I could never imagine! I'm going to go out right now and aid the cause of Al Sharpton and all his psychotically anti-democratic friends and tear down this injustice that is the establishment of children's books! Burn books! Farenheit 451 was right! Books are dangerous! Burn them all!
God, if we were all politically correct, Christians couldn't say "God", they'd have to say "Deity", we couldn't say "African American", we'd have to say "Human of different-colored skin, but no less importance to society", we couldn't say "teen" or "elderly", we'd have to say "persons of different ages, but no less importance to society", and we'd all be living in the perfect workers' paradise prophesied by Karl Marx and Frederik Engel.
So, I think the real question is whether or not these people who find racism in everything they read are communists. And I thought America was increadibly anti-communist.
YOU'RE A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(See http://www.ubersite.com/m/36382 for an explanation on witch-hunting)
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-14 19:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the kind of stuff that ruins books. If poeple read into books like this they start systematically tearing the book apart and ruining what was previously a fine story. Children can't understand allusions or allegories or satire. If you just read the book without trying to find hiddensocietal implications, the world would be a much better place.
Submitted by jakalope <stehoo666.at.yahoo.ca> at 2004-06-14 12:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha. put down the glue dude.
p.s. if the story was an allegory, the whos probably represent the the jews, and no, i am not anti semetic.
Submitted by Hannibal_Vurgari (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Five, You, are an idiot.
Submitted by Five_dollar_artist (user info) at 2004-06-11 00:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Who's didn't discriminate against the grinch. He didn't like them so he removed themselves from the area.
The Who's aren't human so applying human race to them is stupid. Making one black and one asian to be p.c. is even more stupid.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-10 23:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AaaHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAH!
HA!
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-06-02 19:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All this time and people still don't understand this post...
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-01 14:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah.... your a genius for coming up with this. (can you smell the sarcasam?).
Have you ever even read How The Grinch Stole Christmas? There's no back story to explain why the Grinch is living alone, the reader just has to accept it. If you want to call someone a racist then go pick on Ron Howard. He not only had the back story created, in the long run he is resposible for who is cast.
Try to think before you post.
Submitted by schulte123 (user info) at 2004-05-23 02:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow that was something special
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-05-20 23:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great post!
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-05-19 16:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to come back to this post religiously every single day starting now.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-05-19 15:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.
_____________________________
roflmao
i was going to write a pissed off reply until i read this. now
i can't stop laughing
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-17 22:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-05-14 13:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What iddqd said.
This is still my all-time favorite post.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-13 16:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:13:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.
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+2 for that.
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-05-06 22:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-05-05 22:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know, what makes this post even more fucking stupidly ridiculously good is the responses from total, utter, utter, utter, complete, total fucking idiots who take this seriously.
THE POST IS NOT ABOUT RACISM, YOU STUPID INBRED FUCKWITS. THE POST IS A PARODY OF A FAMOUS AND BELOVED CHILRENS AUTHOR. THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST USES THE JUXTAPOSITION OF RACISM AND 'BELOVED CHILDRENS AUTHOR' TO CREATE ARGUABLY THE FINEST PIECE OF WRITING IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET.
you could add up every other post on the 'most viewed' list, combine them all together into one gestalt super-post, and it would still suck compared to this.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-05 22:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Slipped down to number 3.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-05-03 02:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.
Submitted by KFC nigga <mexicans.at.my.lawn.com> at 2004-04-30 04:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn that racism is one sweet piece of ass
review KFC nigga
nice work
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-29 22:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Uber has rejected you.
Submitted by Gill Bates <deadniggers.at.yourhouse.com> at 2004-04-29 20:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just another "NIGGER LOVER". Klan FOREVER
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-29 15:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the part about Mexicans cutting grass...I thought that was only in Charlotte. hahahaha!
Submitted by Amanda7877 <emailmestuff7877.at.yahoo.com.au> at 2004-04-29 04:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i DID click to "verify" my address, and they didn't send me anything, not even in bulk mail (equivalent of junk mail in hotmail) or anything. sigh...
Submitted by farmerboy (user info) at 2004-04-29 00:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-29 00:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amanda, you have to click the link that says "click here to verify your email address".
Clicking that link will result in an email being sent to the address you specified. You must follow the sequence of steps described in that email or face almost certain doom.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-29 00:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"they" who?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-29 00:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Check your junk mail.
Submitted by Amanda7877 (user info) at 2004-04-28 23:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Grrr...
I signed up, I verified my email address, they DIDN'T SEND ME ANYTHING, and so now I can't submit. What's going on?
