I'm Baaaaaaack (642 hits)
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Submitted by SubstnceP (View user info) at 2003-11-13 14:51:05 EST
I'm Baaaack..hold the applause.
First let me apologize for my abrupt exit. I wrote this long-winded story about how I got downsized from my job and added witty anecdotes to explain my frustration...but I had a mental lapse and closed the window before I could submit it. In its place is this shorter and angrier version of said story.
I got canned from my job for no reason. This happened because the company downsized and my boss hated me. She is an ugly, pancake-breasted biotch and I hope she contracts a painful vanarial disease and rots away slowly. Since the termination of my employment, I've been without Internet and motivation (prob due to the pot). I've put on 5 pounds from the booze and realized that life is more than just a paycheck.
I just got my Internet working and am happily posting for the first time in 2 months. Did I miss anything good?
~Sub P~
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-11-14 03:46:42 EST (#)
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Substnce who?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2003-11-14 00:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i got downsized once. i used to be a programmer. for a shitty little company in hanover. now i work on cars. i like it a lot better.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-11-13 23:45:37 EST (#)
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we're three russian love-bodys.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-11-13 23:26:43 EST (#)
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Who the hell are you?
And where did Berz go exactly?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-11-13 17:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubermeet Dec.12-13th in Atlantic City.
Shit Post Thursdays
Camwhoring it up
not much else, random good posts here and there.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-11-13 16:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out Razor's low sodium monkey series
a few cam whores came and went
Phinch tried to fly in a smurf house
we all learned how to make chilli and jump start a car
KM got laid, no wait never mind he's still a virgin
oh dear you missed the fun day when some random joe kept doing this copy - paste move and putting several pages of complete crap on every single post. now responses are limited in size.
Itchy renounced his evil lawyering ways and is working in a truck stop as a cocktail waitress now. He says he's more fulfilled bringing happiness to large, sweat encrusted men with hairy balls. I'm not sure what that means, but we're all just happy he's happy.
Rick has offered to pay for everyone's flights next month if we all go to Atlantic City. He's also offered to front me some craps money so it should be a good time.
Otter and Hidden both realized that their jeeps were rolling pieces of pig shit compared to mine and traded them in on Minis.
Glam_Daddy had a complete breakdown when he got a whiff of my prize winning herb. He's living in my basement tending the harvest so he can learn my craft. I let him out for an hour every other Wednesday to rake the lawn.
Yes came out of the closet.
Berz went into the closet.
Mick has a new job as a ballet instructor and is on tour with the Russian Ballet now.
chipolatte and jeet_kun_tony started a band called "chip and dip" also on tour with the Russian Ballet.
ReallyBored - just got out of jail. He was arrested for running around Miami yelling "sucky sucky five dollar" at Japanese businessmen
I think that pretty much covers it
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-11-13 15:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heeeey there subby.
yeah you missed shit post thursday.
the first one was great.
the second one sucked.
there won't be another one for quite some time...
end of the first one:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1066971994491221484
end of the 2nd one:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106757413535926104
the big story of how it all happened (READ THIS ONE!):
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1068131537403529831
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-11-13 15:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"pancake-breasted" --- heh.... that's a new one
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-11-13 15:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"life is more than just a paycheck"
Welcome, welcome. Good to see you back.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-11-13 15:35:09 EST (#)
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welcome back. you missed shit post thursdays. you are lucky.
Submitted by sam_el (user info) at 2003-11-13 15:25:28 EST (#)
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Wow, and I've been here for about two months. I don't know you. Nice to meetcha.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-11-13 14:52:56 EST (#)
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You missed it man. Right after you left The Dixie chicks stormed the place and had sex with everyone. Even the kid with the Babylon 5 t-shirt got a handjob. - Dave Attell