Submitted by Amanda7877 <emailmestuff7877.at.yahoo.com.au> at 2004-04-28 23:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks guys I appreciate it, and no, it's won't be crap. :)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-28 00:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A) the author of this post almost never shows up round these parts
B) Now that it's been explained to you how to post, don't post something shitty. If you do, I personally will come and kick your ass.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-28 00:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amanda, you've first got to register and sign in. Then you can Submit.
Submitted by Amanda <emailmestuff7877.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-04-28 00:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seeing as you have one of the most viewed posts on uber could you, or somebody reading this, PLEASE show a DID (damsel in distress) how to submit a post??? this website keeps screwing me around, and i'd like to put something up
thanks,
Amanda
Submitted by Captain_Foamy at 2004-04-18 23:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Today I violently fucked my dogs ass and then licked out my cum outts its bum hole. Oh man what a time I had!
Submitted by Fat Bastsrd at 2004-04-18 22:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My butt reeks of shit!
Submitted by appendectomy_Ernest_Borgnine (user info) at 2004-04-18 03:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is #1!!!
Submitted by appendectomy_Ernest_Borgnine (user info) at 2004-04-18 03:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-16 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nevermind...looks like bart cleaned it out.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore the below 20 links...it opens up a shitty website. Your welcome for saving you time.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-13 04:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll help you walmart.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-13 03:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or not, you know, whatever. I'm cool.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-13 03:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's get this bad boy on the most heated list and drive in those hits!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-04-12 22:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a shame when a great post like this falls from Uber glory because of another post with a "naughty" title. But four years on the charts, that's damn impressive. Kudos.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-12 18:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is an endangered species. Can it hang on? Will Uberusers let it fall from grace?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! Stay tuned...
Malone
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-04-12 16:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always #1. Fucking people see "cum" in a title and they have to click on it.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-12 16:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is always #1 in my book.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-12 16:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its official...this is now the #2 most viewed post of all time.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-11 16:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ARYAN! not ARIAN
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-11 16:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ARYAN! not ARIAN
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-11 16:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ARYAN! not ARIAN
Submitted by cheeze (user info) at 2004-04-10 23:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love you. write more
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-10 12:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-10 07:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does foamy have nothing better to do that rank everyones messages. i thought i was the fucking socialdropout.
Randam Joe really doesnt like u, does he? me? im to lazy to hold a grudge - except of copurce, concerning foamy...
poetry kicked ass.
+2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-10 05:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is now my homepage. The post that got me here in the first place.
Submitted by angellexis (user info) at 2004-04-09 14:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
personally i think you are reading wayyy to much into a story...
All stories have a deaper meaning behind them, but you are def twisting things deeper than they should be twisted... so if dr.suess was racist then what is racist bout green eggs and ham... or one fish two fish blue fish...? Seriously take a chill pilll....
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-04-09 13:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has to stay #1... the other post is good, but this is this site's defining post. Plus, the title of the other post is what really propelled it through the ranks so quickly.
Submitted by O_o <yourmomis.at.myplace.com> at 2004-04-06 15:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you Captain Foamy, go to hell with your gay site.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 08:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dr. Sues wasn't racist. Did he beat woman? yes. Did he sodomize babies? of course. Did he invent crack cociane? no doubt about it. But rasist my friend the doctor was not. I remember one time me and Suese were hanging at the crib and I was watching him mutilate and disfigure puppies and this story on the news came on about racism. He he said and I quote, "That racism shit is fucked up, now help he cut up this puppy." Now if you are looking for some real comedy check this site out http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy it is bad ass!
Submitted by zi (user info) at 2004-04-02 12:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29219
Submitted by Ash <shesgotgreyeyes.at.cogeco.ca> at 2004-03-24 05:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cute. This reminds me of a well thought out theory a friend of mine had on the Smurfs being anti semetic. I can NOT do her theory justice as it's nearly six am, but it goes along the lines of Smurfs being Surfs, gargamoyle being very clearly jewish looking with his dark hair and big nose, his cats name is Azrael (very similar to Israel)etc etc etc.
+2
Submitted by ExplodingGopher (user info) at 2004-03-20 00:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, you've overanalyzed it. How about pulling the historical contect of Dr. Suess's racist cartoons in the 1940s? You missed the boat here; there's better stuff you could have done.
-1 for being a dumbass
+1 for minor poetic talent
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-03-20 00:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
screw you bargled, this should be #1 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/12815
wooooooooooo
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-20 00:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MAKE THIS PAGE YOUR HOMEPAGE!
We must keep this at number one. Greatest post ever.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-03-19 12:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I click on it everytime I sit down at the computer...
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-03-18 23:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Help keep this post at NUMBER ONE.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-17 16:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sdfsd <xzczx.at.dsa.com> at 2004-03-14 20:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOUR A RACIST YOURSELF FOR ACCUSING A CHILDREN WRITER OF BEING RACIST!!! HALF THE STUFF IN THE MOVIE WASN"T EVEN IN THE BOOK!!! -11100000000000000 !!!!
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-14 04:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Reality <read.at.a.book.com> at 2004-03-12 03:32:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess all those anti-Nazi cartoons Dr.Suess drew during WW2 must have just been a *clear ruse* then.
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I guess its time to say this once again:
look for: irony, sarcasm and satire on a dictionary. now.
Submitted by edu_pimped (user info) at 2004-03-14 03:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Stuff. By the way, doesn't the Grinch look homophobic?
Submitted by Reality <read.at.a.book.com> at 2004-03-12 03:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess all those anti-Nazi cartoons Dr.Suess drew during WW2 must have just been a *clear ruse* then.
Submitted by crazydragonturtle <crazydragonturtle.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-12 02:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the poem (funny) and can understand the point of view you took about the story (even if you ment it to be a satire).
And after reading the comments the old aged question "Why can't we all get along?" is answered. We can't.
Hell the comments themselves were fucking entertaining. I want to rate the comments +2. Except for the person who kept posting repeatedly in a row. He get's a -1.
Yeah anyways... loved the poem. :)
Submitted by Racist? Nah. Ethnocentric <cfo214.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-11 12:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And being ethnocentric is A.O.K.
For instance, making fun of Canadians, which is not a "race"
http://www.InvadeCanada.US
See?
All better.
Submitted by Nosearian (user info) at 2004-03-10 11:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Brilliancy Strikes
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-09 15:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/
Uh huh.
Submitted by funkmeister (user info) at 2004-03-05 01:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A bit long, but O.K. I'm Rick James, Bitch.
Submitted by WilliamCain (user info) at 2004-03-05 01:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
three cheers for you.
satire must be above this particular site, at least in part.
gj
bs
Submitted by WilliamCain (user info) at 2004-03-05 01:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here's another
Submitted by WilliamCain (user info) at 2004-03-05 01:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok wow. i only read the first few reviews, because, well...
jeez...
anyway, great job. and to every igmo that said anything even remotely resembling the argument about thinking deep or seeing the author's point...
don't you feel stupid now?
bs
Submitted by Sues fucks up puppies at 2004-03-04 00:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Dr. Sues wasn't racist. Did he beat woman? yes. Did he sodomize babies? of course. Did he invent crack cociane? no doubt about it. But rasist my friend the doctor was not. I remember one time me and Suese were hanging at the crib and I was watching him mutilate and disfigure puppies and this story on the news came on about racism. He he said and I quote, "That racism shit is fucked up, now help he cut up this puppy." Now if you are looking for some real comedy check this site out http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy it is bad ass!
Submitted by who cares <whatisuptoday?@yahoo.com> at 2004-03-03 16:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Although it was a funny satire, I could not stop laughing, it is still messed up. I mean, why can't some guy give his oppinion without getting yelled at all the time? Because people are so f*cking stupid. Yet, sometimes people can go to far while trying to express their oppinions. So I give this a 0 becuase it is good, yet bad. (And to all you who think I am a dumbass, go screw yourselves!!)
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-03-02 22:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In the aims of getting some of the crap off the recently reviewed page, I'm gonna put this on there.
Submitted by BigLee (user info) at 2004-03-02 18:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Racist eh..............hmm i grew up with Dr.Seuss.......
thats probably why im racist i guess....Damn niggers..jk dont shoot me
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-02-24 12:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People took this seriously?
Wow.... just, you know. Wow.
I'm stump dumb, and have a lousy sense of humour, and questionable personal hygiene, and even I got the joke....
I ROCK.
Funny as hell, dude.. thanks.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-02-16 23:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius. Thought I had rated this before.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-15 17:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd think they'd read the other reviews before posting their ignorant shite. IT IS SATIRE! The fucking post is satire!
On a completely different note, Death Metal Dude, are you into thrash?
Submitted by draculahunter (user info) at 2004-02-15 17:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not taking this seriously or anything, but it's funny as hell. There is a kid that goes to my school named Donavan that tries to make everything seem raceist as well. Maybe it is the guy from my school... o.0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-02-15 16:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK the morons never stop!
Submitted by SparrowSong (user info) at 2004-02-15 16:4